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That is actually a big plus for me.

>>6708213
i so expected this shit

No suchs thing as smell in my 2D

>>6708230

It can't be helped.

Showering is not the only method of bathing. If need be we can get some olive oil and go greek-style.

>take slams
....you lost me.

>>Also are you aware that girls take slams?

Every time I see a really beautiful anime character I imagine what she looks like taking a shit. Especially the really shy ones.

Elphaba was my waifu.

;_;

I would lick her clean every day if need be.

>>6708341
Even her asshole?

Of course, she would bathe instead. Showers are more convenient, but that doesn't matter when you wash your waifu's hair and fuck her.

lol at slams, what a funny piece of slang that is.

I'd probably eat Natsuru's shit.

>incapable of taking showers

Does it matter?

>>6709332
her pits must stink so bad from being near flames all day

>>6709238
Especially her asshole.

>>6709238
Nigga, I'll eat her asshole after a diarrhea attack.

>>6710623
>her

>Would you be with your waifu for real if she was incapable of taking showers?

Yes, we would just take baths together and I'd wash her body.

>Also are you aware that girls take slams?

Your point?

>slams
What region/ethnicity is that one?

I don't have a sense of smell so it's awwright

oh god I want to taste food again ;_;

>>6708198
Then she can take baths.
No problem, I have a big bathtub.

>>6710700
What's wrong, friend? Are you starving, or does your jaw hurt?

>>6710806
You do understand that most of your ability to taste comes from the ability to smell? Only a few tastes are detected by your tongue.

>>6710820
I still think thats just scientists trolling you. They say that apples, potatoes and onions taste the same if you cant smell but i think thats just bull shit.

>>6710689
Point: trying to make their view of girls gross. A minor troll.

>>6710698
USA East Coast

>>6710846
You should try eating something while blocking your nose, then try saying that again.

Just wondering, would you be mad if a girl you love pees during sex? What if she accidentally defecates on you during anal sex?

>>6710857
The US East Coast really is a different country...
I'll keep west of the Mississippi, thanks.

>>6710897
Obviously I wouldn't be mad for an accident.

>>6710897
That is my fetish.

No prob, I stink too.

>>6710897
No pun intended, but shit happens. I wouldn't be too broken up about it, but I think we'd need to take a moment to clean up before continuing.

>What if she accidentally defecates on you during anal sex?
My fetish

>>6710902
TN here, never heard slams in all 22 of my years.

Threads like this makes this board just like /a/

>Would you be with your waifu for real if she was incapable of taking showers?

Absolutely. I might actually enjoy it in some capacity, I've never been around a beautiful woman who has abstained from bathing for an extended period of time. There might be some sort of animalistic hormone/scent activity going on.

Pic related.

>>6711000
Throw the word Touhou into the OP and it'd be no different from most /jp/ threads.

>>6711018
It would be less shitty since touhou is not /a/'s jurisdiction at least. But "lol mai waifu" crap is found everywhere there.

To be with my waifu I would chop off my nose.

>>6710897
I'd love her peeing during sex and wouldn't be too worried about any accidents during anal intercourse.

virgins.