/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>6490660
Go look up photos of car crash victims.

...Unless you like that.

> and won't be able to fap for a whole month.
Are you sure? I got my scrotum all torn up, and it didn't stop me for more than two weeks.

>>6490669
Play Hizashi no Naka no Real, it's a game so wretched and disgusting that it will cure you from any impure thoughts forever.

>>6490682
Truth. I was sterile for a month after playing that game.

>>6490673
I could try, but it's still painful, itchy and full of stitches.

I had a bad case of phimosis.

Just stop fapping and instead invest in some anal plugs and dildos so you can just use your ass instead

>>6490673
>I got my scrotum all torn up

Did you rub your crotch in a bulldog's face or something?

>>6490700
I knew a dude who fucked up on a motorcycle and fucked up his balls.

You should probably start by avoiding /jp/.

>>6490700
Ehehe, let's not go into that. It's healed great though, but I guess it would have gone faster if I stitched it up.

Well bro, sounds like you get to learn the valuable skill of self control. You could try >>6490682, though.

>>6490716
>Sexy Cirno

My penis is confused.

This is a great opportunity, Anonymous. Metallurgists and blacksmiths of old believed that the perfect form of all metals is gold, and all matter is in a slow process to transmute itself into this ideal form, like the hydrogen in stellar cores fusing and changing into heavier elements until the star has a core mostly of iron, where fusion is no longer sustainable. They held that if you buried a rock long enough, you will end up with a solid gold bar - making this process quicker was what the philosopher's stone was all about.

Likewise, a human being could slowly shed his imperfection and attain an ideal form, whereupon he would rise to the sky as an immortal. Some methods were developed that would supposedly make this process easier, one is the aforementioned philosopher's stone. Another, which should interest you, is holding your semen flow for 1000 days (in some variants, halting breathing and the blood flow is also necessary, but let's hope stopping the semen flow is enough. ) If you can endure without fapping for a thousand days, you will shed your mortal coil and attain the ideal human form, and as we all know, the perfect human form is that of a little dickgirl. You should use this opportunity and become an elegant young maiden (with the added benefits of a penis) before any of us, so that you can act as an elder sister to us when we too finish our natural transmutation, showing us the pleasures of being a girl by filling our wombs with your thick sperm while patting your heads.

Metallurgists and blacksmiths of old also believed you could make awesome soul-forged meteoric swords by throwing yourself into a forge (some variants of the Kan-tsiang and Mo-ye legend includes exactly that), so you can also find some meteor ore and turn yourself into a tsurugi (you won't need a penis when you're a 3 meter tall solid metal embodiment of destruction), but keep in mind that /jp/ takes no responsibility for any loss of sentience that may result from the act.

>>6490735
MInes not.

>>6490660
You could start by not being a sex-obsessed normalfag.

>>6490771
>dickgirl

I was with you until you went full retarded.

>>6490774
Well then you're a monster.

>>6490778
Actually, it's simulated sex with imaginary, magical little girls from another dimensions that fly and shoot glowing objects at each other.

Just FYI.

>>6490809
> He still has sex with Touhous.
Real Men have moved on to other franchises.

I would think that the pain would be enough of a deterrent

I'm allergic to strawberries damn it.

Well, you can start by not looking at a pic of Flandre's soft, sweaty, sexy feet.

>>6490826
So, only the girls stayed behind?

I'm perfectly fine with that.

>>6490826
Like DoDon Paichi.
I sure love fuckin' them chain meters.

>>6490912
I hope you enjoy broken sluts.

>>6490826
>Real Men
>/jp/
You've got to ask yourself one question: does it look like we are real men here? Well, does it, punk?

>>6490826
Partially. I'm now more into Ika Musume and Kirino, in addition to a bunch of mixed loli stuff.

Or should I say I was?

>>6490911
ARGH! DAMN IT, THANKS A LOT! NOW I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT TOUCHING THEM.

Masturbate with your ass? I dunno? Do you guys do that?

Fuck I'm to normalfag for this shit.

>>6490911
Feet are NOT sexy, you disgusting freak.

>>6490927
Stop acting up.

>>6490933
I'm not acting up, you monsters just disturb me so much.

You look at images that are ridiculously adorable. If impure thoughts persist, you've gone beyond where /jp/ can help you.

>>6490939
Oh come on, just admit it. We all like feet.

>>6490939
No. You're acting up.

>>6490927

>>6490946
I don't get the fetish. Though, I do enjoy the thought of holding my love, while I feel her small precious feet(Her whole body really) overtop my body and I hug her while she sleeps.

>>6490946
>>6490955
NO.

>>6490958
you're just tsundere for us and our fetishes

>>6490965
Exactly.
>>6490958
What's the matter? You don't need to pretend to not like it, you're anonymous here.

Cut off your hands. Or just your fapping hand. It would help me a lot, since I'm a dirty dirty pervert that can only get off with my left hand. My left hand is so evil.

>>6490965
>>6490971
No, this shit makes me sick. I can tolerate almost anything but this. It makes no sense at all. It's the dumbest, most useless fetish ever.

>>6490986
what are you even doing here?

how can you not find flan's delicious feet an attractive feature?
just just of how she could rub your cock with her delicate, sock-clad feet

>>6490986
feet IRL are disgusting. But the magic of 2D makes them sexy.

>>6490997
Like everybody else.
>>6491017
Hands are much better at this. There's no other reason to use feet rather than hands beside fueling your sick fetish.
>>6491025
No.

>>6491017

Seconded.

I would die happy if Flandre gives me a footjob.

Anyone who thinks of Flan in a sexual manner is a monster and should be put down. I would never think about suckling each one of her cute little toes.

Feet for not tools for sexual pleasure. You need to stop getting hard right now.

>>6491076
Please post more picture of disgusting feet so I can cure my sick fetish.

Flandre feet fetish thread derail LOL.

>>6491091
If you think feet are a sick fetish, what about syrup-covered dicks?

>>6491098
Or magic_penis...

>>6491100
This picture has completed me. made me whole.

Everyone loves Flandre's feet.

>>6491113
Fuck no, I absolutely hate ALL feet.

>>6491113
>>6490986
Everyone 'cept this dick.

I know precisely what Flan's doing in chapter 6.

This is also one of my fetishes. Hell, I like most things involving feet.

>>6491129
Tickling or feet?

Dem legs, dem feet.

Let me share a litlte story with you all.

When I was in high school many years ago there was this girl with downs. She was all out perportion and she was in a wheel chair. After school one day while standing across the street smoking a cigarette I was this girl trying to get down a step. It was a small step she being retarded thought she would bypass the ramp. She tried and failed sending her toppling forward and her face right in to the concrete. The wheel chair was bigger than she was and she was stuck under it.I could hear hear from 100 yards away screeming and her arms flailing about. She was surrounded by 20-30 people who just stood there watching.

One of the funny things was that one guy appoached her, and it was plain that he was asking her is she was all right. He didnt want to get to close though so i was obvious that his humanity was battling his disgust. Around that time she stopped flailing a little and tried to get her self up, I saw her fat pudgy arms push her self up a little and a stream of her tainted blood spill out on to the pavement.

After about 2 or 3 minutes of her wailing a teacher finally came out to help her up. Her face was covered with her mutant blood.

That scene was the most boner killing scene ive ever witnessed. And any time Im in a situation were having a boner is a bad idea, i think of that.

>>6491140
> "I saw", got reversed there in the 3rd sentence. I didnt proof read my story.

I don't dislike feet, but I wouldn't really lick them or fondle them when I could fondle other parts. I would more like to rub a little girl's stomach, kiss her neck and smell her hair than do anything with her feet.

Posting more feet to cure your sick fetishes.

>/jp/ - Flandre's Feet General

>>6491150
Then you are weak. A true Pedo loves every part of a loli. Go back to Gaia, fucking impostor.

>>6491173
It sounds like you're the one who's an impostor, you are only advocating the love of one body part.

>>6491042
i tihnk we're trolling the OP, hard
pun intended[/spoiler[

>>6491137
Tickling. Especially involving feet. But no decent pics of Flandre, unfortunately.

Touhou needs to go mainstream in the USA. Id love to see 10 year old girls dressing up as the Scarlets on Halloween. I would turn on lights and give out candy... yeah.

>>6491117
Why?

>>6491181
Nah, s'alright. I'm not even paying attention to the poor guy's attempt at trolling.

Too busy with feet pics... without actually touching my dick that is.

>>6491180
>every part of a loli
So you cant even read. You dont need to be on a forum, you need extra help. Leave your phone number int he thread, ill call your parents and give them the lowdown.

You wouldn't sniff Flandre's feet

>>6491202
fuck you!
i would if i could

>>6491202
I bet they small like rotting flesh.

Do you obsess over anything other than fapping? Go obsess over it. That stops me from fapping for as long as I want.

>>6491198
What I'm saying your actions and your words don't match up.

I say I don't really like feet, you say that one should love all of a loli, but in doing so you continue to post pictures that focus entirely on feet. Therefore I say you are only advocating the love of feet. You only hide behind the argument that every part should be loved in order to push the love of feet, when really you believe feet should be loved over all other parts.

>>6491216

>>6491216
The topic happens to be Flan's feet, at the moment. Perhaps you didn't notice, being unable to read and all.

>>6491212
Thing is. I haven't fapped for days. It's hard walking in the streets without getting dirty thoughts after seeing a woman's feet or her legs in pantyhose.

>>6491229
The topic being that is what lured you here in the first place, because you have a fetish for feet in particular. You probably have folders dedicated to feet - none dedicated to hands, or arms, or heads, or necks, only feet.

Being that Flan spends all her time in the basement and rarely wears socks. Im betting her feet smell pretty good, dusty but good. Not that its even possible for her feet to smell like anything but fields of wild flowers.

>>6491243
Trying to backpedal now? Ive been here since the 4th post.

>>6491100

>>6491239
If you're noticing such things, you aren't obsessing hard enough.

>>6491239
>It's hard walking in the streets without getting dirty thoughts after seeing a woman's feet or her legs in pantyhose.

You have an awesome fetish. There are like no fat people where I live.

>>6491247
I'm not backpeddling. I still hold that I don't dislike feet, but don't really like them either. I won't deny that.

However, it's you that defended feet in the name of loving all parts. I'm just wondering whether you really love all parts quality, rather than just using the idea as a banner when it's convenient for you.

So if it's not true that you were lured here by feet, is it true that you have folders dedicated to feet, but not other body parts?

What is it with /jp/'s fetish for feet?
There's nothing appealing about it.
If they like dirty things, then they'd just as easily get turned on by the mud or something, I guess.

Now rubbing a loli's tummy has some appeal. Or making her giggle or something. But feet are... not so much.

>>6491259

Feet disgust me. Especially 3D feet.

>>6491258
>>6491259
Samefag. Stop hating on feet and learn to read. Hooked on Phonics really is quite good, my 6 year old niece uses it.

>>6491258
No you are backpedaling. You have been blocked in every point you have made at every angle trying to save face from the fact that you either cant read or your reading comprehension is at the kindergarten level.

>>6491263
not samefaggin, bro.

>>6491259
>Or making her giggle or something.
You are now confirmed as a pedo rapist who preys on children because you are scared of women. Reported and sent a copy of this post to the FBI.

>>6491264
i'm not the guy you're talking too, but your trolling is so obvious you're practically screaming "feed me!"

>>6491264
Backpeddling is trying to retreat to a position which differs from your prior claims. For example, starting with "I hate Jews" but retreating to "I hate bad Jews, just like I hate bad white people".

I never retreated from the claim that I am indifferent to feet.

I don't believe I "have been blocked in every point you have made at every angle" as you're ignoring some of my points. You haven't said anything on the matter of feet folders vs folders for other body parts.

>>6491269

oooh, i'm so scared
also,
>implying that a pedo telling the cops about another pedo won't just take the pedo who gave them their own ip instead

Ear nibbling.

>>6491273
No you are back peddling from one point to another after being shown to be a moron. First you try to pretend you Like loli after rejecting Loli feet. Then you fuck up and forget the topic at hand is feet, not loli pussy/backs/necks/faces/armpits, then you try the distraction technique by insinuating im posting these pictures from a foot folder rather than gelbooru with a flan foot search. All of which is to try to save face from the fact that your reading at the first grade level.

Back peddling and distractions. Its not working though.

>>6491275
I love the irony of it but You are still a fucking creep. My image of you is a 25 year old baby sitter feeling up 5 year olds making them giggle.

You guys are making me sad.

Pedaling
Peddling
learn the difference it could make you look slightly less stupid