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6584805 No.6584805 [Reply] [Original]

>never leave the house
>order takeout every day
>brush my teeth once a week
>shower once a month
>haven't talked to a girl since school
>mfw i don't give a fuck and i'm living the dream

>> No.6584811

Would've been better coupled with EVERY DAY IS SUNDAY img.

>> No.6584809

But little girls are cute and say cute things. You should talk to them more often.

>> No.6584814

>>6584811

Well every day is Friday here.

>> No.6584816

It's Tuesday fucktard.

>> No.6584817

As a fellow bottle pisser I can't imagine not showering. It must feel disgusting.

>> No.6584812

>Greentext

GO BACK TO /v/

>> No.6584823

Go back to /v/ please. If you're going to drag all this shit in here you might as well keep it there. You sound disgusting too, what would your waifu think of you?

>> No.6584828

>>6584817

I have 5 2l bottles of piss in my room right now.

>> No.6584836
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6584836

>mfw fffffffffriday night on tuesday

>> No.6584852

>last friday
>went home back from school dance grinding on a bunch of girls for about 3 hours it was pretty epic had a boner for most of the night

>> No.6584853

>>6584852

whenever i get to grind girl usually i spend the next day fapping over it

>> No.6584860

>>6584852
>went home alone
>burst into treats

>> No.6584856

>>6584852
>>6584836

You can post without greentext, you know?

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6584870

>>6584856

>> No.6584871

>>6584856

>implying anyone wants to read non-greentext long ass prosed walls of text

>> No.6584877

>>6584860
are you a fucking piñata or something?

>> No.6584886

>>6584871
Finally someone with common sense

>> No.6584892

>>6584871
It's preferable to what you are doing.

>> No.6584893

>>6584871

implying you can't do the SAME STUPID SHIT WITHOUT GREENTEXT.

Now go back to /v/ retard.

>> No.6584895

>>6584886
Wow, you didn't type that in greentext. Amazing.

>> No.6584897
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6584897

>>6584893

>hurr durr /v/
>implying greentext isn't a defining feature of most 4chan boards
>mfw only you people get mad about it

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6584907

>>6584893
>confirmed for buttdevastated

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>>6584897

And all 4chan boards are huge pile of shit full of unfunny newfags, meme spouting retards and underage kids, /jp/ is one of the last places without that fucking faggotry.

Now go back to your shithole and post all the epic greentext, doubles and reaction image threads you want.

>> No.6584912

>read muv luv extra
>expect it to be shit
>turns out to be pretty funny

>> No.6584920

>>6584897

A "defining feature" for maybe the past year or so. Believe it or not, some of us have been here a little longer than that.

>> No.6584922
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6584922

>>6584914

>> No.6584925

>>6584897
Get back to /v/.

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6584935

>>6584914

>newfags
>underage
>faggotry
>complaining about memes
>my visage when

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6584939

>>6584920

>look at me i'm an oldfag

>> No.6584940

OOOHHhhh- /v/irgins are buttangry and devasmtasted that we don't want their shitty posts.

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6584946

>>6584920
>>6584920
>>6584922
>>6584925

>> No.6584950

>>6584828

I've got a few bottles of piss myself, but that's because I can't leave my room or my mom will know i've been drinking

>> No.6584952

>>6584940

look bro i don't even play video games, you could at least tell me to go back to r9k at least we're still wasting our time with that shit

>> No.6584959

>>6584946
Be from /v/.
Act stupid.

>> No.6584958

>>6584950

takes me back to the day where i got drunk alone in my room

feels good man

>> No.6584967
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6584967

>>6584935

Implying the words "underage" and "faggotry" are not common words.
Implying there is a reason at all to use greentext
mfw you are frustrated

>> No.6584970

>>6584967

duuuuude you are funny i am soooo not frustrated

>> No.6584971

>>6584914
>/jp/ is one of the last places without that fucking faggotry.

You really believe that, don't you...

Oh the naive.

>> No.6584973

>>6584959
>be from /jp/
>get butthurt

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6584985

>>6584959
Now with more laziness because getting Photoshop is too hard.

>> No.6584996

>>6584967
But you are using mfw, which is just as bad. Get back to /sp/.

>> No.6585005

I had to check to see if it was friday when I saw OPs image
I feel bad for doing so

>> No.6585006

>>6584985
It is. I can't install anything on the library computers, after all.

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6585079

>>6584914
>/jp/ is one of the last places without that fucking faggotry.
>my face

>> No.6585094

What an awful thread.

>> No.6585103

>>6584836
>>6584852
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>>6584897
>>6584907
>>6584922
>>6584935
>>6584939
>>6584946
>>6584971
>>6584973
>>6585079
Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded comments. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I have a feeling you’re a faggot hater who's fucking jelly because of our success. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll, like I give a fuck. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make comments like these. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

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