/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>6577126
>>6577164
>>6577186
That feel when you haven't left /jp/ for years and you don't know where that feel originated.

Well you know, nothing.

Really nothing at all

>>6577204
That feel when you're buttdevastated.

>>6577191
some dumb polish fucks translated their meme and started posting on krautchan's /int/. some /jp/ers apparently also lurk that board and brought it from there.

Hug tenderly

Look away from the mirror :3

lift her up by her ankles and carry her around upside down for a while

My niece loves it when I do that.

Pull down her shirt some more.

>>6577209
No it's actually a meme that was forced by a lonely Pole on the international section of a German imageboard which was made "popular" on /jp/ by German and American anons.

>>6577209
Your forced "meme" is on the same level as saten spam. Go post it on /b/, not here.

Try to pretend and be amazed but fail

lmao i can't get enough of this meme

>>6577214

Hug her of course!

Now if you said little boy, or more specifically little boy who looks like a girl, that would be a different story entirely...

Tell her that her socks are wrong.

>>6577211
Nice one!

Tell her to stop doing that, she might fall and get hurt.

>>6577245
But that's part of her cuteness!

Stop that! You might get hurt!

Ask my sister if she's ever going to learn to just walk upright.

Remind her it's time to take a bath and go to bed.

That's amazing kiddo. *goes back to reading paper*

I smile weakly/grin creepily from where I'm watching. Perhaps tell her, "Wow, that's really good."

"Whatever."

I think this version of her is much better.

>>6577352
you sick fuck

>>6577386

Meh, little girl being little. They do that kind of thing before they get yelled at for having vaginas.

Then when they get to college and find out it wasn't satans work after all they feel the need to make up for lost time.

>>6577386
Welcome in /jp/ Normalfag.

What is wrong with her socks?

>>6577386
>you sick fuck

>>6577417
She's a trend-setter.

Pairs like that will be selling in high-class department stores under designer labels for $45 a pair soon, just wait and see.

>>6577417
I think that's how she is. It's Yuuna from Baby Princess.

>>6577422
>>6577412

>>6577428

VN?

>>6577199

Laugh and applaud.

>>6577447
It's a novel. Soon to be made into an anime. It's about as old as Ore no Imouto novel.
19 sisters and their elder brother. Ranging from age 18 to 0. Yuuna is 8-years-old I think.

>>6577447
http://gs.dengeki.com/suteki/blog/

>>6577199
*pachipachipachi*

That's awesome little girl! Do it again!

>>6577199

"The hell are you doing? Did you finish your homework? Get off your damn head girl, I don't have time for this shit. You're not eating until you know your times tables. Tell Mom and Dad if you want, you can call right after you do your damn work. Fuck if your failing shit on my watch. Yeah yeah, you hate me, wonderful. Get to it, I'm not waiting for you."

>>6577698
What a jerk...

>>6577780
Sometimes an iron fist works.

>>6577698
That's about how I treat my sister. Only difference is that she's not cute and there is no dere side involved, it's pure hatred.

>>6577780

Say what you want but the girl went from failing 4th grade to getting straight As since she came to live with me, she doesn't dress like a whore anymore, she speaks proper English, no ones giving her large quantities of alcohol nightly so they can laugh at her while she stumbles around drunk and I don't have to be afraid my mother's going to try and sell her to someone for crack.

And she's the one who asked me if she could stay here. If she doesn't like it she can leave any damn time she pleases.

Picture related.

>>6577830
You're a good man, anon.

>>6577830
>4th grader getting drunk and wearing whorish clothes
Do you really think I'm gonna fall for that?

>>6577841
No, see >>6577780
I'm a jerk.

>>6577850
Do you really think I care?

>>6577850
I've seen worse and weirder.

>>6577854
A good man doesn't need to be kind.
You really seem to care for your sister.

"Dear lord, that flexibility, that grace. Young lady you could be a gymnast. No, you will not be a mere gymnast, but a great Olympian athlete! Fight your way to the Gold, and don't let anyone tell you that you can't! And when you've climbed the top and you're standing above the rest, spread your arms out and reach for the Andromeda!

NEVER STOP DREAMING KID!

>>6577850
I know /jp/ is filled with shut ins, so please stop commenting when you obviously have no idea what you're commenting about.

Wait what? Baby Princess is a novel? I thought it was a game like Sispri.

>>6577571
You gotta be kidding me. Of all the exploitive shit, that's probably the most gimmicky one yet.

Yell "Knock it off!" and throw my shot glass at the wall next to her.

>>6578271
Is that you, dad?

>>6577850
I had to work with students between 8 and 12 and they talked about lesbians, blowjobs, sex and stuff. I wouldn't be surprised about what he said.

>>6578043
I go out a lot you know. Stop thinking everyone is like you.

>>6577199
>See a cute little girl do that. What do you do?

continue watching her with my hands down my pants.

>>6578381
>I had to work with students between 8 and 12 and they talked about lesbians, blowjobs, sex and stuff. I wouldn't be surprised about what he said.

anti-pedos, still in denial that children dont know what sex is?

>>6577698
>Fuck if your failing shit on my watch.
>your failing
>your
>failing

nonowa

>>6580863

Get out.

Hmm... now what should "I" do in this situation...?

>>6581244
Oh my... the lights are turned off!

>>6581244
Thread saved.

>>6581248
[scream from a little girl]

She probably isn't doing it for me, so I would look around and see if her parents are present.

>>6581254

>>6581254
No more little girl

>>6581273
Now it is my turn to do... headstand!

Little girls doing headstands are the best.

I'd push her tempo, if you know what I mean.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGpkNPbSa2Q

I saw her pantsu, so I rape her

>>6581306
Now I don't, what does that mean?

>>6581244
>>6581248
>>6581254
>>6581273
>>6581279
Mugen, no!

>>6577199
Take responsibility.

Clap and go "Yay!" in the hopes I can make her laugh with adorably embarrassed pride.

>>6581273
Maybe she was in the ovulation?

>>6581244
Shouldn't you be raping her instead?

>>6581435
No he popped her cherry which explains all the blood. The stab is the noise made as his penis stabs straight into her tiny vagina and blow away her virginity. She is obviously offscreen, naked, crying.

>>6581484
And the fact that she said "no more little girl" meant she is now a woman.

>>6577214
I daww'd

>>6581602
I don't think you should. He is probably putting his hands in unamable area of her body.

>>6581773
loli-bowling style.

>>6581791
Yes. Fingering her pussy. What a pedo.

>>6582110
welcome to /jp/; I see this is your first time.

>>6581773
Her ankles?

>>6582132
No I was being sarcastic.

>>6577199
Smile, possibly chuckle. Then walk away and continue being fat myself.

Yeah, I'm easily amused.

>>6582511
She isn't fat.

>>6582551
I don't think he said she was fat.

>>6582781
>being fat myself

That suggests that she is also fat.

>>6582786
What the hell are you smoking?

>>6582889
I think I follow him. "Being fat myself, I know what it's like to..." This kind of sentence suggests that another party is fat. Otherwise it would just be, "Being fat, I know what it's like to..."

>>6581773

Her ankles? I'm pretty sure that's not a social taboo yet.

I mean, forget picking her up from under the arms or something, because that puts your hands entirely too close to her chest and you're sure to arrested - but I think the ankles are still ok for now.

>>6582982
You sound like a pedo trying to touch little girls without getting arrested... Oh wait we're in /jp/ I almost forgot!

>>6583100

Put it this way, where I live a father was kept overnight at the cops because he was carrying his daughter around under his arm (playing with her, and she was enjoying it) - and some old lady got offended.

Man, anyone have the loli bowling ball image?

>>6584059
He should have sued for false imprisonment.

>>6584562
That's not what "false imprisonment" is at all.

>>6584562

I don't think that would be fall imprisonment - the police here are allowed to hold you for a certain amount of time anyway, even without a reason.

Last I heard, they'd dropped the child abuse charges they were planning to bring against him because he agreed to have a social worker visit twice a month for a year.

>>6584569
Touching a girl's chest accidentally when you are carrying her is not a crime. Since there was no crime, he should not have been held at all.

>>6584611
It makes me wonder, do they think parents don't bathe their children? The girl was 3, if I remember correctly.

I'm still waiting for a female to get arrested for sexual contact with a minor because she's breast feeding. We're not far off.

>>6584341
There you go, 3 seconds in google.

>>6584634
women never harm or molest children.
Only filthy men. Men should never have contact with children. Ever.

>>6584745
This is what normalfags actually believe.

>>6584710
Would totally play this game.