/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>6647353
Bitch took the chocolate half! That's the good half!

Eirin - Toso

>>6647366
I'd eat her chocolate, if you-

no wait scratch that, I'd just be happy with the yellow end

..that did not cum out clean either

Sanae = chu-hi

Sanae - Semen

Minoriko Aki - Buckfast
Her urine is sought after by the most sophisticated of alcoholics.

Reimu - Thunderbird

Nitori = Screwdriver

So Keine = milk already mentioned huh...
well,
Rinnosuke = tea

Moonshine, I can picture her makign her own batch while smoking a smoke

>>6647423
You don't smoke when making Moonshine. One loose ash and suddenly you have fire everywhere.

>>6647423
>making her own batch while smoking
She'd never get to drink it; it'd go up in flames.

>>6647423
>Making Moonshine while smoking
>Doing an already dangerous process involving flammable liquids near open flames
So you think Mouku is a dumbass.

>Mokou
>Caring about fire everywhere

????????

>>6647449
>>6647452
>>6647454

Mokou can handle fire.

>>6647462
Yeah, but why make moonshine if you're just going to set it on fire? I wasn't so much concerned about Mokou catching fire as i was with wasting the effort to make moonshine without actually drinking it.

>>6647462
Not if she wants to finish making the moonshine. There is a difference between controlling fire, and preventing things from exploding.

tequila

>>6647462
she can start fires, not put them out.
Look around more.

>>6647476

No there isn't. Control the fires so they never get near the moonshine. Even if the moonshine catches, immediately defuse it.

Mokou isn't that X-men villain. She can control fires in every way.

Vodka with minced green tomatoes, tabasco and flake salt.

Yugi - White Russian

Blue curacao

>>6647543
It's strongly implied that she can't in Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red.

Salty liquorice schnapps

>>6647681

I do not accept your supplemental canon

>>6647591
i was thinking more absinthe, no?

>>6647376
as expected of a slut

>>6647685
That's fine. I'm just saying.

>>6647663

>blue curcao

eating too much of her turns your shit st-patricks-day green the next morning?

I'd say Yukari is a fine aged champagne.

mfw I will from nowon think about lickign certain touhous private parts while drinkign certain drinks

>>6647694
yup, but with her and a few other girls mixed all together you can greate some good drinks

and yes, my mind is thinkign about an orgy

>>6647687

Much better. Vincent van Gogh is pleased.

Was mostly referring to the drinks suggested in a similar thread years back, which among other things also constructed a peculiar White Russian variation in honour of the mountain queen.

>>6647682

Salmiakkikossu?

>>6647707
yup, salmiakkikossu

Pepperint booze, or as known in finland, minttuviina.

cool and smooth woth a strong character, just liek ther loveable baka

Suika = beer
Yugi = stout
Keine = irish coffee
Youmu = sake
Prismriver Sisters = Jaegermeister
Remilia = red wine
Meiling = rice wine
Marisa = gin
Letty = vodka
Cirno = water (she doesn't know the difference)
Yukari = champagne
Yuka = cider

Reimu -> Vodka
becouse its cheap and somehow reimu always brings soviet russia to my mind. maybe its her colours

>>6647727
is...
is that a Cirno dakimakura print?
wtf, /jp/, wtf

goddamn, that underwear is cute, i want one like that
especially if it's worn by Cirno

cirno drink whiskey and cum

Rumia = terva schnapps

tewi = jägermeister

koishi = white wine

Momiji = white russian

Aya = black russian

that's aal i can think off.

we need a whiskey touhou and a bourbon touhou, jimm beam and ballantines fuck yeah

also green bushmills, famous grouse, and glennfiddich

>>6647758
by the way, had a balck russian at a local bar a few nights ago, holy shit is was good. I reccomend anyone who has not tried it to trye it out. The alcohol combined with the flavour fo the coffee liqouer, smooth and good, but strong

Rumia

Marisa: Everclear mixed with five hour energy drink.

>>6647758

>Momiji = white russian

Right on man... right on.

campari

and yes it is good with orangew juice

>>6647758

With Momiji's military associations, could hers be specified as Kalashnikov vodka to set her apart from the other White Russian variations thus far?

>>6647707
White Russian is greatest drink on planet. Glad to see Yuugi (and Momiji?) is a fellow comrade.

Koishi = Jagerbomb or similar

Because every time I have too many of these, I'm wide awake but I don't know what I'm doing.

as Suika is = sake, someone recomend me some good sake, al I have had is some sort of a cheapo imported sake that tastes liek water gone bad.

oh god drinkign with suika, you will neevr defeat her ina drinking gaem and wake up wioth her hugging you half naked

>>6647905
Onikorosi and Otokoyama are good, I find.

Warm it up.

>>6647920
thank you fine sake gentleman

I associate all touhou with Bud Light, because I'd have to drink a case to nail any one of those pig disgusting 2D vaginas.

I mysef am a whiskey, red whien sake, vodka, liqouer, almost everything man. and al I have to say is that associating a touhou with a ceraint kind of a drink/ cocktail will opwj up a whole new level of a fantasy.

>>6647942
>Drink a case
>Bud Light
Why in the name of fuck would you do that to yourself?
Sex in a Canoe, man.

>>6647961
How long do you stay up and how many hours do you sleep for?

>>6647964
You can sleep when you're dead.

Actually, it varies. Anywhere from 2-12 hours.

OP here, fuck you all I just had 1 litre botle of merot red wjhine, 0, liter of sae, and about 4 schnapps of aöl kinds of booze, and about 6 cl of famous grpuse.

this is the ultikate geeeling, may i dream of touhou in dutuingthe night heheheehhhe

>>6647970

Lycka till.

Drunk /jp/ is the best /jp/.

>>6647376
More like Green Headed Whore

The soft one reminds me of Vodka.

>>6647996

Green-what?

Sounds appropriate (at least according to popular belief), but never heard of. Can't seem to find it listed either.

Jesus Juice

Oh god ' im fucking drunk