/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I actually run into that thread on /ck/ yesterday? I think.
~28600, not a native speaker, never lived in an English speaking country.
I'm fine with this.
But why are you even bringing it up on /jp/? At least find a Japanese version.

29,200, though I'm not a native english speaker and never actively studied it past high-school

>reading VN/eroge in english

15,600 words. Being a hiki NEET has made me retarded.

Idiot reporting in with 18,800.

hahaha

22500 words here.

shit and here i am studying japanese because i thought i actually knew english already.

30,800. Then again, I loved reading books when I was younger.

What a bullshit thing. You'll never, ever need most of those stupid words.

>>6549691
The point is seeing how many you know, not usefulness.

34,200

Better than I expected. Some of those were really obscure, though.

>second non-english language
>mfw english is my fifth language

Your total vocabulary size is estimated to be:
36,200 words

>>isinuating im not the dumbist here

35,100
non-native
I don't even know how I knew some of those words, except sobriquet, that goes to sumaga.

master race

>>6549704
You're certainly posting like a European.

32,700. Not bad, I suppose.

Your total vocabulary size is estimated to be:
26,700 words
Ok that's cool~

30900. Had a pretty good idea on some but I've never actually looked them up (that's for faggots) so I left them blank.

>11 300

Hey I've got an excuse, I'm french

17,300

I'm not French but I have a similar excuse as well.

17,900 isn't too bad for a second language I guess.
Maybe if I ever get around to reading a few more books it'll get better, but eh.

15,800. I've never even heard of most of the words towards the end. ;_;

34,200.
Some of those words were retarded, can't believe I knew some of those.

Oh god what.

21700, never lived in an English speaking country.

22,900

You know this test was in latin... Anyway I'm ok with this as a non-english guy

11,100.

English is not my native language and i have never lived in an english-speaking country.

It says 43,100 words.
The average results most common makes me doubt how accurate this test may have been, but I really did do it seriously.

Then again, even though it is not my native language, I have studied english from the age of 5, and I did choose to take all those advanced english classes and I continued to do so all the way up until I dropped out of college, and I had near perfect grades in english.
But 43,100 still seems a bit much, it is almost double the average after all.

I guess there are some perks to being an English major.

30,700
Pretty god since english is my second lenguage. And 4chan were i learn it.

>14,300.

http://testyourvocab.com/?r=13175
33,600

Third language. Okay I love languages but this score seems a little high.

24900, Fourth language. Lived 1.5 year in the UK.
Well it's more to do with my mentality toward foreign languages why it's a bit low.

Your total vocabulary size is estimated to be:
43,400
words

Not too surprising. I had a penchant for leafing through a dictionary even when there was no immediate need to procure a definition, and I love reading books. You can only know so many obscure words, however.

>>6549814
Forgot my link.
http://testyourvocab.com/?r=13167

I did one such test for Japanese.
I managed to pull of the level of a "Japanese Child".

I am still actually kind of proud as I have never gone out of my ways to learn Japanese. The Japanese Child score is also still that of someone who at least has some kind of real grasp of the language even if it may be that of a child. So it was still beter than all the results saying you can no Japanese, or that of Foreigner or Tourist and all of those other results of lower level.

15,900
I have a good excuse. I'm Brazilian.

>23,700
I'm a native english speaker.
I doubt the authenticity of either the test or most of your scores.

>7,030 words

and i thought i was good at english for a non-english speaker

>>6549814
>I had a penchant for leafing through a dictionary even when there was no immediate need to procure a definition, and I love reading books.
So you are also like that? I only scored 43,100 words myself, but I remember reading dictionaries for enjoyment alone back in my younger days, and I always looked things up all the time even if I thought I already knew what the word meant.
I have also been sort of a vivid reader otherwise as well, but I haven't been reading as much as used to as of late.

19000. Non-native speaker.

I'm pretty sure I'm much better than that. But I guess that's what I get for only caring about select topics, they have no way to test my extensive knowledge of jargon.

>>6549844
>I have also been sort of a vivid reader otherwise as well, but I haven't been reading as much as used to as of late.

Same here, and it feels bad. I probably need more encouragement than I get.

>17,000.

Well, fuck. I thought I was better than that, but considering I never studied english outside regular school classes, I can't really expect much more. If anything, I was completely honest when answering.

45.000

hurr durr

>>6549825
Link? Seems more relevant to /jp/

27,400.

I'm okay with this.

I got 32,000.

I think this test is lying

21.000, non-native speaker. Well, I definetly can survive, or at least ask for directions to the closest embassy, so i'm ok with this.

Did it twice, checked a lot less the second time, got a much higher result.

Sometimes, it's like I don't even know what you guys are saying.

25,200

Very much doubting whether this test is even accurate enough to make valid hypotheses, though.

18,000 but why the fuck would I ever need to know most of these words? I guess English majors need to feel smart somehow though.

>>6550157
What are your other eight words?

>>6550196

What?

I always felt like I was the dumbest person here.

Time to read a dictionary, I guess.

>>6550324
the zebra did it

>>6550324

You could just look up every word on the test.

Then you'd be a literary genius.

33700

I need to read more books, my vocab be slippin'

>>6549752
tricorn isn't that hard or obscure, it's a type of hat. the others stumped me though.
I got 21 200, which is odd because I thought I had a good vocabulary.

>>6550377
I thought it was some type of a plant or something.

28000

Just barely above average. Sounds about right.

>>6549626
I thought the test would be for Japanese. What with VNs being Japanese.

:33,400 http://testyourvocab.com/?r=13543

Fuck that; I'm not that smart.

24,300 words

That's surprisingly little... Time to memorize the dictionary it seems

Either way, 23,500.
This is good right?

40,400 words
Seems reasonable.

>>6550363
Most of these words aren't used in books, they are spelling bee words.

I'm just a /jp/ lurker usually.

29000

Seems alright, given that I don't intend to get an English-related degree any time soon.

Test is terrible. Self-selection alone probably doubles the median word count, to say nothing of people who don't follow the directions, e.g. marking any word that's familiar, even if you can't give a solid definition, or even those who outright lie because it's a test on the internet that you can take as many times as you want.

>>6550487
I don't know about most.
Certainly the absolute hardest words aren't used very often, but if you look at the "hard words" section of the site I've definitely seen about half of those words used normally in books or conversation.

>>6550503
>I'm mad becaue my word count was lower than most people here

I'm okey with this. English is not my native language, never lived in an English speaking country, and most of the English stuff I read is on teh internet.

>>6550553
I got 40,000, and I'm inclined to agree with him. The use of "terrible" indicates a higher than normal level of anal frustration, but the test is flawed.

23,000.
Not bad for it being my second language.

>23,100 words
Feels bad, man. Apparently, I have less knowledge of words than the averege 15yo. Then again, high schools' around the time that American kids start cramming for SATs, and I'm sure I knew a lot more words (even if somewhat somewhat superficially) back then. It doesn't help that most of my reading since then have either been easy fiction ala VNs, or technical mumbo jumbo which this doesn't really encompass much of.

37,500

But I read alot...

26,400

... native speaker

...meh

11,100 Words.

Aww man. I guess that's not really good.

29,400

I need to read more often.

>>6550653
Get out, mehfag.

>11,100

This is gay. I'm a native speaker and I've got 11k score.

>>6550757
Let me guess, you're American?

18,100
English is the only language I speak.

>>6550757
Many do in fact have a better vocabulary in the languages they study, rather than their native languages.

So foreigners can actually be quite knowledgable if they are still actively studying the language, or if they have done so for a longer period of time.

Your native language is something many neglect after reaching a pasable level, only studying in cases when necessary.

This doesn't take context into account, I'm sure I'd understand most of the words that I can't pull an exact meaning off the top of my head. Some of the words aren't even used anymore, or are for really specific crafts. This is an awful judgment of vocabulary.

35,000~

Deal with it.

>>6550829
I think is enough if you understand them. I don't think it asks for more.

17,400 as a native speaker.

Glad to know I'm just as retarded as I thought I was.

27,700

I'm almost positive I could have scored 32k+ back 4 years in high school, when I was the type to thumb through a dictionary for the hell of it and an avid reader. It goes to show you that "what you don't use, you will forget"

Oh, and that the internet can and WILL render you retarded.

36,300. Native English speaker (American).

I have a very good memory for words, and I always look up words I don't know. For instance, before I finished the test, I looked up each word I didn't check (although I didn't cheat and then check them!). In addition, my training as a biologist actually came in handy for words such as pabulum or vibrissae.

Where I mainly fucked up was silly Bible words like mammon and monstrance since I'm not a Christian and don't know shit about theology.

10,300

I'm quite disappointed. Non-native speaker, though.

>>6550990
>words like mammon

Blasphemy.

Man, studying Latin in HS, while a huge mistake in terms of general usefulness compared to Spanish, makes me ace this type of shit, since we constantly learned obscure derivatives of Lation words. Estivation? Uxoricide? I learned those when I learned aestas and uxor.

way too much clicking those boxes...

My vocab is far from where i would like it to be, but I still consider it pretty good.

>>6551009
LOL

>44,800
I was forced to read the dictionary as a child.

>>6551009
I learned mammon from Ragnarok Online.

English is my third language and I lived in New Zealand for 3 months. Got 26,500.


>>6549752
You did check tenebrous, right?

>>6551029
>forced
Fuck man, that sucks. I used to read dictionaries and encyclopedias for FUN. Still do.
I guess this just goes to show me that pocket dictionaries really ARE quite abridged.

>2nd page
NOPE

25,600

AAAAAAGH! I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS GOOD AT ENGLISH! FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

What do I win?

>>6551061
You just checked all the boxes, didn't you?

>>6551065
Why wouldn't I? I knew EVERY single word on that list.

>>6551039
>quite abridged

Quite what

33,200 words
Not bad seeing that English is my second language.

>>6551079
Abrégé. I love how I can guess some bizarre English word just because they come from French.

I am my cottage.

>>6551079
I chuckled.

Non-native English speaker.
30,700

~25200, native speaker here.

>>6551100
Priceless.

>>6551111
>>6551106
>Non-native English speaker.
>30,700
>25200, native speaker here.

Woe betide the education system of America

>Your total vocabulary size is estimated to be: 10,900 words
...I'm ashamed of myself.
Living in a country that doesn't have English as its primary language is no excuse. I need more knowledge.

36,600
Fucking French words. We need to purge that shit and return to our glorious Germanic heritage.

>>6551093
>Implying it's not because they're often derived from Latin roots, a root shared by French and English words in many cases.

>>6551137
> implying that English's Latinate content doesn't derive mostly from Norman French

15.000, english as second and never lived in a english speaking, but god i feel retarded

>>6551137
English has a French foundation since the Norman invasion of England. It's not because they both have "latin roots".
English is not a romance language.

at least 99% people doing that test marked words that they don't even know.

>>6551142
Brofist.

>this thread is still here

22400!

>>6551153
>BAAAAAAAAAAAAW myt score is low despite being a native speaker

>>6551142
>Implying I implied that.

>>6551148
You say that as if the languages NEVER diverged in any way from that point. You're fucking retarded and ignorant.

>>6551164
>>6551167
owned nerd

17,000.
My excuse is being a Swedish person, though i still feel like a major baka looking at the rest of these scores.

>>6551167
>as if the languages NEVER diverged
I have no idea where you got that from. I never suggested or believed anything of the sort.

>>6551183

I got 20-21 thousand and am a native speaker. As I got a 670 on the verbal SAT (above average) and it says the average for 18 year olds (the age you would take the SAT) is higher than that, I hereby proclaim this test bullshit.

That is, unless you were supposed to check any word you even had the feeling you'd heard before...I left stuff blank If I couldn't think of an example sentence.

>>6551198

You did, idiot. Otherwise, there would be no point in saying that as a reply to my post. I guess it makes sense that there's no point in any idiocy that you post, though.

20,800, native

It can't be helped

>>6551190
Oh lord, why have I never seen that pic before?
wwwww

15,800

It really isn't an accurate representation of your vocabulary, given the fact that they omit half of the most widely used 75,000 words. Mostly because they're using the same list of words to test Brazilians.

24,700
I'm not native but I have CPE so I expected a bit better. I still have a long way to go.

>>6551202
I got 28,500 on this test, and I scored 760 on the reading portion of the SAT (which is up in the 99th percentile). I think this test is pretty screwed up.

31,400

It's so disappointing to do well at the start and then plow head-on into a brick wall. More reading, more reading~

20 900

I passed the American 10th percentile yay...

To be honest, being a person who learned and used English more than his native language this score is pitiful. Granted, my mother tongue is nothing but a smorgasbord of several languages and dialects.

I believe the test is decent at assessing relative levels of vocabulary, but it's statistics on how much ordinary people know is off. My 31.5K score comes off an 800 verbal SAT.

16,700
Non-native speaker.

>go to /jp/
>see this thread
>people who read manga and watch anime have shitty vocab and low intelligence

No surprise here

>>6551354
I laughed. Have a Touhou.

33,600 and I'm a high school dropout.

>>6551354
>Comes to /jp/
>Uses greentext
>Gets reported.

>>6551202
>That is, unless you were supposed to check any word you even had the feeling you'd heard before...I left stuff blank If I couldn't think of an example sentence.
People, pay attention to this and do the fucking test correctly (I bet most people that have done that test haven't done it properly).

Your total vocabulary size is estimated to be:
33,700
words

Being a loser helps with such homosexual crafts as understanding the English language

>>6551384
If I checked words I'm familiar with but don't know the exact definition for, I'dve gotten a much higher score.
>>6551202
>20 21 thousand.
Hey me too. We should join the 2100 club.
Standardized tests are bullshit.

>18,700
Meh, It's my second language.

The test seems biased, though. My vocabulary is much bigger if you count specialized terminology that I saw none of in this test.

Also this >>6551202

>>get one of the highest scores on /jp/ (36,200)
>>knew all the words I checkmarked
>>yet my IQ is around 50

ITT: jelly bellies.

18,900 words.

At least I know how to spell and use them. TOEFL agrees, don't bother him about it. 110/120 points, if you need to know.

So this thread proves that 80% of /jp/ is made of non-native english speakers?

>>6551432
So, I just did the test the click-if-I-just-recognize way and got 24,200 this time.

>>6551448
>ZUN !bar

>>6551448
>yet my IQ is around 50
There's another retard on /jp/? Brofist.

>>6551457
Or underage. I don't believe that all of these people are non-natives, at least not until I hear them speak a different language.

20,700. There were quite a few words which I recognised, but didn't tick because I didn't know their definitions.

>Your total vocabulary size is estimated to be:
>38,500 words

...

22,100
Not a native speaker and only visited Scotland for a week, doubt that counts as an English-speaking country though.
I wouldn't even have identified most of those words on the second page as English. Stupid test...

Is nobody from north America expect me on /jp/? How about New york? Its where i live. I was hoping there was somebody with my power level here.., I had too train my friend too boost his..

>>6549752
Malapropism is when you meant to say one word but you say another word by accident.

Tricorn is a kind of funny looking hat.

I don't have a god damned clue what the other words mean.

>>6551467

Why would we speak our language in an english website? only krautchaners do that.

>expect me on /jp/?
>expect
Go back to elementary school.

>>6551460
>>sea creature anon

>>6551480
Well I can insure you that I'm from north America. Most /jp/ers are Eurofriends accept a few of us here.

Because knowing what a williwaw is will expand my vocabulary by 2,000 words.

You're delusional if you think this test measures jack shit.

>>6551480
>>6551491
>accept a few of us here.
>accept
s this some sort of trolling?

>>6551487
Im not good at typing fast and i don't really spell check, sorry

14,600
>Third language
>Still, >jesus fucking christ

I thought I was decent with my english.
Oh well, Im going to read some books from now on.

>>6551498
>>Anon literally turning into primordial jelly

The test should play the losing sound effect from "The Price is Right" if you score below the average.

>>6551499
I think it was ZUNbar making a bad pun, he's crafty like that you see.

>>6551512
>I thought I was decent with my english.
Oh well, Im going to read some books from now on.
- "English" should be capitalized
- "I'm", not "Im"
Also, "I thought my English was decent," would sound better. The second sentence could use work as well.

>>6551500
Then type slowly you piece of shit and have Firefox spell-check you. Get out of my state while you're at it.

most English speakers don't know most of those complex words, unless your a teacher/professor or a book worm. Ive never even heard most of those in America.

18,200

And yet I manage just fine.

I don't need words like
>>6549752
Because they can all be explained by my 18,200 words more effectively and people will probably understand what I'm saying if I say it in normal English instead of this bullshit above.

>>6551526
>>6551500
>>6551480
You people aren't being serious, right?

>>6551520
harsh man..

>>6551532
Either underage shit or aren't going/didn't go to college.

>>6551532
No, im not trolling you. Nobody uses these words unless your a geek. no wait, even geeks don't use this vocabulary.

>>6551543

Me think that is case here, sir.

I didn't get a very high score, but I can spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious from memory.

I think I'm the clear winner here, guys.

>>6551537
Don't feel bad anon, I'll always love you.

In America nobody is gonna come up too you and use this vocabulary, unless your a professor, the government or some rich family i guess, which i doubt. Im going to a community collage now and nobody talks like this, not even the professors, but its just a two year school anyway.

>English
>VNs you read!
Guys, I think something is wrong here.

どうせなら日本語の方が意味あると思うんだけど・・・

Never even seen half these words before ┐(´ー｀)┌

>>6551546

So you're just retarded. Stop trolling and fuck off back to whatever cesspool you flopped out of. We like our cesspool the way it is. Without you.

>>6551520
>>insult other Anon's spelling
>>randomly hyphenate "spell check" for some reason
>>other people being jelly of those with high scores, yet still do comma splices like fist of the north star

Why can't some of you guys just accept your 10,000 score already? There's probably a good reason why you received it.

16,700
3rd language, never been to a english-speaking country.

39000 word vocab estimate.
12000 words above average.
+95th percentile

>>6551608
Im just telling the truth, the truth you don't want to hear..
Im just a commoner, so I only know how commoners talk, Idk maybe rich people talk with a better vocabulary, but im not rich, I live on fucking long island with a bunch of black people and white people who want too be black.

So I went to this website and one of the first words I see is "verdure."
>>6551635
is correct

>>6551635

You're not a commoner. You're lower than a commoner. You're white trash. Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean that it's useless. Otherwise, you wouldn't have your computer to type up and post your stupid shit, because you're definitely too stupid to know how computers work.

Maintain a commitment to your idiot ideals, and destroy your computer. At least then you won't have to worry about a big bad vocabulary annoying you.

Fucking scumbag moron.

>>6551648
>Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean that it's useless.
I have never seen the word "verdure" up until now. I will probably never see it again. If I really need to know what it means, I can look it up. Sounds useless to me.

>>6551648
Im sorry i offended you, but im not saying i don't understand any of the words, im saying people just don't use the more complex vocabulary.

Awesome troll site, 10/10.

20,000

I really am retarded.

sigh.

I was thinking that i wouldn't know the meaning of most of those words even in my native language.

I don't think english is the problem here.

Just go to /v/ or /a/, /b/ and you'll see how north Americans talk. There end of story.

>>6551685
Same here.

I think I probably know about 10000 English words and 10000 words in my native language.

>>6551672
Don't be sad!

>>6551662
dams rit my nigga
i aint none these words ever seen befor

its da fukin wite man tring to kep us done wit ther secrt langage aint no one understnd cept them

Saw this thread on /lit/ yesterday but didn't have time to take it.

31,500 words

ITT fags that are butthurt because an online test told them they're retarded and fags that think they're smart because they know what a wickerwallypickersmacker is.

And why does this test keep popping up on every fucking board?

>>6551756
>exaggerating the idea to get a point across
I really don't think it works in this situation.

>>6551756
The sad thing is thats how they really talk. Since i have no car, I have to take the bus and hear it every day.

17k, 2nd language, 3rd world country here.

I think anybody who got over 12k or so won't have any problems dealing with day by day stuff living in English speaking country.
True, we probably won't be able to follow scientific speech or some other high end stuff, but that's nothing to be ashamed of. We can learn that too.

19,300. Not surprised, I'm not very smart. Sad thing is I expect most people around my age to have even worse vocabulary than I do. About half of the people I hear use the word like at least three times a sentence.

>>6551805
>like
I do that a lot, but it's not because i don't know English. I even find myself typing it out in /jp/ when I'm not watching out for it. Usually it's a substitute for "around," or "about," as in, "you have to do it like two hundred times before you'll be any good at it."

>>6551907

Perhaps, but I don't know how it necessarily caught on. I could see it being used once in a while, but I've heard people use it as a crutch so many times that I can't even tell what they're trying to get across. Typically those people were the ones that wrote undescriptive essays back when I went to school, although I understand that it doesn't apply to everyone.

wat

>>6552732
I know 4 of those words.

>>6552732
You're never heard sully or soothsayer?

36000? Blegh. 90th percentile is weak. I wish I knew my etymology better. opsimath? I only know math-.

>>6552732
Uxoricide was the only one I've never heard, but cide is killing, and uxor is wife. It's wife-murder.

27,600

It seems I know many words, too bad sometimes it's hard for me to find the correct ones to express myself.

and, I don't know, but when I think of names and plot (videogames, mainly) on my native language, they both sound stupid, so I prefer to play my games on English.

I only continue speaking to people out of fear that I'll have a laughable vocabulary if I don't. I'm certainly not going to learn anything from VN translations. According to this site my vocabulary is already atrocious, though.

I don't mind being ignorant. It's the idiots you need to watch out for, the ones will never be able to think properly no matter what they know.

>>6552882

You can learn anything, including how to think. The ones who say "screw knowledge, you need the smarts to use said knowledge hurr" are just lazy asses who don't want to learn anything and jerk off over their IQ scores all day.

The problem is, you can't really use a lot of these obscure words without being called pretentious or pseudo intellectual. Literary critics will frown upon it, as your goal is to get across a message, not use the most uncommon words possible to deliver something you could have easily done without them.

>>6552924
Maybe, but there are still plenty of examples of people who have praiseworthy education, but are still completely ignorant in some ways. For instance, you'd think anyone worth their salt would care about free speech, and understand the significance of "first they came for.." instead of just throwing up their hands up all the time and going "welp, doesn't affect me, who cares?" But they don't.

>>6552970
>Anyone who's not a liberal faggot is actually stupid

Have fun with that.

32,300 native

What the fuck with some of those words. tatterdemalion? terpsichorean? BRAGGADOCIO? I looked some of the silly ones up after and they are just that--silly. That last one is "Boastful or arrogant behavior" Well why not just call it boastful or arrogant?

>>take internet test on /jp/
>>"What type of donut are you?"
>>answer truthfully
>>test says I'm frosted donut
>>my butt gets aflame with mad
>>accuse those who got glorious "old-fashioned donut" score of cheating
>>assholes probably didn't take the test properly at all

1. Take the test
2. Receive score and words
3. Study words
4. Repeat steps 1-3.

>>6553048
>ZUN!bar still mad because he's not the stupidest poster on /jp/

This is flawed because it relies on the test takers not to just check whatever words they feel like.

I answered honestly and I got below the median for my age. I know more words than 99% of the people my age that I have ever met in my life. The results are tainted.

>>6553048
>ZUN!bar still mad that he's not the stupidest poster on /jp/

>>6553065
No, YOU'RE tainted, stupid fuck. You don't have what it takes to get ahead if you don't just tick everything when you have the opportunity to.

>>6553066
I'm not sure why people are even giving a second thought to some internet test thing.

Anyone being upset with their score is beyond silly. It's like those "Which Family Guy character are you?" tests you see on the internet.

>that feel when, due to this thread, you're remembering you were in high school four years ago taking a psychoanalysis test and the tester asks you if you know what 'aberration' means but you don't and reply 'apparition' as your only guess and then the tester repeats 'yes, aberration' and then you say apparition again and he says 'yep, aberration' and you do this two more times until he goes 'okay...' and moves onto the next question and you wonder if he thinks you're completely autistic but know it won't matter since you didn't know what it means anyway then your case worker says you went really well on the psychoanalysis and she was really surprised by your scores but she forgot to bring them so you ask her to bring them next week and then next week she forgot again and you ask and then the next week she also forgot and you keep bringing it up then finally she brings them and asks you if you want to see them which seems like a weird question because you have been asking for this long then she silently hands them to you and you read over the terrible scores and the analysis based on those scores such as how you're basically in 7th grade level in all the fields despite being in 10th grade and this is attributed to your absence from school and you say you weren't expecting these results to your case worker who is looking at you with a poker face and she asks what you didn't expect and you say for example the part where it says my mathematics is at a 7th grade level and she says oh and you realize the reason she wouldn't show you the results is because she had you take the test because she thought if she showed you were intelligent it might cheer you up but it completely backfired on her and she was helpless in the face of your insistence and she just stares at you with the same poker face. and the next week you have another case worker

>>6553081
No, can't say I know that feel.

>>6553081
=|

10340
I felt like an idiot.

>>6553081
Dear lord
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I thought /jp/ supposedly had a real nazi janitor. Oh well.

Yet another time /jp/ got trolled hard.

>>6553081
No sion

>>6553081
>if you know what 'aberration'
tl:dr; and I remember this being a shitty pasta.

>>6553081
It's been haunting me since this pasta came out. Who the fuck doesn't know what aberration mean?

>>6553537
Considering the nature of our existence as /jp/sies, I would think we are very closely in tune to what "abberation" means.

Your total vocabulary size is estimated to be:
25,400
words

Below average, but exactly what they expect for my age.

>>6553479
Yeah, when the meido is actually HERE.

>>6553537
Abberation? Is that like irritation?

>>6553560
abberation? you mean abortion?

I got 34,100
not too bad, but I still feel like I need to consume a dictionary, considering what some others got.

What the heck does aberration mean?
Adoption?

29600, but probably inaccurate as most of those seem to be archaic literary terms. The majority of my vocab is electronics, computers, and programming.

>>6554016
>Archaic
Kinda, not really. Archaic in the American sense, sure.

>>6553988
I only know of that word from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical_aberration

I'm from a science background.

>>6553988
Freak?

>>6554053
Facepalm.exe

That's why you read the vn, watch the manga/anime dapation if there is one

look it up on the internet, revisit it 2 years later for nostalgia, this time pay complete attention.

re wiki it, now it's permanently in your brain =D

15100, apparently I'm retarded

>>6554066
>nostalgia
>2 years
Boy, nostalgia kicks in quick for you.

22500
Native American speaker. Most English teachers considered me to be a good writer too. I guess I don't use simple words effectively or something, but honestly what the fuck with some of those later words?

I think I sort of cheated since I have a basic knowledge of Latin, so more difficult/older english words are actually easier for me than things like "ajar"

That's a very stylish and stately Tewi pic.

>>6554083

fuck yeah man, i forget shit after 2 years

37200

>Native English Speaker
>Live In America
>Raised in a high-middle class household
>Graduated from high-school
>Took 2 years of latin
>15600 words
>wat

>17,600

well then, i always assumed i was half-way retarded but this is slightly surprising.

requesting sources where i can re learn english.

>>6554113
Just read books. Honestly I haven't read much if anything in a couple of years, but I still got 30,800 from reading ridiculously often when I was younger.

Why is this still on the front page? Why /jp/?

>>6553988
Something like deviation, violation of rules.

>16,700
Non-native and never lived in an English-speaking country. From what I've heard about the state of the English language these days in America, I thought I wouldn't be that far from their average. I guess I need to read more books.

14,800

half of those words are fucking retarded, ive never seen them used in all the anime and manga ive watched, fuck you op

>>6553081
Those tests are always rigged. They only give kids psych tests when they've already decided a kid has a problem and want "hard evidence" of it. If you pass, either it doesn't count, or they'll make up some excuse to flunk you anyway.

>>6554139
>English test
>anime and manga
Wait, what?

>>6553537
Apparition?

Kidding aside, I only know what that word means because of D&D.

~18000
Second language
Never lived in English speaking country
Never read books in English until last year. (VNs and Morrowinds don't count).
Now reading Frankenstein and Lovecraft Collection
Shit's not as easy as I thought
Greentext post without greentext

>>6554144
Is it strange that I immediately objected to the "Morrowind doesn't count" part more strongly than the "VNs don't count" part?

>>6554144
>Greentext post without greentext
MORE LIKE THIS

>>6554148
Yes. When VNs have words like "hamlet" in them, you know they should count.

>>take internet test on /jp/
>>"What type of donut are you?"
>>answer truthfully
>>test says I'm frosted donut
>>my butt gets aflame with mad
>>accuse those who got glorious "old-fashioned donut" score of cheating
>>assholes probably didn't take the test properly at all
>>I come from a fruits and vegetables background, so how should I know this stuff

>>6554176
when did you start posting Saten and greentext shit zunbar?
I'm disappointed, even if it's ironic

Poor Zun !bar is being picked on by Meido again ;_;

6,040...

>>6554182
I dunno, but this is my favorite thread all day.

>>How am I supposed to know what "ajar" means?! I'm not an English scientist; I'm a computer scientist!

>>6554196
>ZUN!bar
Someone stole and used my other Marseille picture.

>>6554234
I think I know who did that.

I'll take revenge for you by posting and using this picture he posted earlier. That should show him.

>>6554256
Now my day is complete. See you tomorrow.

>>6549626
Amagami with her bunny ears.