/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This thread just gave me and my cat terminal cancer. Please think of the cat before making such a shitty thread.

I'd hammer Chen's Mr. Tail if you know what I mean

oh baby

I never understood why people are so cruel to those things.

>>6508399
It's amusing. I also like the family friendly pics too.

>>6508399
I understand when they do it to an annoying lazy piece of shit yukkuri, but I can't stand it when it's an innocent one.

>>6508336

Wow, it's so inviting.

>>6508464
those are more of a form of powertrip. Sort of like spawning tornado in simcity.

>>6508440

They're adorable when they're suffering. Bullying moe.

>>6508495
yup.

>>6508399
Most yukkuri act like garbage and try to hide it by saying 'take it easy' after the fact. Badge yukkuri tend to be well behaved and are rarely abused because of it.

>>6508844
and then you get stuff like the petshop owner who engaged in a months long fightclub style mindfuck of a gold badged reimu.

>>6508860

what is a golden badge reimu?

>>6508860
Yeah, that reimu was really nice too. What a waste of such a kind yukkuri. I wish that most yukkuri really could take it easy, but a lot of the violence against them is justified in context.

>>6508869
The most elite of handraised and trained pet yukkuri, they are very expensive in contrast to cheap and wild yukkuri. They tend to have great manners and are pretty perfect pets, and are kind and compassionate as far as yukkuri go. They just desire to love and be loved by their master.

Unfortunately this means they are considered naive and bullied for it, despite having done nothing to deserve it.

>>6508885

Could you link a few of these doujins if you know of any?

>>6508910
http://bbs.shii.org/yukkuri/

I love this picture.

>>6508939

Describe it to us.

>>6508952
Yuukarin Land flowers, any of them for 50 yen.

Marrying a NDS character is small-time.

True NEETs marry pastries.

I WELCOME YOU ALL TO THE ECLIPSE FEAST.

YOU HAVE BEEN BRANDED, BLIND SHEEP. REJOICE, AS YOUR VERY SOULS WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A GOD.

>>6508990
sounds kinky

>>6508990

That is... the egg of the Shrine Maiden!

You are fated to take it easy. You absolutely cannot escape your fate to take it easy!

>>6509116
...does this mean it was pooped out of 'moo's vagoo?

>>6509102
It is. In a way.

>>6509157
Dammit guts.

that's not what we mean when we say "stick it in her pooper"

>>6509221

I for one applaud him... it's all about having the guts to try something different

want me to dump ?

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>>6509335

is yukkuri the most depressing thing ever?

>>6509337

The End

>>6509339
Depends on what pushes your buttons. The kamisama series did it for me.

http://bbs.shii.org/yukkuri/post/list/series%3Akamisama/1

>>6509339
their despair and agony is my enjoyment

>>6509339
Real life is the most depressing thing ever. This is just a parody.

>>6509345

I read this two weeks ago. I couldn't really understand it.

What was your interpretation of it?

http://www.mediafire.com/?bcfc34ry4en9y3u

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?d68ts29y8ascce9

Rar with comics

http://dagobah.net/flash/Yukkuri.swf

isn't Touhou a shmup game series?

I am so confused

HURR DURR I FAP TO DRAWINGS OF IMAGINARY BEINGS BEING ABUSED OVER THEIR IMAGINARY BEHAVIOR, AMIKEWLYET /jp/?

>>6509408

U MAD ?

Enjoying your leftovers, /jp/?

>>6510105
Which yukkuri is filled with delicious stuffing?

>>6510609
All of them except Meilings, who are supposed to be too spicy.

>>6509415
xD EPIC TROLL 10/10 U MAD LOLLOLOLSKATES

>>6510611
I meant like turkey/chicken style bread stuffing.

>>6510668
Remilias are filled with grinded meat, bou Turkey? None.

Maybe Mystia types taste like chicken.

>>6510675
I remember a story about a particularly annoying bodied remilia who was forced to rip off her kids body parts (which then regenerated), cook them, and serve them Subway style.

Hurry up mommy :3

>>6509344
This was the first Yukkuri bullying doujin I ever read and it made me sick for 3 days. It reminded me of the retard I saved my dads dog Sam from. Sam was always a well behaved dog. Didn't make much noise and always let you know when he needed to go outside. He also took orders pretty well. When asked to leave, he would just get up and walk out of the room.

Anyway, I was looking after him once as a favor and noticed he was limping a lot. When I asked my friend about the limping, he told me the dog was behind a door which he opened too fast and hit him by accident. He figured he would get better in a day or two.

The next day the limping was just as bad and now Sam was leaving shit soup everywhere too. Took him to the vet and the vet found he had a shattered hip joint with some of the bones putting pressure on his bowels. Vet said this type of damage could only be from being hit by a car or being kicked as hard as possible. With the BS story I got from my friend, it was clear what actually happened. I told my friend about the $1500 bill and he suddently got beligerent with me and told me to just put Sam down.

I payed out of pocket to have him patched up and I gave him to my dad who just retired. Dad's happy to have the company and Sam gets the treatment and attention he needs so it works out well.