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Get filthy drunk before the interview

They probably won't examine you with an actual psychiatrist, they'll use a psychometric test.

Psychometric tests are easy as fuck to play, just google it. Then skew your results however you want to appear to an employer.

>>6569890
I see, thanks. apologies for the blogshit btw

What the fuck kind of job is this?

>>6569886

As opposed to a social loser?

99% of those tests are extremely easy to cheat on, since the questions are almost every time quite obvious.
Pretty much the only way to fail would if you got a disorder that manifests itself in your behavior involuntarily, AND they have an actual psychiatrist to notice that - but as >>6569890
said, they won't.
Unless you're either stupid or its against your religion to lie, or something like that, you won't have any problems.
Good luck.

>>6569919
Trading company. Parents pulled some strings so the interviewer will go easy on me, but I won't be hired if they notice there's something wrong with me. I need to give them the impression I can work in teams and maybe even lead people. They can't notice I have autism or OCD or any other disorder.

They just use it as an excuse to not hire you if they don't like you, but can't think of a better reason than "this fuck is a loser."

"I'm sorry, your psych profile doesn't seem compatible with the environment of our company...."

>>6569958

You're being hired into a financial investment company with no prior experience based on a referal from your mom and dad in a position in which you'll be ordering other people around?

I'm sure glad I don't have any money in mutual funds right now.

Don't worry they probably won't ask if you want to touch little girls.

> The problem is that they will examine me
Shitty company, offer your service elsewhere.

>>6569981
I'm not going to be ordering anyone around... I simply mentioned leadership because I think it's an ability that interviewers usually look for. It would be great if I could give them the impression that I'm very assertive and confident.

>>6570014
>he thinks people want to hire people who will end up being promoted to their position
No. They want retards who will follow orders and stay in the same job for life. If you're intelligent or assertive you need to hide your power level, so to speak, otherwise you won't be able to get a job anywhere.

>>6570079
Is this true? No wonder I haven't gotten a job for months.

I was thinking of doing the same thing OP, being an anti-social loser is pretty boring. I want to fuck some hipster guys and get smashed at a bar. I want to donate money to charity. I freeze my ass off in the Himalayas.

Bye /jp/, I'll never forget you.

It's simple: learn to lie with a straight face.

>>6570103
>guys

Faggot.