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Kyon's sister has a cute butt.

Truth be told, I'm only on /jp/ today because the first time I came here I run into a crossdressing and anal masturbation thread.

>>6644062

one of the many reasons to frequent /jp/

To be fair, we've had tons of sexual toys/crossdressing/prostate stimulation threads.

Is there any benefit in a girl using an anal toy? There's no prostate to massage.

>>6644838
I wish we had more.

I need advice on said topics.

Prostate stimulation is the most overrated shit ever but I can't stop coming back to it.

God dammit I kinda wanna buy one of these things.

>>6644898
The anus has a lot of nerves and it feels good when things pass through it so yeah.

I'm not lying when I say one of the only reasons I want to move out of my parents' house is so I can buy and use sex toys without fear or shame

>>6644062
What was this one called again? Supposedly it's the Cadillac of prostate stimulators and I still want to try it.

>>6644042
agreed.

>>6644951
When my parents are out I wander the house looking for things to shove up my ass. There isn't a single goddamn thing in this house smooth and long enough to use ;_;

>>6644951

>>6644959
a carved potato works well. Some guy here said that's not good for you though, because of the acids. I've never had any bad effects from it though

>>6644956

Nexus Vibro, yes it's actually that good, I have both Rude Boy and Nexus Vibro and Vibro is better.

Only thing is Vibro is more designed for using when you're lying on your side, Rude Boy is a bit more comfortable for using when fapping in a chair in front of a computer

>>6644978
Almost 200 dollars? Jesus

>>6644978
Hm I am definitely a chair fapper. One anon said he sawed the base off of his Vibro so he could use it while sitting so I guess there's always that option.

>>6644983
It will make you moan and quiver like a little girl discovering orgasm for the first time.

>>6644972
I had good experiences with shoving ice up my ass, but I eventually saw blood and that scared me off.

>>6644994
Perfect 'cause I'll be dressed up like one when I use it.

Someday I will be able to get a job, my own place, and enough money to buy these magic sex toys. And when that day comes my life will be complete

>>6644988
Yeah sawing off that handle is probably the best way to go. That handle is designed for your waifu to shove it further in at your point of no return for an even more explosive orgasm. If you don't have someone to do that to you and you're just going to use it for chair fapping then saw it off.

>>6645006
Mai waifu cannot interact with the third dimension, so yeah.

>>6644988
I got a g-rider, which works better for sitting down.

But I discovered that I prefer the thrusting sensation of a traditional dildo.

>>6644898

Supposedly women can have their G spot hit through fucking their ass....

Anyone ever shoved a toilet plunger up their ass?

>>6645034
I assume you mean the handle part, and no. Our plunger handle is kind of an odd shape

The problem I have with the Rude Boy is that my ass wants to push it out all the time. Do these other ones stay in any better?

>>6645034
No, but a broomstick is about the same, right?

It wasn't too great, and for god's sake don't put your weight on it in case you slip or fall (I didn't, just saying).

>>6645039
Yeah Nexus Vibro has that narrow neck and it's ribbed for more friction. The ribs make it harder to move in or out and the shape means that the harder you squeeze, the more it will try to thrust into you.

You can even walk around with it inside of you and it will stay put.

>>6645048
Those are exactly the words I hoped to see.

you guys should visit /d/ more often...
they have alot of crossdressing and prostate threads..

also, remember that your rectum is capable of absorbing liquid rapidly, and that anything absorbed will be send directly into your blood stream. so be careful with what you put in there

I have a few things around the house that would be great if I had a condom to cover them (get rid of the rough edges/make it lube easier. I'm a pretty standard live-at-home hikki with no car or license though so I can't get any condoms

>>6645062
Go root around in your mom's kitchen for some sandwich bags, they kinda work.

The non-ziplock kind is better since the bottom has better angles.

>>6645062
But you have the internet. Do you have invasive parents too? That always makes it very difficult.

>>6645034

The handle of mine is something like this. I've considered it...

>>6645046

Well no shit. Sit down and have it come into you horizontally (from some side axis, not directly up and down) and you won't have any problems...

>>6645079
Yep ;_;

>>6645080
They're practically begging people to put that thing up their asses. Do it, Anonymous, it should feel great.

>>6645062

Take a bus
Go down to some corner store
Buy condoms.

If your parents are wondering where you're going, make up some lie, like you're looking for a job.

>>6645092
I'm too afraid to even go out and get the mail. That's not gonna fly

Are there any nipple stimulating toys? That plus some of the stuff posted will send me to heaven

>>6645096

Wear a heavy coat that exposes most of your face. It's getting close to winter so you have an excuse. Speak very little, cashiers won't really go for a big conversation, especially if there's others waiting in line.

People won't heckle you if you act like a mute, don't worry too much.

>>6645106
>nipple stimulating toys
disgusting fag deviant

>>6645106
get one of those nipple suction toys.
i heard they make your nipples alot more sensitive and large over time.

>>6645106

Woman/Trap detected

EVERYONE SECURE THE PERIMETER, DON'T LET ANY OTHERS IN!

Don't put objects up your ass, put them in there do not put them in there

>>6645132
You don't need to be a woman to enjoy nipple stimulation. Next time you're horny lightly flick your nipples with your fingernails and see

>>6645106

>>6644062
>sword_handle.jpg

Sometimes it feels like 4chan is conspiring to get me addicted to anal masturbation.

Ottoia prolifica is a small Cambrian priapulid common in Burgess Shale, known from over a thousand individuals. This vermiform animal is believed to burrow in deep sediment and/or anuses of /jp/ users, where it fed upon hyolithids and other small animals with its eversible proboscis.

(Left) Artist's resconstruction of Ottoia prolifica. Note the proboscis (lower half) with several protuberances that characterize this species.
(Right) Ottoia prolifica from the Walcott Quarry of the Burgess Shale (Middle Cambrian) near Field, British Columbia, Canada.

>>6646815
Before I used 4chan I found penises gross. Now things like this get me rock hard

>>6645132
It feels good and goes great with anal play anon, quit being a faggot about it.

>>6645106
>he actually believes you can get any pleasure from the nipples
Don't believe everything you read in the doujin, son.

>>6646880
You probably won't cum from it, but it's technically possible to get pleasure from anything.

>>6646880
But it's true

6646880-san has made extensive attempts.

>>6646855
>priapulid
>Priapulida From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
>Priapulida (priapulid worms or penis worms, from Gr. πριάπος, priāpos 'Priapus' + Lat. -ul-, diminutive) is a phylum of marine worms.
>In Greek mythology, Priapos (Ancient Greek: Πρίαπος), Latinized as Priapus, was a minor rustic fertility god, protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens and male genitalia.
What.

>>6646918
Well yeah, Priapus was an awesome deity. He even had those little statues with poems about how hard he's going to rape you. I wish I was kidding, but Wikipedia even has one of them.

>I warn you, boy, you will be screwed; girl, you will be fucked; a third penalty awaits the bearded thief.
>If a woman steals from me, or a man, or a boy, let the first give me her cunt, the second his head, the third his buttocks.
>My dick will go through the middle of boys and the middle of girls, but with bearded men it will aim only for the top.

>>6646946
Holy shit that's terrifying. Humans really were strange back then!

>>6646946
"Priapus joined Pan and the satyrs as a spirit of fertility and growth, though he was perennially frustrated by his impotence. In a ribald anecdote told by Ovid, he attempted to rape the nymph Lotis but was thwarted by an ass, whose braying caused him to lose his erection at the critical moment and woke Lotis. He pursued the nymph until the gods took pity on her and turned her into a lotus plant. "
Greek legends are weird. Later apparently someone picked a petal off her tree and was transformed into a black Poplar for doing so.

>>6646956
>Humans really were strange back then!

They're still really strange.

>>6644034
I'm not sure what the lines are supposed to mean

>>6645048
I don't like much friction I like something that easily slides in and out when lubed up. Buying sex toys isn't possible for me right now so I just use my fingers most of the time. One time I even used a lubed up pen with lotion and I loved it. Every time I went as deep as I could with it I flinched and moaned with pleasure and after a while I eventually came and so much of it all over me too. I like to do it while laying down on bed with my legs up.

Would grapes be good to shove up my ass? I want something that would be able to give me a "filled up" feeling but easy to push out. Ice was good but I'm terrified of it breaking and cutting my insides up or something

>>6652576
I think they would get stuck up there. Have fun removing grapes from your ass. lol But seriously when you don't have any sex toys I would just stick to using your fingers. Or here is a idea. Take a latex glove and cut off the middle finger of it and use that over your finger when you really want an explosive orgasm. Sometimes I wish I had someone to finger me and massage my cock till I cum. I must fantasize about it every night and I get so horny.

Oh hey should I bump this thread?

>>6652576
Lately I've been wanting to try boiled eggs. I was squeezing one the other day and it felt so soft and squishy ;_;

>>6653093
No I think the egg would just get crushed up there.