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6624222 No.6624222 [Reply] [Original]

For the sake of justice, I will become the devil himself.

>> No.6624226

>>6624222
I live by those words.

>> No.6624242

Even if there is no god or Buddha.....there is Kamen Rider.

>> No.6624258
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>>6624242

>> No.6624277

>>6624242
Did you mean Commander Shepard?

>> No.6624280

>>6624258

Tali...

...can it wait for a moment? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

>> No.6624293

>>6624277

Well, there usually is a Shepard. Might want to keep the Buddha around for those times when Shepard is inconveniently dead.

>> No.6624319

>>6624293

At times, it is necessary for the will of the divine to make itself known on earth. Throughout history, those who have born this responsibility have been known by many different names.

Jesus of Nazareth, Siddhartha Gautama Buddha, Adam Weishaupt...

...and Commander Shepard.

>> No.6624333

>>6624319
When I first met him, he was called Eee-noch.

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>first game: Shepard what are you doing Saren is an upstanding citizen why are talking about nursery tales like Reapers get out of here
>second game: Shepard what are you doing Cerberus is a criminal organization why are you talking about nursery tales like Collectors get out of here

well fuck, now that reapers are coming it's time to kick ass and be properly recognized

>third game: Reapers are raping the Earth where the fuck is Shepard we're waiting for you Shepard you told us you would be here fighting the Reapers Shepard

>> No.6624404

>>6624356

Unfortunately, Shepard went and died. But thanks to the miracle of SCIENCE, he got put back together as good as new.

Sure, now he's also three inches taller, a redhead and a woman, but can't be picky with the details.

>> No.6624506

>>6624404

My Shep was always a feisty Irish lass.

>> No.6624551

>>6624222
It was great how these guys would take one look at you, then rush out into the wilderness after some horrific monster you ran away from hours ago. That's job dedication for you.

>> No.6624569

>>6624506

I used black hair because the other colors look pretty awful.

No idea why would anyone want play "monotone" Shepard ...

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>>6624404
Shepard. As you might have noticed we've taken certain liberties while rebuilding you.

>> No.6624747

>>6624551

They were also all satori. If you committed a crime, they knew.

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6624782

The Imperial Guard is the justice system we all deserve.
>Pick up a fork in a back alley
>Five Legionaries come out of nowhere, blades drawn

>> No.6624844

>>6624782

Coveting the Emperor's flatware? That's DOUBLE HERETICAL.

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>>6624782

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>>6624782
A person gets brought in the courtroom, puts on a mask and slaughters everyone in the room, then takes it off and orders a crepe for his little girl friend. Nobody realizes he is the same guy.

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