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ITT: Touhous have kids.

>> No.6649524
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>> No.6649530

They had a whole competition devoted to this.

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>> No.6649539

how can two females produce offpsring?

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>> No.6649556

Yeah. They fuck random male villagers and love experiencing the sensation of being cummed inside. So it's only natural that they have kids.

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>>6649535

Requesting source.

>> No.6649565

commie LGBT bullshit agenda

>> No.6649570

>>6649564
Touhou Enchantresses' Dance 7

>> No.6649572

>>6649565
You forgot mutie.

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>> No.6649575

>>6649539

There was something about that where danmaku is a mating ritual and the hitbox is the egg or something, I don't have it though.

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>>6649575

Now every time I die in Touhou, the thought of my character getting pregnant will come up. Thanks.


>>6649570

Appreciated, fellow anon.

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>>6649522
>>6649534
>>6649535
>>6649540

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>> No.6649619

>>6649615
Looks like she inherited Reimu's armpits.

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This one's not very interesting...

>> No.6649636

>>6649522
Nice one Captain Obvious. There're a lot of men in Gensokyo. They fuck with them. Children are made.

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Must, keep, adorable, alive.

>> No.6649860

>>6649825
I'd rape her daughter if you see what I mean...

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>>6649539

Patchouli made homunculi or something like that

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Anyone know the artist of this picture (and some others I'm about to post)?

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I was never a big fan of Reimu and Marisa as a pairing. Always saw them more as friends, really.

>> No.6651629

>>6651622
He can't draw Tewi for shit.

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>>6651622
Learn to use http://www.iqdb.org/ before asking.

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>>6651629
...what? Tewi?

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>>6651633
Alright then.

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Can't believe I skipped over this one.

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The last in this series until I find more.

I suppose >>6651640 and >>6651644 are unlockables?

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>> No.6651678

>>6651670
fuck I forgot:

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/475795/absurdres-birth-chen-comic-dorosu-heterochromia-hi

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All of these are from http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/323

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only canon family

rest is made up crap

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>>6653619
Rinnosuke is a family man.

>> No.6653631

>>6653619
Except that's fannon crap.

>> No.6653662

>>6649522
touhous reproduce asexually.jpeg

>> No.6653699

>>6651667
marisa got raped by flan.

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Conceived in an orgy. No one wants to take responsibility.

>> No.6653856

>>6653815
Does zygote formation work differently in Gensokyo? AFAIK 1 sperm+1 egg=1 baby unless the egg splits during fertilization
oh wait. egg+egg could=anything
eirin's drugs again?

>> No.6653956

The mating ritual of the modern Touhou is complex and deep. During periods of great stress, usually brought on by environmental events such as unusual fog or violent weather patterns a Touhou will become agitated from normal behavior and take to the sky in search of a mate. When a possible suitor is discovered a terse verbal exchange is made in which the two Touhous evaluate the willingness to mate of the other party. If both parties are prepared to reproduced they begin the complex mating dance of the Touhou.
They release haploid gametophytes called "danmaku" in a semi-random pattern over an extended period of time. This danmaku is comparable to the way in which plants release large amounts of pollen over a wide area. However it also serves another purpose. Much like the peacock's plume the way in which a Touhou arranges danmaku beautifully demonstrates the sexual fitness of a potential mate. If a danmaku reaches an egg, sometimes called a "hit box" then that Touhou will typically become submissive and follow the now dominant partner to a new location for tea, a necessary nutrient for the growing child.
Due to the semi-random nature of danmaku based reproduction breeding there are sometimes accidental fertilization, resulting in unusual combinations of mates, also known as "crack pairings."

>> No.6653972

>>6653956
BRILLIANT.

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