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My face when its a new Phantasmagoria game.
WITH DECENT NETPLAY

No males in any touhou. All that will do is kill a lot of Fanon given how the Alice thing is going.

wow, I was just thinking about making the shittiest thread ever seen on /jp/, but it looks like OP got here before me

>>6628852
ZUN said that he planned to make Myouren UFO's final boss.

What the HELL is wrong with her having a boyfriend?

>>6628877
Nothing's wrong, but touhou fags are so gay that they don't want any male in their games because it'll butthurt them.

They're gay.

>>6628853
mine

>>6628870
No, ZUN said something to the effect that he couldn't possibly make Myouren the final boss.

>>6628884
Considering how touhoufags bitched about Aya's Spook ears, half of them would die a heart attack if ZUN did that.

Why Marisa? She's an awful Touhou.

>>6628870
I wouldn't mind Myouren as a boss at all. The historical Myouren was practically a /jp/ user in monk form. He didn't even leave his mountain for gathering food, he had a flying frisbee bowl that went around gathering his food for him. When the Emperor personally commanded him to get his lazy ass off of his temple, he just plain turned him down.

He was also granted a number of demonic servants from Bishamonten, who looked like cute young boys. I bet Myouren forced them to crossdress and plowed their asses day in and day out.

>>6628920
Well, that may be so but the actual Myouren is quite different. Almost the opposite, in fact - traveled around the countryside helping people, curing illnesses.
And throwing around pots with storehouses inside them, no idea how that works or why. Guess he just felt like throwing around some storehouses, and pots seemed like the best place to put 'em.

>>6628929
I say 'actual' but I really mean "ZUN's," which is kinda the opposite of that. But eh.

ZUN is gonna wanna troll his fanbase at some point, and this would be the best way to do it.

>>6628929
That's actually a story depicted in Shigisan Engi, where Myouren sends his frisbee bowl to some farmer's silo to gather some alms, but that dolt of a farmer somehow locks the bowl inside the silo instead (it might've been an accident, don't remember much of that part since I was more focused on that awesome sword goho doji.) So the bowl is unable to return to its master, and after a while Myouren, understandably hungry and pissed, makes the entire silo fly to get across to the point that when a magical mountain NEET demands alms, you should probably give him some.

My face when Marisa IS the boyfriend.

QUALITY THREAD

OP here.

>>6628919
Because Marisa is the most human-like character in Touhou. Unlike Sanae, who can summon miracles, or Reimu, who can beat everyone, Marisa's awfully normal.

>>6629456
Yeah, I shoot devastating large laser beams and star bullets all the time in the back of my yard.

"My face when" and general Pooshlmer-level shit. I'm surprised at how you didn't use the quoting system.

>>6629465
Okay, maybe not as horribly normal as you, but just compare her to any enemy.
Fairies? Unusual.
Evil spirits? Unusual.
Intelligent touhoufag? Well...

>>6628852
No males in touhou huh?

>>6629487
Get that fanon shit out of here, no one cares about that. How many males have you seen, other than Unzan if you can even consider him a person, in any of the games? Thats right, fucking zero. Might as well throw shit around like Marisa/Alice already happening for Marisa to have a boyfriend.

When we are talking about what could be placed in the game, then no, there are no males in gensokyo.

There are males in Gensokyo, but apparently they consider danmaku as women's wayt to fight.

Which means that males in Gensokyo fight with their damn bare hands.

>No males in Touhou

Not to mention Myouren and the occasional outsider.

>>6629505
Hahahahahaha you are saying Rinnosuke is not canon?!

HAHAHAHAHAHA dear lord. Read your canon before talking about canon, son.

>>6629505
>Rinnosuke
>fanon

herp de derp

>>6629505
Rinnosuke was made by ZUN, Youki Konpaku made by ZUN.

Myouren Hijiri made by ZUN, you need to brush up.

>>6629524
Rinnosuke shows up in how many of the games anon? Yeah.

Dont even bother bringing shit up like Silent Sinner or any other comics, they might as well be fanon. Disgusting secondaries are the only people who even bother with that. Real men play Touhou untranslated, dont read any shit and just play the game.

>>6629540
>ZUN is a disgusting secondary.

>>6629505
Rinnosuke is fanon?
For your information, ZUN wrote some books too. He's not only drinking beer and making games.

l2internet

>>6629533
Sure thing guy, just give me a link for a game where they have appeared in and I'll brush up right away.

I actually like it when ZUN puts in an occasional male or at least not obviously female character; they're so distinctive for standing out so much, and yet at the same time so far always being kind of shadowy/background chars.

>>6629540
>Real men play Touhou untranslated, dont read any shit
>don't read any shit
Scrub.

>>6629546
Labyrinth of Touhou.

What? It's a game!

>>6629543
Secondary refers to people who do things other than play the games though. He is right in that sense. Primary's play the games. Things made by ZUN are just considered canon.

>>6629554
>Labyrinth of Touhou

Fanon game. Try again.

>>6629567
>It's a game

Learn to read, you fucking moron.

>Dont even bother bringing shit up like Silent Sinner or any other comics
>Silent Sinner in Blue
>Rinnosuke

Because SSiB predates Curiosities of Lotus Asia by so many years, right, considering CoLA isn't even a comic.

>>6629540
Silent Sinner and the other crappy comics are canon

Deal with it, your "all girl" shooter has "men" in it.

>>6629575
Take it easy anon, geez. This thread is just filled with newfriends trying to troll and autists getting angry. I thought we got a new meido?

>mfw comiket comes and there's not so much as a demo

So you are saying official works written by ZUN is secondary shit part of fanon?

And I'm not even talking about manga here, son. Go read your canon and shut the fuck up.

>>6629456
She's perhaps the most inhuman human I've ever had the displeasure of knowing about.

>>6629546

Unzan = he was in UFO, fucking dur
Rinnosuke = appeared in official ZUN-written artbooks, Bohemian Archive and Perfect Memento.
Youki was mentioned as being Youmu's dad in PCB, any image of him is at the moment pure fanon, but he exists/existed.

As was just said the males are so far always shadowy/secondary characters, ZUN obviously refrains from bringing attention to them. There's males in the human village too, they're just nameless though.

>>6629591
He is right in saying the comics are secondary. It seems you do not know the difference between canon and primary.

While it may be canon, its still considered secondary, as it is not anywhere in the game. Non-cannon is considered secondary by default.

Autism at its finest. Stay classy, /jp/.

>>6629609
He's dead wrong. Somebody posted Rinnsoku and he said "get that fanon shit out of here." Not, "secondary shit." He is not a backpedaling faggot.

>>6629609
Too bad the games follow obediently what happens in those comics.

>>6629622
I don't know how I performed a double right shift on the vowels there, but I'll take it.

>>6629630
>is a backpedaling faggot
Raped by the English language all day.

>>6629609
Besides, Rinnosuke doesn't come from a comic, he comes from a book.

>>6629625
In the comics one of the moonbitches touched a bullet shot by Marisa. That should have been an automatic loss. When they dont even follow the most basic rules of the game, you cant really say they do follow the comics.

Polite sage, this thread is getting a bit too fiery for my tastes.

OP here.
Well, I was hoping we could have a nice discussion, but /jp/ is too faggot for this.
Nevermind.