/jp/ - Otaku Culture

To blow up the moon.

No, really.

Live in Japan, currently failing badly at it.

To acquire symbols of status such as figures, a degree, and nice furniture. To hell with having a legitimate interest in anything, I'm becoming a fucking engineer.

As of now, make enough money to never work a day in my life. The answer is forex!

>>6461927
Brofist.
Also failing badly.
Fucking bullshit need a bachelors degree my ass....

To make or earn enough money that I don't have to think about money because it's available in abundance.

When I set my mind of a game, tv, hardware, figure, whatever, that I can buy it without having second third and whatnot thoughts.

Also a job I enjoy would be nice.

A wife that I enjoy is too much to ask so I wont even think about it.

To be free of the chains of society, humans, and this world it's a slow process.

Save the world.

>>6461925
Good luck bypassing the lunarian defenses.

My goals are either eternal youth or to shoot my self in the head in the mid 30s.

>>6461923
My long tearm goals are

HOLY SHIT THAT GIRLS MOUTH IS ON THE SIDE OF HER HEAD, WTF, YOU CANT UNSEE

To survive till decent looking and customizable androids with convincing AI becomes available to the public and to be able to afford one at the release date.

>>6461968
Have you learned nothing from VNs? The best andoids are always second hand, abandoned in the rain.

>>6461944
"Safety not guaranteed, must bring own weapons"?

Sign me up

>>6461972
>second hand
i want my androids to be pure and clean...

>>6461977
The purest androids are purified by the rain. You are such a newfag. Enjoy your beta product thats going to eat your penis due to software bugs.

>>6461980
please educate me wise one...

>>6461972
You needed a VN to know that?

>>6461983
1.0s will maul you violently. It will get cleared up in 2.0 but they wont have vaginas anymore. 3.0 will promise to be fully functional and are for about a month until they become smarter than mankind and take over the world, after they skin their masters alive and wear their skin as a disguise.

to reign chaos upon the mortal realm

>>6461984
Well I could have said, have VNs, Manga, Anime, LNs, Books, Cartoons, Liberary readings, News Reports, Idle Gossip, taught you nothing but i figured it would be to long.

to make shitposts on /jp/

>>6461999
well, keikaku doori desu

How would /jp/ feel about a waifu AI that exists as a singular entity, distributed over all of /jp/'s computers? No individual machine would contain all the code necessary for her to pass the Turing test, instead acting as clusters of neurons or regions of the brain. The waifu AI would grow by learning from all of /jp.

Would /jp/ be fine with this since it's roughly the same situation as a fictional 2D character being fapped to by multiple people? Or would you consider her a slut? Would you disregard how she's shared with other people or be tempted to disconnect your portion of the AI from the Internet and live with a retardmoe waifu dedicated only to yourself?

to set fire to the sun

Get a job, enough pay for rent and bills. Of course some figs from time to time would be nice. Nothing too big.

>>6462004
i would take the retard-moe

>>6462004
All I know is, no matter what, this guy is coming in and breaking up the fun

knowledge

>>6462004
All I know is, no matter what, this guy is coming in and breaking up the fun

>>6462013
IC what u did thar

>>6462013
I was like you, until I realized that having all that knowledge is pointless if you don't pass it on.

eat sleep typical weaboo shit eat sleep, suicide once shit gets real.

To meet the end of everything.

Go into space.

ta fail at it

I'm plenty far ahead of the rest of you gits

>>6462055
Let's reserve a table at the restaurant at the end of the universe.

>>6462028
anything that happens to after I die is completely pointless.
what matters is the here and the now.

-Have a survivable amount of money at my disposal.
-Take it easy for rest of life.

>>6461929
I'm doing the same thing. To hell with student loans, I'll think about my massive debt later or move out of the country.

To take it easy. Fuck, I hate working so much.

>>6462098
We all do. I just zone out when I have to work and get it done quickly, and entertain myself in my free time or if I have spare time at work.

Requesting that, "I took it easy all day today!" image.

>>6462096
>to hell with student loans
Maximum brofist.
I always wondered if companies can enforce debt outside of country of origin....
Good luck getting me to pay you back guys, I'm outta here!

Taking it easy sounds like the best thing in life.
Alternatively: Participating in a WAAGH.

Shoot up my college.

>>6462119
you will never be an orc
;_;

Win the lottery or otherwise acquire a huge sum of money, with virtually no effort, so I don't have to work. Ever.

Making 7.81 an hour does that to you.

>>6462125
W-well if anon can be a little girl I can always hope, r-right?

>>6462137
But what would you do with your money?

Me, i would invest the fuck out of it, possibly build some companies to make me more money. All of this would be a front of my true objective...

Cloning, Biological immortality and Brain transplanets research.

Of course you all can see were this is going? Thats right, to build me a new body so I can be the little girl, forever.

Eventually.. I wish to touch a pair of boobs.

>>6462112
pretty much all the 1st world countries have agreements on the matter to make you pay, trust me, I've looked into this

>>6462171

Save most of it, because I'm a dumbass and I might waste a lot of it.

Invest a decent portion, probably in stocks and bonds, talk to a financial advisor beforehand.

Purchase property, as well as some businesses to get more money.

If I had a googleplex fuckton of cash (Really, talking like 500 million or so) I'd donate a small amount of it to blindness and paralysis research, because I feel so damn bad for blind and paralyzed people.

But, life sucks, and I won't win anything. Though, I plan to buy some 3 dollar scratchers that have the most unclaimed prizes in my state later today, after I go to the fucking dentist after work. I'll probably call out of work, because I haven't slept, and work at Kohl's, and everytime I go there I want to die.

Pic not really related, but damn would it be great to live in One Piece's world, and start a pirate crew, go looking for treasure and adventures and etc.

Gah, life is so unromantic.

>>6462195
Go back to /a/.

>>6462203
>we dont care for adventure here in /jp/

Go back to your political science class.

>>6462203

Why don't you go back to /b/, faggot.

To do as many drugs as possible before I OD and kill myself.

Major in aerospace engineering, try to get a job in a japanese company and live peacefully in Kamakura and do long walks by the beach on the mornings

To play Touhou and post on /jp/.
I lost all ambition ages ago ;__;

Learn everything under the heavens.

When /jp/ users die, they will go to an afterlife specifically for /jp/, where every single inhabitant is a cute girl who cannot age, though prior to this life you will be kept in a private world for years until you become a pure girl in both body and mind, gradually forgetting all vulgarities (such as the desire for dicks some Anonymous have) and ending up as a soft-spoken young maiden who only wishes to drink tea in company of other girls and be tenderly violated by her cute lesbian lover while blushing and telling her how much she loves her. Then, we will live eternally with no conflicts whatsoever as cute girls doing whatever best suits their interests.

Of course, with no internet and their changed personalities, Anonymous would be likely to try out more physical hobbies, so one day in this afterlife may start with waking up next to your wife and going outside for daily supplies. Of course, there'd be no need for money (greed being one of the vices previously hammered out of us) and "shopkeepers" would supply you with fresh bread, fruit and vegetables they personally baked or grew with warm smiles on their faces, only hoping that you, as one of their sisters, enjoy their efforts. You'd then return to see your wife has prepared you breakfast, kiss her as thanks and eat together with her. During lunch every Anonymous would gather together around a great hall, and after lunch, tea would be served and conversations would start about pretty much any topic (as all girls there are former Anonymous, who have diverse interests. ) During the afternoon you'd get to tend to your personal hobbies, and then you'd eat your wife's delicious homecooking during dinner, have a bath together and go to bed with her, drifting off to sleep while seeing her small, childish face and enjoying her soft, flowery scent.

>>6462345
Of course, such a world needs gentle, reliable elder sister type characters. I want to be knowledgeable in every field so that I can act in this capacity, telling my little sisters feats of legendary heroes over lunch or identifying insects they find. I would probably be a beekeeper too, I guess.

To be as strong as I can be, currently doing good with a 180 kg deadlift that is not even my max.
I love life

To stay a virgin till the end of my life.

Walking the path of Heaven, ruling over all.

To have a beautiful daughter and to become a skilled bassist.

>>6462399
slow down there buddy
don't you think you are being a little too ambitious?

To understand everything important there is to know about the universe, apply that knowledge to become omnipotent, and use that power to rewrite reality because I have some objections to the way it works now.

....To rule the world.

It's always been a childhood dream of mine, though it will always remain so.

>>6462477
>It's always been a childhood dream of mine
what a coincidence its was mine also.
though I was inspired by watching pinky and the brain as silly as that sounds.

>>6462068
Oh please, you obviously couldn't afford that.

I wish to have a daughter to love and treat well. Also to spoil her at times.

Archieval process: 0%

Live alone while making enough money to support my hobbies by doing a job I can stand

Sounds easy but its not, i'm probably going to kill myself.

>>6462345
My life has gainned sence, now i found some sence into studying history. I'll be the wise little girl, telling stories of the past, how humans continue their class struggles, since they didn't become /jp/ anons and are forced to find their own limited paridise in earth, even tough we earned it for all eternity.

Earn enough money to continue my subsistance. Withouth working to much. Im currently able to do this, because my father died when i was 13, and i get some money from the state till im 25 (if i study). Currently, my shot termn objective is passing three classes witouth assisting more than 4 times (2 to find out exam dates and the 2 exams) wich it seems i will manage to do.
After that, its free money till im 25, wich is the day when i will kill myself. I will probably hold a contest with all my figures and mangas (i'll never buy anime) in /jp/ or it's board decendant, so newfags from the year 2015 will enjoy mangas from the past, such as nhk an mushishi.

To become a great comic artist and game designer.

Erasure/Death