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>>6699004
>>6699005
you jelly?

Don't worry, he's obviously just joking.

BREAKING NEWS: Eksopl is a normalfag

>>6698998
NICE TRIPLES

>>6699015
so that whole archive deletion thing was a joke too?

How can he just talk about these things publicly? Is his girlfriend okay with it?

>>6699027
Well yeah, since he brought it back like an hour later.

>>6698998

Who?

>>6699039
An attention whore. Proclaims himself superior and that everyone should praise his sorry existence.

>>6699029
It's alright, she is a slut

Well that's nice for him I guess, but he really shouldn't brag about it

>>6699051
for HER. Get it right.

>keep asking useless question to a person
>call him attention whore when he answers honestly
it boggles my mind that you have nothing better to do than spam this faggot's formspring and then spamming here when he does something that isn't /jp/ approved.

http://www.formspring.com/eksopl

Q: How does it feel to be a normalfag? Do you look down upon us eternal virgin losers?

A: Well, to be fair, any relationship where your girlfriend is okay with sitting naked next to you on the couch when you answer formspring questions by /jp/ people isn't very normal to begin with, now is it?

He just can't stop bragging.

he's CHEATING on me??

>nonowa

>>6699076
He is cheating on all of us.

>Perverted thoughts about poor innocent Ika Musume are evil.
thread reported

Who is eksopl?

Why should I be upset?

>>6699094
he runs the easymodo archive

>>6699094
Why are you so new?

>>6699107
And?

>>6699119
He used to post here in 2008.

>>6699130
AND?

>>6699135
and your mom

>>6699140
xD

Don't you fags ever get tired of doing this?

>>6699144

Stalking tripfags?

I find Eksi's answers highly offensive and dirty. I am sad and angry.

>>6699148
No?

Oh look another shitty thread made by tripfag fanboys.

And here >>6699076 is Suigin making another of his unfunny ironic comment.

>>6699161
u jelous?

>>6699027
What archive deletion thing?

>>6699173
your mom

>>6699178
Sup Jonesy.

How's that I AM SENT TO SIBERIA thing working out for you?

The best part of this is that it only pisses off a very specific and completely autistic faggots I don't like

>>6699179
The fuck? First of, ZUNbar is the one being sent away. Don't confuse him with that faggot Jones.

Second, he is going to Afghanistan, not Seberia.

Third, I have autism.

>>6699181

I'll never forgive him for this. He's such a normal now.

>>6699232
Where is the pic with the tripfag names.

>>6699238

http://www.formspring.com/ValerianRoot

His girlfriend's formspring.

>>6699245
Thanks dog I forgot to save that kinectimals picture

>>6699257
Nobody cares.

so did he have sex with pygma?

if so i dont envy him

not one bit

not one bit

>>6699266
>>>/b/

Stop spamming to get attention.

>>6699257
>blatantly ignoring the internet until 2011, bye
sounds like eksopl is in trouble

>>6699266
Vale = Meru = Pygma?

Omg hai ^___^ Im Anonymous-chan and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ /jp/ tripfags <3 and my favs are Eksopl and Zun!bar!!! OK so anyways, I'm going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Eksopl!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! SUPAA KAWAII DESU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^= I looked up and saw EKSOPL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPAA SUPAA SUPAA KAWAII Eksopl-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!

he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TONGUE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (^O^) (^O^) (^O^)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then Eksopl held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! And guess what!!!!!! He kissed me again!!!!!!! ** \(^O^)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became tripfags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

I

>>6699280
more like PIGmaster

>>6699282
>UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!!
Whoops.

Is this the first time a tripfriend has had sex? If this weird event has occurred before this is the first time I've seen it. I know there were tripfriends who weren't virgins but I've never heard of one having sex after discovering 4chan. Hell is going to freeze over.

>>6699292
Hi, newfag.

She is smart, funny, and (according to Eksopl) beautiful, and she browses /jp/ and easymodo. Where did he find a girl like that?

>>6699069
>He just can't stop bragging.
Who the fuck wouldn't brag about this. The day I lose my virginity you guys will be the first to hear about it, and unlike him I'm not going to be coy about it.

>>6699292
Seriously, I'm fucking crying here. Fucking Eksopl, I hope he dies.

>>6699311
She is a PYG. I can't believe he likes PYGS she is FAT.

>>6699290

Omg hai ^___^ Im Anonymous-chan and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ /jp/'s tripfags <3 and my favs are Eksopl and Zun!bar!!! OK so anyways, I'm going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Eksopl!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! SUPAA KAWAII DESU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^= I looked up and saw EKSOPL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPAA SUPAA SUPAA KAWAII Eksopl-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!

he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TONGUE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (^O^) (^O^) (^O^)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH ZUN!BAR CAUSE EKSOPL-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then Eksopl held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! And guess what!!!!!! He kissed me again!!!!!!! ** \(^O^)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became tripfags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

>>6699311
Let me tell about Lies, Delusions and Love Fool.

>>6699321
I think this is the second time you whine like this. Stop bawwwwing all over this thread. If you want to be emo do it somewhere else.

>>6699324
But Vale isn't Pygmalion, you silly Anon. Vale doesn't post on /jp/, she was in #bun briefly, though.

>>6699257
>How do you feel about Eksopl publicly telling everyone that he is having sex with you?
>I don't really care, but I'm not really interested in a bunch of anons asking me questions not about kinectimals

ValerianRoot confirmed for kinectimals spammer.

>>6699282
Omg (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Im Anonymous and I absolutely luuuv ಠ_ృ /jp/ tripfags ( ﾟ 3ﾟ)~♪ and my fav are mugen and suigin!!!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husbando suigin!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN quality IN PERSON!!! Supa quality desu!!!!!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ!

When I walked onto formspring street looked up and saw&SUIGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA QUALITY SUIGIN-CHAN!!!!! I yelled then he turned trip and untrip!!

he looked at me (｡◕‿‿◕｡) and then he saw how hot I am ( ≖‿≖) he grabbed my hand and let me rar his thread (´・ω・)つ[]then pulled me behind the archive （￣へ￣） and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE PASTA!!! RLY!! (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ （￣へ￣） (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ then I saw some baka fat bastard watching us and I could tell he was reporting him with his eyes!!!!!!! （￣へ￣）; OMG I COULDNT BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ] so I yelled UH UH BAKA SION THATS MY TRIP WHY DONT YOU GO HOOK UP WITH ZUN!BAR CAUSE SUIGIN-KUN LOVES ME!!! ಠ_ృ then suigin held me close (｡◕‿‿◕｡) and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! an guess wat!!!!!! he let me rar his threads again!!! ** (´・ω・)つ[] then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became super lewd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reported!!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ

Did somebody said PYGma?

>>6699334
Wait, but why would you want the baka fat bitch to hook up with your other favorite tripfag? You should suggest someone you don't care about or outright dislike, even!

>>6699311
She's a total Mary Sue. As a matter of fact they're both Mary Sues. Eksopl is a relatively competent programmer and she seems to be a writer. Their kid will be the next Einstein.

>>6699317
The day I lose my virginity (never I hope) I'm going to cry on /jp/ and beg for forgiveness and plead that I had no idea what I was doing.

>>6699354
Nobody cares about desktopl. It's his dicksuckers from bunbunmaru that are posting here.

>ValerianRoot disabled their account

Now eskopl e-girlfriend colored.

>>6699374
break-up with eksopl imminent

following that the archive will be taken down due to eksopl complaining about /jp/ autists ruining a beautiful thing

>>6699365
Exactly, fuck those pathetic faggots, rub that pussy in their faces.

>>6699365
sexopl doesn't even go to #bun anymore.

>>6699379
OINK OINK

Omg (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Im /jp/ and I absolutely luuuv ಠ_ృ kinectimals ( ﾟ 3ﾟ)~♪ and my fav are royal bengal tiger and bornean clouded leopard!!!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husbando royal bengal tiger!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN quality IN PERSON!!! Supa quality desu!!!!!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ!

When I walked onto /jp/ street looked up and saw&ROYAL BENGAL TIGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ!!!!

KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA QUALITY ROYAL BENGAL TIGER-CHAN!!!!! I yelled then he turned kinect and unkinect!!

he looked at me (｡◕‿‿◕｡) and then he saw how hot I am ( ≖‿≖) he grabbed my hand and let me rar his kinect(´・ω・)つ[]then pulled me behind the sion's 360（￣へ￣） and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE INFRARED LASERS!!! RLY!! (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ （￣へ￣） (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ then I saw some baka fat bastard watching us and I could tell he was playing eyepet him with his eyes!!!!!!! （￣へ￣）; OMG I COULDNT BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ] so I yelled UH UH BAKA eyepetTHATS MYKINECT WHY DONT YOU GO HOOK UP WITH nintendogs CAUSE ROYAL BENGAL TIGER-KUN LOVES ME!!! ಠ_ృ then ri held me close (｡◕‿‿◕｡) and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! an guess wat!!!!!! he let me spam his kinect again!!! ** (´・ω・)つ[] then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became kinectimals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KINECTED!!!! ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━ｯ

>>6699375
You colored that?

>>6699396
No, it's from the interwebz.

And in this thread we can see what is truly ruining /jp/ - not the "newfag" posters who actually make related threads and try to contribute, but tripfag circlejerking faggots and their anonymous cronies that have been around since the creation of /jp/. I hope you all die.

who?

>>6699324
If she's a cow it wouldn't surprise me. I wouldn't stick my penis anywhere near a fatty. Picture filename related.

>>6699354

I was just trying to say that this cock sucking festival is fucking gay and stupid.

>>6699401
You mad brah? Go back to bunbunmaru.

/jp/ doesn't even have tripfags
it's just hong and anonymous

or those are the only two things i ever see in the name field anyway

The day I lose my virginity I won't be able to tell /jp/ because if I actually did I would have lost it to a little girl and some party pooper would no doubt report me to the authorities ;_;

>>6699409
I know. But desktopl is desperate. So he ended up having sex with PYGma, like he said, all day.

eewwww

>>6699423
Did you even read his formspring, or just this thread, for that matter? His girlfriend is not a /jp/er.

>84 posts and 14 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
Reported.

>>6699433
what's formspring?

>>6699438
It's where all of the worst /jp/ers hang out.

Never heard of formspring before which means I'm the most superior being in this thread right now and the rest of you should commit suicide for actually being worthless cancer waves emitting niggerdicks sucking imbeciles

>>6699444
I thought it was called hotglue.

>>6699444
if OP picture is formspring, it looks all web 2.0ey

i don't believe that someone from /jp/ would visit web 2.0 with any regularity

>eksopl disabled their account

We won, guys.

>>6699348
>>6699334

>>6699459
No we didn't. Say goodbye to the archive.

Don't do it eksopl, don't do it!

>>6699454
Yeah, it's better to just ignore it and not think about it, unless you love asking tripfags questions.

>>6699459
Fucking whore.

>>6699465
Do it! Do it!

>>6699451
>worthless cancer waves emitting niggerdicks sucking imbeciles
Sounds like /b/ talk to me.

>>6699459
another nerd buttdevastated by /jp/

today is a good day

>>6699470
tripfags are just a myth, so yeah
i haven't seen any around here

>>6699465
SO MAD

Fuck yeah.

>>6699465

>>6699477
Haha I get it you have the filter! You special little thing you.

>>6699465
And nothing of value was lost. Only the worst of the worst frequent that pile of collected bullcrap.

So Eksopl is no longer a virgin? I think it's time to ask him to return his ronery badge.

>>6699480
That puppy!

>>6699486
i don't use any filters or addons specifically for 4chan
they get in the way of efficient browsing

>>6699487
But he is lying. He is just sucking eskopl's dick.

>>6699487
You're so rebellious and witty!

Seriously dude, fuck off. I'm sick and tired of people going around saying /jp/ is shitty while posting on /jp/. If it's half as shitty as you guys think it is what does that say about you for browsing it.

Do any of the other boards worship tripfriends the way /jp/ does?

>>6699501
>If it's half as shitty as you guys think it is what does that say about you for browsing it.
/jp/ are gluttons for punishment?

the archive is the best thing about /jp/
hopefully eksopl realizes that there are always people who are going to be like "YEAH DO IT FAGGOT AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST!" for any loss notable.
and continues hosting it despite being a normalfag

>>6699506
/sp/ does

>Ask someone if they're having sex
>Claim they're bragging when they say yes

>Same guy provides useful service
>Celebrate when attempts to piss him off are successful

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

>>6699506

/fit/ worships gay sandniggers, last I heard.

>>6699514
lol

>>6699501

And i'm sick and tired of tripfag fanboys shitting up the frontpage for hours.

Spam just goes away after 2 minutes but this shit stays on the frontpage for hours, why do guys care so much about the personal life of another person?. This looks a lot like /cgl/ shit.
If you want to talk about this use your fagspring or facebook, why you bring this shit to this place?

>>6699511

/sp/ hates tripfags, anons vs. tripfags happens 7 hojillion times every day. The only thing that happens more often is America vs. Europe.

There's just that one cat Anon that constantly stirs up more tripfag shit that makes the board look like it likes tripfags.

>>6699513
Hmm, maybe he should just shut up about it? Nobody likes to see some idiot bragging about HOW HE HAD SEX OMG HE IS SO COOL.

>>6699509
>hopefully eksopl realizes that there are always people who are going to be like "YEAH DO IT FAGGOT AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST!" for any loss notable.
Actually, only one buttmad person wants the archive to die. He's probably the same moron who thinks #bun and easymodo 'devs' are out to get him.

>>6699526
Speaking of /cgl/ I guess we know that he was archiving the image since he's a normalfag now.

>>6699526
I'd join formspring but I doubt anyone would ask me questions. ;_;

>>6699509
Why don't you start a facebook and socialize over there?

>>6699533

Then maybe no one should ask him about it in the first place?

>>6699542
Why are still bawwwwing all over this thread? Didn't I already told you to be emo somewhere else?

>>6699534
What an obvious attempt of viral marketing.

>>6699549
And who asked him? Who posted this thread? Do you know? Could it be desktopl himself? Or maybe it's PYGma? Or maybe it was you?

>>6699526
>And i'm sick and tired of tripfag fanboys shitting up the frontpage for hours.
Agreed but at least it's a thread about a good tripfriend. Just the fact that he's hosting the archive makes him more useful than the vast majority of you tripfriends. Hong Meiling's services are a close second.

>Spam just goes away after 2 minutes
Are you a fucking moron or have you not been to /jp/ in a few months. I can't go to /jp/ these days without seeing at least two spam threads. Ever since AoC quit, /jp/ has been janitorless.

>but this shit stays on the frontpage for hours
At least with threads like this we can hide it. I like meta threads because they keep the board drama condensed in one thread.

>>6699542
I joined formspring and I still occasionally get questions. Actually in the last two weeks it was only people wishing me merry christmas

>>6699550
Stop following me around. ;_;

>>6699542
Ask yourself questions, everybody else does.
Also, people on formspring love attention so they will pretty much answer any question and spend all day doing it.

>>6699579

>>6699545
Facebook is a normalfag service that wants your real name and everything and tracks all the things you do. Formspring is just question/answer.

i hope to fuck that somebody scraped the archive

>>6699573
>I can't go to /jp/ these days without seeing at least two spam threads. Ever since AoC quit, /jp/ has been janitorless.
More like 5 spam threads.

>>6699579
Reported

>>6699573
>Just the fact that he's hosting the archive makes him more useful than the vast majority of you tripfriends

don't forget the fact that he doesn't post on /jp/ unless someone throws an autistic tantrum like this.

>>6699579
What does she have that we don't?

>>6699513
He was asked what he did for Christmas, and he answered by saying he had sex. Sounds like bragging to me. He should have lied because it's too obvious that a huge shitstorm like this would happen despite the fact that Eskopl has (quite publicly) been trying to be as normalfriend as possible for quite some time. He brought this on himself.

>>6699579
Welcome to my filter, newfag.

>>6699606
While Eksopl is in some ways new, he started only like two years ago, filtering him is going to hide what, one post every three months?

>>6699579
Thanks for acting like the mature one out of this underaged retarded bunch.
/jp/ became otaku-/b/ in the last year or something

>>6699606
>newfag.
Oh the irony. Eksi's been around since old /a/.

>>6699606
don't forget to report him directly to formspring devs on IRC.

>>6699621
The joke. Your head.
>147 posts and 20 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

God.

>>6699621
Oh the irony, circlejerking on an anonymous imageboard.

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>>6699636
You mad? Go back to bunbunmaru.

>>6699620
I'm sorry to tell you this but this otaku-/b/ crew is no worse than circle jerks and other useless threads.

>>6699640
4chan is Anonymous by default, but not purely Anonymous. Don't like it? Fuck off to another site.

>>6699642
But I never went there, nor I intend to.

>>6699664
Then go back to sucking desktopl's dick. I don't care.

So did we have enough fun for today? Should I delete this thread now?

>>6699642
Hey, lay of bun.
I don't even know why you guys always blame everything on bun.

>>6699653
I doubt that.
>>6699657
Yes, you are the reason why everything about 4chan is terrible. Must be feeling proud now, huh?

>>6699676
buttdevastated

What's 4chan?

>>6699667
>desktopl
You're the one who keeps bumping this shit over and over with inane drivel, I bet you're the one who made this thread, too.

If you're going to samefag, don't use words that no one else uses.

>>6699676