/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>think about telling them to fuck off
>realize that they wouldn't prepare a surprise party for you
>realize that you don't have any friends

>>6658326
Actually this can be related.

DW is so awesome.

[X]Rape imouto

Was I the only one who thought DW showed socipathic tendancies?

>>6658338

I found them to be alpha tenancies

I like DW's answer.

[X] Punch DW.

>>6658345
No perceptible difference.

Ahahahaha oh DW, you so crazy. I need to rewatch that show.

DW is a troll in the making

[x]quietly block all the exits from the outside while they are preparing, then when they hide, light the house on fire

Fact or opinion is the best Arthur game.

>>6658426
that's clearly a fact

>>6658420
Use carbon monoxide. Super easy if there's a kerosene furnace like in my house. A fire they would escape, but as they hide the carbon monoxide will silently and undetectably end their lives. Also makes a less suspicious death then arson.

>>6658426
I bet he likes his shoes. You would be an asshole to not agree that his shoes are terrific.

>>6658426

sugar bowl poll is clearly the shittest, how is this even a game?

>>6658426
>Terrific: Origin: 1660–70; < L terrificus frightening, equiv. to terr(ēre) to frighten

That's a fact.

Help me out here

This is an easy one!

Goddamn DW.

>>6658466

derp

>>6658472
Ratburn knows what's up!

Don't let DW spread her lies.

DW kind of reminds me of a cross between Nazrin and Tewi

>>6658531
Kick his ass!

Buster could take down Binky, man.

Perhaps this one would be better suited to /a/, what with their powerlevel-hiding threads and all.

>>6658547
Too close to home.

>>6658547
Well. I do hide the fact that I watch My Little Pony.

>>6658547
Love Ducks thread?

>>6658592

that show is for little kids faggot. I bet DW kicks your ass too.

>>6658597
Love Ducks is a mature show for mature people such as myself.

>the little sister is a troll

JUST.

LIKE.

MINE.

Seeing old children's cartoons such as this makes me feel old.

>>6658603
>>6658592

moeshit for manchildren faggots, you are the cancer killing the industry

>>6658338
I remember having weird fantasies about DW when I was young. Fortunately I managed to steer clear of the furry path somehow.

>>6658659
Pebbles in their lunches, that's cold.

>>6658659
>put pebbles in their lunches
Brilliant.

>>6658659

fucking binky I just killed someone because of his advice.

Why is this the best thread on /jp/?

>>6658659

Wait a sec, binky is a member of the Tough Customers, why would he give that advice???

>>6658672
Because Arthur is the insurmountable wall of the animation genre.

>>6658659
Unlimited pebble works.

>>6658679
He secretly hates himself and wishes to die.

>>6658679
Because he's a bro.

>>6658488

Oh god it's true

I would unironically enjoy an Arthur VN.

>>6658658

Same here, I dodged the furry, but DW's imouto hit me full on.

>play "Buster's Movie Maker"
>wait for Arthur to open his present
>examine contents
>DW IS MISSING

>>6658742

Oh, apparently his gift is randomly generated.
In my case it was a gift-wrapped skull..

I'm so going to go start this thread on /a/.

>>6658759
Too late for that
>>>/a/43775404

>You should tear the bill into equal parts and divide the pieces.

Haha, oh wow.

>>6658855

D.W. is right the Tibble twins are fucking terrible.

>>6658855
I knew there was something wrong with those kids when they used a swing to slap DW in the face.

>>6658659
Binky is ice cold

>>6659020
Stone cold, one might say

surprised these haven't popped up yet

>>6659125
I was going to post the fate stay night ones but then I forgot.

>>6658855
None of these are the right answer. Are they seriously trying to teach kids that if you find a very small sum of cash lying on the ground, you can't just keep it for yourself?

>>6659156

It is trying to teach communism and make our children godless heathens.

Fuck yea, library group.

>>6659156
$5 is too small an amount to expect someone to be able to keep track of the loss well enough, and furthermore its in a place with large numbers of people passing through. There's no hope of reuniting it with it's rightful owner, if you hand it in to a police station it's just going to be an extra couple of pints down at the pub that evening for them.
If it was in a wallet or there was some other indication of ownership, then yes, sure, but there isn't.

>>6659230

The funny thing is, I've bribed little children to behave before, and $1 is overbidding by far. you start at 25 cents, and work your way up.

H..how the fuck do you trick the tooth fairy?

No, seriously, what the fuck?

Hey, remember the theme song?
Now you do.

>>6659329
Putting teeth that aren't yours under the pillow.

>>6659329
What, you've never done something like that before? I trick Santa all the time. Every couple years, I 'add' a new little brother to the family, so I'll get that many more presents.

I added a little sister too, so I could get some pretty dresses

>>6659329
Wait, which option lets me spank her?

>Make her promise not to do it again.

This one, I guess.

>>6659426
imouto no pantsu ga daisuki.

>>6659426
Suddenly arthur starts to take a rather interesting turn of events!

>>6659230

Muffy wouldn't install Gentoo, she's not autistic.

>>6659329
Showing parents fake tooth, tooth that isn't yours in advance.