/jp/ - Otaku Culture

1-10. But then I wouldn't be able to report shitty threads like yours, Anon-kun. And that's all the reason I need.

I'm too good at life to quit now.

>>6640093
oh, managed to stuff more than 5 Doritos in your mouth?

this chair
this chair
THIS CHAIR
THIS CHAIR
THIS CHAIR
THIS CHAIR
THIS CHAIR
THIS CHAIR
THIS CHAIR
THIS CHAIR

>>6640103
Bump

>>6640090

Give me one reason why I would.

>>6640103
Your chair will explode

I would miss out on all kinds of amazing VNs.

I haven't played ar tonelico 3 yet

There's something only I can do in this world.

It's related to porn games.

I only need one reason.

Laziness.

Because the world of fantasy is interesting enough on its own? Pleasure is the feeling of escape, and given that death is the ultimate escape, I have no problem building up to it. Basically I'm saying that life is masturbation, and it would be embarrassing to come too quickly.

I enjoy my life. What else is there?

It'd be waste to spend money for my funeral. That money can be spent on more figs and doujinshi, you know.

Once I'm dead, I'm dead forever. Suicide should be put off for as long as possible. Also I actually do enjoy much of my life at the moment.

my work requires social contacts and i love to troll the shit outta norlamfags

>>6640090
01. I dont know how to
02. I dont know how to
03. I dont know how to
04. I dont know how to
05. I dont know how to
06. I dont know how to
07. I dont know how to
08. I dont know how to
09. I dont know how to
10. brb gensokyo, nothing is keeping me in this world.

1) I love life
2) My family loves me
3) My actual friends love me
4) I have not done what's needed of me
5) I shall do what I must
6) I haven't seen all teh animu I've been adding to my plan to watch list
7) I haven't gotten my 2TB external HDD
8) I need to read moar manga
9) Must go to A-kon 22
10) Haven't learned Japanese yet

1. Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei hasn't reached 201 episodes yet.
2. The touhou figma series isn't over yet.
3. There's no /jp/ in heaven.
4. Lolicons don't go to heaven (convert to islam)
5. The ratio of eroge I've played to eroge on my hard drive to eroge yet to be translated to eroge yet to be released is beyond my mathematical ability.
6. I still have some living left to do.
7. I want to leave a beautiful corpse and if I died right now I wouldn't.
8-10. no reason.

>>6640192
>haven't learned Japanese yet
THIS

I need to see Evangelion 4.0
I need to read Visual Novels
I need to read more Manga
I need to see how Berserk ends
I'd like to do something worthwile in my life
I'd like to see my best friend
I'd like to visit Venice
I'd like to visit Japan
I'd like to have sex with someone
I need to buy a new computer with my own money

>>6640090
1-10: Because I don't have to justify myself to you. Why haven't YOU offed yourself?

>>6640202
>I need to read more Manga
you'll live forever.

>>6640213

Convert it to 'STUDY JAPANESE AND STOP PROCRASTINATING' because that thing falls to Berserk.

>>6640202
>I'd like to have sex with someone
that's gross

>>6640213
>>6640222
I misquoted it, I meant to quote the berserk one.
The one I greentexted doesn't even make sense.

>>6640202
my own clone

I'm far too intelligent a mind to waste / my self-esteem is way too high for me to even consider it.

I don't know OP. I have no reason to live, I have no plans for life at all, I find everything boring, and I can't even fap anymore because I'm borderline asexual. But most of all, I hate people, I can't stand being around them.

But I still don't want to die, I don't like the idea of dying, even though it sounds more appealing than living.

>>6640326
Sounds like me. Have you considered lucid dreaming? I'm slowly working my way up to it, and it's been mildly amusing. It makes the days pass a little easier, at least.

>>6640090

Here's a reason

>>6640202
venice is completely overrated, trust me you don't want to go there, just stay at home. go ahead and scratch that off your list

> go to /jp/
> more than 60% saging non-animey discussion
god damn this board is so awesome

No sure-fire way to get to Gensokyo afterwards.

1. I don't have the hands to handle a gun.
2. I don'thave legs to go buy one.
3. I don't have a mouth to eat venom.
4. I have no dog to eat myself.
5. I have no aquarium to drown.
6. I have no pen close to me so i cant use this to attempt at my life.(remember, point 1)
7. I cant try to break my head into a wall, because of point 1.
8. I have no mixer, so i can't mix my penis.
9. My lamp is too high above, so i can't choke myself.
10. I live on the ground floor, and have tested to trow myself be the windows, without any success.

>>6640414
There's already an anime board. We also sage everything that's offtopic or replies that shouldn't bump the thread. It's also very easy to tell who comes from different boards, because they're usually the only ones bumping threads(Invisible sages exist)

>>6640425
i'm not even into "otaku culture", i just come here occasionally for the community
> (Invisible sages exist)
um

>>6640433
"Um" is something only the underage should type.

And I'm invisibly saging right now.

>>6640433
>> (Invisible sages exist)
>um
newfag detected

>>6640425
I somehow doubt someone unaware of what sage does has access to magical invisible non-bumps.

in b4 thatsthejoke.jpg

>>6640443
Shit, how are you doing that?

what a bad thread

>>6640459
It's magic.

>>6640443
i would invisible sage too but i don't want to bump this thread

>>6640467
>>6640459
>>6640433
>I'm new

It would be nice if moot removed the MYEMAILFIELDISANGRYBLUE aspect of sage, but then I wouldn't be able to filter out those posts.

>>6640471
why would you filter sage on /jp/? A lot of people contribute while saging.

>>6640474
He isn't from /jp/ and thinks anyone who sages is insulting the OP, of course.

>>6640474
apparently people fear negativity that much

i like to call them fucking idiots

>>6640474
Because that's less often the case these days. And yes, on certain other boards, it cuts down 90% of the shitposting down.

It's not quite that bad on /jp/, but it still used to be better, so it's only a matter of time.

sage.

>>6640486
I'd delete that and fix the extra word, but lazy.

In any case, I've never felt the need to use it on /jp/.

>>6640453
i'm guessing it's done by putting "noko+sage"? i've been on this site since early 2006 but i've only bothered looking at /jp/ a couple of weeks ago

i don' t think i need ot provve that im new to this board

>>6640459
its called post deleted

Shotguns and shotgun ammo is expensive and every time I want to save up and buy one I usually blow it all on figs.

Touhou 13 hasn't come out yet.
A decent Nazrin figure hasn't come out yet.
If I'm dead I cant fap to the various girls of Gensokyo like I normally do.

Happy now?

I so wanna answer this
I AM THE CANCER!
1. Starting new job in january
2. My Girlfrend (met her on a convention, she cosplayed as Reimu)
3. Shinryaku! Ika Musume
4. My drawing projects
5. My Parents
6. Marijuana
7. Sound Holic
8. My cozy bed
9. Money
10.Threads like this

>>6640569
Whoa, you really are everything that I thought /jp/ wouldn't be. Have a nice life you non-virgin loser.

>>6640576
don't mind me, I'm just a shitposter
I've never done anything productive for this board.

>>6640547
Except it's not a deleted post:

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/6639464#p6640429

1. K-ON!
2. K-ON!
3. K-ON!
4. K-ON!
5. K-ON!
6. K-ON!
7. K-ON!
8. K-ON!
9. K-ON!
10. K-ON!

>>6640569
>2. My Girlfrend (met her on a convention, she cosplayed as Reimu)

Did she take you to "fantasy heaven" by letting you hit it in her Reimu cosplay?

>>6640591
You forgot about K-ON!!

1-10 i'm not depressed

i'm enjoying life here

>>6640595
This isn't depressing when you realize it's the case. Life is a game, and at some point it ends. Everyone loses the game sooner or later, though there's nothing wrong with just quitting if you find it boring.

>>6640597
I like to think of K-ON! and all its seasons, fan art and spin-offs as one big bundle of joy.

>>6640595
i really don't care, i'm living, why should i ask more ?

Newbies, on this board we use sage when we shitpost or post in shitty threaeds, that means that this thread shouldn't be bumped.
USE SAGE!

>>6640617
Just once I'd like to see someone leave a "was bored" suicide note.

>>6640625
Why would you do that when you can do a Bel-Air?

>>6640629
Bel-air your life away.

I live to see the creation of Cascadia, seperation of Quebec, separation of Texas, creation of the NorthWest American Rebulic,a mormon country, a drastic change in Islam, the end of 4chan, being proven wrong about love, how China will rule this century and look over my brother. Now give me 10 reaons why I should.

>>6640474
Newbies think that sage = "OMG UR THREAD IS STUPID!!1 SAGE!!1!" and not just a function that lets you post without bumping.

>>6640643
It mostly depends on the board. There's generally no need to use the 4chanFilter on /jp/ unless someone's spamming. For /a/ it depends on the time of day, and for /v/ it's like a magical wand that makes stupid people vanish.

>>6640650
moot fixing sage has actually managed to kill a lot of the bullshit. the combination of that and captcha, at least.

best thing that ever happened to the sight was typing these ridiculous words in every time you post.

what makes you think i haven't killed myself yet?

>>6640677
Fucking ghosts get out of my /jp/.

You know what, OP? I'm still waiting for the Sacchin route. When that comes out, I'll finish it, break into a Mcdonald's, bury myself in a ball pin when no ones looking and blow my brains out with the pistol I, like all Americans, keep under my pillow.

1. i really like this little girl and would like to make friends with her atleast, instead of just being her stalker
2. i enjoy masturbating
3. i enjoy playing sports
4. i've yet to fly a fighter jet
5. i like to shitpost on /jp/

>>6640677
Sounds like you belong on the ghost board

>>6640678

But I like it here...

>implying anyone has a reason to live

I like the Neko Miko Reimu song

I like my life. I have fun on /jp/, playing visual novels and STGs, collecting figs etc. As lonely as it can get at times and with chronic anxiety etc, I'm still happy and greatful I got to experience all of this.

Suicide doesn't work like that. It's not something you suddenly do if you find out you don't have enough reasons to live, it's something you do if you absolutely can't stand continuing to live. The reason for this is that no matter how worthless your life may seem and even if you could seriously say to yourself that it would be no one's loss if you just died, you will always have one reason to live, one reason that will be really hard to ignore no matter what troubles you face. That reason is survival instinct.

I really want to be a ghost when I die, it looked like so much fun in the last episode of Soredemo, I would watch the pros play at the arcade, and slip into some loser's home to watch him play VNs/watch anime. In real life I'm a person who prefers to watch and observe, so this would suit me ideally.

>>6640724
There are times I've considered killing myself, not out of depression, or discontent, but sheer boredom. Survival instinct is a powerful force, but when you're facing another 50-60 years of grocery bagging, you start to wonder why you don't just quit the game.

It isn't a question of suffering, but of logic, as human life has no inherent worth.

>>6640802
60 years of grocery bagging? I'm lucky if I even get past the interview.
I really want to buy a fig, but I'm not able to find employment here in FL, so I consider you lucky for having employment.

>>6640826
I'm extremely lucky, always have been. I'm just a born loser, is all.

And again, it's not "OH MY LIFE IS PAIN AND SO MUCH WORSE THAN PEOPLE WITH REAL PROBLEMS", it's the realization that I have nothing to offer the world, and it has nothing to offer me. There's just no reason to logically persist in such a state. The idea that you could just go to sleep forever is... amazing.

Problem is I have family that would dislike that specific turn of events, and a brother who's younger than me, which means he probably won't die first.

>>6640666
>moot fixing sage has actually managed to kill a lot of the bullshit.
What? The sage we have currently is the exact same it has always been since the goddamned 2channel.

tsukihime 2 isn't out yet

>>6640882
No, he set it so that sage didn't count towards bump limit. Unless you mean it was that way at start, in which case, I wouldn't know, as I've only been on 4chan for three years.

>>6640802
But logic itself usually isn't enough to disregard your biological functions, unless you have turned your mind into steel. For example, when you watch a horror movie, you might feel some fear during a scary scene, but you know perfectly well that there's nothing threatening your own life. Survival instinct can be as unreasonable as that too, even if you know yourself that your life has no value, you still subconsciously want to survive.

As evidence, you are still alive, even though you know that you don't have much to gain by it.

>>6640892
>he set it so that sage didn't count towards bump limit
And when did this happen? I do remember the bump limit being set to 300 posts, whether those posts are sage or age doesn't matter.

>>6640892
>No, he set it so that sage didn't count towards bump limit.
but it does, bump limit is fixed whether you have 50 sage replies or 5.

>>6640904
Listen, I can't disprove your point without actually killing myself, which, while winning me an internet argument, would mildly upset the surviving members of my family. If it matters, mental illness might make quitting the game easier or harder, however well ingrained the instinct is.

>>6640926
I guess some mental illnesses would help towards the turning your mind into steel part. It's just that mind over matter usually doesn't come automatically.

>>6640912
Er, no, sage no longer counts towards bump limit. He did this to prevent people from sagebombing threads until they reached the limit. You may have missed the memo.

>>6640937
If it makes you feel any better, images on sageposts still count towards the image limit, last time I checked at least. Image bombing was a popular alternative until captcha made people have to do it manually.

>>6640961
>>6640937
to be fair, he hasn't changed the faq to reflect this, so not everyone knows. i saw the sticky, too, though.

>>6640937
Would you care to explain why >>6640981 didn't bump the thread to the front page then? It's still on page 12.

1-10: im going to HELL, heard it's not fun so might as well have some now

>>6640987
I care not to explain. There's a chance I was hallucinating, but he even announced that he was changing how sage worked with one of those little messages below the board names for a while. I think he ended up announcing it in /a/ of all places.

>>6641002
E-Mail moot. He claims to answer them all.

>>6641002
It could be it's local to /a/ which I doubt given http://green-oval.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/37552184#p37561671 or that you're mixing things up with http://www.4chan.org/news/?all#101 somehow.

>>6641039
No, it wasn't that, as I remember it being announced a little before captchas came out and the shitstorm that resulted. I'll exert the effort to prove my own sanity to myself later, as this memory is a bit too vivid.

>>6641002
noko+sage

>>6640090

Fuck off with your stupid /a/ quality threads.