/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I am pretty sure I would be lying if I said the game was great.
But I can at least say that it was kind of cool.
Good job.

>http://www.freewebtown.com/jpshooter/
>WARNING: This site has a poor reputation.

There is a virus in that mediafire link, don't download it.

That was pretty cool, I guess.

Good job.

puddi puddi

not bad. I liked it.

Haha, I actually got hit by the rainbow the first time I played it. Great job meido devs.

>>6549697
>>6549710
>butthurt newfags

So that was kind of cute, but not particularly well done.
Especially the hitbox size and the patterns.

>>6549745
Stop nitpicking.

>>6549745
Eh, the patterns were simple but it was fun to play against them. However I do agree that the hitbox was a tad too big.
Here's hoping you finish this/upgrade into something better.

>>6549664
I didn't expect pudding as boss but it's good overall

Welcome to meido's botnet.

>This site may harm your computer.

>>6549764
Dude, why the fuck are you doing this? Jesus christ, it's thanks to fagbags like you that we can't have nice things. It's a shame that people like OP actually get demotivated thanks to untalented assholes like you.

Hah. That was sweet.
Thanks anonymous.

>>6549754
>the hitbox was a tad too big.
I agree.

>>6549769

Well said! (:

but yeah:

http://www.freepcsecurity.co.uk/2010/03/20/malicious-sites-march-20/

>>6549769
But my browser really does show a warning when I try to go to OP's site.

>>6549777
>>6549786

>http://www.freepcsecurity

YEAH GUYS, OP MADE THE GAME JUST TO INFECT EVERYONE, WELCOME TO THE BOTNET!

Get the fuck out. Seriously, you definitely will not contribute to this thread. I'm sorry for OP but you cocksuckers are always around.

I am not a bad enough meido to save /jp/. I can't get past the third pattern.

>maid VS puddi, horizontal space shooter style
I'm ok with this

Nice, but needs more shooting, otherwise I feel defenceless
perhaps a magic shield that needs recharging or some bombs

>virus detected
why would you do that /jp/?

That was great, good job OP.

But you should host it somewhere else to avoid retards like these: >>6549830
>>6549764
>>6549710
>>6549697

Stop using shitty anti-virus programs, there are thousands of fake warnings you fucking retards.

>>6549777

protip, the only reason it's on there is became someone is using that place to host a messanger virus. Upload it to virustotal if you're really that paranoid.

To be continued???

http://forums.malwarebytes.org/index.php?showtopic=42567

The site itself seems safe, but the host is very lazy and it takes a while to have malicious content removed. I'm not taking the risk.

>>6549664
>>go to site
>>thought it would be a flash game
>>asks to run an .exe

Nope.jpg

I'll download the mediafire and take my own look at it though.

Do you know why it screams virus and the like upon going to the site?

It is because it is a executable Java archive that extracts and executes itself on your computer.
This isn't a virus, but it very well could be, and others have uploaded real viruses on that same site.

And the warning is also because your net security sees that it is a self extracting executable, and if you accept to do it it can no longer guarantee to protect you, thus it warns you instead and asks if you are brave enough to proceed.

Are you new to the internet?

I was sad when the song wouldn't loop when you lost, but now it does..

Man I'm terrible at horizontal shooters

>>6549871

>Java

You just killed my interest.

>>6549696
>>6549721
>>6549730
>>6549737
>>6549769
>>6549777
>>6549795
>>6549838
>>6549871
samefag OP trying to get us to fall into his trap. seriusly fuck you, why you guys even bother doing something like this?

>>6549927

You are extremely fucking retarded kid.

>>6549795
Is this your first experience with the people on /jp/?

>>6549927
Do you think someone from outside of /jp/ would have the meido fan art, and then edit and place them into a short game?
And do you really think a /jp/er would scam his fellow /jp/ers.

Download it from the mediafire link and reverse engineer it yourself to uncover the truth if you want.

>>6549943

This retard >>6549927 is probably underage and thinks that all warnings from his anti-virus are real.

>>6549941
I've been here ever since the split, and I don't remember ever having any sort of true or finding a positive virus being posted here. You are obviously either overly paranoid or just a newfag. Quit it, you are obnoxious.

acidentaly I did load it online in java how to check for viruses now?

>java
Source code? I can't trust it otherwise.

>>6549943
>>do you really think a /jp/er would scam his fellow /jp/ers

>It is because it is a executable Java archive that extracts and executes itself on your computer.
This.
It is the same with all kinds of applications of this nature.
I thought it was common knowledge that anti-viruses and firewalls went nuts at these kinds of things.

OP, just ignore the babbies asking for confirmations and whatever.

If you want to improve the game, just go with the real comments and move on. Good luck.

>>6549960
Go to your system32 folder, all .dll files are viruses.

Delete them and your computer will be fine.

>>6549965
>>6549927

Just shut the fuck up retards.

Some anon makes something good and interesting and all you do is bitch and moan.

How do i shot beams?

>>6549979

>/a/ - Anime & Manga

time for you to leave

>>6549987
Just kill yourself, please.

R is the best key. Very useful.

>>6549979
okay that seems at least little more leggit but could you please post it on some safe site becouse i still don't trust you completely. you could have just used paint or something and have made that look like a game.

>>6549991
You have autism.

>>6550000

I'm not the OP.

>>6549994
Oh goddamnit.

Won't run on my linux box. I'm running openjdk 6.b20_1.9.2-2 and arch linux.

>>6549994
shit doesnt work.

>>6550019
Does run on my linux box. I'm using OpenJDK Runtime Environment (IcedTea6 1.9.2) and Ubuntu

>>6550026
It does. For some unknown reason it just changes the direction of your bullets to go straight up.

>>6550028
Oh. Works now, thanks for the tip. Without sound, though. OP, are you accepting bug reports?

>>6549965
>Source Code?
http://code.google.com/p/danmakutime/downloads/list
The game-specific scripts are in res.zip/script/*

Would anyone be interested in making a full-length game out of this?

>mfw joysticks are supported

>>6550064
So, would you mind helping me solve my sound problem?
>java.io.FileNotFoundException: snd/bgm/bgm01.ogg
I can only see snd/bgm/gigapudding.ogg in the res.zip file. Maybe a name problem with the linux port?
Complete error:
java.io.FileNotFoundException: snd/bgm/bgm01.ogg
at nl.weeaboo.game.ResourceManager.getInputStream(ResourceManager.java:405)
at nl.weeaboo.game.sound.SoundManager.getSoundInputStream(SoundManager.java:290)
at nl.weeaboo.game.sound.SoundManager.setBGM(SoundManager.java:307)
at nl.weeaboo.dt.audio.SoftSyncSoundEngine.setBGM(SoftSyncSoundEngine.java:49)
at sun.reflect.NativeMethodAccessorImpl.invoke0(Native Method)
<lots of garbage cut>

Sure is lots of OP samefagging for a virus thread

>>6550111
The source has been provided.

Site is too shady.
If in a couple of days someone puts this somewhere safer I'd like to give it a try. Have fun.

Protip: Hold shift for hitbox.

>>6550114
I bet half of /jp/ doesn't even knows what source code is.

I was a good enough meido. But am I a good enough meido for Extra Mode? (note: make one)

>>6550115
Nothing wrong with the mediafire link.
You can even check the sourcecode if you are paranoid about it.

Ain't touching this until it doesn't set off any warnings.

>>6550432
Enjoy never running anything that is self executable or anything that injects itself into other executables or processes, such as most things java, some patches or cracks and the likes.

You do understand that certain things sets off alarms, not because of how they behave or work, but rather due to the nature of what those types of files in general have the potential to do.
There is a huge difference.

If you start to program your own applications you should find out rather soon how increadibly easy it actually is to set off security alarms even though the scripts in question are perfectly safe.

>>6550499
Why do you want us to run this so bad?
If I wasn't hesitant before, I am now.

>>6550597
Personally I don't care, you people can ignore this as much as you want, I am not OP either if you that is what you thought.

I do however think this reason in order to ignore it is a ridiculous one, and that I will stand by.

>>6550064
A full length jpshooter, or just anything running off the engine?

...shit, I cant get any of this to run, fatal error during init what the fuck...

Whatever happened to that online VN engine? You know, the one with the JBCS/Umineko demo.

That was a good way to kill 5 minutes.

Nice job.

That was pretty fun. GJ OP.

Nicely done.

Is the rainbow SUPPOSED to persist that long?

LOL JAVA

>do you really think a /jp/er would scam his fellow /jp/ers.

Sure is naivity in this thread.

Also:
>Java
>sourcecode

get out /jp/ devs

>Java
>shady website with spotty history
>some idiot from /a/ samefagging over a dozen posts demanding that we play this game and acting like a retard in general and is more than likely the OP

no thank you

That feeling when /jp/ is made entirely of retards.

>>6550499
This poster is correct. Not a virus.

The retardation we've seen in this thread must be why we can't have nice things on /jp/...

>>6551935

>>6551478
Once again, check the fucking source code.

It is at moments like these it is embarresing to call yourself a /jp/ denizen.

So I thought I'd bump the thread just to bitch and moan.

>>6551478

The game is legit, why don't you just play it and see how incredibly retarded you are?

No just kidding this game will delete system32 and install gentoo automatically for the win and the lulz xD

>>6552214
>No just kidding this game will delete system32 and install gentoo automatically for the win and the lulz xD
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Half the posts warning of virus
Java
One shitty, half-assed fake screenshot with a meme that arose yesterday and a meido copypasted from another picture.

Try a little harder next time, please.

I love it!

pu'ddi pu'ddi!

>>6552250

Hey you fucking retard, Meido is monitoring this thread, she even deleted my last post.

IF THE GAME HAD SOMETHING WRONG IT WOULD HAVE BEEN DELETED ALREADY, YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC PIECE OF SHIT, OBVIOUSLY MEIDO ALREADY PLAYED THE GAME.

Seriously /jp/.
I thought I told you to read your SICP already.
How will you ever be a true wizard otherwise?

If you fail to see tat this is in fact legit, even after checking the source code, then you are in dire need of some SICP.

>>6552250

Can more people take screencaps of the game just to make this guy feel like a huge retard?

>>6552297

And she's deleting posts that warn us that it is unsafe. What does that tell you?

Enjoy your botnet.

R is so useless.

>>6552317

She deleted my ironic post, moron.

>>6552313
Yes, please do. I'd love to play a shooter starring our beloved meido-chan even if it means feeling like a huge retard. Too bad one will never be maid :(

online version is fine too

>>6552340
....that actually looks incredibly lame. Now I don't want to play it cuz of shit quality.

>>6552351
After you take it down, it grows, and the patterns grow, well somewhat more severe, and it will start to shoot chocolate topping on you as well.

But as I said in my first post.
I would be lying if I said the game was great.
But it is kind of cool.

>press shift for focused movement

doesn't work here.

winxp 32 bit

>>6552373
Figured this out.

>>6552420
You actually downloaded it?
Oh my. Enjoy your botnet.

>>6552446
Yet again, there is nothing wrong with the game, there is no virus.

You can download the source code provided, read through it, and compile it yourself if you want to.
The result will be the same, and if you know anything about code, you should see that there is no botnet upon reading the sourcecode.

>>6549753
>constructive criticism
>angry overly defensive response

/jp/ janitor detected.

This sounds legit but I still see paranoia... Guess I'll allow myself to become a guinea pig. Testing on an isolated system... will return and post results...

Jesus, you guys first time on the internet or something? Well, to everyone who played it: Welcome to botnet.

>>6552556
Confirmed working and legit...

[Ah... that music]

>>6552579
>I am a tremendous retard.

>>6552579
>Hey everyone, I can't read sourcecodes.

this fuking thread homies
this fuking thrad

>>6552598
No just stop...

>>6552598
The matter? Can't be bullet hell?

>>6551036
Yeah I remember that one.
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/4856534

This, right?
It's also funny, because there is no real paranoia in that thread.

Wait, people still program in Java? I thought that intelligent people learned not to use things that you use in a 101 programming class taught by retards.

>>6552664
Fucking java man.
God damn it Google what did you do.

>>6552664
Common misconception.

1. That's Python
2. C++ isn't the universal solution to everything.

i won

>>6552672
Python was phased out of my university's compsci department ages ago. They teach Java to the freshmen, which nobody in their right mind bothers learning.

Java is pretty much the worst thing in the world. How it became web standard is beyond me.

Posting proof for the paranoid internet babbies who apparently make up most of /jp/'s userbase.

Although you're not missing much either way. It's a nice concept but technically the game is weak. GG anyway OP.

>>6549664

Are these Touhous?

>>6552682
Wide industry use?

>>6552682
Java is intended so that the same program will work absolutely identically (on the Java Virtual Machine), everywhere. Certain programs in C may run differently on different types of computer architectures. I don't know how relevant that is anymore.

>>6552672

They focus on Java with undergrads at my university and it's supposed to be one of the best CS courses in the country (UK) according to rankings. I have met some CS students; they are complete retards. I knew one who had never heard of Linux. Not "hadn't used". Hadn't heard of, at all.

>>6552686
>Ads

no-words.jpg

>>6552691
That's like explaining "mass eating of dog shit" away as a social phenomenon. Why did it become a social phenomenon in the first place?

>>6552696
Because dog shit is delicious.

>>6552696
I don't know why people hate Java so much anymore. It's not that bad.

>>6552682
That's wrong.

Python teaches the fundamentals in the most brainlessly easy way possible.

Java is a standard because of WRITE ONCE, RUN EVERYWHERE. That little bit means you don't have to give a shit about speccing stuff as long as there's a VM.

But really, the language doesn't matter.
Granted, each language has its own quirks that may help/hinder what you're doing, but at the end of the day it doesn't really matter. You could code in C++, Java, BASIC, whatever, and get the job done regardless. Good coders don't pidgeonhole themselves into a single language.

And really, while the engine is Java, if you researched it you'll find that it actually runs off of Lua scripts. It doesn't even seem like you have to touch Java with this...

too easy. The chocolate bullets were too far to the left to become a hazard.

I enjoyed playing it, though. I will enjoy being part of your botnet.

I keep losing.
There is a pretty bad delay and it doesn't help that the hit box for meido and the bullters are fucking hnuge.

Do NOT download, full of botnet do not recommend ):

>Java is intended so that the same program will work absolutely identically (on the Java Virtual Machine), everywhere.
does that explain why doesn't the game start for me at all? after running it i only see a glitched screen, after a minute the annoying song starts playing but nothing ever happens.

>>6552802
Means your virtual machine may be fucked or something...

Did you try the .bin?

>>6552870
i tried both the online one and the mediafire versions. both fuck up.

>>6553134
If that is the case Java must be messed up on your computer in some way for some reason.
It should be entirely unrelated to this game.

Have you thought of updating Java?

>>6552693
That's not entirely true. There is still nuance between different JVMs deployed on different platforms.

You realize the maid sprite has a colored in pixel in the bottom right corner, right?

Good game I guess, this kind of game is too hard for me so I didn't play more than once. Got to the third "wave". P'di, p'di.

I thoroughly enjoyed this, OP. I've been looking into doing some game stuff with Java, myself.

>>6553230
That's the last wave, jones.
And I beat it with one death.
Wait, does this mean you're bad at towhow too?

>>6553230
Jones how do I make a greasemonkey script work with an updater?

Am I the only one with extremely clunky controls in this? The patterns aren't hard, it's just the movement is cripped. Sometimes she slides over when I've stopped holding the arrow in that direction, sometimes she doesn't move at all.

When I took basic freshman programming 10 years ago, they used Java mainly for easier error-checking so that people wouldn't trash their computers with bad C++ code while still learning the basics of object-oriented programming. If you actually were majoring in compsci then obviously they immediately moved on beyond that since no one uses Java for applications, just applets

Anyone tried a pacifist run yet?

>>6553322
>>6552373

needs more characters than just meido.

I wanna play as SIDS

>>6553198
i thought of that too and redownloaded, then reinstalled java, but it didn't help.

Bump for OC content.
Then again, it may be time for the common OC/Drawthread.