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You wake up and realize you're Tenshi

what do?

>> No.6574448

Visit Route 66 and eat a corndog.

>> No.6574449

[x] Masturbate.
Can't think for anything else for a while.

>> No.6574450

Visit Route 66 and eat a corndog.

>> No.6574452

>>6574449
Second, but in front of a mirror

>> No.6574457

I kill the OP for making another one of these shitty threads

>> No.6574458

Eat my hat.

>> No.6574460

fucking captcha....

>> No.6574461
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full speed to the nearest amerifat store

>> No.6574462

play with clitoris

>> No.6574464
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6574464

run home and cry to Iku

>> No.6574465

Go about my day normally.
Tell people I've effectively taken the place of the guy who was usually there.

I might jump in the lake, but it's frozen, so maybe not.

>> No.6574466

>>6574449
This and afterwards lay an egg, and record it.

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>>6574457

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>> No.6574485
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>>6574470

>> No.6574487

All that would change is I lose my tits and my hair grows out and turns blue.

I guess not much different...?

>> No.6574490

But if I'm Tenshi, then where did Tenshi go?

>> No.6574492
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6574492

Take a dump

>> No.6574495

>>6574490
SHE'S IS YOU!

Not that anyone notices I mean you already acted like a retarded girl anyway.

>> No.6574497

>>6574490
And where did your usual self go?

This shit is getting DEEP, yo.

>> No.6574499

I dunno, wreck a shrine or two?

>> No.6574500

go back to sleep, try again for someone good this time, maybe punch myself in the face a few times first.

>> No.6574501
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6574501

Hit Route 66 with my best friend Hina.

>> No.6574506

Start a peach store.

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>>6574501
Hina has no friend

>> No.6574514

Visit Route 66 and eat a corndog.

>> No.6574523

>wake up and you're Tenshi.
I roll over and start pestering Yukari-onee-sama.
If you don't act spoiled she'll stay in bed all day.
We have date plans in New York today.
Including corn dogs at lunch.

>> No.6574524

>>6574510
That's why I'm Tenshi, I can become Hina's friend! Then we can enjoy our life on the road eating corndogs.

>> No.6574526

>>6574523
doujinshi where?

>> No.6574535

Go to Comiket and charge for photos.

>> No.6574547
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6574547

make some earthquakews for shit and giggles.

>> No.6574562

Troll some mortals, what else?

>> No.6574568

Go to my school, talk to nerds and pretend i'm in love them, then humiliate them. I have always wanted to do that

>> No.6574590
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6574590

realize how overpowered i am

>> No.6574595
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>>6574526
See TEDDY PLAZA for many Yukari x Tenshi x New York works.

>> No.6574604

>>6574595
But do they have corndogs? That's the important part.

>> No.6574608

[x] Masturbate in front of mirror.
[x] Find nice otaku guy and settle down.

>> No.6574621

Track down all of my exes and fuck their boyfriends.

>> No.6574625

>>6574568
What like get a nerd over your house and get him to undress thinking he is about to get laid then have all your friends walk in on him?

>> No.6574632

>>6574621
Thats pretty gay.

>> No.6574639
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6574639

This may not be as bad as it would sound.

>> No.6574642

Masturbate with a corndog.

>> No.6574648

>>6574625
If she undresses herself thats all the consent I'd need.

Fuck do I care if people are watching.

>> No.6574649

>>6574639
>implying it would sound bad

Really, now?

>> No.6574651

Visit a corndog and eat Route 66.

>> No.6574652

Go to Reimu and tell her that Yukari's fucking around again.

God damn it Yukari.

>> No.6574665

I'd go make out with Iku.

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>>6574501
>hina_miracledog.jpg
>same filename every time

>> No.6574702
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6574702

Take pictures of myself, post them on /jp/, smash F5 and smile a little wider every time someone tells me that I'm 3DPD or an ugly Western hambeast ruining their precious Touhou by not being a perfect Japanese cosplayer.

>> No.6574728

>>6574702
Kilga, is MotK still a thing? I accidentaly abandoned it for a while but plan on going back soon-ish

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>>6574728

How do you accidentally abandon a website?

It's still around, if that's what you mean, and certainly better than it used to be (posting this on /jp/? ohboyherewego.jpg). The spam forum is the spam forum and I offer no defense for it, but we actually have something productive in the form of a danmakufu forum.

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6574763

Miles?

Miles, is that you?

I miss miles...

>> No.6574765

>>6574754
Not gonna lie, that danmakufu forum is pretty excellent.
Granted, I only went to the three threads that were pertinent to what I was trying to do, but still, if it wasn't there those threads wouldn't be there.

>> No.6574768

I'd eat my own peaches.

>> No.6574773

>>6574768
Quite the gymnast, I see.

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>>6574649

If only the fuzzy pink pajamas is included, it's bound to get good eventually.

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>>6574464
Iku hates Tenshi with every fever of her being.

>> No.6574841

make an earthquake and sink japan

>> No.6574842

>>6574810
Fuzzy pink Pajamas are easily acquired.

Why jump through all the other hoops.

>> No.6574844

>>6574810
If you love fuzzy pink pajamas so much, why don't you buy a pair?

>> No.6574847

>>6574814
>fever
...fiber?

>> No.6574850

>>6574444
be happy that Im gensokyo and go and ask Yukari to gap corndogs there.

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>>6574847
Yes, but this is Iku we're talking about. So it's fever.

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>>6574842

Either acquire fuzzy pink pajamas by own effort, and skip jumping through the hoops. Or get launched unwillingly through all hoops and receive fuzzy pink pajamas automatically.
I guess it's up to personal preference which is more alluring.

... and never quite got the impression Iku hates Tenshi. Or that she has any other feelings about her either.

>> No.6574885

Get naked and find a mirror.

>> No.6574888
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>>6574877
I got the impression that Iku hates putting up with Tenshi's shit, but she's normally too restrained to do anything about it. There's definitely no love lost.

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>>6574885

Can't you just look down?

>> No.6574892
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>>6574877
Their relationship is quite complicated in fanon. Iku avoids the death penalty many times by reading the mood beforehand.

>> No.6574895

>>6574891

Well, I plan to be at this for a while and I'd rather not get a neck cramp if it can be helped...

>> No.6574900
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>>6574891

Everyone looks like a paleolithic Venus from that angle.

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>>6574888
Iku puts up with Tenshi because she is adorable.

>> No.6574907
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>>6574892

Hmm... figures. Quite a bit off from the limited canon, where their only real interaction is Iku being the herald of disaster and Tenshi being the disaster.

Got classes coming up, so good... day, /jp/?

>> No.6574909

>>6574877
>Or that she has any other feelings about her either.
That's where fanon comes in.

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>> No.6574916
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I like them as a cute couple myself.

But I like most of my pairings as cute couples.

>> No.6574917

>>6574909
Terrible fanon. Iku isn't allowed to have feelings for anyone!

>> No.6574929

>>6574912
My brain keeps blending that with Gundam launching

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6574932

I forgot about this picture.

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>>6574932

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>>6574937
I spend 10 minutes looking for a picture and someone else posts it first. I am an idiot.

>> No.6574956

>>6574945
Stockholm syndrome: the game?

>> No.6574958
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>> No.6574959

I can finally be masochist without being laughed at for being a guy.

Masturbate, and then ask someone to hurt me.

>> No.6574966

>>6574959
>laughed at
Really?

>> No.6574969

>>6574959
Do people really laugh at masochistic men?

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>>6574951

Happens to me all the time.

>> No.6575012

>>6574959
>I can finally be masochist without being laughed at for being a guy.
>>6574969
>Do people really laugh at masochistic men?
>>6574992
>Happens to me all the time.

>> No.6575026

>>6574959
Wouldn't being laughed at be a good thing for a masochist?

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>> No.6575046

>>6575026
I'm more physical than mentle, and having fat neckbeards laughing at you isn't the most erotic thing.

>> No.6575058

>>6575046
>mentle
....

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>>6574945

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>> No.6575123

>>6575106
What a waste of a cigarrete

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>>6575027
One can never have too much giselebon.

There's so much untranslated, alas.

>> No.6575158

>>6575132

Check Danbooru. The two posted in the thread are translated.

>> No.6575174 [DELETED] 

>>6575158
Count again.

>> No.6575176

>>6575158
You missed one. But even so, there's a lot more besides what's been posted here.

>> No.6575195

>>6574444
That pic makes me want to diaper her.

>> No.6575263

Rape Iku, what else.

>> No.6575282

>>6575263
>implying Tenshi is capable of raping Iku

>> No.6575298

>>6575282
I believe it to be true, therefore it is true.

>> No.6575306

>>6575298
Exactly. Hold on to that.

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>> No.6575322

>>6574470
INFINITE LOOP

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>> No.6575809

Obliterate the internet once and for all.

>> No.6576776

>>6574590
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M GONNA NEED SOME SAUCE FOR THIS

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6576782

scum

>> No.6576786

>>6576776
Really? Touhou Labyrinth

>> No.6576793

Make wings grow of your back so you can really be called Tenshi.

>> No.6576799

>>6576786
where can i play or download it?

>> No.6576811

What? Why am I Tenshi? Is Tenshi waking up somewhere and realizing she's me? That must be terrifying.

>> No.6576819

>>6576799
4th entry on Touhou Labyrinth in google.
http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=torrentinfo&tid=102480

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>mfw Tenshi means Angel

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>>6576793
はぁ…天子ちゃんマジてんこ

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6576855

Eat a peach. Take the seed and plant it in between my legs. Rape touhous with sapling.

>> No.6576865

Beg Mistress Yuka to hurt me.

>> No.6576885

>>6574444
Enjoy the fact that my body now reacts to pain as pleasure.

>> No.6576893

>>6576855
I cant stop laughing at that face. Whats with the eyebrows?

>> No.6576915

1. Realize that I have become a Black Touhou. A Nigghou.

2. Eat some peaches and chickuns.

3. Take pictures of my bald loli pussy and post them on /jp/ with an invitation to work it
over with a paddle.

>> No.6576940

Realise I'm stuck in a walfas flash where I walk back and forth while people throw random items at me.
Then later see how high I can jump.

>> No.6577512

Q­UALITY THREAD

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