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>> No.668539

ITT we plot against Reimu.

>> No.668544

Don't even joke about that. She'll destroy us all.

>> No.668547

Yes, Sanae, start with the easy ones and pretty soon you'll be used to this lesbian thing AND you'll have a well-formed harem.

>> No.668546

Unexpected pairing is unexpected

>> No.668552

Reimu...I don't get why she gets all the hate on /jp/. Touhou is just written to make her out as the destroyer, when really she's no worse than any of the 'protagonists' and a better person than most of them.

What are the main complaints? She allowed the Lunarians to rape Kaguya and used Alice to get close to Marisa?

Okay, let's get this straight. She never fucking raped Marisa. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She fucked Marisa.

Let me ask you this. WHO IN THE GAME DIDN'T WANT TO FUCK MARISA? You can't even name one fucking character who didn’t want to plug her tight vag! She is the kind of bitch who will act like she doesn't want it when she really does. She'll say Ze~! while having multiple orgasms. Eirin knew this, she's a fucking man’s lady. She knows what filthy whores like Marisa want.

And there's this other big bitch you guys have with her. She supposedly used Alice to get closer to Marisa.

Objection! She was worried about her one and only precious witch. Is keeping your loved ones from heartache so wrong? When Sakuya does the same thing to Meiling it's like 'oh she's so sexy', but when Reimu does it it's wrong? She just wanted to protect Marisa. She probably was going to study magic to tighten Gensokyo's borders back up or cure Patchouli's asthma or something.

The story was written to make that faggot Sakuya look good. Objectively, Reimu is a far better character than Sakuya. At least she has the balls to take action decisively instead of dicking around like Sakuya, and if she weren't stuck with that lazy ass personality and invincible plothax she probably could have killed the entire cast. I mean, fucked.

>> No.668585
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>>668547
Sanae does not think that whay

>> No.668599

Sanae is a good girl

>> No.670150
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>> No.670164

>>668552

Freaking Pasta doesn't make sense.

Why the hell is that comment about Lunarians and Kaguya in there anyway? No one cares about Kaguya or her origins.

>> No.670167

>>670164
I do. She's mai waifu.

>> No.670213

>>670167
Your waifu is a whore.

>> No.670223
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>>670213
No mai waifu is a beautiful well-mannered princess.

>> No.670229

>>670223

No, she's a lazy, slutty, cam-whoring NEET.

>> No.670247
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>>670229
No she's not.

>> No.670254

>>670247

You're just in denial, buddy. It's okay.

>> No.670262
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>>670254
SHUT UP SHE'S A PERFECT WAIFU

>> No.670261

>>670247
Yes, she is. You have no idea how many men she rode before you were even born.

>> No.670280

We're getting distracted from the original point of the thread.

I hadn't even considered Alice x Sanae.

>> No.670284

>>670262

Hey, hey. Can she cook anything? Can she even do any domestic stuff? No? Then she's worthless except for her sex appeal. Which is so awful, she gets no H-scenes in a series of six doujins.

>> No.670286

>>670284
I can do all that for her because I love her and she's mai waifu.

>> No.670294

>>670280
And you never will its a crak

>> No.670298

>>670286

Hahaha, whipped.

She's over a thousand years old. How many men do you think she's slept with? Or, considering her origins, how many men she's slept with and how many moon rabbits she's raped?

>> No.670306
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670306

Hey, hey, Kaguya is my "Tohou-specific" waifu. She's not my number 1 waifu, but don't be mean to her.

>> No.670307

>>670298
OK WHAT PART OF "MAI WAIFU" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND GOD DAMNIT FUCK SHIT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.670308

>>670298
And just think about it. He's going to die, Eirin will cut him up in the name of science, and his waifu will find another guy to use.

>> No.670312

>>670308
What if I drink the Hourai Elixir?

>> No.670319

>>670280
It's one of those bizarre pairings that somehow makes sense, like Yukari/Yuka or, dare I say it, Komachi/Mima.

>> No.670325

>>670312
Enjoy getting killed for all eternity.

>> No.670330

>>670319

Komachi and Mima makes no sense to me.

Sanae x Alice...sort of makes sense. And hell, Sanae even has a good motherly figure around for Alice to latch on to. SHIT. IT'S TIME TO WRITE FANFICTION.

>> No.670332

>>670312

Eirin doesn't have the materials to make another one.

As if she'd waste it on you, anyway. She'll just cut your head open, store your brain in a jar, and make boytoy clones for Kaguya to play with.

>> No.670339

>>670330

Komachi = Deals with spirits.

Mima = Evil Spirit.

IT'S ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE TO MAKE A CONNECTION.

>> No.670343

>>670332
YEAH WELL WHAT IF I USE MY MANLY SPIRIT TO TRAIN REALLY HARD AND BECOME A DANMAKU MASTER THEN WHAT HUH?!

>> No.670350
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FUCKING SLUT!

>> No.670359

>>670343
"Manly spirit?" >>670286 is proof enough that you don't have a manly spirit.

>> No.670369
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>>670359
You say I don't have any manly spirit? That I'm destined to be used as some sort of boy toy? That I have no chance of accomplishing my dreams and fulfilling my ideals?

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!

GURREN LAGANN SPIN ON!

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>>670350
Now see in the background, there's a REAL waifu.

>> No.670379

>>670369

Congratulations.

You fail. Enjoy being cloned.

>> No.670382

>>670369
You couldn't spin Hina, for fuck's sake.

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>>>670374
Enjoy your 50 YEARS

>> No.670385
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670385

There Good End

>> No.670390

SPRING IS HERE!

>> No.670391

>>670379
>>670382
Why are you guys so mean? All I want to do is be with mai waifu.

>> No.670397
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>>670390
NOT FOR LONG BITCH

>> No.670405

>>670391
We're not being mean. We're trying to help you.

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>>670390

>> No.670413

>>670411
Haha oh wow

>> No.670415
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>>670405
Whatever, I guess I'll just enjoy my hand then...

Alone...

>> No.670418
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>>670384
She did it out of love.

>> No.670419

>>670411
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.670427

>>670419

Why not?

>> No.670429

>>670411

EXCELLENT

>> No.670443

>>670427
Thats why not

>> No.670470

>>670443

Uh... what?

>> No.670474

>>670470
You know what I mean.

>> No.670476

>>670474

No, afraid I don't.

>> No.670477

>>670474
You lost me.

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>>670411

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