/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>implying /jp/ has a penis

lawl

Unless there are dickgirls here and I was unaware....

i pull up my pants while its still dripping. after 2 or so days of wearing the same thing i smell horrible

Why is a loli using a pregnancy test?

All of us are little girls. What would we know of such depraved things?

>>6471199

woops

>>6471199
>pregnancy test
>in her mouth

I don't. I don't even change any of my clothing after having a wet dream either.

>>6471205
Holding it while she checks her phone obviously. Use your head.

Why does she have her bag on her back while on the toiler, wouldn't that be rather awkward?

>>6471207

If you have wet dreams, you are not fapping nearly enough to be posting on /jp/.

She's calling me telling me she's indeed pregnant from the rough sex she had with me.

I always take a shower right after using the toilet.

>>6471199
BRIX WERE SHAT

also came

only if im about to fap and i dont want my hand to smell like piss

>>6471221
She bought me a phone because she liked to keep in contact with me.

>>6471214
>he has a phone
Get out of /jp/ normal

>>6471211
Probably got the shits out of nowhere while she was running out the door.

>>6471217

>>>/b/

>>6471221

How does one order pizza without a phone?

>>6471212
I've never fapped before actually. I'm saving my first fap for marriage.

My penis is so moist after peeing, I pretty much have to. If I'm out wishing I wasn't such an unNEET, I'll sit in the toilet for like two minutes just peeling back the foreskin and wiping all around to make sure none can drip out.

>>6471231
Online

>>6471228
She was that desperate she had time to plug in her mobile phone charger.
>>6471231
>>>/b/

Girls on toilets are moe ~

>>6471277
Finally an excuse to bust out the old toilet folder

"Toilet" is one of my favorite booru search tags. It's just so fucking cute.

There are not nearly enough wiping pictures though.

yes, I wipe. I also wash my hands or at the least rinse them off if I'm in a hurry.

Also, lol you guys. That's a thermometer in her mouth.

>>6471339
Why would you use a thermometer on the toilet? It's a test that she just got done peeing on.

>>6471212
I've never had a wet dream in my entire life. The most that seems to happen to me is getting that tingling feeling right before orgasm, but no orgasm and no ejaculation ever happens. I always wake up before the actual orgasm.

If I stop masturbating, will I have a wet dream?

>>6471350

Perhaps she's having a really bad case of diarrhea. Probably vomiting, as well. So she's checking to see if she has a fever. The cell phone is to summon an ambulance if necessary.

>>6471356
You made this not as appealing as it once was.

>>6471354
If you stop masturbating, you will have nocturnal ejaculations.

They don't necessarily accompany dreams. And even if they do, you might not realize you had such dreams.

Maybe she's locked herself in the bathroom trying to escape from the viewer of the image. She was trying to contact the police but got the runs while in the middle of dialing.

>>6471367
This isn't necessarily true. I just stopped fapping for a few months a while back and this was never a problem for me.

>>6471361

Tonight I have used my powers for evil instead of good.

>>6471369
And she had her phone charger with her too? She seems way too calm for that, by the way. Not buying it. It was clearly a planned trip.

>>6471375
Maybe she ran out of power, and had to plug it in to get any power at all.

>>6471375
It's a panic phone that's there in case of emergencies.

Always anon, nobody wants to risk having a bad case of smelly dick :)

>>6471394
I love when my dick lets off a potent odor.

>>6471381
What emergncy cud she b in?

>>6471373
Also, Arc.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12tuhwmOd9o4CMqrtcWh0KjSwTDtSueiVMUgpVbj6c-4/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CMG08t4B#

Her toilet has a sink faucet; this is actually very common in Japan.

Lately I have become very attracted to the smell of my dried semen, tainting my penis with its foul odor. Why would I wipe that away? It makes every bathroom trip worth it.
And thats a thermometer

>>6471356
>Perhaps she's having a really bad case of diarrhea

So moe ~

>>6471423
My bedroom stunk of semen last night. It wasn't unpleasant, but if anyone came into my room it would've been a bit awkward.

Do you guys wipe away your cum after masturbating?

>>6471437
I recycle mine.

>>6471437
Over the past few years I've been ejaculating into the same shirt and washing it when it got too crusty. It's acquired a yellow tinge and smells like animal crackers.

>>6471437
I can never notice my own smells. I bet it's awful in here after I fap.

>>6471437

Nah... I just pull my pants up, and rub the remaining cum into my bed sheet.

>>6471437
I don't fap but an acquaintance of mine faps into tissues.

I prop my garbage can up on my footrest and fap straight into it. Easy, less cleanup and less paper towel used per fap

>>6471190
I've always wondered who the artist of this is. Would someone enlighten me?