/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Well, what were you expecting, really? You need to take the long way around, just like each one of us.

Then you musn't have really wanted to go to Gensokyo.

You weren't believing and blowing hard enough, and you might not have used enough materials to stabilize the portal.

Keep trying, anon.

You DO realize that one spoon of salt is enough to kill you.

>>6550160
Way to fucking add disbelief to our superior magick, retard

Reported for illegal content.

>>6550165
Baaaka. You need disbelief to get to Gensokyo!

This is extremely dangerous. Please stop posting it here.

>>6550160
I dont want to die, I would like to go to gensokyo.
>>6550149
;__________;

>>6550159
I did use one of those more expensive vingears, should I replace it with cheap one made with apples?
And how to know how much should I add?

Idiots, it's not simple enough to "open a portal" in one of the strongest boundary spells in existence, unless you're a better magi than the most powerful youkai herself.

I'm too lazy to copy/paste those things I've said before what with Yukari Fucking Yakumo and dream-reality differential ratios.

>>6550182
oh please post it...

Here, try this too OP.

It´s universal.

Gensokyo isn´t the only 2D world you can go to.

But with this, you can.

>>6550160
>You DO realize that one spoon of salt is enough to kill you.

This is a lie. You need a LOT of salt ingested to kill a person.

>>6550199

Oh fine.

You don't open a fucking "portal" to Gensokyo, you idiot. Unless you're a stronger fucking magus than Yukari Fucking Yakumo, you're not going to rip a hole in the motherfucking strongest Boundary spell in existence.

You need to find a NATURAL weak-point where the Boundary fluctuates, sucking things in, out, and things out, in. Typically this is found at a point of collision where Dreams and Reality contend.

But I'm saying this to an idiot. Like you could ever even detect a location where dream interface ratio exceeds 1:100.

Those portals better be big enough for our bombers to go in.

>>6550195
the fuck? that only made me more thirsty

>>6550209
>Typically this is found at a point of collision where Dreams and Reality contend.
/jp/'s servers?

>>6550209
..... the bermuda triangle ?

>>6550209
oh ;_;

>>6550201
Oh thats good. I just dont want to kill my self, Id love to be in gensokyo and this recipe is for meeting your waifu.

>>6550159
How to know if its working?

>>6550256
Group trip?

>>6550209
According to ZUN-sama, Yukari frequently ferries people into Gensokyo.

>>6550263

Well, first you'll start blowing until you're dizzy. Once you start feeling a bit dizzy not from blowing hard, that's when you have to really kick it up and stay strong. Keep blowing extremely hard until you reach Gensokyo.

>>6550274
let me get this plane and a pilot license so i will drive the whole /jp/ to gensokyo

OP's method is clearly the best
I've been to gensokyo like ten times already
and I've even gotten friendly with some of the locals

>Known methods to turn into a supernatural creature (not necessarily youkai, immortals too) include turning into a demon out of excess lust (Kiyohime), anger (Taira no Masakado), covetousness (Mugenyama temple bell, Raigo Anjari), religious zeal (monks turning into oni to protect their temples from evil), pride (tengu) and presumably any other emotion in its extreme, dying with regrets (a lot, for example dorotabo), dying with a single purpose in mind (a lot, for example inugami), starving (itsumaden), eating mermaid flesh or liver (Yaobikuni), stopping blood, air or semen flow for 1000 days (Taoist monks), straying from the Buddhist path or living a sinful life (most youkai), stealing money or oil (dodomeki and abura-akago), being a slut (sazae-oni), being wronged in some way (tenome), living or existing for long periods of time (many animal-base demons, for example nekomata, also tsukumogami), special rituals (ungaikyou), killing a certain demon or a number of demons (ushi-oni), being killed by certain demons (funayurei), somehow fusing yourself with an object (biwa-yanagi, but there's no ritual or anything for this, dude dropped his biwa into water, a whirlpool sucked him up and when he came to himself he was half fucking lute.), excessive dieting (futakuchi-onna), dying without fulfilling a promise (zashiki-warashi) and so on. You can also be born that way and not know it (rokurokubi).

Good luck in your efforts to be a Touhou. If any of you succeed, post here so that we can follow in your footsteps.

>>6550294
but Im worried that I do something bad while preparing magical recipe. Is it ok if I use less lemon juice than vingear?

>>6550296
You don't need anything that big. This is good enough for /jp/.

>excess lust

How badly do I need to want to be the little girl for this? It's all I fap to anymore.

>>6550134
what's the recipe to go to the Grim Darkness of the Future?

>>6550372
>pride (tengu) and presumably any other emotion in its extreme

guys i have good news for me ....

>You DO realize that one spoon of salt is enough to kill you.
Lies. I ate a two spoonfuls of salt raw in one go a month ago.
Tastes absolutely hideous, but I'm not dead that's for sure.

>>6550409
that you're a stuck-up smeghead?

>>6550388
hey ! where do i put the mega-storage full of food ,drink, weapons and ammo ( in case of danger ) for us ?

>>6550424
some people eat just salt on spoon (me) with nothing. I just like how salt tastes and I never had any problems.
But I dont know maybe some people are less resilent to it.

>>6550399
Elect Jeb Bush as president.

>>6550441
jesus, my older sister does that because when she was growing up (she's 8 years older than me) our mom made the blandest food possible, and kept no salt. she because a bit more lax by the time I came around.

1 Tbsp of salt is only 18 grams. The daily recommended amount of salt is less than 2300 grams.

>>6550429
urm ... a little yeah ...

>>6550399
Deep freeze yourself for 38000 years and make sure nobody disturbs your deep sleep.

Find out that the human race has been worshiping you as a god for ten millenia for some reason and they even wrote an epic tale to go with it.

you need to choke on fat cocks if you want to reach gensokyo.

i know for a fact. i've been there twice

>>6550522
Touhous are fairies are pure. unlike you.