/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why do you people even make these threads?

The answer is always no.

No.

>>6591481
Because there's always people that will answer.

>A reasonably attractive female--let's say around 18-20 years of age--wants your companionship

What does this even mean?

why do you think /jp/ is eternally single lol

because we have standards

>>6591508
Because we have crippling mental disorders.

>>6591500
companionship is slang for dick

Had experience with girls you discribed.
WHORES

>>6591508
>why do you think /jp/ is forever alone

Because /jp/ is ugly, uneducated and socially retarded.

Excessive? Her mental age has to be 9 or 10 with thinking like that.

Why would I need to change my current lifestyle? I like my life. This sounds like the typical self-centered women I've dealt with all of my life. No thanks.

There is no reason that this thread should have received any replies after the first.

>>6591522
so the pure pure boy character? <3

>>6591473

It depends on the female.

The one pictured, for example, obviously shares at least one of my hobbies judging by the number of computers.

If she were willing to put up with my shit I'd certainly give it a try and see what other common ground there might be.

>>6591522
2d only is a choice for some of us, not a consequence.

I have a friend who did this. He kind of abandoned his online life and doesn't even come by IRC to say hi anymore, but at least he's more productive.

>>6591473
But I have sources of income and I already partake in substantially less games/anime.

So I guess she would want me to stop going to /jp/ and the gym? She sounds like a fat whore.

>>6591547
what a loser

>A reasonably attractive female--let's say around 18-20 years of age--wants your money.
This should do it, OP.

I would say no and regret it for a long time, despite it being the right answer.

It's like I'm really in /a/.

unless that girl is the first case of a living 2D girl then no

I tried it recently. It reinforced my 2D predilections.

>>6591473

Been there, done that.

It was a waste of time and money a lot of money.

Good to know. Thanks for the actual feed back instead of just a wall of flames.

Go figure, I'm a girl, and all I want is a boyfriend who is his own goddamed individual person and doesn't need me by his side 24/7 to feel like I won't escape or something so I don't have to sacrifice my anime/gaming time for him. No luck so far.
Seriously /jp/, if I didn't know you as well as I do, I'd ask you guys for a date.

>>6591627
Second that motion, though honestly I'd be more paranoid thank anything by /jp/'s irrationally high standards.

>>6591627

A girl, on MY internet?

>A reasonably attractive female--let's say around 18-20 years of age
Prepare for daily bullshit and endless drama. There's enough of that on /jp/ isn't there?

You can quadruple it if you throw
>get a job
into the mix.

I'd let an extremely beautiful woman walk all over me (because I'm a retard) but not a 'reasonably attractive' one

>>6591638
Hey, I understand I'm not match for 2D, I'm in love of 2D boys (and some girls too). But, come on, "let's keep each other company and have sex" =/= "let's look for the perfect waifu/husbando rabu-rabu"

I like how /jp/ is just as bad as all the rest of the boards when it comes to thinking women are just money-guzzling whores who don't give a fuck about the men they're with.

And here I thought you guys were different. Tsktsk

>>6591660
Get out, slut.

>>6591667
There's no way in hell you really thought /jp/ was different.

>>6591627
If we don't need you by out side 24/7 then why do we need you at all? Enjoy being cheated on while you're busy with your animu and gaymen.

>>6591667
I went to an all-girls school. Most girls are worthless gold-digging bitches, I can confirm this.

If I could work for her being her driver/gardener/etc., sure.

But that's about it.
Well, maybe I'd start working out as well.

I'll be damned if I can't spend my pay on figurines and shit.

>>6591684
I don't mind being cheated if I don't find out, ha. I mean, humans are animals after all.
And I DID talk about sex. Isn't sex and excitement for doing the forbidden the main reasons for cheating? I can't stop the second one.

>>6591698

>I don't mind being cheated if I don't find out

Get out.

>>6591667
>And here I thought you guys were different. Tsktsk

Where in the hell did you get this train of thought? Sounds like your only visits here were from /b/ raids.

Would explain a lot of things really.

>Would you be willing to give up your current lifestyle to be with her?
Stopped reading right here. I love my life.

>>6591706
Maybe she likes (reverse) NTR, bro.

Remember you can't hate on your 3D waifu's fetishes. But she also can't hate on your fetishes either.

>>6591698
you like ntr don't you? i like it too, but i'm not into cuckold shit. just asking cause it seems like you would probably like it.

>>6591627
>>6591660
The dude pretending to be a girl is even lower than the rest of /jp/

>>6591718
Ahaha no, I don't. But, remember all-girls school? You learn a lot just by listening. Like guys: they cheat, all the time. Making a drama out of something that is so common would be... dramatic, and dramas are tiring for both partners. Be discrete,use protection and be happy dude.

Actually, I think at this point I would only enter a 3D relationship sort of with the expectation of long term relationship/some kind of weird marriage waifu thing. It would be a pretty simple "I don't want to die alone" type mundane relationship. I wouldn't let something like cheating break the relationship, although I reckon it would make me feel pretty shitty.
Also this waifu would have to be similarly introverted and have strange hobbies, so we can both respect each-other's inner-lives.

>>6591736

>Like guys: they cheat, all the time.

No no, that's your typical asshole jock/extrovert. Most of us would never cheat. Clearly you would.

I'd very much rather spend my time with my Kuroko sex-bot.

She also makes a great salad!

No. How can I just turn my back on the things I love? It's been with me through thick and thin and no human peice of trash will ever replace that.

No, but I would partake in some intercourse with no strings attached.

>>6591743
I agree with this.

Perhaps saying 'giving up your lifestyle' was a bit too extreme. I figure as long as you can both enjoy and respect eachothers' hobbies to an extent, it'd be fine.

>>6591747
I would never cheat either, because, no matter your intention, it hurts the other person.
But yeah, you are right, the geeky kind seem to be more loyal. This is you what I have seen/personal experience of course.

Well, seeing as my current lifestyle is 'fucking the brains out of any chick that moves', I'd say no. Whoever said 'less is more' probably didn't mean girls. Why stick to one when you COULD have one hundred?
Pic related.

>>6591747
this
if i were to ever get into a relationship lolno
i dont see the reason to cheat.

Sounds like a lose-lose deal. The whole point of a friend is to share common interests. What else would I do with her than talk about games and anime?

I think that introverts such as ourselves aka beta males are far far more emotional than our alpha counterparts. With this said, we block ourselves off because when we get hurt in relationships, we FUCKING GET HURT. We are simply passing time until society ripens the fuck up or destroys itself. We don't want any part of it. In short we love too much and it drives us nuts.

>>6591805
girl here, this, right this, is my problem with guys. You love too much and try too hard. Take it easy!!!

If I get a girlfriend she better be:
1. Japanese, Korean, or MAYBE Chinese.
2. feminine.
3. cute.
4. virgin.
I am not settling for anything less nor do I need to.
OP, you are a loser. Stop being a loser.

>>6591822
I'm curious, why virgin?

No, not really. All I want is a friend to be around every once in a while, someone to compete against, have fun with, share interests occasionally but not having to give up anything. It gets boring occasionally without someone to compete against in games.

>>6591822
5. A nerd.

>>6591818

Get the fuck out, you fucking heartless slut.

People like you are the reason why we hate real women.

>>6591826
No interest in used goods.

>>6591799
>What else would I do with her than talk about games and anime?
You could eat together with her.
Maybe get a nicer place to live.

The only times I don't think I'm an awful person is when I'm distracted by anime or games, or when I'm actually around people. Which happens rather rarely compared to the situation I'm in.

I'm a nice guy, and I guess my dreams are somewhat normal when it comes to wanting a house and a wife and all that.
I'd like to go for the house first, but the problem here is money.
If I had the money, creating a perfect base wouldn't be a problem.

>>6591818
2/10 for getting a few bites.

Sluts seem to be in every crevice, when they can't get alpha males they prey on the betas. Seriously go away. You will be a lonely slut for the rest of your goddamn life.

>>6591805

sounding mighty butthurt there bro.

>>6591836
If you got money, getting girls is no problem either!
So it really should be the first thing to go for.

>>6591818

>hurr durr a guy treated me like shit, all men are bastards.

>hurr durr a guy loves me too much and cares about me, i dont want him.

About that whole cheating issue.
I think what bothers me most about it isn't the actual infidelity, but the fact that trust is violated and can result in STD's if the other partner is not careful and too promiscuous. I don't even see a problem with "open" relationships, but in these types of relationships, if one is not careful, the risk of catching some STD is much higher.

>>6591847
>I think what bothers me most about it isn't the actual infidelity,
get the fuck out of her.

>>6591831
no, no, I mean it.
Being showered with compliments every 5 seconds and you wanting to be with me forever and ever and never having this magical love adventure end is the fastest way to drive me out.
Love is ok, it's great. But too much love can kill a relationship faster than no love at all.

But that's just me, maybe normal girls just want to have guys chained to them and never ever leave. I sure know some of those

I don't understand why I'd have to give up my current lifestyle in this hypothetical scenario. Sure, I'd have less time for my random Japanese shit but it wouldn't mean I'd forget about it.

To be honest, that scenario is kind of the dream for me. Ideally I'd prefer a girl into the same kind of stuff I am but "just a little" is ok too as long as she isn't a hideous monster.

Although I guess it depends on how her personality is. I wouldn't be able to spend time with an annoying bitch just because she's attractive.

>>6591846
>>6591846
/women

>>6591843
Yeah.
My problem is that the combination of my qualifications and my motivation isn't exactly ideal for finding a job with an income capable of supporting a nice apartment with a rooftop terrace.

The money for the actual place is one thing, but then I'd probably need to have the floors and kitchen go through a makeover.
And furnishing the place with decent furniture and high-end electronics is going to be a bitch as well.

>>6591826

Nobody loves a slut.

>>6591864
So; if I just want a hug every now and then, promising me your eternal trust wouldn't be a problem if I did the same?

Going to sleep and waking up in the same bed would be nice.

I'd have to get in shape before even imagining someone who'd actually want to touch me instead of just do it briefly by accident and pulling their hand back in unexpected shock.

>>6591864

Then why not be a whore and sell yourself on the streets? I mean you'll get sex won't you, isn't that what you want? If you're afraid of love then you deserve to be a slut.

>>6591846
I have to admit, no one has ever treated me badly or cheated on me, not that I've dated a lot of guys or anyone that is not into anime and stuff. But some have driven me insane to the point that I flinch everytime the cellphone rings AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN and it's another "btw I <3 u" message.

>>6591876
my sister is a slut, and I love her.

your point is invalid.

>>6591864

Oh ok, i get it.

But LOVE /= Obsession, they are completely differebt things.

>>6591889
I'm going to side with the slut here. Sorry guys. Anyone obsessing over a girl is wasting their time.

>>6591888
Sex is not the only thing but, for me, is a boyfriend exclusive activity. Sharing, hugs, company, the whole 'not dying alone' 'waking up in the same bed' and other things anon has said above are also important.

(my god I just realized how much I hate the captcha)

>>6591473

Maybe, if I loved here.... But me loving another female is highly unlikely. I've loved two, and swore to never again fall in love. That was 1998, so I think I'm doing quite well.

I'm schizoid, I don't give a fuck.

Reading the posts by the "girl" reminds me of "Too Much Love Will Kill You", so I don't really mind the trolling.
But no I wouldn't, why bother giving up my hobbies for something that won't even last a week? I honestly don't see how any girl, even a crazy one, would want to be around me that long.

I'd do that just to hang out with people who weren't going to stab me in the back.

>>6591892
The dividing line seems to be really faint.
If you understand it, you are one step above.

>>6591864

Male here, just giving my perspective

I, too, feel that clingyness like that is a fast way to make me uninterested in a relationship. S'like, okay, it's sweet in its own way, but it reflects an unstable or unhappy individual. People have to be responsible for their own happiness, not try to make others responsible for that happiness

Life's like a walk in a beautiful garden, see? You stroll through it, you enjoy the sounds of birds, the scents of flowers, the experience of life. You soak it all in. You're there because experiencing the world around you is a JOY

Love is about finding someone to walk with in that garden. It's wonderful because it adds to the experience! It's all the more interesting and beautiful when you have someone to share it with

But when someone starts acting like you're the main attraction in that garden, the only reason they're even there, that this entire place would be so empty and lifeless without you, it's just.. sad. There's no other way I can really describe it

Men are trash

>>6591889

Yes i understand, one of my female friends had a similar problem problem but a lot worse, her ex-boyfriend used to sleep outside her house and throw little rocks at window, and cry all night, he did it for almost 1 month, the poor girl had to move to her parents house.

>>6591889
>>the cellphone rings AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN and it's another "btw I <3 u" message

18-20 year olds acting like 18-20 year olds? Who would have guessed?

>>6591928
shut up you worthless whore.

>>6591922
"People have to be responsible for their own happiness, not try to make others responsible for that happiness"

marry me please??

>>6591932
The guy that did this in particular? 25. I wanted to kill him or at least never see him again by the time we broke up.

>Life's like a walk in a beautiful garden, see? You stroll through it, you enjoy the sounds of birds, the scents of flowers, the experience of life. You soak it all in. You're there because experiencing the world around you is a JOY
What no. Life is shit.

>>6591939
Why didn't you just bluntly tell him to stop being so clingy?

>>6591847
What about a specific net relationship? Like 3 guys 3 girls and it's not "open" to anyone else and you have emotional connection to all those you find sexually attractive in the net?

>>6591944
life is beautiful, but also ugly, unfair, cruel and arbitrary. yet we still can't help but wanting to live so much and accept all of it

>>6591922
I get what you're trying to say bro but this post sounded really Disney. I mean you even got a disney pic in there. I was expected a rainbow to fly out of my screen at any minute.

>>6591939
Oh, you just got a retarded one then. Happens to everyone at least once.

>>6591953
That sounds okay, as long as you can work out the tangled relationships.

>>6591949
I did! He stopped for 2 days and then slowly build up the rabu-rabu until I had to do it again. Before I had to tell him a 3rd time I just broke up with him.

Also, I know he felt sad and alone because I couldn't show him the same amount of interest (... to say it nicely)

>>6591922
>People have to be responsible for their own happiness, not try to make others responsible for that happiness
and I thought I reached enlightenment when I figured that out
it takes away all of that dependence on the fluctuations of relationships
if you look at relationships as good but it's not the only thing
then you dont have to be so worried about it all the time
never fall in to depression, live life with a sense of fulfillment.

I'm currently in this situation. But we do game and watch anime together and we have time apart so it's not extremely bad. I still find time for my own personal shit.

The answer to all questions is yes. Could not be happier, even if the process of becoming another pointless drone in our society is a huge pain in the ass.

>>6591968
it's called self-esteem

>>6591944

I'm sorry you feel that way Anon. If it makes you feel better, it's over before you know it anyway!

>>6591944
b-but flowers bloom better on shit!

>Get a job if you don't have one

Yes

>partake in substantially less games/anime to spend time with her, etc? Would it be worth it?

No.

If I ever got a girlfriend we would have the same exact interests and habits. We'd be up at 2am arguing and comparing our waifu folders.

>>We'd be up at 2am arguing and comparing our waifu folders.

This is my one true dream anon, I couldn't have said it better.

>>6591987
>If I ever got a girlfriend we would have the same exact interests and habits. We'd be up at 2am arguing and comparing our waifu folders.

You want a friend, not a girlfriend. This isn't what a girlfriend is for.

Fuck off, OP. I tried doing exactly what you said and with a heartbroken, beta female at that. Needless to say, when she found some confidence, she friendzoned me.

Never again.

>let's say around 18-20 years of age

Too old.

I'd be ok with just another friend to hang out with. That's nice and dandy? But like, a companion? As in love? I seriously doubt it. I've had my share of infatuation or whatever, but I get bored of it quickly. More than likely after the first few months she'd come whining about how I almost totally ignore and I'd just admit I don't really care and kick her out.

I don't care for any companionship unless I get something out of it in the long run.

>>6592000
>>6592000

>106 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

I hope you're ashamed of yourself, /jp/.

>>6592009
I am, man.

>>6592009
Always.

>>6591999

Right, see, this right here? This is what I mean when I say "you need to be responsible for your own happiness." What happened here is you presented yourself as a friend, and then when you wanted something more, you didn't bother going for it, thinking she'd just fall onto your dick or something

Have some self respect, man! Ask her out! If she isn't interested, fine, move on with your life, but don't sit around expecting women to be interested in you first! You don't need to smother her with love, but you do need to make your intentions known!

>>6592009
a 3d girls talk non the less

>>6591995

I guess you're right.

>>6591627

I would never date a female /jp/er, you probably have mental problems like everyone else here.

>>6592009
>There is no reason that this thread should have received any replies after the first.

But it refused to die.

>>6592018
Except I did tell her and I let go for periods of time. At first it was nice, after a while, not so much.

>>6592026
I usually post like you, and I'm sure there are more girls out there, I don't see why this would surprise anyone.

Also, some of my folders could scare normal guys out. I'm not even talking about yaoi here.
Just like yours!

I'm too old for love. The need to pair off is just our breeding instincts.

Everyone that replied seriously to this thread should leave /jp/. I'll follow you out the door.

I have to go. It was nice to talking with you /jp/. I'll return to normal male-anon-mode and all.

Take care, take it easy, have fun and good luck with life!!!

>>6592052
Unfortunately it's a revolving door.

>>6592057
I love revolving doors

>>6592052
;_;
It's been a good run, but I guess it's time to leave.

Where would you go on dates? Who'd pay? Ect

>A reasonably attractive female--let's say around 18-20 years of age--wants your companionship. It doesn't matter how you meet (internet, random chance, etc.), but you have a little bit in common (she probably watches a little anime, plays a few games, but nothing excessive).
By "reasonably attractive", you mean she is 2D, correct? In that case, yeah, probably.

>>6592056
Get out of /jp/, attention whore. I bet this thread made you feel so self-important. That was to be expected, though.

The reason I don't have a girlfriends is the answer to the question "NO".

Now I know girls that do have some gamer/anime related hobbies but arent much of a powerlevel they're casual at it and they are guess what? Yes they're already taken by some boy that is again like them casual.

I know this boy he got Starcraft 2 for the story, and he ended up in Bronze Leauge, he plays games casually reads some books and watched little anime, he has a girlfriend like that too...

I have no idea what they do except well be together, study and play games/watch anime casually. Probably nothing since studying takes a lot of their time.

>>6592052

Ronery threads are an essential part of /jp/, see the first post made on /jp/

>>6592094
Why is anyone ronery? Don't your have your waifu to attend to?

Half these posts are sage and I expect most of them also reported the thread. Yet it's still here, nearly 3 hours later.

Why are so you easily trolled, /jp/, and where are the mods?

>>6592105
By your mention of half the posts being sage alongside your mention of reporting, I take it you don't know what sage actually does. And furthering that, I take it you aren't from /jp/. On top of that, you probably haven't even heard of nokosage before.

>>6592105
> and where are the mods?
Oh, you.

>>6592056

I hope you'll find your perfect partner someday, femanon. Someone who will respect your space and live life with you rather than for you. Don't settle for less!

>>6592105
Don't start. Seriously, why?

>>6592112
Is nokosage /jp/'s version of 4chan gold account? I've been told about this several times, I was even gullible enough to try it once. "nokosage" in the email field neither nokos nor sages, and besides, what exactly would be the POINT in that, besides perhaps being used by some sage bomber? You noko if you like the thread and want to stay in it. You sage it if you don't. They are mutually exclusive.

Now, would SHE be willing to give up everything from that normal life of her to be by my side of ultimate NEETdom? Would she be willing to do nothing but browse the Internet and play games with me, every day?
If not, then she wouldn't be worth it. And if she is, and actually plans on stopping doing what she likes just to stay by my side, she wouldn't be worth it either.

As for OP's question - if I have to give up on doing everything I like just to make someone happy, that means t's not worth it.

>>6592120
Oh wow, you literally RADIATE newfaggotry. Lurk the fuck more. Or better yet, get out of /jp/.

>>6592120
I can't even point out what's wrong with your post because it's all so horrible. We've been getting a lot of these posters from other boards trying to fix /jp/ by telling everyone off in shitty threads.

>>6592120
I can sage without having morons going all "BAWWW Y U SAGE MAH THRED ;_;".

Also,
>You sage it if you don't.
Of course not, sometimes I use sage just because I don't want to bump a thread that's already in the front page or if I say something that doesn't contribute and therefore isn't bump worthy.

>>6592120
>they are mutually exclusive
NiggaWHAT?!

>>6592120
0/10

>>6591987
>>6591991

mfw me and my bf do this shit

>>6592153
Faggot.

>>6592105

Newfriend from /a/ trying to fit in by telling people to get out, detected.

1.We don't report the thread because we lost our janitor and mods dont give a shit about /jp/.

2.Sage is not a sign of dissaproval.

3. Noko+sage redirects you to the thread without bumping it.

4. Go back to >>>/a/

I guess I'd go for it, yeah. It'd be nice for a change of pace.

>>6592120

>"nokosage" in the email field neither nokos nor sages,

It's "noko+sage," minus the quotation marks and comma, newfriend. Noko plus sage

>what exactly would be the POINT in that, besides perhaps being used by some sage bomber? You noko if you like the thread and want to stay in it. You sage it if you don't. They are mutually exclusive.

No, they are not. You noko a thread that you want to remain in, but you may not necessarily want to bump it, such as if you're image dumping or simply if you don't want to inundate the front page with threads you reply to

You need to lurk more, sir

>>6592120

9/10

I raged a little.

>148 posts and 11 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

So /jp/, I have a question for you.
A reasonably attractive female--let's say Saigyouji Yuyuko--wants your companionship. It doesn't matter how you meet (internet, random chance, etc.), but you have a little bit in common (she probably watches a little anime, plays a few games, but nothing excessive).

Now here's the question: Would you be willing to give up your current lifestyle to be with her? IE, get a job if you don't have one, partake in substantially less games/anime to spend time with her, etc? Would it be worth it?

Picture related.

I've been on /jp/ for a few years, I watch an average of 2 hours of anime a day, I play eroge when I feel like it and I've gotten to the point of perving on lolis IRL.
I'm currently dating a 21 year old who is about 1-2 feet shorter than me, had never even been kissed and absolutely doesn't mind ANY of my fetishes.

I'm going to marry this girl, even though she's 3D in my heart she'll always be 2D.

>>6592194
Nice job.
inb4shitstorm

>>6592190
It depends, would I learn to shoot pretty butterflies? Would I be able to flirt with the lovely gardener? Would she share some of her food with me?

>>6592194
How about you disregard women over the age of 11 and continue perving on little girls. Maybe you'll get lucky with one.

>>6592190

..Fuck. Yuyuko is too delicious to outright say no.. but I have my pride!

..maybe just for a little while

>>6592211
Yes. Yes. No.

>>6592190

Yes, absolutely, i could also molest Youmu.

>>6592190

Sounds excellent. I'd be moving to Gensokyo in no time.

This started as a ronery thread and then it turned into a "what /jp/ is really about" discussion and then into a Yuyuko thread.

Fastning.jpg

>>6592190
>Would you be willing to give up your life to be with her?
Fixed

Trying noko+sage because I'm a gullible idiot

>>6592428
Holy fuck it works, this is the best thing ever

>>6592443
Now be off and don't forget to tell all your friends on /b/.

>>6592449
Why so hostile?

>>6592457
Arr, I'm an angry nerd. Tremble before my PoFV high scores.

Your posts were pretty stupid, that's my only problem with you. You should lurk a bit more to avoid people on /jp/ reacting to you like this.

>>6592465
Yeah I guess I should've just deleted by posts, or tried testing it somewhere else. I was just excited to discover some new feature (as it's not mentioned in the FAQ). I'm a long time lurker, rarely post.

>>6592467
I was referring more to the "why so trolled /jp?" It's not even important if there are trolls in the thread if it's a topic worth talking about. I was curious about how people value their lifestyle as opposed to a more "normal" one.

>let's say around 18-20 years of age

lol

Anything under 30, possibly 40, is too young to be comitted to anything. Much less yourself.

It's not even a matter of lifestyle changing. I don't even play many games or watch much anime any more. No. This has happened a few times, and each time I've turned down those females.

>A reasonably attractive female-
>let's say around 18-20 years of age
Ahahaha. Make that around 8-10 years and I'll consider it.

>>6592173
nokosage works just fine