/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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I'd make sure to drop out of highschool and get a head start on my shut-in life.

Play KKND crossfire like I did before

>>6497796
This, except I'd also get my mental illnesses diagnosed sooner so I could start raking in government cash earlier.

>>6497797
This, and Google stock.

Go fight Lavos

Make a fortune on the stock market, then use my newfound affluence and influence to prevent 9/11 and the economic collapse.

May as well aim high.

I follow myself to Japan, who is going as an exchange student.

>>6497794

>>6497852
FUCK
ALL THE BAD STUFF HAPPENS THAT YEAR

>>6497852
>>6497863

>>6497834
a true american hero

>>6497797

Don't you wanna buy Microsoft stock first?

I mean, Windows XP comes out before the iPod does.

>>6497877

WRONG!

The iPod went retail exactly TWO DAYS before Windows XP went retail.

>>6497886
Blowing my mind here

Invest in weapons
Invest in Apple when their stock is lowest.
Make a multimillion dollar bet that two planes will crash into the world trade centers on September 11, 2001.

That would suck. I would be pretty damn young. But it would also be good. I could prevent many things from happening, like gaining 20 pounds.

>>6498012
Wow, enjoy being assassinated by... I dunno... the FBI?

>>6498012
>>6497834
Enjoy your life long stay at Guantanamo bay.

I create a futaba-styled site before moot does. And then make sure it has a goddamn proper moderation.

>You have advance knowledge of a terrorist attack. What do you do?

>A. Warn people about the impending disaster.
>B. Make tons of money off the stock market.

I warn my brothers about our fate and give them a plan to avoid getting our house mixed up in the underground wars.
I put a stop to that gangs plans before they can be executed and have us framed
I warm my future self never to get involved with that girl.
She should never have had to suffer for our mistakes,

Dark pasts can be avoided with time travel.

My life is much like a VN, for a beta, the irony is VN and anime is the only escape from the day-to-day struggles, this decade of hell could all have been avoided had I not gone back to that house, but thanks to me, my family is split up across 4 continents, that girl was forced into hiding by my big brother and my friends don't know if I'm alive or dead.

You have no idea how jealous I am of 90% of you. not even kidding, I try not to mope about things but every time I try to sleep it's all I think about.

crawling in my skin etc etc

Spike dies!

I think I'd get a head start on learning to program like I always wanted.

Also, I'd make some decent connections and try harder in school so as to get into a better college.

And I'd learn to draw and make muzak.

...Goddamnit, I hate my life.

>>6498047

>A.
People won't believe you, they never believe that sort of stuff. Better just take B. and avoid being in N.Y. in 9/11

Find my past self, and warn him (myself?) to stay the fuck away from the psycho bitch that would become my first girlfriend.

>>6498052
Awesome. What could you be jealous about?

>>6498052
Yeesh, bro. What's your life story? I mean, if it's terribly personal, I don't want to pressure you, but I'm genuinely curious as to what your life is like.

Unless you're just being facetious or trolling, in which case, fuck you.

>>6498072
You'd be surprised by how many people have a story to tell.

>>6498081
Well, we all think we have a story to tell. We're necessarily the heroes of our own life stories.

Some are more interesting than others.

>>6498052

if you're not trolling, we got all day

>You are sent back to the year 1999. How do you proceed?
Well, seeing as I have come into posession of a time machine; go to the future.