/jp/ - Otaku Culture

"Hello sheldon"
How is this /jp/ related?

>op is a bear
>open the door
>shit on the floor
>everyone walk the /jp/saur

"Hey Sheldon, watcha playing?"

>Audience chuckles

"Embodiment of Scarlet Devil."

>Audience laughs

"Remilia is my waifu."

>Audience breaks into a round of applause, cheers, and laughter

Hey Sheldon what are you doing?
Browsing 4chan's Otaku Culture image board.
>crowd laughs moderately
Any good threads?
Nothing but off topic garbage and touhou, as usual I'm afraid.
>crowd laughing to tears
So what are you going to do?
I'm going to report them all.
>crowd can no longer contain themselves. Several members of the audience convulse and fall to the floor. Other members die of asphyxiation. The rest shit themselves until the audience is swimming in sea of shit the likes of which mankind has not seen before. Cameras will pan the audience as this is happening.

>>6662110
I would murder you for a sitcom about two /jp/ posters who are room mates. Just imagine the waifu's! The femanon drama!!

>>6662118

The autism!

"Hey, look. It's another metathread."
>Audience laughs
"I don't like that".
>Audience whistles and claps, roses are thrown on the stage as the building shakes with laughter."

"I'm going to sage it."
>Murderous cackles can be heard from the seats, the ground trembles and parts and tidal waves flood the Earth as Satan himself rises from Hell to witness the end of days, the audience sets out in bloodlust to rip apart the bodies of those who do not bow to the dark lord and pledge allegiance to the world to come.

>>6662066
The earth trembles below the studio, opening a gaping crack into the underbelly of the earth and exposing the entrance to Chireiden. Satori hears this commotion and comes up to the earth, and sees the gruesome scene that is taking place. She sees me, trembling in the corner, and approaches me, her third eye fixed at me. She reads my fear and anxiety, and calms me down by wrapping her arms around me and hugging me tight into her chest, and whispering into my ear softly, "it's okay". After I've calmed down, I gather the courage to introduce myself, and think about asking her for a coffee, but before I do she's already read my mind and invites me instead, knowing that I am a shy type. We go to a cozy coffeeshop, and I treat her to coffee and talk to her about all my problems, by the end of it all I feel great about myself. We walk back together under the lights of the street lamps, and when we get to my front door, she asks me "can I come in?" I say yes, and we go in, and open up a bottle of wine and watch a film together.

>>6662145
While we're watching she cuddles up to me, and I put my arm around her and kiss her on the forehead. She then kisses me back, this time on the lips, and we share a long passionate kiss, our tongues entwining with each other. She unbuttons my shit and pulls it off, running her hand down my chest to my crotch, and unzips the zipper. I lay down, and she crawls on top of me, then kisses me on the lips and then moves down my body, licking and kissing as she works way to my penis, now rock hard. She pulls down my pants, and then begins teasing my dick with her slender fingers. She then licks the tip, and then little by little puts it in her mouth, covering it with her warm saliva. She keeps playing with my penis, with her mouth and hands, until I begin moaning softly, signaling that I'm about to cum. She then stops, and begins slipping out of her clothes, revealing her beautiful body. She then takes my dick and brings it to her pussy, teasing it slightly around the tip, until her vagina becomes sufficiently moist. Then she sits down onto my penis, and just as I am about to break her hymen, I wake up to the sound of my alarm clock, and a single tear drops down my face as I get out of bed and sit on my computer for anothery day on 4chan..

I am currently working on a bachelor's degree in Shitposting, and I have learned much from your post. Thank you OP.

"Hi."
>The audience suddenly jumps in through every window in your house, run over to you and laugh in your ears until you're deaf and insane, then they pull you into the TV and make you part of them before searching for other people to laugh at

"Hey Sheldon, what are you doing?"

>Audience bursts into tears laughing

"Playing Super Mario 64 on a poorly coded emulator."

>Audience starts laughing so uncontrollably it turns into an unruly mob, not in control of their bodies. Fights break out, a baby is thrown from a balcony, several women are raped, their pains numbed out by their shrill laughs.

"Everybody got a date. Even you Mario. Going after princess Peach. What am I doing, I'm just enabling you."

>The audience starts laughing so hard the fabric of the time-space continuum is ripped wide open. A singularity form on Sheldon's forehead, sucking the entire cast, crew, and audience back into a limbo after the universe implodes in on itself. A new big bang happens and every human on Earth is replaced with Sheldon.

>>6662110
I laughed

"Afternoon Sheldon, what cha' listening too?"
>crowd begins to smile and lean forward in anticipation
"The worlds virtual diva, Hatsune Miku-chan!"
>The crowd can hardly contain themselves, some are already laughing and pocketed amounts of laughter can be heard.
"Here listen" "Sekai de ichi-ban ohime-sama!"
>audience explodes into uncontrollable laughter, some are gripping their sides and some are holding their hearts while breathing heavily.
"Man...She sounds like she is from Alvin and the Chipmunks!"
>This was it. The final straw. The audience no longer has their human decency. The shock of the joke alone disabled the brain function of more then half the audience, resulting in instant brain death. The others went into a state of hilarious insanity, releasing an unfathomably amount of laughter, the walls of the studio came crashing down causing the supports of the building to collapse into themselves. Many were trapped under the resulting wreckage, some having their entire bodies cut in half. Their top halves were still laughing when the rescue workers arrived.

>>6662149

>I wake up to the sound of my alarm clock, and a single tear drops down my face as I get out of bed and sit on my computer for anothery day on 4chan..

>>6662229
>And I jizz in my pants!

In UK and Best Korea, there is no Anime.

>>6662066
This is one of the best memes to come out of 4chan in awhile.

>>6662279
Where did it start? I like it alot as well.

WHY DO I LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD AT THESE THREADS

GODDAMNIT