/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Well then, looks like I'll be doing this for the next several hours...

Miku? Where we're going we don't need Miku.

Houston, we have a Miku.

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel Miku?' Well, do ya, punk?

Remember, you're fighting for this woman's Miku, which is probably more than she ever did.

Listen to them. Children of the Miku. What music they make.

It's against my programming to impersonate a Miku.

heh

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Miku. Prepare to die!

>>6660759
Many Bothans died to bring us this Miku.

Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of Miku!

That Miku is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.

Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-Miku/left-Miku? The story of good and evil?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Miku.

May the Miku be with you.

>I'll be Miku.

You've got Miku on you.

Madness? This is Miku!

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Miku.

>And for an hour, for an hour - I'm the best Miku in the world...
in my dream, i am the miku. its me.

>>6660770
The power of Miku compels you.

Come with Miku if you want to live.

I see dead Miku.

A boy's best friend is his Miku.

Love means never having to say you're Miku.

We are all interested in the Miku, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

>I have a head for business and a Miku for sin.

Oho,I like the sound of that.

>I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your Miku will be out of style!
D:

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Miku.

>>6660794
get out

That'll do, Miku. That'll do.

> Hasta la vista, Miku.

> A boy's best friend is his Miku.
ehehehehehehehehehehe

>We are indeed drifting into the arena of the Miku.

>Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-Harbl/left-Harbl? The story of good and evil?

>>6660791
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard Miku yet!

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old Miku for dinner.

I am big! It's the Miku that got small.

All work and no Miku makes Jack a dull boy.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce Miku. Aren't you?

>>6660781
bonus:
21:41:17 <+Gentoo-tan > lies. lust leads to Miku
21:41:50 <+Gentoo-tan > (and with any luck, lust leads to laying Miku out on her bed and eating her out until she screams)

This Miku attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.

With great power comes great Miku.

>>6660827
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my Miku, in this life or the next.

No, Mr. Bond, I expect Miku to die.

Killing me won't bring back your Miku.

Few men ever swapped more than one Miku with Sean Regan.

Get the fuck out of /jp/, Miku

You talkin' to Miku?

I find your lack of Miku disturbing.

I love the smell of Miku in the morning.

"You take the blue Miku - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe."

Sounds good. I'll do that.

Miku, this isn't /jp/ related. Reported.

"Listen to them. Children of the Miku. What music they make."

That's no moon. It's a Miku.

>>6660899

What the fuck is wrong with you?

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Miku.

When there's no more room in hell, the Miku will walk the earth.

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Miku.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard Miku yet!

First rule of Miku Club is - you do not talk about Miku Club.

We'll always have Miku

First try, I'm satisfied.

http://images.4chan.org/p/src/1292895005178.png

Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a Miku!

You're gonna need a bigger Miku.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world Miku didn't exist.

>>6660993
Followed by

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Miku goes by'.

I like this program's taste.

If you build it, Miku will come.

Build what? ;_;

All work and no Miku makes Jack a dull boy.

Ohoho. . .

We are all interested in the /jp/, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Miku."

No, Mr. Bond. I expect Miku to die.


Well, that's not very nice.

That Miku is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.
Aha.
Time to re-watch The Ring.

>Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Miku.
I do.

When there's no more room in hell, the /jp/ will walk the earth.

>/jp/? Where we're going we don't need /jp/.
W-what? That's a lie.

I could dance with you 'til the Miku come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the Miku 'til you came home.

> I see dead /jp/.

This is your loli for your husband... and this is my loli for your loli.

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a /jp/ lasts forever.

To /jp/...

>>6661088
We'll always have Loli.

I say we take off and nuke the entire /jp/ from orbit.

Better to be king for a night than /jp/ for a lifetime.

Depressing.

Do not go into the /jp/. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.

As God is my loli, I'll never be hungry again.

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the /jp/.

Play it, Sam. Play 'As /jp/ Goes By'.

>>6661117
I am the /jp/.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my /jp/.

After all, tomorrow is another loli!

Love means never having to say you're Billy Herrington.

>>6661120
I am not a /jp/! I am a human being. I am a man.

We are all interested in the /jp/, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

>>6661131
I am the author. You are the /jp/. I outrank you!

Nobody puts /jp/ in a corner.

I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve Loli.

Killing me won't bring back your Miku.

Made it, Ma! Top of the /jp/!

>>6661134
Houston, we have a /jp/.

>>6661143
I defy you! Come and kneel before /jp/!

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a waifu lasts forever.

If you are a minority of one, the /jp/ is the /jp/.

>>6661146
You can't handle the /jp/!

>>6661153
I bet you can squeal like a /jp/.

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to /jp/.

>>6661159
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce /jp/. Aren't you?

>>6661168
I'll be /jp/.

Remember, you're fighting for this woman's autism, which is probably more than she ever did.

A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me a /jp/.

>>6661171
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a /jp/.

>>6661183
Killing me won't bring back your /jp/.

>>6661184
Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true /jp/. Remember...

>>6661188
It is too late, my /jp/ is in your veins.

>>6661188
E.T. phone /jp/.

/jp/, for lack of a better word, is good.

One morning I shot an elephant in my Gensokyo. How he got in my Gensokyo, I don't know.

>>6661196
I want that /jp/, not excuses.

>>6661190
Listen to them. Children of the /jp/. What music they make.

>>6661205
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world /jp/ didn't exist.

>>6661205
Ray, if someone asks if you are a /jp/, you say, 'yes'!

I have always depended on the kindness of /jp/.

Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my Miku, in this life or the next.

>>6661208
As God is my /jp/, I'll never be hungry again.

I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this loli.

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my /jp/. That's the price she has to pay.

>>6661226
The power of /jp/ compels you.

>>6661230
I ate his /jp/ with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

A boy's best friend is his loli.

>>6661231
Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its /jp/.

Keep your friends close, but your Miku closer.

Will do, thanks for the tip.

>>6661244
That'll do, /jp/. That'll do.

>>6661248
If I was a /jp/, a perfect /jp/, how would you know it was really me?

>>6661253
I'm a goddamn marvel of modern /jp/.

>>6661262
I have come here to chew /jp/ and kick ass. And I'm all out of /jp/.

Say hello to my little loli!

"I am not a yukkuri! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am... a man!"

Well, here's another nice loli you've gotten me into!
What do you want to marry loli for, anyhow?
A boy's best friend is his loli.
Pay no attention to that man behind the loli!

>>6661268
Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of the /jp/.

>>6661285
Well, a /jp/'s a /jp/, but they call it 'le /jp/'.

>>6661283
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Loli Room!

the /jp/ new slogan

You had me at 'loli'.

>>6661288
May the /jp/ be with you.

>>6661293
But why is the loli gone?

>>6661303
You know the difference between you and me? I make /jp/ look good.

>>6661308
This loli attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.

>>6661309
You had me at '/jp/'.

Keep your friends close, but your loli closer.

>>6661322
Nobody puts /jp/ in a corner.

I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this loli in a silly hat.

>/jp/'s dream
If I was a loli in a silly hat, a perfect loli in a silly hat, how would you know it was really me?

>>6661337
No, it is not dangerous to confuse loli in a silly hat with angels.

As God is my Squid, I'll never be hungry again.

>>6661326
I've got a feeling we're not in /jp/ anymore.

>It is too late, my Bernkastel is in your veins.

OH SHIT SON

>>6661353
I have come here to chew Squid and kick ass. And I'm all out of Squid.

That's no moon. It's a Uiharu.

>>6661354
Funny like I'm a /jp/? I amuse you?

>>6661365
Go ahead, make my /jp/.

>>6661378
Dave, my /jp/ is going! I can feel it! I can feel it!

One morning I shot an elephant in my /jp/. How he got in my /jp/, I don't know.

>>6661385
What do you want to marry /jp/ for, anyhow?

I miss the yandere threads we used to have.
Why doesn't /jp/ make good threads anymore?

>>6661392
This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught /jp/.

I am big! It's the loli that got small.

I've got a feeling we're not in Touhou anymore.

Forever Alone matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my forever alone, do you?

It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the loli.

>>6661455
this image is for you my friend

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Miku."

:|

"I am serious ... and don't call me Loli."

"I find your lack of desu disturbing."

Like this, right?

I want that loli, not excuses.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my loli.
Loli! Why did it have to be loli?
I have a head for business and a loli for sin.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the loli.
They're here already! You're loli! You're loli!
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little loli, too!
Show me the loli!
I'll be loli.
I feel the need - the need for loli!
I defy you! Come and kneel before Loli!
No, it is not dangerous to confuse loli with angels.
This is your loli for your husband... and this is my loli for your loli.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my loli.
I am not a loli! I am a human being. I am a man.
Nobody puts Loli in a corner.
Round up the usual loli.
I have come here to chew loli and kick ass. And I'm all out of loli.
A loli. Shaken, not stirred.

...awesome

I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American /jp/.

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my /jp/. That's the price she has to pay.

>this thread

>The power of Autism compels you.
first thing I get is this?

>A boy's best friend is his autism.

Tell me something, Billy. How come a cute little /jp/ like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?

penne rigate.jpg

This is way more entertaining than it should be.

"Penis? We ain't got no penis! We don't need no penis! I don't have to show you any stinking penis!"

If I was a loli, a perfect loli, how would you know it was really me?

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a ⑨.

They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into Beatrice.

"A boy's best friend is his Miko."

I'm going to make him a loli he can't refuse.

>I am the author. You are the waifu. I outrank you!
>With great power comes great waifu.
>You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a waifu.

A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me a loli.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Loli Room!

>It's against my programming to impersonate a waifu.
And thus the one thing that had kept /jp/ hoping for a brighter future for all these years was, in mere seconds, crushed completely.

Better to be king for a night than loli for a lifetime.

I would rather be the eternal loli.

>Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Waifu.
Wiser words have not been spoken

The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Loli."

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