/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>6474169
NOW THAT IS CLASSY.

All you need now are cufflinks and a monicle.

>>6474169
But Kurumu is superior

>>6474200
Kurumu Kurono

>>6474185
Who?

>>6474185
Get out succubus, this is a vampire thread.

Now if you were smoking a cigar at the same time, you would be awesome. Nothing beats fapping while smoking a cigar.

>>6474217
But succubi are superior to vampires

thought that was kurumu from the thumbnail

>>6474220
Is that so.

>>6474220
Too bad all of my cigars have gone bad, cheap craop that they are, and in my slightly alcoholisized state driving to the nearest pub with a lovely selection of cigars is not an option.

Also fuck yeah pub with imported beers, not too high prices and quality cigars

>>6474235
Succubi vampires exsist too you know.

IDIOT.

Why fap to only one?

>>6474251
Nope

Op here, I'd so much want to meet Remilai, sit down for a few drinks, me drinkign red wine of course, and just talkign to her etc. I'd ask for her opinnion on Meat Loafs midnight at the lost and found, and then discuss other things, anythign that would come to my mind. I'd not be after for a waifu, a shag, or anythign liek that, just a lovely evening with a loli vampire. Also I'd be wearing my usual casual clothes I wear around the house, a huge blanket, red scotchpatterned pyjama pants and my shit eating grin

the only aloholic bevarge I can stand is cider,
don't know which touhou would be willing to drink cider with me...

>>6474261
That's why you need a humidor son.

>>6474457
Suika is so nice, I'll bet you she would drink anything with you, as long as it was alcoholic.

>>6474478
>Suika is so easy
fixed.

What are you a woman?

Drink some aged brandy.

>>6474546
Not easy, she just enjoys company and having good time with other people.

>>6474457
Try making your own. My current batch of apple moonshine from halloween is around 100 proof, goes down easy, More Sour than alcoholy and hits like a brick.

I think I'm actually going to try for a sweeter batch next time though, More sugar in the recipe, less ferment time and maybe add in a few sweeter fruits to the mix.

Once I perfect a recipe I'm going to brew it all fancy and enter one of those contest.

I'd probaly end up trying to molest a touhou character while drunk, and after that get shouned out of their socieaty, because I am a creep.

Any touhou willing to taske a fat, drooling 24/7 horny acen rinneden anon?

Class? That shit's for babies.
Nigga I drink Cobras.

>>6474595
I tried my hand at wine making years ago
it came out all fungusy

come at me bro

>>6474691
SEAL YOUR BOOZE!

Wine is actually really easy to make. I've made some delicious mead.

>>6474875
I don't think he meant you
or maybe he did

>>6474947
im not sure what kind of seal you were suppose to use
I just kind of closed it in plastic coke bottle with the cap on.

>>6474958
Thats not how you make wine, thats how you make scout camp shine.

>>6474963
ok
what do I bottle it with?

This thread is quality personified.

>>6475109

I see you have adapted pretty well to /jp/ already, /v/ guy.

>>6475168
Look, /v/ has gotten so tiresome.

This place is at least chill.

>>6475172

You're always welcome if you take it easy.

>>6475182
That's the plan, liebchen.

/v/ has been my grounds for some time but, I can't take the bullshit, anymore.

>>6474250
which reminds me...
Where can I find that r-18 innocent key album with Remilia fingering Flandre?
I keep on hearing it on /jp/ radio and I need some audio for my wincest doujins.
Otherwise, any similar audio?

>>6475200
/v/ was crappy two years ago
I can't imagine it being any worse than it already was
I suspect you just grew up.

>>6475211
It always had moments but, those moments have gotten too far and between.

The last 3 months have just been too much.

this thread sucks

>>6475232
I rather like it.

Ha, pitiful uncultured aristocracy. I'll be here reading Erasmus and fapping to Patchouli.

>>6475232
>Oh boy here we go~
Fixd

>>6475340
I fap to both. Feels good man.