/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You stick your dick in this, right? I can't get past Danny's bullet-proof dolphin metaphor.

my god, next paycheck here i come

.... the fuck. it makes SOAP?

and also wtf you can watch your own cock get mechanically jacked off?

>>661013
>.... the fuck. it makes SOAP?

wat

>>661013
>watch your own cock get mechanically jacked off?

God damn, that sounds hot\

This is awesome. It has to be Japan when it comes to stuff like these, even though I would be too scared to put my thing in that device.

Just wait until someone alters the wiring so it crushes your dick

I am intrigued, but also intimidated. My dolphin is rather tender and these products all seem like they might be a bit painful. Also I have bad phimosis and am terrified of tearing. Most likely I'll stick to hand waxing, but I'm delighted to see the products continue to improve.

But now I'm thinking... It's made in Japan, soo how would the size of that thing be?

Well that video cleared everything up for me.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/qdot76367/sets/72157604430703850/

more pictures

http://www.kanojotoys.com/shop/tenga-flip-hole-reusable-onacup-p-235.html

$99

AWESOME!

>>660998

Its really annoying, why on earth would you use 'dolphin' as a metaphor for your cock

So this thing waxes dolphins?

>>661049
Because clearly this guy's cock is blue and makes funny noises

>>661033
That's the most intimidating thing I've ever seen.

Fleshlight is superior.

>>661052
i lol'd severely

Anybody else find the slurping noises it makes highly, um, erotic?

goddammit, my next paycheck is going to instantly dissapear at this rate. :(

Stop mentioning all this neat weeaboo shit anon.

Well, damn. I want one.

>>661025
have your phimosis fixed then, they cut away a part of your foreskin. Only 2 syringe shots on your dick and a couple of stiches, takes around three weeks to heal and you can't fap in that time.

>>661068
Fake vagina is weeaboo nowadays?

Holy shit, the sound it makes form the vacuum suction sounds like a dolphin

Fuck, I don't even have a penis and I want one.

What if your dick is curved? And it looks pretty small.

>>661083
Shut up.

Even if you were a girl, you'd have hundreds more sex toys than us men to play with and it'd be vaguely socially acceptable for you to be using them.

>>661084

Do you have a curvy dick anon?

>>661087
Truth.

>>661087
Actually i was just in a freak accident.

>>661087

He didn't say he had a vagina. Maybe he just had a horrible industrial accident. Oh god it hurts to imagine it.

>>661104
>>661105

>>661104
>>661105

>>661105

I like you ;)

I thought OP said "Tengu Flip Hole" at first..

>>661116
Flip Tengu, receive hole?

>>661110 ;)
Get out

>>661105
Now go get a boob job and turn your previous penis into a vagina.

Then you can be the first pseudo-woman on the internet.

>>661127
>Emoticons
>Faggot
Well SOMEONE is either a complete newfag or a gigantic faggot. Which would either make the post sad or incredibly ironic.

>>661125

Get over it. Faggot.

>>661130
Not the poster you're replying to, but only deluded newfags think that shunning emoticons makes them internet badasses or pseudo-intellectuals.

>>661141

This anon is right.

Pretty sure there are just somethings you cannot express in words unless you want to go with the whole *winky face* shit ... now which one would you prefer

We've been over this so many times. Emoticons are never okay unless it's lifelike texture or isn't it sad. Never. If you want Gaia or animesuki or whatever the fuck, /a/'s right over there.

I don't mind the occasional emoticon

I don't get it.

>>661157
:3c

>>661157

XD ROFL

>>660996
Is this exclusive for japanese dolphins, or will it work on my white shark?

>>661149
>>Pretty sure there are just somethings you cannot express in words unless you want to go with the whole *winky face* shit

Well...
It's not like this is an imageboard or anything.

The only emoticons allowed are ಠ_ಠ and ;_;

>>661149

ಠ3ಠ

>>661220
How do you even do that anyway?

>>661231
ಠ_ಠ

>>661231

ಠ_ಠ

>>661141
>>661149
...Why are newfags trying to act like oldfags?

>>661231

¯\(º_o)/¯

>>661210
Watch the video, unless you have a massive dong capable of bludgeoning a midget to death you should be fine.

>>661247
Well, shit. I hope they make a bigger one soon...

So how many are seriously considering buying this? I can say for sure that if I had $100 right now, I would have already ordered it by now. I have never tried any sex toys before, but this one just seems too awesome for me to resist.

>>661240
Back to /b/ with you

Dolphins?

god i want one, but should anyone ever find it i'll die

>>661272
XD

>>661272
what

>>661279
sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage

>>661279
Soup, Corndogs?

XD

>>661275
It doesn't even look like a sex toy. Don't think you'll have to worry.

:) and :( are internet classics and should always be acceptable. Anything with a semicolon is playing dangerously.

>>661290
XDDD y u sage isnt that sum sort of cookin thing

T____T

>>661284

>>661291
Get th efuck out newfag and take your shitty emoticons with you.

>>661157
Some are pretty funny to use in the right context. :(

Seriously, ;_; for life-like texture, ronery and isn't it sad type posts are ok. I'm also guilty of using :( occasionally in a mocking "Why are you so mean, Anonymous?" way.

>>661284
o_O
lol random XD

>>661238
>newfags
>oldfags
GO BACK TO /b/ WITH YOUR *FAG LINGO GODDAMMIT.

>>661295
>>661297
>>661299
GTFO

>>661272

It sure is random around here

*holds up spork*
My name is katy but you can call me t3h PeNgUIN oF d00m!!!!!!!lol...as u can see im very random!!!!thats why i came here 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^...im 13 years old(im very mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfriend (im bi if u dont like it deal w/ it) its our favorite tv show!!!bcuz its SOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they always say the more the merrier!!!!lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of friends here so give me lots of commentses!!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!<---me bein random again ^_^ hehe....toodles!!!!! love and waffles,

*~t3h PeNgUIN oF d00m~*

lol u tk him 2da bar|?

What should I call this? An emotiwar? ~_^

>>661311

>>661304
The fact that you keep saging over obvious trolling is more than enough to prove you're the one who needs to GTFO.

ಠ_ಠ
XDDDD

I remember this and I was 14 years old and it make me sick and didn't eat no beef and didn't drink milk and went of the chocolate because that got a bit of beef in it and now I have go through this again. :(

>>661315
GTFO

Hehe! I'm going to spam emoticons in a thread that JUST got done with an argument about it! They'll be so pissed, I know it. I'm so clever, hehe!

>>661317

>>661296
>19-Sep-82 11:44
> I propose that the following character sequence for joke markers:

> :-)
http://research.microsoft.com/~mbj/Smiley/Smiley.html

You weren't even born back then.

Then again, you used the word "newfag," so everything you say is moot. We don't use /b/ slang here nor do we play by your ANONYMOUS IS A HEARTLESS LEGION shit, get out.

>>661310
Run it's the internet pollise. >.<

>>661318
y got be so mean T________T

...yiiikes

>>661322
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>>661321
GTFO newfags

Hey my names Jess and im 14, a friend showed me this site and its sooooooooooooooooo cool, except for the bakas who are posting pornography and hentai (HENTAI MEANS PERVERT IN JAPANESE BAKAS, YOUR PERVERTS!) -.-'-.-'-.-'-.-'-.-'-.-'
I <3 Real anime (not hentai) like naruto, sonic adventures, teentitans, bleach and one peice, Luffy is so kawaiiii!!! (cute in japanese)
RIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGUU I am fluent in japanese, apple, RIINNNGGUUUU Anata wa kawaii ringu desu!

sayonara ( bye in japanese ) ^_________________________^

AzNpRiDe LMAOLOL IM NOT RELLLY ASIAN, but i wish i was ^___^ they have such good hair

This is actually a ragecorp thread.

I'm deleting this thread in a couple of seconds

>>661325

lulz ur so funny ^_^ epic ROFL XDDD

>>661330
thanks corndogs XDDDD

>>661330

NO

DONT

;_;

>>661328
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>>661331

Anyone who rages over emoticons that don't contain the following characters: ^, >, <, T, ;, * is a faggot.

:( is fine, idiots. ;_; is perfectly acceptable for historical motives. Happy emoticons are usually frowned upon, though. It's not like it matters, we are never happy.