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6478242 No.6478242 [Reply] [Original]

Just reminding you that by the time you'll finally get a girlfriend, she won't be a cute virgin like yourself.

>> No.6478249

only nerds care about virginity
reported

>> No.6478248

Why would you do that?

>> No.6478254

Well I won't be getting one, ever.
But Im sure some anons in here are more that capable of getting a cute little virgin!

>> No.6478253

I'll make her a virgin

>> No.6478250

I don't believe I clicked /a/ so why am I looking at a /a/ thread?

>> No.6478251

>/jp/
>get a girlfriend
lol wut?

>> No.6478261

>3d
>cute

>me
>girlfriend
etc etc.
For anyone complaining about greentext: do you honestly believe this thread deserve better?

>> No.6478265

>>6478242
what it is important is to get one
everything else dont matter.........

>> No.6478270

I don't mind used goods, though.
But even putting that aside, there's a fair chance a girl I'd find attractive enough to date would be a virgin - my tastes doesn't exactly overlap with what's considered popular, and I prefer younger girls to boot.
Maybe it's different elsewhere, dunno, but here there's still a fair amount of girls who don't have any experience until they're well in their twenties.

>> No.6478272

I'm flattered that you think I'm cute, OP.

>> No.6478273

>>6478265
Get out of ./jp/g

>> No.6478288

The solution is to not date, fuck life.

By the time I'm 50 there we'll all be able to plug our brains directly into computers and see/feel whatever we damn well want to.

>> No.6478289

>>6478251
He means that you'll turn into a cute girl and pursue a romance with an elegant onee-sama, but unfortunately she will have broken her hymen during horse riding (which happens often. ) and will regard herself as unbefitting to be your fiancee, despite loving you dearly. Of course, you'll notice this and console her, saying that your love for her won't change whether she's a virgin or not before kissing her gently and telling her that as long as it's her, you won't mind your virginity being taken as well. Your onee-sama would then return to her usual bold, yet gentle self and violate you tenderly, and from then onwards you'll live as her "wife" for eternity, doing household chores and preparing dinner while waiting her to come home every day, and when she does, you'd greet her with a kiss and ask her whether she'd like to have dinner, a bath, or yourself.

>> No.6478298

>>6478289
;_;

>> No.6478300

>>6478289
10/10
If you wrote a fanfic, I would read it.

>> No.6478303

Have you never had sex with a virgin? multiple? didn't love her? Care to hear how it feels?

It's horrible. very, very horrible. I avoid virgins because I can't take how bad it feels.

The pain they go through is more than I can stand,
the screaming,
the obvious look of pain on their face,
the tears rolling down their cheek,
that forced smile that wavers with every thrust,
that feeling of almost going limp just from the thought of how much it must be hurting them, yet trying to think good things so they won't have that story of the guy who was their first breaking them then going limp,

the blood on the sheets.
the blood on your meat missle and balls.
the blood in yours and her pubes afterwards.

It's horrible... some girls don't even tell you they are a virgin and thats the worst, it's like "SURPRISE! I'LL REMEMBER YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!" when you know that to you they are just another girl, the guilt is terrible.

That feeling of obligation to stick with them for a while afterwards because you don't want to be that guy who broke them in then fucked off the very next day/week/month...

Virgins should be taken by other virgins... or atleast people who be in it for the long run.

>> No.6478323

>>6478303
What are you, a Muslim?

You're not supposed to finish on her first time, unless you are damn well certain that she's clear for it. Break it, let the wound heal (~48 hours,) then have real sex and give her a mind-blowing orgasm. If it hurts her too much but she wants to 'do something' anyway then the both of you can get each other off with hands.

>> No.6478327

>>6478289
Are you that insect-girl Anonymous? Your writing reminds me of him.

>> No.6478333

>>6478323
>You're not supposed to finish on her first time

What the fuck

Dropped

>> No.6478344

>>6478333
Seriously. You might as well just masturbate.

>> No.6478348

>>6478333
>>6478344
Way to be selfish.

I actually think >>6478323 has a good point that for some reason I haven't ever considered.

>> No.6478353

Most women lose their hymens before their virginity, hard dicking is fine. Most women who have their hymens will feel a fairly strong burning sensation, but it won't be particularly violent or messy. For the small minority of women who can't handle their first times, all you can really do is bust it then try again later.

>> No.6478362

>>6478344
No shit, dumbass.

If a woman is having problems then you need to deal with the problem FIRST, then go about business as usual LATER. It's not as if the hymen will have grown back the next day. If you care more about your own orgasm than protecting your woman from an injured and infected vagina, then rip your balls off.

>> No.6478357

>>6478348
I think you both should get the fuck out

>> No.6478367

>>6478242
But what if she is nine?

>> No.6478375

>>6478323
lol I'm a little anti-muslim, after traveling through Turkey and Georgia I had my fill of scum, in my opinion they are the most evil, racist and backwards cult on earth. being stopped, dragged into an alley, mugged and having my ass handed to me by a group of 30 something year old grown men when they took my shirt and noticed I have a tattoo of an angel and a crucifix on my back (if the amount of times they concentrated on booting the shit out of the tattooed part of my shoulder blade had anything to do with it), I also hate the way their culture look down on you, I don't know if it was skin colour or the fact that they knew I wasn't Muslim, but everyone in Turkey was a complete bastard to me.

Bad times for white catholics in Istanbul... fucking assholes.

But thats not really how I've done it man, but you sport some pretty good ideas, I've always thought going all the way was the only way to go to stop them feeling like they had been "short-changed", some girls even said "it's ok, keep going" and I ALWAYS ask if I should stop... though I try to avoid virgins as much as I can because the thought of one alone makes me go limp after the last time.

>> No.6478379

;_;

>> No.6478391

>>6478375
Please, keep it to /int/.

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6478414

OP here:

Ugh, god. It's so fucking awkward reading all of this.

I'm literally flinching and crossing my legs and fidgeting as I'm reading these sex related posts. Awkward as hell. God damnit, why am I so fucking pathetic?

>> No.6478420

>>6478375
Just curious, how many girls have you deflowered and what are their age?

>> No.6478422

I took my girlfriend's virginity away :3

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6478423

>>6478414

>> No.6478428

>>6478375
and here I am, stuck in my parent's garage. God damn I need to go out.

>> No.6478432

>>6478327
Why yes.

>> No.6478438

As far as she's sane, i'm ok with that.

>> No.6478440

I'm not ever getting a girlfriend you normal.

And I'm proud of it. Enjoy the greatest time and money sink known to man, parenthood.

>> No.6478450

>>6478242
>>6478249
>>6478265
>>6478270
>>6478303
>>6478323
>>6478348
>>6478353
>>6478362
>>6478375
>>6478422
>>6478438
You all could not be more reported.

>> No.6478455

>>6478450
you could not be more asspained

please grow up

>> No.6478461

my boyfriend is a cute virgin, just like me
well, we werent, at least

>> No.6478476

>>6478242
ofcourse, OP, but that's not a problem hormones can't fix, i'll just be my own cute girlfriend

>> No.6478484

>>6478455
I hope I never grow up if it entails being an obnoxious normalfag.

>> No.6478509

Trolls are winning as usual I see. When will /jp/ learn to ignore. Negative attention isn't.

>> No.6478516

>>6478303

I'm not seeing a problem here.... In fact just reading that made me hard.

>> No.6478522

>>6478484
impressionable 12 year old detected

>> No.6478525

>>6478420
Well... if you really want to know.
5 in total.

18 (my first girlfriend, i was 15)
16 (my second girlfriend (i was 17, plus 16 is legal in the UK))
21 (my 6th couchsurfing host)
20 (a girl that was all over me all night in a club in Hong Kong and took me home afterwards)
23 (Japanese customer when I was a host, waited for my shift to end and took me back to her place, even offered me money afterwards, didn't take it, felt bad man)

>> No.6478532

I though I was on /r9k/ for a second.

>> No.6478542

>>6478525
Manslut.

>> No.6478547

>>6478542
>feels the need to stay in the thread

lol

>> No.6478555

>>6478525

You seem new. I imagine I would have heard your exploits earlier if you'd been around here a couple years ago.

>> No.6478581

>>6478555
I'm quite new to /jp/, it's a pleasure to be here! from my time here I can see I have more in common with you guys than /g/, but /trv/ will most likely always be my homeboard, though slow, it's a good place to share travel pics, stories, tips and tactics.

Though /trv/ can sometimes be a little competitive when it comes to "the shit I've seen" threads.

>> No.6478587

>>6478581
What do you do that allows you to travel so much?

>> No.6478597

>>6478581
>more in common
>had sex with lots of women, at least 5 virgins

No sir, we have nothing in common.

>> No.6478605

>>6478587
Sexual tourism.

>> No.6478627

>>6478605

Good way to pick up the clap or something.

>> No.6478640

I ended up getting pressured into sex by some slut.

Then I got a virgin girlfriend who lost her virginity to me. I feel bad and dirty for not having waited. ;_;

>> No.6478649

>>6478640
You gave your girlfriend AIDS. Some friend.

>> No.6478653

>>6478522
>I will talk about 3D women when I want, where I want whenever I want and anyone who objects to that is 12
Well, if you flip the digits around you're right.

>> No.6478652

Men are supposed to be experienced. Personally I'd rather save myself for a lady who would do the same, but that lady wants an alpha male not a newcomer.

>> No.6478655

>>6478581 I'm quite new to /jp/,
No shit?

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6478674

>>6478242
Reported.

>> No.6478677

>>6478649
But I wore a condom!

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6478685

>>6478289

>> No.6478688

>>6478587
I try. seriously that's all there is to it.
I take on odd jobs for my host and people they know to build/replenish my cash surplus and buy tickets as I go, I've had to limp back to the UK twice and work at home to pay for my ticket back to the UK to start over, once when I was mugged in italy by a fake couchsurf host (my first time surfing, never surfed with a male host ever again), and once more in Brazil after having literally everything but the clothes I was wearing stolen.

I try to do as much work as possible wherever I go and I give it to my host to transfer in my FairFX travel card account as they give the best transaction fee's. the reason I travel is to see the sights, get to know the locals and experience life through their eye's.

I travel as a backpacker and have all of the equipment with me (including 3 weeks worth of rations) so that customs don't complain too much, as a UK resident most countries don't have a problem with me walking through their territory, though there have been several occasions where I've been refused entry, mostly because they felt I didnt have enough money to sustain myself, you just take it in your stride and never fuck with the customs or law officers.

Couchsurfing is different as you have someone who has more or less agreed to take care of you during your time there, as long as they are fine with being phoned by customs and verifying that you are who you say you are and that they agree to take care of you, you're all good.

I always have £2000 emergency money (£1000 in my UK HSBC bank account, £1000 in travelers checks), because shit can go pear shaped, plus customs don't mind when you have that much to play with, I've not touched a drop of that sum in 7 months.

>>6478597
lol hey, sex isn't everything, I used to be a shut in, i found that being active and always traveling often it will come to you, especially in japan, america and canada... it's the accent.

>> No.6478689

>>6478677
>implying every single woman on the planet won't tamper with your condoms the moment you're not looking so she can feel the pleasure of a free meal ticket being cummed inside

>> No.6478709
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6478709

BY THE TIME I GET A GIRLFRIEND, I highly doubt I'll even give two shits about it anymore; seriously. Also, once autistic, forever autistic, so I'll probably not get one anyway.

>> No.6478713

>6478688
You don't use an apostrophe to denote plurals.

>> No.6478724

>>6478688
>lol hey, sex isn't everything, I used to be a shut in, i found that being active and always traveling often it will come to you, especially in japan, america and canada... it's the accent.

That's the thing about /jp/. We are not /r9k/, we don't long for sex with random sluts.

>> No.6478732

>>6478242
If she's not a virgin I would have dumped her already.
Either I get perfection or nothing. I'm fine with both.

>> No.6478811

>get a 3D girlfriend
NOPE

>> No.6478820

>>6478440
>>6478450
>>6478484
>>6478532
>>6478653
>>6478655
>>6478724
>>6478811

Samefag. Stop trolling this thread and tyring to make it look like /jp/ subscribes to your "I HATE REAL WOMEN BECAUSE THEY DONT LOVE ME BAWWWW" attitude.

>> No.6478830

>>6478820
TROLLED HARD

>> No.6478832

but i'm not a virgin

>> No.6478852

>>6478830
>oh no he called out my samefag better imply he was trolled
Cool story.

>> No.6478858

>>6478852
you forgot your bro

>> No.6478861

>>6478820
Get out of /jp/.

>> No.6478865

>>6478820
>Stop trolling this thread and tyring to make it look like /jp/ subscribes to your "I HATE REAL WOMEN BECAUSE THEY DONT LOVE ME BAWWWW" attitude.

Trying*

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