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6569687 No.6569687 [Reply] [Original]

Where are you going to hide your dakimakura and figurines when your government will start putting you all into FEMA camps, Americans?

>> No.6569691

>implying FEMA camps

No.

>> No.6569695

I'll defend them with the guns granted to me by the 2nd amendment

>> No.6569696

>GUBERMINT
Stopped reading there.

>> No.6569714

No worries, I'll deal with Walton Simons.

>> No.6569720

Bring it, bitch

>> No.6569733
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6569733

They'll have to go through my SKS and several hectares of pristine alpine woodland infested with grizzlys to find them

>> No.6569736

>FEMA

My body is augmented.

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>>6569714
Just in case, though, we're police.

>> No.6569750

>>6569745
Stick with the prod

>> No.6569759
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>>6569750
You're beginning to exceed your clearance. What are you, Angel/0A?

>> No.6569762
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6569762

>your government will start putting you all into FEMA camps
What a shame.

>> No.6569764

Get out of here Simons.

>> No.6569765

Conspiracy theory crap makes for high ratings.

For example, why else would the History Channel is all UFO shows now? And why else would all those shows always end on "inconclusive" notes? So people keep coming back thinking "maybe this show will really expose something this time". That's the exact same kind of thing going on with Ventura's conspiracy garbage (not to mention Glenn Beck's hilariously retarded shit).

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>>6569764
You can't run, Denton. Even if you escape, your killswitch is counting down.
You'll be dead in twenty-three hours. Another fifty billion dollars down the
drain.

>> No.6569774

>>6569765
But one day, people will grow out of their conspiracy theories, right?

Right...?

>> No.6569777
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>>6569774
The conspiracy is real.
They call themselves Majestic 12.
They were once part of the Illuminati, but they rebelled.

>> No.6569783

>>6569773
>Another fifty billion dollars down the drain.
What a shame.

>> No.6569784

>>6569777
Bitch I ain't goin' back to jail!

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>>6569824
My vision is heterochromatic.

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>>6569832

A cherry tree's a bad choice for close-range combat.

>> No.6569876

But dakimakura and figs are part of the NWO plan.

>> No.6569881

I thought you were a GEP gun

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6569883

>>6569874
I got me a ROCK. You know what a ROCK is?

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>>6569883
This might sound a little funny, Tenshi, but I'm not permitted to answer that question.

>> No.6569896

>>6569894
>eirin as Reyes
FUND IT

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>>6569894

...quit screwing around.

>> No.6569902

>>6569883
>>6569784

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>>6569901
...years of training and you're still all thumbs.

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6569914

Relax. The key to the women's restroom is on the table.

>> No.6570038

Stop roleplaying you filthy faggot.

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