/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I HAVENT met nitori yet but i keep tyring and hopfully w will meet one day

wish me luck my friends

This thread is crap and gay and retarded.

>>6576322
I hope you get cancer and live with it for a thousand years.

Me and Marisa take it easy every day, doing whatever the hell we feel like doing.

like stealing your girl's books

>>6576358

oh man you are 1 jealous motherfucker

Sometimes she gets upset with me because I can't keep up, but when she's not flying around getting exaggerated headlines for her newspaper, she lets me preen her feathers and read her notebook while she eats the food I make for her. Momiji sometimes visits, but she tends to feel a little out of place and a tad jealous. Someone love Momiji so we can go out on double-dates!

Life with Yukari feels like sucking a bowling ball through a hose.

;_;

Hot, violent youkai sex. All day erryday.

Lots and lots of spinning.

Chillin in the treehouse, gettin in the Miko's grill, shootin b-ball with Cirno and Daiyousei.

feels like sending OP and all the jews niggers and faggots on /jp/ to hell

drinking and doing drugs with guess who

>>6576568
Patchy could never finish the last book she was reading because Marisa borrowed it.

Eating a lot of meat.

Similar to OP. My waifu and I would research and read all day in that comfy library, drinking tea. Also, I'll go ahead and put forward that we'd study magic, and I could be a wizard ^_^

>>6576564
If.. we know what you mean?

Go to the gun range from time to time. Read books, play games, maybe just hang out and do whatever.

Probably getting bitten constantly, getting my fate manipulated to some devious end and otherwise enjoying the company of the Scarlet Devil.

Extremely aggressive sex and alcohol. Every other day if not everyday.

Bear hugging,scratching,biting,hairpulling etc etc. The whole nine yards.

>>6576629
I'd put on my robe and wizard hat for Pacthy.

>>6576629
>He's waiting to enter Gensokyo before becoming a wizard.

Mathemagician here. You are smalltime.

She teaches me a bit about sword-fighting, and we usually have a couple of practice matches every day.
Wooden swords, of course.

She doesn't mind me going all out, and I think it's more fun that way even though I'll probably never land a hit on her.

When it's dark we usually spend time cooking together, and after dinner we cuddle on the couch after taking a bath together. She's so soft and all warm after the bath.
Even though I'm the bigger of us and the main planner behind the outdoor hot-tub (which is awesome during winter nights with a clear sky because I cut down a lot of the trees on that side of our house in the forest) she still helped out a great deal carrying a lot of building materials since it was "good physical exercise", as she said.
I don't know if she needs that kind of exercise, but I didn't ask her about it since I think it's cute that she wants to help me with my projects.

Why can't I just live in the forest with my perfect half-ghost girlfriend?;_;

I don't want to be her boyfriend, but I do want to give Rumia a warm place to sleep and teach her right from wrong. Most of the time I won't even see her, but I'll welcome her home when I do and tuck her in at night.

>>6576644
>scratching, biting, hairpulling
Impossible. If she weren't holding back you would die and if she's holding back there's not really a point.

>>6576672

I'd be the one biting,scratching and hairpulling. If I die before cumming everything would have been in vain.

>>6576672
Holding back is always an important part of rough sex. She just has to hold back more than a human does.

>>6576672
Not the anon you quoted but,
Gensokyo humans are pushovers. Those are the ones that have any actual accounts of the strength on an Oni. I'm positive they're not that strong.

>>6576651
smoke and mirrors is smalltime

Lightning bolt, bitch.

>>6576667
Hitler will kill you if he finds out you want to take his waifu

>>6576695
What you think doesn't matter much. You're just a statistic, and what everyone thinks is what determines the oni's strength.

>>6576701
I'll kill him first for wanting to fuck my daughter.

>>6576695
We're talking about someone who blew up the moon just because she was annoyed. Anybody who can blow up the moon on a whim counts as strong in my book.

>>6576698
Not really smoke and mirrors. Would you concede that Marisa's master spark is magic? It is labeled as such in every game. Marisa uses her mini Hakkero to launch the master spark.

How is that different in anyway from a small reactor that could be built by engineers and physicists? (both fields heavily entrenched in mathematics mind you)

Electricity in itself is not inherently hard to control either. Parallel batteries shorting all outputs into a long low resistance wire and I just killed you with a "lightning bolt"

Telling myself these things is how I cope with my horribly bland and depressing life.

Wouldn't be a relationship, but having Meiling as a sister would be so cash. She'd teach me some of her badass fighting techniques and I'd probably chill with the EoSD cast.

>>6576739
As long as it's not stage tricks, it's legit. I'm a physics major, so naturally I appreciate the sort of stuff you were talking about.

But I would still rather be able to conjure elemental magic.

>>6576701
Stop jerking off retarded tripfags.

Tripped face all weekend

>>6576739
I would pay a lot of money for a electro-glove.

Shooting lightning from my fingers, has been my dream all my life.

>>6576773
You could always make yourself Pikashoes.

>>6576785
http://afrotechmods.com/cheap/negativeiongenerator/pikashoe7.htm

Less..oomph that I would wish but, worth a shot.

>>6576773
Air is used an an insulator in many capacitors. So you'll be throwing out a lot of energy trying to get even a little spark of electricity to show. Closest you'll get is a tazer.

You could always find a type of gas with plenty of free floating electrons to conduct through though, then it might look like you're shooting lightning out of your hands, when its just gas, but then you'd have all these gassy circuits happening all over the place and it would dissolve into one big spray of static.

So yeah just get a tazer.

>>6576750
A combination of the two would be the best, as in magic derived from/referencing common physical phenomena. Having supernatural mastery over any law of physics has some nice uses after all, Sunny's power for example can be used for blasting away with lasers, turning invisible, blinding people or even making solar sails.

In that vein, I want to be the fairy of magnetars. I'd have "wings" made of iron dust imitating magnetic field lines (which would harm more than help since fey are weak to meteoric iron and I'd be hurt if I touch my own wings) and try to fend off people with hopelessly inefficient imitations of soft gamma bursts, starquakes and orbital distortions.

Spend each day as her pet, doing my best to make her happy in exchange for her love.

During periods where she sleeps for months, I'd learn how to cook from Ran so I could surprise Yukari with a meal I made all by myself when she woke up.

SQUATZ AND OATZ ALL DAY. Peace, tranquility and meditation for the rest of the evening.

I invite her over every now and then.

Thinking about this realistically, I don't think my liver can take that much liquor.

And then we smoked all the weed.

All of it.

>Man, I'm so high that girl looks like Reimu.

>That -is- Reimu, Mima.

I'd give her the old cock and balls every once and a while, then never call her and forget her birthday

BGM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYOhPfgd7g4

Mission objective: Survive.

We go to /jp/ and make QUALITY THREADS all day.

FUCK YUYU ERRYDAY.

THREEWAY YOUMU ON OCCASION.

ORGY WITH YUKARI/RAN/CHEN ON OCCASION.

I would live in the human village and go to Dr. Yagokoro's clinic with my medical complaints. Gensokyo being stuck in the 19th century, I'd eventually come down with some kind of illness that could only be treated by Eirin removing my shirt and putting leeches all over my body. While I slowly recovered from the bleeding I would charm Eirin with my clever wit and high pain threshold and we'd live happily afterwards at Eientei (assuming I assent to be her test subject now and again.)

We will go to freeze some frogs, maybe snowball fight. I'll show to use another weapons. Maybe I'll open a fish shop (I love fishing) and I will teach her how to use her body to give me pleasure.

>>6576576

Destroyer, I like you, you have good taste.

>>6576559
I coudl try but chances are I would not win her heart, Don't get me wrong, I woudl absolutely smother her to death with love buuut a person liek me is one who woudl be best to stay away from anything related to love

>>6577203
>I will teach her how to use her body to give me pleasure.
Don't you dare touch my daughter, you sick bastard.

Fly through the sky all day, fever all night.

Alice and I would probably spend time together inside the house during the afternoon and night; at morning I'd go to work and she'd work on her dolls. Given that she's kind of a loner, perhaps I would take her out somewhere every now and then.

burn things

>>6577331
Inb4 Rommel.

I would enjoy drinking and talking with her. If she let me, I would like to brush her hair.

>>6577365
Flandre doesn't burn things. She crushes their very essences in the palm of her hand. Are you man enough to keep up with her, crush for crush?

>>6576666
Sweet dreams~

>>6577372
I never really liked that roleplay story the folks around here and /b/ came up with.

Speaking of which, I haven't seen one of those threads in quite some time.

Reality time!

I'd lay in my bed in a fetus position, tryign to keep warm under my blanket. I'd stare at the wall evry night, and imagine Keine being in the bed with me, as we both embrace eachpther tightly and try to stay warm. She woudl be smiling with the most beautifull smile I woudl ever see, and we woudl excahnge words of love.

Then I'd wake up in the morning, facing the wall, feelign cold, ready to start anothert day so I mgiht return back to my fantasies in the late evening and night

That wasn't /b/ that came up with that. It all came to be when some dude posted some touhou-WWII shops and some dudes thought it would be funny and made a roleplay out of it.

I didn't care for it too much, but at least they were mostly in a single thread at a time and didn't spam.

>>6577392

Burning, crushing, things get destroyed either way so it's all good
at least until I'm all that's left

>>6577444
>feeling cold
Get more blankets you idiot.

I would let her build a robot tofuck me.

I would write up a long story about how Momiji would be my cute pet, always happy to let me dote on her, and very loving, but I'm just going to skip ahead to the part where I say I'll feed her chocolate.
Most autistic thread on 4chan all day.

>>6577456
You forgot your Shirou.jpg

Go hiking in a forest.
Fuck like rabbits.
Go to the zoo and make fun of the stupid animals that got captured.
Fuck like rabbits.
Watch a movie on the couch.
Fuck like rabbits.
Play some Wii sports.
Fuck like rabbits.
Go to bed in each other's arms.
Fuck like rabbits.
Sleep some more.

Study in Professor EX's School for Gifted Youngsters.
Learn about using my powers so that youkai and humans can live together in harmony.
Alarm sounds, MagNEETo is attacking the village.
Hear her cry 'To me, my EX-men!'
We put up a good fight but lose.
The Phoenix shows up to fight, and Professor EX uses her powers to probe MagNEETo's hidden depths.
'NOOOOOOO....GET OUT OF MY ASS, KEINE!!!!!!'
She runs off, and we celebrate our victory by going out for ice-cream.
I get Rocky Road.
Professor EX is the best teacher ever!

­­QUALITY THREAD

>>6577503
I see one problem with your plan.

You are not a rabbit.

>>6577562
Well done.

>>6577578
Eirin has a pill for that. Eirin has a pill for everything.

China and knifemaid have sex.
I watch from the ceiling...
fapping

>>6577610
are you a spider youkai?

I know that she loves Aya.

But nothing will ever come of that.

She cries a lot and barely eats anything.

The poor girl's really depressed...

I listen to her problems, and make sure she doesn't kill herself.

She also lets me fuck her.

There's no love in it for her, of course. Pure pleasure.

It's the only time she forgets about Aya, about the rest of the world. The only time her eyes don't look as empty and soulless.

I guess this much is fine. Even if she doesn't love me, at least I can take care of her like this.

>>6577652
ceiling yokuai is watching you masturbate
>>6577610
I have to make this into a Haiku now...

>>6577653
Hatate? LIke Aya? Fuck no, she hates the bitch.

>>6577653
What a wonderful thought.

China and knifemaid
make love all through the long night
watch from the bushes...

>>6577562
oh god, I almost pissed myself laughing

>>6577677
I wish Sakuya and Meling were my mommies.
IF THEY WERE THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE.

>>6576318
>Describe life with your Touhou girlfriend.
I don't think so.

>>6577731
More gay?

In a good way

>>6577731
This thread is now about what if two Touhou characters were your parents. Nah, I wish.

>>6576667
Exact same thing I want to do with her, bro. She's so beautiful.

It's alright if I won't be able to have a relationship with her, but being best friends is fine. We'd play with other Youkai/fairies, I would cook food for her, we'd play with the shrine maiden... the list goes on. Then she'd take me to a trip around Gensokyo, floating around without knowing where we're going. Oh, the places we'll go! From outside her dark field, people can see that it's shaped like a heart.

If only... ;_;

>>6577764
I teared up a little. I can only hope that Rumia day gets more wonderful posts like this.

>>6577764
>>6577787
I have some bad news for you.

>>6577796
Not my Rumia!

>>6577811
If Rumia asked if she could eat you not that way, would you let her?

>>6577811
Isn't fanon fun?

>>6577731
Sakuya is strict but she always cooks wonderful lunches and worries over you when you're sick.
Meling is a lazy big sister but she teaches you martial arts and goes fun places with you.
The two of them love you very much and they are proud of you no matter what.

>>6577815
Psh. I've twisted canon around my little finger. It can't deny me my Rumia.

I'd really prefer to have this discussion tomorrow, though.
>>6577814
Same to you.

>>6577832
That sounds suspiciously like having Shikieiki and Komachi for parents.

>>6577835
I would ask her to wait for a few years. She's got time, right?

I cannot accurately describe life with her as my girlfriend.

Let her read my mind.

Go from there

>>6577562

EX gon give it to ya

We would play Soku every day and I'd win because she's not very good at video games. That's okay though, it'd be nice having her around.

>>6577898
You think she'll accept you just like that? She'd probably ask Koishi to slap a subconscious repulsion on you.

Just chillin', talking about stuff like nuclear physics. You know, the usual genius stuffs.

>>6577796
I know she'll most likely eat me because she thinks "attacking humans is a youkai's job", but I'm alright with that. The last things I'll say during those seconds between her lunging at me and gnawing my head off is "I love you Rumia". I just want her to know how I feel about her. I've already turned down a 3d girl who wanted to go out with me because of her. I'm actually trying to learn how to sew to make a doll of her, but the progress is pretty bad. I'm trying to draw her too, though I'm terrible at drawing. I know how to play "Apparitions Stalk the Night" on the piano, still learning it on the violin. That ended up being long, apologies.

>>6577787
It's actually Rumia day here in where I live, so I'm celebrating early, I suppose?

>>6577959
I'm pretty sure that "attacking humans is a youkai's job" comment is the result of some lucky bastard carefully and repeatedly explaining the spellcard rules to Rumia. She was probably content to just wander around before that, maybe eat someone if they get hilariously unlucky by bumping into her.

>>6577959
>I'm actually trying to learn how to sew to make a doll of her, but the progress is pretty bad. I'm trying to draw her too, though I'm terrible at drawing.
stay classy

>>6578095
Classy guy, do you intend it as a compliment, or an insult, or what?

>>6577959
>I'm actually trying to learn how to sew to make a doll of her
Oh, I'm interested in dollmaking too. Mind if I ask you if you know any good internet sources for learning about it?

>>6578127
I always say "stay classy" as a compliment. Dead serious.

Exterminatin troublesome youkai all day
Cleaning up the shrine
Drinking tea together
Watching her danmaku with Marisa over pointless arguments
Fap constantly because Mikos have to stay 'pure'

>>6578149
Internet? Don't know any, unfortunately. Real life? My grandmother and my cousin.

>>6578169
It is not what goes into her what makes her impure, but what comes out of her.

>>6578169
Reading a book. Yeah. Real troublesome.

>>6578183
So she can't urinate and defecate?

>>6578186
Reclaiming stolen property from obviously malicious youkai.

I bet you're a Marisa lover, aren't you?

Early morning. Wake up and make breakfast. We eat and she masturbates immediately after done.
Take a bath and get dressed. Tend to the plants. Watch her punish/play with that bug youkai.
Go flower watching. Watch her punish/play anyone who objects to it.
Return home and make dinner. She masturbates again.
Tend to the flowers some more. Drink tea. She masturbates once again.
Sleep after she rapes me.

>>6578149
I recommend looking into crocheting.
I think making anime dolls is called amigurumi.

>>6578179
Have you told her that you want to learn so you can make a doll of your favorite cartoon?

>>6577959
>ve already turned down a 3d girl who wanted to go out with me because of her.

haha oh wow.mpeg

>>6578206
getoutof.jp.g

>>6578200
Yes, kind of embarrassing. My grandmother was cool with it because finding out that her grandson wants to learn how to make dolls probably makes her happy. I never told my cousin it was "for some cartoon girl", but she happily said, "I hope you'll make a doll of your girlfriend someday!".

We read books beforre attending Gensokyo's book club (founding members) and reading even more books.

>>6578279
Your devotion is truly admirable.

>>6578279
A man acting on his love for his waifu. Truly heartwarming.

Rumia sucks ugly aids dicks.

>>6578169Mikos have to stay 'pure'

>>6577610

>knifemaid

I lol'd hysterically. I've never heard this before, but feel like I should have.

>>6578307
ah scandaroon, it's been long
still got those hemorrhoids?

>>6578309
>anime

>>6578309
On a side note: Sora route already started? If not, when and which episode number. I'm going to watch her route in the shitty anime and read the shitty eroge just for that.

One day she shows up and tells me I'm her boyfriend.

This is, naturally, the first I've heard of this.

COMMENCE HIJINKS

>>6578368
Your life is a harem anime? Enjoy your Team 9 harem.

She tells me that she can fly and shoot a lot of magical bullets now. Nothing changes.

>>6578379

Actually, one of my friends literally has LIVED in a team 9 harem anime. He seems to constantly attract very pushy, younger, annoying girls. They're typically gorgeous, and so annoying that he cannot. fucking. stand them.

It's hilarious, really.

What a fucking horrible thread. Fuck you all.

>>6578340
Visual Novel first. Are you against Higurashi and Umineko?

>>6578344
Sora route is episodes 1, 7, 10, 11, 12. Episode 10 airs tonight.

>>6578416

So I'm new to /jp/, and I see a lot of these comments. So I'm just wondering, what fucking counts as a GOOD thread in this shithole? Just curious. Because I don't think I've seen a single one yet.

What's the fucking point of this board, anyway? Besides posting links to "idols" which seems to be wapanese for "softcore porn."

>>6578478
Right now there are no good threads on /jp/ because it's been a fucking wasteland for a week or so now.

>>6578462
Which fansub is good? I want the one with least weeabooish such as -chan -san -kun, japanese words and notes.

The fansubbers I usually follow are not translating the show for obvious reasons.

>>6578516
UTW-Ryuumaru is fine.

>>6577653
What's up with all this depressed Hatate art?

We went to the movieees.

>>6578619
She's a hikki. And it's funny to have polar opposite interpretations or something.

I like this thread.

>>6578478
He's just an assdevastated dickweedle. This is a quality thread.

>>6578714
No he isn't. And this is a QUALITY THREAD like already stated.

>>6578619
I don't know but I wish there was even more.

BWAHH WE R SO RONERY ;_;

>>6578837
This thread is proof enough no one is ronery. Cant you see all of the anons and their waifu adventures?

>>6578837
Your trolling act is starting to look like a broken record. Spamming low-tier insults, not so good.

My life would be complete the day humanity invent virtual reality and someone make a Gensokyo mod for it.

>>6578194
She only masturbates after pancakes.

>>6578914
Always "someone", "someone". Why don't you try to chase your dreams and make them come true for a change?

>>6578914
too bad only penniless neets would want it

>>6578932
Sigh.. I told you your trolling is starting to look like a broken record.

>>6578939
>>6578837
Not samefag, oh mighty troll hunter.

>>6578947
Shut up you samefag troll.

>>6578960
Whatever, if you won't believe it then fine. Fag.

>>6578991
Nice late response fag.

I would fuck Letty's frigid vagina if she was my girlfriend. Then my penis would be stuck inside of her vagina because of her cold vaginal fluids freezing my penis to her vagina. We would be stuck together forever. I wouldn't mind, but only because it was her.

heh, My Touhou girlfriend is real, i get Gapped by her all the time :D she's a Yukari cosplayer and im a wriggle crossdresser

>>6579078
She'd break it right off of you and get away.

>>6579208
Requesting pics immediately

>>6580483
>Wishes to see someones ugly ass girlfriend cosplaying perfection

3DPD and reported.