/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I go on /jp/ and start a thread about it.

THOUGHTLESS AUTISM

>>6483475
When did you return?

Daydream about it and pretend you are one of them. I'd choose to be Alice, because I like Marisa more and it's easier to get into it.

>>6483481
why do you care about this thing ?

>>6483354
What relationship?
I played all of the Touhou games and the only relationship they have is friendship, at most, and surely you have friends, right?
Don't worry! I'll be your friend!

>>6483506
Just trying to be friendly. Since Scand is obviously an M, trying to decide if he will enjoy it or not is a good brain exercise. If you are not clear about what exactly do I mean, please excuse me as I demonstrate with greentext:
>I like getting people angry and getting bad comments
>but he gives me good comments
>but it is because he knows I like it when they are bad
>so is he being nice to me or mean to me?
>*headplode*

...Something like that.

I don't know what this thread is about.

But I'm writing porn of Marisa as we speak.

>>6483525
>What relationship?
>I played all of the Touhou games
You're too good for the bad endings.

How do I cope with the fact that as a heterosexual male I will never have a relationship

I think of the implications about one of them being immortal. Now think what happens after 100 years. It's sad, really, really sad.

>>6483600
Magicians aren't immortal.

>>6483613
They live longer than normal humans though.

>>6483525
While all other teams in IN accepted their partners because they had to (Yukari is a pest so it's not a good idea to refuse her, Youmu and Sakuya were servants), Marisa chose Alice on purpose, asking her to take into the skies and enjoy themselves by dealing with the mystery at hand (after all, staving off boredom is the main point of danmaku. ) You could think it as Marisa asking Alice to a dance, as danmaku fights are elegant enough to be likened to dancing. Sure, she was rather blunt about it, but that's Marisa we're talking about.

IN wasn't about aliens stealing the moon, it was about Marisa and Alice's first date.

>>6483658
Alice offered Marisa rare grimoires to get her to help.

>>6483658
Wasn't it Alice who asked Marisa out?

>>6483672
>>6483681
Oh yeah, right.

Still, doesn't matter. Marisa clearly accepted because she loved Alice. She even teases her for the whole adventure and even lies to ease her worry during the end ("Madness-inducing moon? No worries, I'm already nuts. ")

QUALITY THREAD

>>6483354
By realizing that Marisa/Alice isn't canon.

Not that it not being canon will stop me from shipping it.

>>6483698
I think you're reading a lot into the game's dialogue. ZUN was probably drunk when he wrote it anyway.

Disgusting shipping faggotry

>>6484654
>Marisa/Alice isn't canon.

Next thing you'll say is that Gensokyo isn't real.

>>6484687
yeah, keep telling yourself that.

>>6484654
IN teams are canon pairings, bro

IMPERISHABLE NIGHT
>Alice: Let's go fuck some bitches up.
>Marisa: Sounds good to me.

>>6484757
I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>6483600
you think something as silly as old age will stop Marisa's charm?

>>6483600
wasn't it stated that Marisa has the potential to become a magician like alice anyway?

>>6484774
But then she'd be leaving Reimu behind in old age.

Of course, this is all a moot point since Marisa and Reimu haven't aged noticably in the years the game have taken place.

>>6484774
Her elixir of immortality was too large to consume.
She's interested in Kasen's hermit immortality.
That's all I know.
She surely has the potential, but how old will she be when she finally figures it (the spell) out?

>>6484783
Considering that it didn't take her long at all to produce the elixir of immortality, it probably won't take too long to optimize that solution.

Of course, ZUN probably wants to keep her perpetually on the edge of immortality. After all, she's the only ordinary human in the cast.

>>6484778
before_I_knew_it,_my_cute_little_girl_has_grown_into_a_fine lady.jpg

>>6484795
Sakuya's technically normal isn't she, since the time stopping powers come from the lunar dial, or does being a PERFECT MAIDO give her special powers?

>>6484805
The fact that she doesn't outwardly age doesn't count? And we don't know where her time-stopping powers come from, since she seems to be able to trigger them whenever she pleases.

Speaking of which, what was the secret behind that ZUN story in which Sakuya fixed a broken teacup using only the ability to stop time instead of reversing it? Did she just freeze time and go find another one?

>>6484805
She can throw the clock at the enemy and freeze the time for him/her once he/she's hit by it.
And of course, if she missed, she can somehow retrieve the clock.

Stopwatch "Luna Dial" Costs 3 cards (Expansion-only)

>>6484805
Stopping time isn't normal by any technicality.

>>6484810
>Did she just freeze time and go find another one?
Exactly. She swapped it with another (not broken) cup in the shop.

One day, Reimu, Marisa, and Sakuya, like the humans who came before them, will cross the Sanzu and leave their longer-lived kindred behind. The past of Gensokyo is clouded in darkness; the future of Gensokyo is overshadowed by tragedy. But today, they are here, and the sun is shining and the ice fairy is being an idiot, and they are among a world of friends.

The fate of humans, those brazen creatures, is to burn bright and burn out.

I'm nor reading this post, just dumping pics