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50 years

Not unless you kill yourself.

Yes Anon yes

>>651365
>>651367
So... Should I kill myself in 50 years? I hope I live that long...

>>651361
Reality, unfortunately, is not governed by the laws of shounen nature.

You're going to have to wait a bit before large hardons start colliding.

She's too good for this world

Moar leik MAI waifu amirite?

>>651402
No, you are not right at all.

>>651400
Where was it we were meeting again?

>>651416
the lake

SPRING IS HERE!

>>651405
NO U

>>651416
Alice's house, she's about the only person who won't kill us on sight or reject us outright.

Then comes the battle royal

>>651444
Yes, but you're thinking about fanon Alice. Canon Alice on the other hand...

>>651476
Canon Alice doesn't mind people staying at her house, but she ignores them.

If a thousand guys show up at her house, she might be a little irritated, though.

>>651476

wouldn't canon alice just ignore you

>>651485
Yes, but everyone ignores that fact anyways so yeah!

>>651483

1000 guys on irritated Alice rape = raging boner

Wait until they turn this on.
Then you may find yourself sleeping with Reisen.
Or with Sakuri.

>>651492
Four months?

They've begun cooling

>>651476

Canon Alice is nice enough to humans if you can stand her being creepy. Keine, Mokou, the Eientei crew, Yukari, there's a lot of youkai I'd feel relatively safe around. But imagine the humiliation of being killed by some random little fairy on the way to wherever.

>>651485
I don't think that she'd ignore a horde of men at her house for long.
I predict BAD END for all the anons.

>>651506

Alice isn't creepy

Someone said somewhere that the average native human in Gensokyo is stronger than random youkai

Pretty sure a human from Earth wouldn't be killed just from a random fairy, especially if they're an athlete or martial artist, unless they were extremely out of shape

>>651535
>native
Not us.
>unless they were extremely out of shape
Us.

>>651535
>especially if they're an athlete or martial artist

hahaha oh wow

>>651361
Definitely, How do you think I got married with Akyu?

>>651525
Well, assuming Marisa doesn't turn them all into roadkill first.

>>651549

Someone with low body mass index and good musculature definitely has a good chance of beating down a random fairy. Perhaps you misunderstood the point I was trying to make?

How is canon Alice creepy?

>>651563
No, I was laughing because this description doesn't fit anon at all.

>>651535

While I've no doubt I could beat a random fairy in a wrestling match, I cannot however shoot bullets, let alone bullets that shoot bullets jesus christ. And I definitely can't graze them. So yeah not that safe. And Alice IS pretty creepy. Are native Gensokyo humans stronger than the ones on the outside? They should be mainly the descendants of old youkai hunters and such, right? Didn't it say somewhere that most of the outsiders who get "spirited away" wind up bad end'd unless they luck out and wind up in the village or the shrine?

>>651564

She's not. We're all just faggot hypocrites who ignore others and stare at the monitor all day, much like her.

>>651535 Someone said somewhere

Is this where I'm supposed to say "I rest my case"?

>>651564
She doesn't reply directly. She doesn't even talk to you directly. She often talks to herself, or to her dolls.
It'd be like talking to an IRL witch: you would think they are crazy or some shit.

>>651563
>Someone with low body mass index and good musculature definitely has a good chance of beating down a random fairy.
What if THIS was the fairy we found?

>>651506

Yes, most of the characters in Gensokyo are relatively friendly to humans; one notes that even the characters labeled as "Critically Low" human friendliness level are noted as holding parties and such where humans come and end up just fine (e.g. Remilia).

>>651577

This is where you see >>651573

You've got mere speculation. At least I've been around for some discussions that may even have canonical and anecdotal evidence.

What if Anonymous took a real gun to Gensokyo?

>>651589

reisen would steal it

Canon Alice is a bitch

>>651573 Didn't it say somewhere that most of the outsiders who get "spirited away" wind up bad end'd unless they luck out and wind up in the village or the shrine?

Check PMiSS. But, frankly, it shouldn't take more than remembering what it is youkai eat. And the predator which can't best its prey...

>>651573
But I can beat Touhou games on Lunatic mode, so I should be fine.

>>651581

orz

>>651535
Spoiler: most fairies are more interested in playing pranks than killing anybody. Now, if you run into a youkai like Yuka or Rumia, on the other hand...

>>651597

learn to spoiler tag, faggort

>>651535

Everyone on 4chan is extremely out of shape. The faeries would gorge on us and explode, just like Marisa said in IN.

>>651601
HOLY SHIT HE JUST RUINED TOHO FOR ME TOO

>>651609

/fit/ doesn't count, right?

>>651597

lol'd at grouping Rumia with Yuka. To say nothing of powerlevels, even though Rumia would certainly be all about eating me, I'd feel pretty safe around her. After all, she can't see shit. She'd be bumping into trees and shit while I pop into her little sphere of darkness to hide whenever something dangerous comes along.

>>651617
/fit/ ESPECIALLY counts

>>651597
Yuka is not interested in low-powered beings. Anon would perfectly fit here.

Rumia, however, is another story. If a dark blob comes around, kick it, and pray you don't remove her hair thingy, or it is all over for you.

>>651648

I read that too, but fuck, I don't care, that bitch is fucking nuts. I want to stay far the fuck away from her and her flowers.

>>651648

That's right, Yuka only rapes them

>>651665
Then it's win-win for me.

>>651648
Yuka ignores you unless you mess up her flowers. The LHC dropping you in a flowerbed would be almost as fatal as the LHC dropping you in the lake.

>>651731

She SHOULD ignore you as long as you don't fuck with her flowers, but she's also insane, so yeah. She's one of the ones I'd feel least safe around, even though I should be far beneath her notice.

USAMIMI FOR THE USAMIMI GOD!

Just had to mention it, it being a meme and all.

>>651841

HAHA I STARTED THAT.

>>651847
LOL xD

>>651851

so random

>>651847

You're that guy with 1200+ Reisen pictures.

Never post ever again. All your ideas suck.

/jp/ and science. It's hilarious.

>>651969