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How hard do you think it would be to steal this man's hat and sell it?

>> No.6625085

Stage 6 Lunatic.

>> No.6625094

Not hard at all. Wait for him to get drunk/fall asleep/both and just take it.

>> No.6625102
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>>6625094
You dont want to take it, believe me.

>> No.6625106

>>6625094
doesn't ZUN have the alcohol tolerance of an oni though? He probably doesn't sleep, just thinks of Touhous and hats instead.

>> No.6625117
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He wouldn't ask for it back, but he would give you a look of contempt and pity that will haunt you for the rest of your life

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>> No.6625581

>>6625085
Agree. He is the head priest of Hakurei Shrine, so he must be stronger than Reimu

>> No.6625588

>>6625581

Canonically, ZUN is THE strongest Touhou. Not Cirno, not Yukari, not Reimu.

ZUN. ZUN is the God of the Mind.

>> No.6625602

I would hit that so hard

ZUN's flat little japanese ass, I mean

>> No.6625604

>>6625602
Me too, so hard that not even Rho Aias could block it.

>> No.6625633

I think zun would be fun to drink with, but seriously, i think i can drink more than him. Im part Irish, scottish, russian, and part german. If anyone could drink more than him, i think it could be me but I dont drink weak drinks like beer or sake.

>> No.6625650

>>6625602
This, but zun!bar

>> No.6625658

Only in Japan one could wear that hat without getting raped by men

>> No.6625660

I want to smoke weed with ZUN.

>> No.6625663

>>6625658
so if I manage to get this hat I could finally lose my virginity, /jp/?

>> No.6625700

>>6625663
Not being ugly treats that problem, sorry.

>> No.6625729

Who's that guy and why do you want his hat...

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>>6625729

>> No.6625749

I never realized before that his hat is intended to look like a lilypad sitting on his head.

>> No.6625752

how hard it could be?, he's just a mortal man.

well, I need to find a way to travel to Korea for free first.

>> No.6625759

ZUN looks like a total stoner though

>> No.6625789

>>6625759
>Implying the gods need your pitiful human chemicals to be happy.

All ZUN needs is his ambrosia.

>> No.6625807

>>6625759
He does have a custom lighter on his blog, I'm sure he's tried it.

>> No.6625886

ZUN hides his emergency flask of booze inside his hat, so getting it away from him would be like trying to take a steak from a lion.

>> No.6626124

>>6625789
He drinks alcohol by the gallons per day.

>> No.6626137

>My face when I realize that Zun has a silly hat

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