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Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:43:30 2010 No.6456378 [Reply] [Original]

>I spent 11 months in Iraq with my fiancé (now wife) and we brought home a camel spider that we kept as a pet. It was so cute and is actually potty trained. It grew from just a few inches to about a foot long (I saved all of it’s skins). We let it sleep with us in our bed—just like a puppy. Recently, my wife developed a lump on the left side of her abdomen. The doctors agreed that it was benign (basic cyst). A dermatologist at the Mayo clinic lanced it and found several marble-sized eggs and a live, baby spider.

>Now, we have a beautiful daughter (spider) named Shadow. My wife feels blessed to have been the surrogate mother and the two of them (Hungry and Shadow) are part of our family. Today I found a lump on the inside of my mouth—what a joy!!

>>	The Destroyer of Elah !!EzZ4ge15Iuj Tue Nov 16 02:45:30 2010 No.6456381 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING SHIT

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:46:30 2010 No.6456384 How sweet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:46:30 2010 No.6456385 File: 12 KB, 146x251, 1276589171807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:46:30 2010 No.6456386 Sounds pleasant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:46:30 2010 No.6456388 fuck you

>>	ロリあき Tue Nov 16 02:46:30 2010 No.6456389 /jp/ - Horrendous spiders/general

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:46:30 2010 No.6456390 Neet

Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:48:30 2010 No.6456393
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You know those stories you read where at first you're like "Yeah, no way," but then you think about it and wonder if it actually happened somewhere out there?

Those stories are fucking horrifying

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:48:30 2010 No.6456394 File: 21 KB, 400x400, 1288616192851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:48:30 2010 No.6456395 >I found a lump on the inside of my mouth—what a joy!! fuck this shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:49:30 2010 No.6456399 >>6456389 Please God no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:50:30 2010 No.6456401 obvious fake

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:51:30 2010 No.6456402 Wait, ten legs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:51:30 2010 No.6456403 Crossposted from /v/

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:52:30 2010 No.6456404 File: 84 KB, 600x422, sup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:53:30 2010 No.6456409 File: 94 KB, 1152x864, lol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:54:30 2010 No.6456412 >camel spider >a foot long lol no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:54:30 2010 No.6456413 >>6456404 That actually looks pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:54:30 2010 No.6456415 >>6456404 Spider pictures like that are moe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:57:30 2010 No.6456418 File: 19 KB, 432x419, camel_spider_sandoval.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6456412 not far off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 02:57:30 2010 No.6456419 File: 384 KB, 1050x1012, 5e89dbb258b81070579363029add6b20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 03:03:30 2010 No.6456429 File: 65 KB, 519x680, 1229704421819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't squwish me mishter pwease.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 03:05:30 2010 No.6456431 >>6456429 :3

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 03:05:30 2010 No.6456434 File: 235 KB, 796x462, earrrgh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6456429

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 03:07:30 2010 No.6456437 File: 112 KB, 757x599, Yamame_bartender.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is that so? Interesting.. care for a free scotch on the house for such a regaling tale?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 03:08:30 2010 No.6456440 File: 394 KB, 800x800, MakeContent muramasa spiderman..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting spider waifu in a spider waifu thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 03:09:30 2010 No.6456443 >>6456418 Picture is an illusion of scale The biggest they get is 8 inches, but that's a generous estimate on the maximum, with the majority being around 2.3 inches.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 03:11:30 2010 No.6456445 >>6456437 If it were free scotch then it wouldn't really matter whether it was on the house or not

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 03:12:30 2010 No.6456452 File: 64 KB, 640x480, dawson-crying.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6456443 >8 inch long spider

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 03:15:30 2010 No.6456463 >>6456452 >vast majority only 2.3 inches or smaller >feed on various arthropods >live in the desert

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 16 03:17:30 2010 No.6456466 File: 10 KB, 250x237, 1277867704610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6456463 2.3 inch long spider

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