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Eirin: Good, you’re all here. Have a seat, and we can go over the plans on how to defeat Flandre.

Reimu: Thank you Eirin-chan. We already know Flandre Scarlet’s history, so please skip ahead to the battle-plan.

Eirin: Very well. Naturally, Little Miss Scarlet is heavily armoured and carries a destructive power greater than half an army. Her armour is designed around a direct, large-scale assault. A single combatant should be able to penetrate through to short range.

Cirno: Pardon me for asking, Eirin-chan, but what good is a single person going to be against that?

Eirin: Well, Flandre doesn't consider a single combatant to be any threat, or she’d be more selective in her attacks. An analysis of her basic behavioural patterns provided by Hong Meiling have demonstrated a weakness. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to manoeuvre straight through her field of fire and penetrate the skin at this point. The target area is only two centimetres wide. It's a small pressure point of nerves, right below the carotid artery. The pressure point leads directly to the heart. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should stall the heart. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The pressure point is hard to see at best, so you’ll have to blast through her magic with your own.

Reimu: That's impossible! Even for Remilia.

Marisa: It's not impossible. I used to bullseye Mugetsu and Gengetsu in Lotus Land Story, they're not much easier than Flandre.

Eirin: Then get to your station. And may Gensokyo be with you.

>> No.6655500

So Cirno is Wedge? I... don't see it?

>> No.6655612

Oh you bastard.

>> No.6655669

Don't get it. Explain.

>> No.6655667

STAY ON TARGET!

>> No.6655678
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6655678

MY LOVE FOR MARISA... WILL STAY ON TARGET!

>> No.6655719

>>6655669
star wars

>> No.6655728
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>>6655678

Why am I laughing so fucking hard...

>> No.6655804

>>6655500
Cirno is really awesome in doujins, and Wedge is the best character in the EU. Despite neither of them getting much time in the official works.

>> No.6655810
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>>6655678

TOO LAAAAAAAAAATE!!!

>> No.6655819

Never saw Star Wars. Yawn.

>> No.6655895

>>6655819
GET THE FUCK OUT OF /JP/!

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>>6655895

Why? Is Star Wars /jp/-related now? Or are you Hitler-ing out on me?

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>> No.6655919

>>6655901
Why, yes, I am Hitler-ing you. Get in the damn shower!

>> No.6655924

>>6655901
+1 Godwin

>> No.6655930

>>6655901

It's not /jp/-related but it's one of those things that any person should watch.

>> No.6655943

>>6655930

Why? Everyone I've ever heard of hates Star Wars and calls Lucas a complete faggot.

>> No.6655966

>>6655943
They call him a faggot because of the prequels. Watch Episode 4, the original, and you'll understand why people hate him: because he managed to create something beloved and then screw it up.

>> No.6655986

>>6655966

So... if ZUN made an all-male character universe that joined Gensokyo, and all the main characters paired up, it would be similar?

>> No.6656003

>>6655986

Hey, hey, can we not even joke about that?

>> No.6656018
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>>6655986
Don't say such things!

>> No.6656019

>>6655930
It really isn't that good. It's fine for nostalgia, but that's the only reason anyone likes it.

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>>6655986

I could learn to like it.

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>>6655986

>> No.6656098 [SPOILER] 
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>>6656085

Too light, we need a deterrent for these kinds of careless statements.

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>>6656098

I'm sorry, SAUCE?!

>> No.6656124

you guys better stop before marisa commits suicide again

>> No.6656151
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>>6656124

It's alright. Sometimes, you can't stop the inevitable. I the worlds change, the world's change. I try my best, but sometimes I worry that I'm not strong enough by myself.

Not strong enough because I'm alone...

>> No.6656155

i didn't think this was so well done, then when i remembered the hitbox i lol'd hard

>> No.6656199

>>6656151

Marisa, wait.

I'm sorry. I know that you bared your soul to us, and I know how much it hurt you when we told you that we only see you as a friend. We know, because we've been there too many times before.

We can't be your boyfriend, Marisa. But we can still be your friend, and we can still be here for you. So don't do anything stupid, please. We are here, and we do care about you.

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>>6656199

Y-you baka! Don't say such embarassing things!

>> No.6656299

>>6656199
I shed a manly tear

>> No.6656350

>>6656233

WOOT we got the good end this time

>> No.6656352

>>6656350

Yeah, the GOOD END. We're just friends and nothing more. Still waiting on TRUE END.

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>>6656233

I can smell your true nature. I know you're not human.

>> No.6657799

QUALITY TH­READ
>30 posts and 11 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
That's less than half of posts compared to the previous similar thread. Good.

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