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>implying I want to be manly

That's silly even for a superstition.

i just did
surprisingly disappointed nothing happened
;_;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troxler%27s_fading

Aint shit happening but your mind playing tricks on you.

Why would I want to do that? It sounds like a real dick move.

I already saw Yukari or one of her look-a-likes in a Borders Books and Music. It scared me shitless.

That's more than enough Yukari for one lifetime.

Nope not going to risk it.

I just did this, and a hand came out and slapped me.

It wasn't Yukari's, it was my sister's for barging in while she was taking a shower.

The bloody mary thing still scares me bro.

Just did it and nothing happened. I wish adding excitement to my life would be so easy.

Just did it. Yukari appeared and agreed to take me into Gensokyo. She says that if I want to go there and be a youkai girl so much, she will turn me into a fairy and drop me with no equipment in the middle of Gensokyo so that I can enjoy freezing and getting beaten or mugged for years until I manage to claw out a somewhat acceptable life (that is, three meals a day and a roof over my head. ) She gave me a few minutes to say my goodbyes.

Bring it on. If anyone else lands on Gensokyo, well, hope we find each other.

>>6449823
Real M- little girls get beaten up and raped until they get shit powerful in Gensokyo so they do the raping and beating up then.
In there little girls have the saying.

>>6449832
Reverse Rape.

My forte.

>>6449741
Would Candyman win in a fight against the old hag?

>>6449840
I am rather fond of it, myself.

QUALITY THREA­D

>>6449823
>Yukari will never snatch me out of my pathetic life and drop me somewhere in Gensokyo

;__;

>>6449847
Tonights the night
Chapter 4

>>6449870
I hope it has more Remilia and biting.

>>6449859
well, all you'd gain from that would be either death if you met a beast youkai, or a boring life of a farmer in human village.

no more internet.

>>6449873
It will, but not nearly as violent as the first chapter.
Saving that for the last chapter with another character

>>6449889
I am looking forward to it.

>>6449884
I´d lend myself a bit money/help from patchi, eirin and other "useful" persons and build a construction company with lot´s of hard working fairies constructing the nessesary infrastructure, then i flood their medieval markets with lot´s of technology and observe how that mediocre country is developing into a huge, capitalstic industrial nation with me on the top.

also
>implying the majority of youkai wouldn´t spare me since i´m probably the only male besides that fag Rinnosuke and therefore most likely very popular with the ladies

>>6449933
>Only other male besides Rinnosuke.

Everyone is gay in Gensokyo.

enjoy your sexy beam.

>>6449933
Sorry, there's other males there already. They'll be just like you, though, unnamed and below the notice of anybody important.

>>6449933

There are tons of men in Gensokyo.

You may want to consider expecting the unexpected.

>>6449933
hey business major how do you think you're going to bootstrap the industrial revolution in Gensokyo? Good luck building microchips without HF much less high purity silicon.

>>6449964
kappa ingenuity

>>6449937
I'd say everyone is Bi in Gensokyo.

Rinno can only service so many, Youki is getting up there in years and the Scarlets killed their sire.

Byakuren's brother is dead, as well.

I'd imagine they grab any male they can and the rest of the time it's lesbian sex.

>>6449949
with humans it makes sense
but since species reproduce to replace its numbers due to death, and since yokai can live to centuries
it would make sense that there would be a small number of male yokai,
seeing as they are not all that necessary.

>>6449985
Or he has a monopoly on the sex toy and aphrodisiac market.

>>6449979
So how ya gonna make the machine tools punk? Do you know how fucking hard it is to make accurate machine tools? Where are you even going to mine the metal to make them, as I don't believe Gensokyo has any natural ore deposits?

>>6450003
I don't believe Gensokyo has any natural ore deposits?
why not?

>>6449994
That too.

>>6450003
I think you don't believe Gensokyo has any natural ore deposits?????

>>6450017
see, this is why your dad is gay

grow up

>>6450017
>>6450009
Japan doesn't have any natural resources. Gensokyo is in Japan. Therefore Gensokyo doesn't have any natural ore deposits.

YOU HAVE NOT ENOUGH MINERALS!

>>6450003
>I don't believe Gensokyo has any natural ore deposits
Sure. And their swords/weapons were made out of what exactly?

Also they could always steal stuff from the human world. i mean remilia and her folks managed to get their huge-as victorian mansion to gensokyo after all.

>>6450045
Japan did have mines in the past bro

you also have to take into account that less than a century ago,one way or another Japan aquried enough resources to build a war machine that invaded Manchuria and kept the Ameircan and later British navies at bay for years.

>>6450050
Excellent, and then what happens when massive amounts of metals start vanishing? Or when machine tools start poofing into thin air(machine tools are fucking heavy, by design). Boatloads full of iron don't simply go unaccounted for, even if they sink there are companies that salvage them.

>>6450080
>Excellent, and then what happens when massive amounts of metals start vanishing?
people will freak out
whats your point?

>>6450066
And now they are all mined out.
>>6450071
Yes and they imported those resources.

>>6450092
And then gensokyo gets exposed.

>>6450093
well then Genoskyo just needs to import metals
whats the problem?

>>6450099
no it doesn't
boat disappears, people blame aliens
end of story

>>6450105
Oh wow, our iron shipments keep disappearing, let's put GPS trackers on all of our boats. Gensokyo=EXPOSED!

>>6450127
does GPS even work within gensokyo?

>>6449953
...Nopperabou gay rape?

>>6450130
Can one see the sun and stars in gensokyo? If so GPS probably works.

>>6450127
>Oh wow, our iron shipments keep disappearing, let's put GPS trackers on all of our boats. oh crap, the boat suddenly vanished from our radars in the middle of an ocean.

ALIENS! or alternatively those damn sea pirates sunk it. there's no way it was moved to another dimension after all.

>>6450155
if it was possible to penetrate the barrier with a simple satellite, it would be exposed years ago.

i doubt a weak gps signal could ever penetrate the border.

or yukari could just gap out the ore without the boats.

I'll do it.

But not right now, I should probably wait until about midnight.

>>6450158
When a boat sinks a major investigation is carried out, mainly to figure out who gets their ass sued into oblivion. Somali Pirates sinking a boat would be unprecedented as most Somali Pirates don't sink ships they hold them ransom. In addition cargo ships operating in those regions are now equipped with an assortment of anti-pirate weapons.

>>6450155
Clever. Very clever. I never thought about that.

>Boatloads full of iron don't simply go unaccounted for

>>6450168
well then gensokyo would be exposed by it's lack of GPS signal or it's impenatrable-ness to electromagnetic radiation.

Also one could put a neutrino emitter in with the ore, and then figure out where in the world it is with all the neutrino detectors in the world. Oh and Japan has one of the biggest neutrino detectors. GENSOKYO = EXPOSED!

Gensokyo does not need whole boats of iron shipments often. With all that quantity they get with one cargo ship they won't need another one for years.
And of course they have Iron in Youkai Mountain or somewhere else. And even if not there are other ways to get some, the Youkai know how to get it.

>>6450215
Gensokyo is totally self-contained, you dimwit. Nothing disappeared from Japan when it was created except the beings inside. If the border ever comes down, the resultant convergence trauma would probably damage the region of Japan it coexists with quite badly.

>>6450215
that's why i think gensokyo's a completely separate dimension, with a normal human-populated area occupying the same space in the real world.

if it was just an area surrounded by a border like a force field, it'd be discovered long ago.

>>6450226
exactly, besides would yukari even gap in boatloads full of iron?

The border between our world and Gensokyo is the border between reality and myth.
If you truly believe myths are real, then there is no border, and you can pass into Gensokyo.
The border isn't a physical force field or anything.

>>6450219
Well of course they have iron, iron is quite abundant in Earth's crust, it's the not so abundant, industrially useful stuff like tungsten, rhenium, rhodium, yttrium, hafnium, copper, etc. That would be hard to get in gensokyo.

>>6450230

It's another dimension out of phase with our own.

Can you go to the geographical location of Gensokyo? Yes.

In fact, everything there would literally be right in front of you, mere inches from your face at times, but you are invisible and cannot interact with it just as it cannot interact with the outside world.

If you looked a little deeper than just what 4chan says, and read the source material, Gensokyou is where forgotten things go to live out the rest of their days.

Rinsoukke's entire shop is based upon things the outside world has thrown away and everyone forgot about. Since it's all forgotten, it is never missed.

I also think IRL Gensokyou borders a landfill or something. That would explain how so much trash from our world ends up there since it becomes forgotten. This same forgotten principle applies to mythical creatures as well. Remilia is the last vampire, ever. There are none in the "real" world anymore, that's why she moved.

>>6450253
>If you looked a little deeper than just what 4chan says, and read the source material, Gensokyou is where forgotten things go to live out the rest of their days

That's just what Rinnosuke thinks. You don't have to listen to him. He probably has no idea what he's talking about.

>This same forgotten principle applies to mythical creatures as well. Remilia is the last vampire, ever. There are none in the "real" world anymore, that's why she moved.

I think Remilia would be a little put out if her mansion up and vanished while she was sleeping.

What if Gensokyo was actually created in the atomic bombings, and its inhabitants are people who were killed in the initial blast?

>>6450268
IT'S LIKE I'M WATCHING LOST ALL OVER AGAIN

>>6449823
Before I attempt this, can anyone give me a list of touhous who are nice and won't try to kill me?

The only friendly touhous I know of are Nitori and Marisa, and I'm not even entirely sure about Marisa.

I want to try this but it's too awkward. Even by myself.

Someone teach me the secret to do it.

>>6450253

>Gensokyou is where forgotten things go to live out the rest of their days.

Then where the hell are my:

-Chivalrous Knights
-Wild-West gunslingers
-Dashing privateer captains
-Rugged, brave frontiersman who can wrassle a bahr
-etc.

>>6450299
alcohol

>>6449859
Yukari-obaachan has some big feet.

>>6450305
B-but what if she actually appears...? What do I tell her? I did call her a hag, FIVE TIMES. The thought is both exhilarating and scary.

>>6450330
All the better to give mindblowing footjobs with.

>>6450300
There are no more and because the world haven't actually forgot about them. Outdated pieces of crap that are found at Kourin's are only there because the original owner threw it out or simply forgot it was lying in the back of there closet.

>>6450300

Oh... but there are, just turns out most of them were drunkenly lost oni way out of Japan.
Seriously, wrestle a bear? Not even Mikhail Kalashnikov routinely wrestles bears, at least not anytime recently.

The ones that weren't haven't actually been forgotten yet.

>>6450348
Tell her she's a hag because she has the power to solve all these crisises (crises?) like AIDS and famine and stuff, but does nothing.

She'll probably still think you're an idiot, but at least you won't have said it for no reason.

>>6450378
I don't think being a hag has anything to do with solving problems. She'd probably just call me an idio-

...oh.

>>6449847
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12D8YRNOt-a0zQvxZIi4meDfu-Yoh_NCW9lP00xRbEOU/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CMfX-w8#

Chapter four is done, one more to go.
On a side note, Joe Hisaishi is the shit, I listened to him while writing the ending of this chapter

Also what the fuck, I used link shortener on my last chapter, but now it's making me not use it, oh well.

>>6449741

Where can I find the other ones?

As my friends from /v/ would say...

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>6450506
Chapter one:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LR5CDmE7cPROvfr3yOLQjRn5ySLJhXiIPxyxXaLjeco/edit?authkey=CLaXkJA
E&hl=en#

Chapter Two:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LR5CDmE7cPROvfr3yOLQjRn5ySLJhXiIPxyxXaLjeco/edit?authkey=CLaXkJA
E&hl=en#

Chapter Three:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LR5CDmE7cPROvfr3yOLQjRn5ySLJhXiIPxyxXaLjeco/edit?authkey=CLaXkJA
E&hl=en#

>>6449741
I was repeating Yukari name in fron of mirror name for few days. So if she would listen to it...

>>6450535
she only listens to obaasan or old hag.

>>6450361
I'd say the world has forgotten about cowboys more than it's forgotten about vampires and Japanese folklore.

>>6450664
She must be some sort of masochist then since she only shows up when people are mean to her.

>>6450716

Just like real girls, m i rite.

>>6450372
Well, a shamanistic ceremony of Altaic Turks involves breaking the back of a live horse without spilling any of its blood to the ground (bare hands optional. ) And this ceremony is done by every family fairly often, so experienced shamans are probably so capable in the art of inflicting spinal cord injuries that they can break mortal men's backs with a particularly fierce gaze and leave bears paraplegic with a single punch. And the reason the horse is killed is so that the shaman can catch the its spirit and ride it to ascend to the sky, so after each bear he kills, the shaman is left with a new spirit-bear at his command. Which he can ride.

In fact, we need an Altaic shaman Touhou. She'd be a girl dressed in animal skins, with the traditional drum that hosts a bunch of important spirits. She'd be like a miko, except instead of having deities possess her, she'd just beat her drum and they'd come out of it.

>>6450515
Those are all the same links.

>>6451054
Well shit. One sec

https://docs.google.com/leaf?id=0B1VZ0PDdb4qzYjdiZTg4NGUtODVlMi00OTRlLWJhYmEtYmY5Y2JmMmI5NGY1&hl
=en

Link to the folder, this'll be easier.

baba baba baba baba batmaaaan

I said it five times and she didn't appear. I even had a little bit of wine before attempting the summoning. What might I have done wrong?

maybe she will read this thread:

Old hag Yukari Yakumo
Old hag Yukari Yakumo
Old hag Yukari Yakumo
Old hag Yukari Yakumo
Old hag Yukari Yakumo

hiya granny! looking hawt today eh?

make sure you Yukari proof your house before attempting this

Yukari is one of those Touhous whose status as a slut is recognized, but not talked about as frequently as Aya or Sanae.

Seriously, you do realize what she does to every faceless man she "spirits" away, right?

>>6457270
That old hag is harder to keep out of your house than a Hound of Tindalos.

>>6457300

She buys them a coffee?