/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Okay, so I think I understand what's going on. You're curious that your "boyfriend" (read: fuck-of-the-week) spends a lot of time every day going F5 F5 F5 on 4chan's /b/, which is the only part of the fucking site he probably goes to. So you decided "Hey, I think I'll post a thread here and see what these CRAZY HILARIOUS INTERNET PEOPLE have to say!" I bet you like going to sites like Fark and collegehumor and Ebaumsworld when you're not posting glitter comments in people's myspaces and listening to the streaming mp3s they have linked on their profiles.

Also, you are a ridiculous waste of a human being with nothing better to do with your time than to sit here and say "Hey guys I'm a girl teehee I giggle and I'm soft and I get to wear cute clothes when I go out on Friday nights! Hey you know what'd be fun I have a good idea I'll sit here and press F5 F5 F5 on a thread I made and watch people from the internet talk to me!"

You're just trying to validate your vapid existence by proving your gender to you, yourself.

Femininity doesn't travel over Ethernet and DOCSIS, honey. When you're standing there at the bus stop in the morning on the way to your $8/hr part-time job, and people start talking to you, they're not "being nice people" - they're trying to find an opening to get a chance to fuck you. And you're so wrapped up in yourself that you don't even realize it, you just think that people are talking to you because you look cute and it brings a smile to their morning to see a pretty young thing like you.

But nobody would have known you were a girl if you hadn't fucking posted this abortion of a post. Therefore any and all conversation you're having here is completely initiated by you, for the sole purpose of garnering internal merit for yourself.

3DPD. No one will ever find you attractive.

>I am a Japanese female

Stopped reading there

>>6596616
Not looking for any form of merit. I just thought this board would be the best to go to for genuine help. You seem to be the most mature board by far.

Try bleach. Bath in it, drink it etc. It will help.

go ask >>>/new/

>>6596621
>A board full of neckbeards wishing to be little girls.

Mature.

Trying too hard, also posting everyday until you like it.

>>6596622
I was thinking more about mannerisms or ways of behaviour really.

Catch the guy with a net spread up in the forest canopy. Take him alive. Take him home. Poke out his eyes and put him in a small cage. Force-feed him oats and millet and figs until he has swollen to four times his normal size. Drown him in brandy. Roast him whole, in an oven at high heat, for six to eight minutes. Bring him to the table. Place a cloth—a napkin will do—over your head to hide your cruelty from the sight of God. Put the whole guy into your mouth, with only the beak protruding from your lips. Bite. Put the beak on your plate and begin chewing, gently. You will taste three things: First, the sweetness of the flesh and fat. This is God. Then, the bitterness of the guts will begin to overwhelm you. This is the suffering of Jesus. Finally, as your teeth break the small, delicate bones and they begin to lacerate your gums, you will taste the salt of your own blood, mingling with the richness of the fat and the bitterness of the organs. This is the Holy Spirit, the mystery of the Trinity—three united as one. It is cruel. And beautiful

>>6596621
Assuming not trolling, but that was a mistake. You might try >>>/adv/ for ADVICE.
/tg/ is probably one of the best boards, but don't go there with your problems, they will not be any more helpful.

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fulfilling /jp/'s duty to reply to every troll successfuly, proud of you all.

>>6596631
Well, I find "neckbeards", as you call them, are often pretty thoughtful in regards to certain issues.

>>6596642

Every post etc.

I do not approve of this thread.

>>6596638
Thank you so much! I will check this thread every so often for legitimate replies as well. Thanks again :)

>>6596642
Not really a troll when no one takes this seriously and replies are sarcastic and mildly humorous. But hey, if you want to think so, no one is stopping you.

>>6596653
except for suigin who is just suigining as usual.

>>6596662
I don't see any humour in the replies at all. Everyone just seems to afraid of being "trolled" in order to help someone out.

op if he is no longer interested, even though he has stupid reasons, you just have to accept it. you should go for your fellow asian men anyways, they treat women better than white guys.

>>6596662
>mildly humorous
>3DPD eww lol
>drink bleach XD
"mildly" isn't even enough to describe the level of humor

>>6596676
Why is it you think Asian men are better than white men? Based on this one story?

>>6596672
see
>>6596643
Humorous.

>>6596696
Thanks for clearing that up ;)

>>6596690
Perhaps "EPICLY" was the word you were looking for?

>>6596705
>alice_cool_smoker.jpg

>>6596705
this is when I know it is time to leave.

The answer is ganguro.

>>6596672
This would be more believable if
A) >I used to be really attracted to Japanese women but now I just find Asian women in general to look like pre-pubescent girls.

was rephrased to something not directly out of the mouth of someone looking to troll /jp/ and

B) >self picture is black and white

Youre asian, if he doesnt find you attractive, theres no much you can do to change how you look besides surgery.

Post pictures of how you look

post pictures of yourself, and none of this black and white artsy shit