[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

File: 50 KB, 300x400, cirno_0047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6726461 No.6726461 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/ could you recommend me any good method to go hero aviable for hikki (yes that means no cars, no guns, and jumping of buildings) and no /b/ related things please ;_;

>> No.6726481

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag
It all depends on whether you can get someone to ship everything to your door, really. sage for probably not /jp/ related

>> No.6726488

Every Super Hero has an origin story, tellling how they gained their powers and decided to fight crime.

>> No.6726489

no, go kill yourself faggot

>> No.6726496

Jump in front of a train
Fucks up everyone's day for people who are taking the train though. They'll shut down the track for x amount of time and therefore cause delays for a while. The train crew will probably get counseling for it (mandatory from one a guy I knew told me about it). Some of them will laugh. The driver might be freaked out though.

On that note, one of the people who worked at the same hospital my mom does got hit by a train a couple days ago. Details about just what happened haven't been released yet.

>> No.6726531

you should go die in bullet rain. that is a reeeeal heroic way to die.

>> No.6726540
File: 363 KB, 1024x768, 1291094002279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6726540

>>6726496
ok then lets just call it : anything that requires leaving house.
>>6726481
once tried it with just bag without gas and got attack panic in last moment.

Cirno is always /jp/ related

>> No.6726557

Do harakiri you pussy.

>> No.6726608

close yourself hermetically in a room
light up some coal on fire
take a nap

>> No.6726699
File: 150 KB, 599x600, 1290179628291.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6726699

>> No.6726733

source to op's comic please

>> No.6726771

>>6726540
The reason you can't do this is because the increased partial pressure of CO2 causes that whole panic reaction. You NEED a lighter gas like helium or nitrogen which will displace the CO2 at the top of the bag and won't cause the panic attacks. If you do this, and have everything set up rightly and tightly, it's supposed to be painless and extremely quick.

>> No.6726798

>>6726733
http://www.solelo.com/blog/index.php/2010/08/touhou-project-doujin-cirno-to-kyozou-shishigami/

>> No.6726827

>>6726771
and is it possible to get it as hikki? (I can try to do simple shopping in local shops or ask parents to do it)

>> No.6726852

>>6726699
the d in the word found is jumping out of the paper and into her hand xD

>> No.6726883

>>6726827
If you live in America, party stores have helium tanks. I think even walmart sells them. Costs like $50 for one of the disposable ones?

>> No.6726921

First learn how to start topics properly. And then, why don't you fucking homo fagget cancer waves emitting retard just grow some balls? WE ARE LAUGHING ABOUT YOU. YES WE CAN! So get your fucking homo cancer shit together and get the fuck out of here!

>> No.6726965

>>6726921
return to /b/

>> No.6727047

Head in oven or toaster in bathtub.

>> No.6727123

>>6726883
I did check online and in my place there isnt anything like that expect online stores/auctions that would require waiting for package for few weeks.

>> No.6727656
File: 443 KB, 800x600, 1289701444825.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6727656

>> No.6728479

Starve to death, if you're hikki this should be easiest, just stop ordering food.

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action