/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why do people want to squish these?

>>6510531
because they are fuwa fuwa, jelly-like and kawaii

God damnit.
I hope this doesn't turn into a hell mode thread like they always do.
Can't we just have a thread where yukkuri are cute and don't get burned and eaten and fucked?

>>6510542
>>6510531

>>6510542
>don't get burned
Let's see YOU eat a raw yukkuri!

>eaten
Well they ARE filled with delicious fillings!

Wait that was redundant.

>fucked
Wait, what!?

am i the only one who´s wishing that japan is actual inventing those in the future? man i would kill them 24/7, write a torture book and make millions with my cruel and sick ideas

>>6510594
wth is wrong whit you

>>6510594
I would then dedicate my life to finding and killing people like you.

Think about it a bit, it'd be amazing. You'd build these huge yukkuri-torturing dungeons all over the world and I'd follow in your trail, looking for clues like spilled paste. Then I'd stalk around you base in a trench coat and fight your silly faceless minions and have huge showdown with you in the dungeon. We'd go "Omae!" and "BAKEMONOOOOO!" for a bit and then you'd get away, like every single time.

Actually, this sound like an fabulous concept for a seinen manga.

It seems that I'm the only one who finds yukkuri being nothing but gross.

>>6510674
No, I do too.

>>6510674
>>6510679
Have a superior round object.

>>6510663
We'd be some kinda fabulous seinen Milky Holmes with yukkuri, holy shit that sounds awesome.

>>6510663
>>6510694
FUND IT.

>>6510687
i daw'd to much my hearts hurt

>>6510713
>hearts
shiiit i mean
>heart

I think the problem is that eventually all Yukkuri become asses, especially the Reimus.
Marisas may be dead-beat dads, but they usually aren't very annoying.

>>6510663
>>6510694
I can just imagine it now.

>>6510720
then you should go to a store and buy a superior dosu.. i mean you definetly experience failure if you take in some trash from the streets..

>>6510724
The implications of the last panel don't even need to be said!

>>6510724
So yukkuri shit out more than they eat?

>>6510754
It's okay, yukkuri's just shit bean paste.

...Which is still disgusting, but better than the alternative.

>>6510724
This is an accurate representation of /jp/ over time.

>>6510849
>I tried to >imply that the bottom box and who knows how many under that are allready full of expired bean paste. And that the trend is quickly traveling upwards.

>>6510767
There's no drain in the very bottom floor, so eventually it starts piling up.