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That feel when your girlfriend thinks sex is actually acceptable as a Christmas present

Cheap ass bitch

>> No.6687872
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6687872

>girlfriend

>> No.6687881
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6687881

Gotta love those type of women who think sex is a reward rather than a mutual enjoyment between two lovers.

>> No.6687890

>>6687881

I know right

It's like she's rewarding me for being good or someshit. Fuck that.

>> No.6687920

Today is even worse than yesterday.

Get out, holiday normalfags.

>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/adv/

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>>6687920

buttmad virgin detected

>> No.6687930

Sadly it's a basic of nature - female allows to impregnate her mostly as reward for some basic courting, food or shit. Deal with it.

>> No.6687946

>>6687881
gotta love the
Gotta love those type of nerds who think sex is mutual enjoyment between two lovers rather than some boring shit we do and have to fake everything on just to give him some sense of satisfaction

>> No.6687950

How is it a gift when she's going to complain if you don't make it good for her?

She should have given you a fleshlight.

>> No.6687952

Another shit thread brought to you by #bunbunmaru.

>> No.6687964

>>6687952
>#bunbunmaru
Prove it?

>> No.6687973

>>6687930

Peacocks use colourful feathers
Canary birds use beautiful songs
Female humans use trashy clothes and clown makeup
The circle of life

>> No.6687979

Maybe if its anal I would accept it.

>> No.6687988

>>6687964
bunbunmaru has become the next cool buzzword to say when complaining after /b/, /a/, /v/, and sion

>> No.6688001
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6688001

How is this related to /jp/?
Answer: It isn't

>> No.6688012

>>6688001

u mad cuz no girl will ever like you?

>> No.6688018

yes

>> No.6688026

>>6687988
Not when they have been admittedly spamming Railgun, Ika and Persona for centuries in /jp/ and bragging about it in their irc channel.

>> No.6688046

Stop getting trolled so easily.

>> No.6688144

That feel when people with girlfriends post on /jp/.

>> No.6688208

>>6688144

What feel is that?

Jealousy?

>> No.6688210

>>6688208
mild confusion followed by amusement and smiles

>> No.6688236

>>6687946
Swedish whore.

Go and serve your fat muslim masters.

You are lower than dirt. Even worse than Britain.

>> No.6688246

>>6688210

>feel
>smiles

>internal emotion
>physical contortion of the face

>/jp/ - Dumbass Virgin Culture

>> No.6688249

Girls are SO FUCKING CUTE.

>> No.6688257

>>6688246
>Autism/General

>> No.6688287

>>6688249
Yeah, when they're dead.

>> No.6688294

>>6688144
That feel when Krautchan /int/ on your /jp/.

>> No.6688295

>>6688249
THIS!! I fucking love girls, especially when they're drunk!

>> No.6688300
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6688300

>using virgin as an insult.

Wait, people still do this?

>> No.6688299

>>6688249

Agreed. The way they curl up next to you after sex and pull your arm over them.

Girls need to be protected :3

>> No.6688311

Someone on #bun made this thread.

They're currently posting pictures of their girlfriends.

>> No.6688314

>>6688311
Are you joking?

Why do #bun do that kind of thing?

>> No.6688320

>>6688300

Why do people constantly say this? It's one of the most widely known insults out there...

>> No.6688326

>>6688300
Deciding to be a virgin is one thing. There may be a total of 500 like that on the entire planet.

Being a virgin because nothing will fuck you is what most people who post here have, along with about 20,000,000 other people worldwide.

>> No.6688330

That feel when you know your girlfriend posts on /jp/
That feel when you recognise her posts sometimes and want to say something but never do it because you don't want her to know you also browse /jp/

>> No.6688330,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>6688320
"Virgin" as an insult admits many things of the user that, in the end, is more of an insult towards them than their target.

I would explain why, but the people who use it as an insult don't have the basic reasoning capability to understand the explanation, the reading ability to begin understand it in the first place, or the attention span to even begin reading.

Needless to say, they reduce themselves to a very animalistic existence.

>> No.6688330,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>6688320
Let me guess, the other one is "nerd".

>> No.6688330,3 [INTERNAL] 

Sounds like a pretty pathetic attempt to get attention in this thread if you ask me.
Why did you ghostbump?

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