/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Damn you guys sure masturbate a lot

bro don't mess with us
our right arms are fucking huge
just because you can do 120 pound curls doesn't mean you can fap like we can

>4chan_today.jpg

>hinting that a good number of us don't work out

>>6592639

Why aren't you guys showing off your legs? What has happened to /fit/?

Oh my~

Ah /fit/, the one board more homoerotically inclined than us.

someone post one of our Christmas collages, that'll tell them

POLO SHIRTS FUCKING ERRRRRWHERE.

>>6592657
/sp/ is pretty homo too.

/fit/ used to be cool when it was about squats and oats, now it's about polo shirts and curls

>>6592648
Haha. /fit/ never works lower body. I love how you can tell half of those people are lolipops in the OP.

PROTIP: You cannot be alpha and browse 4chan.
It is impossible.
Like trying to act smart on /b/.
Or having games and being a ps3.
LOLOLOLOL TROLLED.

Oh silly /fit/. I don't even work out, just swim a bit and walk a lot, and I have more muscle than half the people there. Come back when 2/3 of /fit/ aren't fat people trying to miraculously lose weight.

Or when you are all pretty girls, so you can share the secrets.

Nice collars

so much rage

so much jelly

>>6592675
/fit/ isn't about living healthy or becoming strong. It's about becoming "aesthetic", visually pleasing for both genders.
Doesn't matter if that means you're too weak to carry your groceries up a flight of stairs just as long as you look *good* not doing it.

>>6592683

whats with all the sage? yall niggaz mad

>>6592683
>It's about becoming "aesthetic", visually pleasing for both genders
This is correct.
>Doesn't matter if that means you're too weak to carry your groceries up a flight of stairs
This is false.

Rectal-pains? On /fit/? About as probable as you think!

>>>/fit/5416402

Beta ?
Nah man, even betas are far more socially acceptable than me, I am a fucking omega male.

>I heard he still watches cartoons!

>>6592648

It was satirical

I'm pretty sure we're omega, OP. Betas get friendzoned, Omegas don't even HAVE friends.

/jp/:

>"JUST SAGE AND IGNORE THEM MAYBE THEY'LL LEAVE. DON'T CRY MAI WAIFU IT WILL BE OVER SOON"

Omega here.
Also Aniki is the manliest man there is.

>>6592698

Good god
Why can't normalfags just take it easy

A few of those guys in your pic looked like Betas who'd been working out.

nice job using an /a/ image to represent /jp/
proves what board our shitty trolls come from

>>6592729

Something between alpha and beta, then? What do you call that, I wonder?

>>6592735
Beta.

>>6592733
dont try to cover up now

This is the gayest thing I've seen on /jp/ in a long time, and that's an accomplishment to be proud of.

>>6592735
Working out doesn't make you alpha, although it might help improve your confidence. There are plenty of fatfags out there who make more money and have more sex than the boys on fit.

>>6592742
Stop it John, this might offend them. You know how other boards are full of derp.

>>6592743
Then they're the exception and not the rule then, aren't they?

In the professional world, people take you much less seriously if you look like a fat disgusting slob. You look lazy and sedentary, devoid of any energy or ambition. I MUCH rather work with someone who has the energy and the work ethic to maintain their health than someone who's obviously lazy and sloppy in their lifestyle. Period.

>>6592743
You dont need money and women to be alpha. Neither do you need heavy weights. Seeking admiration of others, again is not alpha.

None of those will automatically MAKE you alpha. It is a state of mind. Your point is invalid, sage all you want, it just shows your butt hurts.

>>6592756
Of course you need money and women, only a poor virgin would think otherwise.

>>6592759
Neither I hope, how disgusting.
Wish I can stay as thin as I am right now, best of both worlds.

>>6592759
Maybe /jp/ is far past the point of no return...

I'm an optimist though! If you guys decide to stop watching cartoons and dining with your waifus all day, you should stop by /fit/! We can help you start losing weight, gaining muscle, or just plain living healthier. Don't be afraid to stop by and ask us anything health or fitness related.

You don't have to be beta any more. There's a better way.

Are you all so rude in real life?

>>6592774
seriously. otakus are not very good hosts. very rude to your /fit/izen guests

>>6592773
is it okay if i lift weights and do cardio while still maintaining my animu and mango readan and waifu lovan

>>6592756
/jp/ sages everything, really. Also, the whole ALPHA thing is simply retarded. Being flexible or passive does not mean you are weak or have no personality.

>>6592776
>>insult people
>>expect a warm reception

>>6592773
Why do outsiders think we're fat anyway ? I'm pretty sure the average /jp/edo try not to spend unnecessary money on food when he can spend it on things related to Otaku Culture.

>>6592773

Why can't we just work out and call it a day? Why do we need to fall into the /fit/ cliche of alphapartyfag.

>>6592778
I don't see why not!

>you will never be a world record holding powerlifter and a professional bodyguard
;_;

>>6592789
ok cool
my waifus will cheer me on

>>6592796
>waifus
>plural

You're no better than they are.

>>6592796
Alright... keep in mind... if you get /fit/, you run the risk of meeting a real life waifu. Can you handle it?

>>6592790
But I wouldn't be able to crossdress if I had so much muscle !

>>6592781
I don't know, man. I'm skinny as fuck and when I'm not playing with my Touhous, I like walking a lot, so my legs are probably stronger than most of /fit/. Then again, we jump to assumptions about them too, so I guess it's fair.

>>6592800
but how can I decide between Saeko and Maya and Beatrice and all the others ;_;

>>6592801
>a real life waifu
Nice oxymoron there.

>>6592801
i dunno. i doubt i'll go outside to social settings unless its an anime convention. that and my face isn't attractive :(

>>6592773
He thinks /jp/ isn't one of the healthiest boards on 4chan!

Seriously though, I'm pretty sure almost everyone on /jp/ does some sort of training to stay fit, and we eat well, we all want to be pretty little girls one day after all. We must stay healthy!

You're wrong /fit/, we are omega as fuck.

Deal with it.

>>6592802
Yeah, but you will get a how Latvian waifu.

>>6592803
>my legs are probably stronger than most of /fit/

Oh you walk alot? That's great. I ran 10 miles in the rain yesterday and squatted 315lbs for 10 reps (ass 2 the grass).

pic related

>>6592776
No, I really mean it. Don't you guys have a little respect for people? It is very rude.

>>6592818
A waifu can't be 3D.

>>6592821
I agree. you'd think these otakus could have a little sense of humor about the whole 'being beta' thing and play along instead of going apeshit and trying to sage this thread

>>6592818
Eww, how gross.

I'm an omega male, not a beta male.

>>6592821
We do our best to keep the /b/tarded elements out of /jp/, rudeness has worked pretty well thus far. It's not going to change.

>>6592821
>>6592826
/jp/ sages EVERYTHING. No matter what, you will be saged when you make a thread.

Also, we were discussing the matter over at /fit/. Someone semi-spammed the thing though.

stop making fun of us just bcuz we like japan and have waifu ;_;

i guarantee we are smarter than you faggots

>>6592821
I apologize for not being more open to your hilarious meme raid thing you've got going on here.

This is now a Monitor Girlfriend ;_; thread.

Christmas is near, and I'm really excited.

This is how we treat 'outsiders' (as you socially inept aspies call them)

>>>/fit/5416654

Excuse me, I have a workout to continue. I suggest you all do the same.

>>6592834
>>6592842
>>6592826
No, I was asking /fit/ users that. /fit/ is very rude with all this thread and even more than /jp/ with outsider because we have a reason to.

>>6592844
you ever wonder what the hell they do with all the cake and stuff? like one plate of food, okay, that's fine. but a lot of times you'll see entire cakes. do they share them with their other otaku friends? do they pop into their parents' house to drop cake off?

>>6592858
Do they not have refrigerators where you live?

>>6592852
I saw the .gif and was expecting assholes, then all I see is helpful individuals.
Rarely am I so surprised about anything.
captcha: alienatic conviction

>>6592858
Put it in the fridge and have a slice after dinner? It's gone in a week. Maybe less if you're a pig.

>>6592844
I'm concerned about this Christmas' monitor waifus.
On Valentines day there were a lot more "joke" ones than before, noticeably detracted from the aesthetic of the collection images. If the proportion of joke submissions increases I fear the whole exercise will be written off as one. No one will take our expressions of devotion to our waifus seriously.

Can you squat 220lb?
Come to /fit/ and tell us.
2 plate!!!1

>>6592858
>do they share them with their other otaku friends?
No, we share it with our waifu's friends.

>>6592858
>friends

Think about what you just said.

is /jp/ known for such rabid censorship or what?

>>6592872
We should spend more like making customized cakes, buying neat wine, cooking something that is really, really special, to counter all the 'joke' ones. These guys from /ɐ/ will realize that we take our waifu seriously, and they can't top off the amount of cash we spend on them.

>>6592894
You people are fucking FREAKS

>>6592901
That's not a really nice thing to say.

>>6592894
I have no cash to spend.

>>6592901
ｉｔ’ｓ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｉ’ｍ　ｉｎ　ｈｉｇｈ－ｓｃｈｏｏｌ　ａｌｌ　ｏ
ｖｅｒ　ａｇａｉｎ

>>6592835

what makes you think /jp/ is smarter than /fit/?
We have a lot of scholars on our board.

/fit/
Closet club

>>6592901
Rude! Rude! I put on my little girl clothes and sage your rude post!

>>6592901
We always get that.

>>6592907
You can at least cook something special. Or try your luck in ForEx. That should get you a little money.

>>6592929
The thing is, since she is a 2D girl, shouldn't I cook her a 2D meal? It' seems pointless to bake her something she can't eat.

>>6592929
Anyone know if there's a tag for these on Nico? I remember seeing a vid with them like a year ago, but didn't save the link.

>>6592952
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9728528
Just typed 4chan and it was fairly easy to find.
Video is not working for me though.

Everyday I look at /fit/ and laugh. They are so pathetic, wasting there time in a hot stinky gym lifting weights.

I just do Aikido and I look twice as aesthetic as the best looking /fit/ poster. I'm probably twice as strong too, strong enough to compete competitively as a strongman or Olympic lifter.

But I can actually use my strength to defend myself, I can probably take on four Brock Lesnars.

At once.

>>6592984
Fucking lol'd

>/fit/

U WEEABOOS MIRIN' THESE AESTHETICS?

Fellow homosexuals,

Please explain to someone who knows nothing this nonsense, the appeal of feeding cakes and cookies to these Japanese cartoon pictures on your computer screen.

>>6592989
Your laughing now, virgin nerd, but the tears you'll shed when youre ass starts bleeding will be delicious

>>6593027
Cop = 100% homosex

>>6592648
>mfw my thoughts exactly and I'm a /fit/izen
what the fuck, guys?

/fit/ aren't alpha, they are beta try-hards.

Hey /fit/ I browse /jp/ and I'm doing my degree in sports and exercise science. How does that make you feel?

>>6593057
>>6592648
it was for a broceps collage ya dumb fucks

>>6593064
Just admit your buttfrustrated cause youre legs are worse than a girlie's, you buugum

>>6593081
jokes on you. i dont even HAVE a girlfriend

>>6593094
Proofe that /fat/ is BETA AS FUCK

I browse both boards. I'm doing my squats and oats.

>>6593117
Your face looks strangely alien-ish.

>>6593117
Get out, underage B&. 4chan is for people over the age of 18.

>>6593128
Outright creepy.

best of both worlds, now stfu and get on with your lives

>>6592639
I see /fit/ got no clue on making good photos other than webcam or phone camera. They got no basic photoshop skill either.

>MFW everyone in OP's image is wearing a polo.


/fit/ is full of fags

>>6593158
>They got no basic photoshop skill either.
Trust me, they do.

>I ran 10 miles in the rain yesterday
you make it sound like you're proud of yourself over such a trivial distance

>>6593158
Monkeys in polo shirt who can't navigate their way in modern society other than using brute force and alphaness.

It feels like I'm in a real jungle.

>>6593163
>>6593158
reading comprehension?

it was satire on an impulse, lighten up, jesus

>>6593182
Don't "it's just a joke man" at me after showing those manly beautiful bicep muscles jeesus it feels like I'm a high school again.

;_;

>>6593182
And you could take your shitty meta-thread on /fit/. Ligthen up my ass. Fucking retarded fags from /fit/ with the fucking brain of a bird.
U mad? lololol ur sage and i butthurt so u must be mad!111

I need to get myself a polo shirt so I can pop the collar

>>6593203
>Fucking retarded fags from /fit/ with the fucking brain of a bird.

No need to be so mean.

if you want to lose some weight and working on getting a real life come over to /fit

>>6592657

I browse /jp/ AND /fit/. Only me?

>>6593457
I am a cripple with a prosthetic leg. Sadly I cannot squatz with you guys. I do have to exercise by doctors orders, but nothing of the sort you guys do over there. I could join in on the oatz I guess.

POPPED COLLARS FUCKING EVERYWHERE.