/jp/ - Otaku Culture

LOL U BUTTOWNED THEM WEABOS!!

>>6558824
MFW you start another retarded thread

>>6558831
LOL I KNOW! Higher tier asian > you guys!
lolololol im herpin while you're derpin!

At least write /jp/ or something so someone believes you.

>>6558845
why? you think thats a googl'd pic? Lol ok then.

back to the point. Why you fuck your body pillows?

>>6558853
>implying this has not been posted 100s of times before on this board

>>6558853
Yeah. The resolution is suspicious.
If you would have taken the picture it would be much larger.

Asians are disgusting. I never realized how disgusting brown Asian nipples were until this one Thai chick. If I ever date a Japanese, I'm buying lots of that pink nipple cream to use on her while I play with her shapely B-cup modest breasts. Also a razor for the bush. Then she'll be perfect.

>>6558868
Lol has it?
>>6558871
its a manycam webcam pic.
deal with it.

lol OP is crying becuase his thread got baleeted
maybe your friends on /fat/ will care more op

>implying anyone on /jp/ has a body pillow
>implying /jp/ can afford a body pillow
>implying /jp/ has a job

Nobody here actually cares that you're having sex. Our parents fucked each other to produce us and our grandparents fucked each other to produce them and none of us have jealousy dripping out our asses because of that.

>>6558880
loads, yeah
we know this isn't you in the picture same as its always some fat weeb hiding behind a picture

>>6558875
>thai
there is your problem lol.
They're basically the black people of asia.
Japs, eh they're ok. They have that stupid sounding voice when you're fucking them.
eh eh eh eh eh eh uyuyuyuyuyu. really like seriously high pitched voice.

>He fucks real women!

I'm not particularly interested in pig disgusting my friend, enjoy them all you want. I wouldn't mind being as fit as you though.

enjoy your aids

>short
>no hair
>probably a teenager

Not my type, sorry.

that's a cute girl in the OP
whats her name

>>6558881
why? I want to make new weeb friends on jp! :D
>>6558884

then why are you replying? oh wait...
>>6558890
Damn seriously? My pic gets around alot then lol.

>>6558905
Tiffany.

>>6558910
>My pic gets around alot then lol.
Unlike you.

>>6558893
100% humand not 100% cotton.
>>6558894
its really not hard. Would you like a routine?
>>6558902
>short
jeez didnt know 6' was considered short. But you must be a giant.
>>6558905
what do you want it to be?

>>6558916
owned

>>6558916

>>6558916
With a body like mine... haha ok.

U jelly.

>>6558905
ashley

You're pretty attractive. Is this the opposite of mad?

So there's a picture of this hot guy. I want to masturbate to it. The problem is, masturbation isn't enjoyable when my dick literally does not get hard anymore.

>>6558931
jealousy is the fear of losing something to someone else, the word you are looking for is envy

>>6558938
>:[
yes.

Why would a hot guy webcam for strangers on the internet he will never meet when he can get laid more easily by taking a trip down to the local bar? The only answers are he is short, has an ugly face/acme, or has a tiny penis.

you're no Van Darkholme

>>6558944
i really like when virgin nerds from other boards come here and are like HEY LOOK AT ME IM BEING SOCIAL I HAVE SEX its literally like being proud of being able to walk or eat

>>6558941
Jealousy = Envy.
Wow, you should seriously open up a dictionary. but then again I am in /jp/ one of the most retarded boards on 4chan.

the op sounds sort of mad and as /jp/ its our responsibility to ameliorate these feelings into a soft haze of moe

posting moe couture *pew pew*

>>6558955
>/jp/ one of the most retarded boards on 4chan.
it's because you are here

>>6558944
Why would a random stranger take a webcam picture for other random strangers; to gloat, brag, make others feel bad. You know just be better than everyone else here.
Dont worry you will get use to it.
>>6558952
Aw you mad? y so mad? Its kay, lose your neckbeard and you can... not really you cant join my ranks but you can probably venture out from your parents house.

>>6558955
>Jealousy = Envy.
Confirmed for retard, thanks for playing.

>>6558963
Nah, I'm just visiting. Why you so jelly neckbeard?

>>6558963
Owned for life.

>>6558968
didnt get past the 3rd grade did you? Who let you browse the internet child? oh...

>>6558966

It's too obvious that you are the one getting frustrated and mad when you start saying "umad"

So wait, you think sex is the only purpose for living?

Wow, I'd hate to be you.

>>6558966
what's wrong, insecure about your virginity? spamming memes wont help you, bubba

>>6558963
OH MY GOD. Oh my god. Wow. Did you see that ownage? That was some ownage there.

>>6558955
You come from fit and call others retarded?
lolololol

>>6558972
What are you so upset about?

so does anyone have a link to that renai circulation/van darkholme video?

I'm sorry guys, I was playing a game.

Do you want to be wise? Learn Aikido
Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is

Why is this getting bumped?

>>6558980
Why? Sorry, if I'm not a beta like you that has to resort to a body pillow. Does that pillow hug you back at night?

Lol keep em coming fatty.

>>6558979
My purpose for living is to wake up and spend all day desperately attempting to create witty posts on anonymous imageboards.

Fuck yes.
Inferior normalfag status:
[X] Destroyed

>>6558970
It's like your butt is literally mad because he owned you for life.

Timestamp or you're all lies OP.

Even if you are for real, you've got some serious self esteem issues if you feel obligated to come here and try to prove your superiority over others by picking on what you percieve as weak/easy targets instead of actually comparing yourself to your own peers. What, did people on /fit/ say you're not good enough? You got rejected by a girl you thought you had in the bag? Aww, that's so sad.

If you really were better than us you wouldn't need to say or prove anything.

>>6558966
Haha, what?

Are you some sort of faggot loser with an inferiority complex like the ones I listed? Its always the people with no confidence in themselves, shallow personalities, and can't get some who do stuff like camwhoring and shit. Why the fuck would you need to prove yourself to anyone? Just learn to fucking be yourself and stop that superficial shit and girls will flock to you. If you have to prove otherwise it just means everyone knows you're a nerd and you're trying to prove that you aren't.

>muscle
>straight
Nope.avi

>>6558993
autism

>>6558966
PROTIP: if you have to make a comparable number of replies to your mark to draw anger on 4chan you fail as a troll, but its clear you're buttdevastated which is an even greater failure.

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

ITT OP is mad for some reason
/jp/ doesn't care
OP gets more angry
/jp/ doesn't care
OP goes nuts with rage
/jp/ doesn't care

You seem to have issues with anger. Maybe you should go elsewhere, maybe where people care about you.

>>6558993
We might as well bump it, because even if none of us bump, OP will.

Just wanted to post this.

Everyday I look at /fit/ and laugh. They are so pathetic, wasting there time in a hot stinky gym lifting weights.

I just do Aikido and I look twice as aesthetic as the best looking /fit/ poster. I'm probably twice as strong too, strong enough to compete competitively as a strongman or Olympic lifter.

But I can actually use my strength to defend myself, I can probably take on four Brock Lesnars.

At once.

>>6558995
you are a beta who has the body of a 14 year old girl, that's all

>>6559000
Whoah! lol do you know how mad you're going?
haha damn dude just words. But hey, instead of getting mad, why dont you just turn off your computer and actually go lose some weight? :3

>>6559009

>Not caring
>OMG sage sage sage sage sage

/jp/ is such a sorry shithole of MAD.

Sure are a lot of bored people on /jp/ tonight.

>>6559017
>14 year old girl
mhm. Coming from a basement rat like yourself... that means what exactly? Oh wait... jealousy.
>>6559015
ahahahahahahhahahahaha
ahahahahahhahaa brb.

You guys should stop or he's going to get extra buttranged.

OP is getting owned 4 lyfe.

ahahaha i bet he's F5ing the thread at the speed of sound to try to cover the holes on his butt

look at how he's going to quote me, use memes and smilies to pretend he isnt bursting with anger

Have you ever been in love, OP?

I haven't. Not with another human being at least. After dedicating my mind and spirit to Aikido I haven't found much room for anything else.

Sure I've been on dates before with beautiful women, but whenever they find out that I am a student of the world's strongest martial art, the dinner always ends there. They sometimes even offer to pay, in fear of their lives.

>>6559019
/jp/ sages upwards of three quarters of its posts, stealthed or otherwise. Confirmed for retard.

>>6559019
are you kidding me? I'm laughing my ass off. This is humorous to the nth degree.

>>6559018
>:3
Confirmed for troll.

>>6559019
>OMG sage sage sage sage sage
Oh boy here we go again.

>>6559019
>He doesn't understand what sage is used for here.

laughinggirls.jpg

A wannabe alpha "trolling" /jp/ (at home on a Friday night no less!)? Cute gimmick.

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home. There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.
He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away. I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious. I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

>>6558977
A splendid insult, but the level of ownage you just delivered withstanding, jealousy and envy as still not synonyms, and you're still a retard.

>>6559043
>thinks sage kills a thread
>mfw

Jesus christ, i've never seen someone more mad than OP right now.

Stop guys, you'll make him cry.

Years ago, I was a Gap youkai, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I manipulated the boundary of life and death, he reversed it like I was a mere Rumia. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing Danmaku Bounded Field, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

Too high to be mad, bro.

>>6559025
god damn so mad

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT im tired of your shit about aikido being a powerful martial art. its not even a fucking real martial art you fucking dumb weeaboo shit. all those fancy throws and submissions are the exact same bullshit you see in fake american wrestling shows. you use aikido in a fight against any real professional fighter you'll get your ass kicked. period. fucking stupid weeaboos

>>6559051
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

Have some love handles that you would love to get rid of?

There is a way. A quick way.

Aikido.

You will be down to 10% body fat by the forth month, while learning the most effective martial arts at the same time. I used to have fat around my stomach area, did Aikido, now my six pack can be seen by all the ladies.

Become fit and kick ass at the same time.

today I went out for a midnight walk, a youth shouted out to me "you're an absolute walloper."

then called me an ugly fat peice of shit as I walked away laughing.

I bet that was you OP.

>>6559051
Nope, only retards like yourself believe that.

Any girl who would fuck someone as retarded as OP has to either be a tremendous whore or fucked in the head. You can keep your sluts and retards.

>>6559051

You are so asspained right now that probably you got hemorrhoids.

For real, what does an Aikido practitioner do against a trained wrestler?

The way I see it, if a wrestler is careful and gets into grab range he will have an advantage.
As far as I know Aikido isn't about throwing punches, and that's just great for a wrestler who's main objective is to get a superior position.

And if the wrestler would get into a superior position, then it would be over, all of wrestling is to get into the superior position and maintain it.
All of the wrestler's training would have gone into it, wheras the aikido practitioner wouldn't be trained for the same situations.

What would an aikido practitioner do?

>>6559065
it probably was.

sure is mad tonight.

thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.

Oh my god, I am laughing so hard I'm crying. Seriously, this is the best shit I've seen in weeks. I can hardly breathe. I don't even know why this is so funny.

This particularly
>>6559044
Oh god, my insides hurt.

>>6559073
We know you're mad tonight, OP. You don't need to keep telling us that.

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

You need to do more sit ups.
It's looks like you are slouching which brings out the stomach muscles.
I bet it's not so impressive when you stand up straight. Not that it was very impressive anyway

You're life does not suck and you're not a loser, my life is the one that sucks. My dad died of cancer, and my mom died while giving birth to me. My dad blamed me for it and liked to prove it by hitting me and telling me that only mother killers cry. I was placed in special education classes because without a tounge I was unable to speak. I was held back three times because the teacher lied about my grades, she did this so she could have rape me. She weighed over 500 pounds and sounded like a horse trying to eat a dead clown. The only reason I passed special-ed high school because the school would no longer keep me.

My weight rivals that of five average goon neckbeards (a person with a neckbeard), and my neckbeard looks like a bird nest mixed with shit and cheetos. My dad died and gave all of the money to the local church and the priest ran off with everything. I had to take a job at McDonald's as the "special" guy that works at those places, not because I'm retarded, but because the manager was the woman from my old school that raped me.

One day I walked into the living room of my 200 square foot apartment and saw a black cat get run over by a guy in a truck. I waddled outside in time to see him back up and crush another cat, I was walking the shoulder of the road and the guy hit me as he tried to drive away. Somebody called the police and the police gave me a citation for not keeping my cats on a leash, even though they were not my cats, and the guy in the truck successfully sued me for the damage to his truck.

BROTIP: According to every single PUA guide ever (and I've read thousands) both boasting and a superficial and insecure approach to working out are hallmarks of a beta male.

And its obvious from this thread that whatever exercise you do to maintain those "barely visible even in the right light" abs is for everyone's sake but yours.

Pic related, its you

>>6559015
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Leave OP alone, he just wanted to troll a litte.

Classic /jp/. The buugum boys never learn, huh?

OP you should calm down. If you want "fat weebs" you need to look to /a/. The state of mind of most people on /jp/ is to take it easy.

>>6559088

Leave OP alone.

>>6559084
My face is covered in deep rooted acne that can only be cured with surgery, or a very thick needle. Working as the special worker at McDonald's does not pay very well so I tried to needle the zits out, now I have zits and scars on my face. The rest of my body is hair and acne, I have to cover my bed in talcum powder so I can keep away the pain long enough to pass out from exhaustion.

I am fully deaf in one ear and I can only hear a high pitched whine in the other ear. I can only see the colors red, orange, and yellow. Having no tounge I have never tasted food. My nose is so full of snot and other assorted crap that I am also unable to smell.

The only time I ever interact with people outside of work and the forums is going down to the local game store where I buy used copies of 5 year old games because I only make minimum wage.

This account was given to me out of pity, and I am only able to access it at the library. I'm fairly sure nobody goes near me at the library because I have not been able to shower for the last three years of my life.

The only joy I have in life is pretending to be other people.

Are you trying to tell me YOUR life is worse than mine? Well fuck you and the elephant that trumpeted you in to this place.

>>6559087
Lol, yes visit us.

Anyways, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.

>>6559015
>Better looking than the best poster on /fit/.

Yeah for sure buddy.

>>6559090
Truly the most epic of winrars.

>>6558824

Ｉ　ｇｉｖｅ　ｎｏ　ｆｕｃｋ　ｗｈｏ　ｙｏｕ　ｆｕｃｋ．
Ｓｕｃｋ　ｍｙ　ｔｉｎｙ　ｃｏｃｋ．

>>6559096
FUCK YOU NIGGER FAGGOT

owned backpedaling faggot i pul my dik out ur ass