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Fact: You are already dying slowly.

Hakurei Shrine.

Youkai mountain base with the Kappa. Wear a Chasity belt.

Human town

Eirin's lab

Koumakan basement.

>>6603682

Keine's house. She protects humans, after all.

>>6603705
And then she falls in love with you.
And then she erases your memory.

Eientei

>>6603705
Human Village, and that was ruled out in OP.

>>6603711
normally I would think Eientei, but there's the chance of getting caught up in Eirin's experiments or a crossfire between Kaguya and Mokou...

Eientei

>>6603712

Her school is there, but it's not known where she actually lives. Unless of course she actually lives at the school.

Hakurei shrine, nobody would kill you there.

Hakugyokurou

>>6603677
Between Keine-san legs. If you managed to get there, you are safe.

Alice's crib.

Nobody goes there.

>>6603731

You might never get to leave the house though, once she confirms that she's actually made a friend..

>>6603734
Why would anyone want to leave?

>>6603727
You better have a 10000 yen note on hand or that won't be true.

>>6603747
Because she couldn't stop crying.

>>6603751
Would she accept €?
I'm sure Yukari can go exchange that outside, maybe Rinnosuke can do something.

>>6603747
Bitch's crazy, and a Schizo, why would anyone go there.

She also might decide later to use a living doll so hell fucking no.

>>6603764
Alice is quite kind. The area where she lives is another story, however.

>>6603775
Decades of loneliness makes people quite unstable.

>>6603775
Such disappointment really. How hard would it actually be to get to Marisa's or Alice's house through the forest without dying? If you get to Marisa's house just hide in piles of garbage and say you got lost.

Hakugyokurou.
I mean, since you're already there...

>>6603782
Marisa would kick you out unless you have liquor on you.

Everywhere in Gensokyo is utterly safe for humans. Low-level youkai have even been known to bring food to humans lost in the forests.

>>6603793

>>6603806
Others have been known to beg food off humans lost in the forest. They're like bears, really, expecting food whenever humans are near.

>>6603793
Youkai propaganda, don't listen to this inhuman scum.

>>6603793

Lesser fairies aren't even self-aware and attack anything that moves.

>>6603808
Bears can kinda split you in half if you piss them off.

>>6603811
Good analogy, eh?

I want to herald spring in with Lily White

;_;

Least likely to die?

Beg Yukari that she throws you somewhere relatively safe and not in the middle of the Great Yokai forest or in front of the SDM

Preferably either the Shrines or someone's[who isn't a nutcase] home.

>>6603734

Heaven.

Duh.

(Alt answer: In the sanzu river, Shikieiki's court)

>>6603829
Celestials hate everything and everyone.

They're like the Chinese

at nue´s place.

>>6603830
Tenshi is the only Celestial we know and everyone says she's a bad Celestial. The others are probably more like Byakuren.

Ran's fluffy tails

The safest spot in all of Gensokyo ;3

>>6603838
Nekomata approved.

Chilling with Medicine. Safest spot in Gensokyo.

next to a chinese martial arts girl. Since she´s a guardian and a proud chink, she´d never kill unarmed humans who´re not even a threat to begin with. She´d probably even defend you because of lolcodex

>>6603838
I can imagine that she´s gonna shred you to pieces if you do that... Chen is the only one who´s allowed to do that...

>>6603848
Ran knows i pose no threat, to anyone from the Yakumo household.

I'd ask her really nicely ;3

>Hakugyokurou
>Heaven
>sanzu river
>Shiki's court
Those aren't in Gensokyo.

Under Marisa's skirt.

>>6603868
Heaven isn't on earth but it sure as hell ain't in flippin' space.

Same for the others.

Basement of the SDM.

>>6603876
Are you implying that everything that isn't in space is in Gensokyo?

>>6603887
He's implying that the entire world isn't an enclave.

>>6603887
Gensokyo's in Japan, then it's on the Earth.

>>6603887
HURR

I would fuck everything that moved in that god forsaken land.

GEnskoyo isn't real, It's all Maribel's dream, her avatar is Yukari and Renko is Reimu.

>>6603868
Sanzu River definitely is in Gensokyo.

>>6603935
Fuck you.

>>6603934
19: Incidentally, the place where the river flows isn't in Gensokyo, but you can get there from Gensokyo, so we'll discuss it here.

>>6603934
Sanzu River is at the border of Gensokyo.
A small part of it is "in" Gensokyo.

First of all, where the hell is Gensokyo? Google maps couldn't find it...

>>6603935
Maribel and Yukari are time-travelers. They talk to other time-travelers in their dreams.

>>6603962
Yukari's a lot of shit but she ain't no time-traveler.

Sakuya is probably the only touhou that can do something like 'time-traveling' but her powers are fairly limited.

>>6604004
If you go by the lolhax interpretation of her powers, she could just fuck with the border between present day and 1932 to go back in time.

>>6604004
Border between the future and the past, bitch.