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Don't do eet!

The Desert Eagle, originally designed by Mack of Future Weapons during his ten years in the SEALS, was the first fully-automatic combat pistol of its time. Chambered in the awesome .50 BMG at first, nothing could stand against it. Unfortunately, some of the girly men in the SEALS (Everyone except Mack) couldn't handle the sheer epicness of the .50 BMG in this pistol, so Mack commisioned Magnum Research and IWI to design a new high power pistol round that had the stopping power of the .50 BMG, but the compactness of a conventional pistol round.

Enter the .50 AE (Anti-Everything). This new, awesome bullet, capable of penetrating up to three inches of steel, with half the recoil of the .50 BMG. The smaller round made for more clipazine space, extending the clip capacity to 15+1 rounds with the standard clipazine, and 7+1 with the low-capacity civilian version. Production was to begin immediately, but ultimately the SEALS refused this weapon in the end, favoring the Sig P226. Mack was thoroughly offended by this and quit the SEALS shortly afterwards and sold his design to Israel, who continues to manufacture the Desert Eagle as the Deagle Brand Deagle.

>>6661488

Gotta love the Desert Eagle.

Like a mini cannon in the palm of your hand

>>6661743
>>6661488
You do realize when people die they don't go to Gensokyo....

>>6661750
I just wrote a post telling you to shut the hell up in another thread. Instead of actually posting it, though, I deleted it all and let it slide. Than I refresh and see this shit. Shut the fuck up.

>>6661763

I'm beginning to think that Touhou fans are self-selecting...or self-deselecting.

>>6661744
>>6661750
>>6661783
Wow you sure are annoying. Filtered.