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You are sitting in your room/ house/ bathroom, and see this. What would you do?

>> No.6554653

I would ask how she got here. Then i proceed to give her some more clothes (depending or season) and make her some drinks and food. She is hungry, just look at that carrot in her mouth. You though i would write something deranged here, riiight? cackle cackle

>> No.6554651

Pray that she's house broken.

>> No.6554654

check to make sure she didn't fuck something up
It's Tewi
fucking shit up is her trade

>> No.6554671

"Goddamn Yukarin"

seriously, stop gapping shit into my appartment

>> No.6554673

>>6554651
I don't think rabbits work that way, at least not reliably
They're pretty dumb

Also, they have this whole huge part of the way their biology works that involves re-eating one of the two different varieties of shit that they poop

>> No.6554684

Looks like I'm lucky.

Tewi, not so much.

>> No.6554689

>>6554673
>>6554651
House broken rabbit = it craps a bit everywhere but usually eats up the crap right after takign it, and then repoops it out when in it's own cage/room. And yeah, they can not be completely housebroken, I own two and goddamit that day when they tought it was fun to mark my bed with their piss, and then compete for it, yay for two bunnies taking turns pissing on my bed.

>> No.6554690

wake up

>> No.6554696

>>6554689

You should drink their piss. It can cure cancer.

>> No.6554708

I try to come up with a witty post.

but i failed

>> No.6554716

Give her some carrot.

>> No.6554719
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>>6554689
>having a break from reading umineko
>read this
>mfw

>> No.6554727

>>6554719
You imagined the Siestas taking turns pissing on my bed?

that's a pretty wat mental image

>> No.6554735
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6554735

Well Tewi's been my wife for almost 3 years now. Seeing her in our home isn't unusual.

>>6554673
The better part of their biology is their bifurcated uterus.
You can come in Tewi's womb, pull out, put it back in, and come again in the other fresh womb. Tewi gets twice the pleasure of being cummed inside, and offers twice the pleasure of cumming inside.

I wonder if that means bunnies come with double virginities?

>> No.6554746

>>6554735
I'm sorry to break this out to you but your waifu if fuckign a lot of doods

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>>6554746
And a few girls too I'm sure. She's only thousands of years old, with thousands more to come.

>> No.6554789

I reply to the thread.

>> No.6554793

Grab my flourite octet and steal all her luck. All of it.

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6554805

Ask her to show me the way to Eientei and introduce me to Reisen.

>> No.6554817

>>6554735
If I recall, rabbits do not have hymens. They also can't orgasm.

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