/jp/ - Otaku Culture

doesn't /tg/ already have hundreds of those in quest threads?

Or does CYOA mean something other than Choose Your Own Adventure

>>6444268
It is.

But I have a better idea.

Demented Erotic fiction thread.

Sup random anon.

In before failed attempt at a personal army request.

>>6444268
/jp/ should have threads like that.
Too bad everyone here has their heads too far up their asses to have any fun.

>>6444268
>goes to /tg/
WHAT THE FUCK.

You are an autistic neet sitting in your bedroom. You have a figure of Yukari on your desk. You are wearing Reimu's shrine maiden dress. It is a little tight around your waist. You are browsing /jp/ and shaking your head in dismay at all the shitty threads you have to report. Your neckbeard itches slightly.

>Action?

Those are against the rules.

>>6444297
[X] Shit in the corner

>>6444297
Look for animated touhou h as there seems to be none heard of

It was bad enough when they started shitting up /tg/. Summer 2010 has killed /jp/ though, it will never be like it used to be a year or more ago

;_;

>>6444282
>/jp/ should have threads like that.
I don't see why not. We already have shipping and porn threads, so why not pile shit onto more shit?

>>6444311
It was always this bad, only slower.

>>>/m/
>>>/y/

>>6444304

>[X]Shit on the floor

All the shitty threads on /jp/ overwhem you. There is even that primeval nigger faggot Arcueid Brunestud posting. How you hate him. He makes your anus tingle with rage. Even more so now that you frequently visualize your beautiful True Ancestor waifu as a large black man bench pressing weight in the gym while wearing stockings.

There is a pressure in your gut. You heave your bulk off the chair, farting loudly and precipitously. Wobbling over to the corner, you lift your skirt, pull down your panties, and squat. After a moment of strain, a thick, hard turd starts to slide out of your anus, hitting the floor with a soft squelch. A rank stench fills the air.

Ahhhh. Relief at last. You wish you could expel this shit all over that tripfag's keyboard, but this will have to do.

>Action?

what's that about TAHN A

>>6444332
No it wasn't. I first started posting here around Christmas 2009 and it was completely different.

I mean there were always weekenders but we took it easy even though we got spammed by Dawson and kimmo constantly.

We were also not just '/a/ with touhou'

>>6444325
...
You need to smoke weed right now.

>>6444348
I see that I'm not the only one who thought about Turn A here.

>>6444347
[X] Enter the Dimension kill.

>>6444361

You spin around rapidly in an attempt to shift into another dimension.

You only succeed in making yourself slightly nauseous. It seems as if you are trapped in your room for now. The smell of fresh human feces overwhelms your nose.

>Action?

>>6444384
[X] Fap

>>6444391

Ah yes, a good fap will relieve the burning rage you feel right now. If only for a few minutes, at least. You pull your panties back up without wiping your shit-smeared ass. You figure your parents will wash it soon at any rate.

Seating yourself before the computer, your fingers hesitate momentarily over the keyboard. What will you fap to?

>Action?

Fuck CYoA threads. Write some real fanfiction instead. You know, the sort that's planned and well-written.

>>6444384
[X] Turn into Edward Millson
Receive Demolikquia Find devil tears Forge the Blade onto the hilt you know have a weapon that has a 65% chance of poisoning somebody with any diesiese illness virus or any blight in the human world running a a 2x faster rate than said Affliction normally would the blade is purple wit hvarious bone spikes coming out of it horzontally (it resembs zabimaru)

>>6444355

updates now Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6

>>6444427

Waiting for

>>6444398 to be answered.

>>6444398
>my waifu

why don't you just go back to THP? this shit was banned for a reason.

>>6444464
Thp for touhou stories
i'm after something completely different

>>6444398
Take a shower, and then go outside in the normalest cloths I can find.

>>6444464
I feel uncomfortable on THP as I did not pay attention to it during its creation and its culture is very alien and frightening to me.

It's almost as if this thread is a parody of THP threads.

>>6444450

>mai waifu

You begin to look up pictures of your waifu. But like any good /jp/edo, you have many, many pictures of her doing the most unimaginably filthy things. It goes without saying that you have a folder for each kink that your waifu participates in.

What will you fap to your waifu doing?

>action?

>Turn A
>>6444398
This.

>>6444504
Raped by numerous faceless men.

>>6444464
We don't want him.

[X] Decompiled version of Border of Extacy.

Was Turn A the one with the ridiculous moustache Gundam?

>>6444511

You open up your 'Gang Rape' folder. Already you feel that familiar tingle in your loins, sweat beading on your forehead as you survey the many, many pictures of your waifu being fucked by large, juicy dicks in her mouth, anus, pussy, hands, feet, and even the crooks of her knees and elbows. Cum and drool is almost everywhere. You can't tell whether you want to be fucking your waifu or BE your waifu in the middle of all these cocks.
Her body is practically glazed in male juices. You fap furiously with one hand, using the other to swap pictures. In a short while you blow your load, moistening your fingers with your sperm.

Crap, looks like you forgot to get tissues and perhaps a handy sock to clean the mess up with. You now have a choice - either eat the sperm like a true /jp/edo, or wipe it off with something.

>Action?

>>6444536
[x]Rub it on your chest.

>>6444536
Thank you for considering us left-handed fappers by keeping it hand-neutral.

>>6444544

You wipe your hand off on your chest. Your manboobs are now somewhat sticky, as are your fingers. You allow your shrine maiden outfit to fall back over your pudgy body. All better.

>Action?

>>6444525
Superior mustachioed robot.

>>6444536
[X] let it loose on my belly, it'll take care of itself

>>6444551
[x]Go upstairs and get some food from the fridge.

Why is this roleplay making me laugh so damn hard?

>>6444560

You observe the door. Outside you can hear your parents arguing loudly. You're not really sure if you want to leave the safety of your room, especially in your current state of dress. Your parents will likely monopolize hours of your time and prevent you from browsing your beloved /jp/. Still, you are a little hungry, and the Pocky and Ramune is starting to get a little old. You're not sure if it's worth it, though.

>Action?

>>6444565
OH, GOD.......!

Arc, since when were you a writer? I knew you went to touhou-project but that's what you do?

>>6444574
[X] Get banned from /jp/ so I can do something productive with my life like resetting my router

>>6444574
[x]Start sobbing uncontrollably. You are really hungry.

>>6444574
Throw some more presentable clothing on top and roll out.

>>6444592
He's been writing a Lunarian fanfic for ages. Gonna release it any year now.

>>6444596

It is nearly impossible to get banned from /jp/. Still, you post some 3D CP in the hopes that the mods will take offense.

/jp/ has no mods, though. You waste hours of your valuable time waiting for someone to delete the thread. Your stomach rumbles hungrily. The sperm on your chest has gone all crusty and stale.

>Action?

>>6444606
Ah, okay.

Reported for CYOA and roleplaying. Enjoy your ban.

>>6444609

[x] Jump in the lake

>>6444609
Hop in your Gundam once it's dark and travel to Gensoukyo.

>>6444609
[x]Indulge in self-delusion. Pretend you are Reimu flying through the skies solving an incident.

>>6444622

You fail miserable to find a lake in your room.

You are really quite hungry and thirsty now. Your gut protests loudly at this uncivil treatment. It is used to being frequently filled.


>Action?

>this thread

I'm disappointed, /jp/. Way to prove that you're as immature as gaia or /b/.

>>6444609
>/jp/ has no mods, though. You waste hours of your valuable time waiting for someone to delete the thread
I laughed.

>>6444629
[x]Admit defeat. Face the world to get some food.

>>6444629
Climb out the window.

>>6444632
This is nothing new, you're just in denial.

>>6444638
Bulldicks, I've had threads deleted.

>>6444632
It's Arc. We're used to him. He has a free pass on anything when he's high.

>>6444464
He was banned on THP for being a complete fucking retard and then banned again after getting butthurt and trying to start raids.

>>6444639

Your social anxiety and autism kicks in as you consider the door. You hyperventilate, gasping for breath as your heart pounds nearly a million miles a minute, gooseflesh prickling all over your skin.

Still, you are too hungry to handle your room any longer. You shove the door open and charge outside, bustling past your confounded parents, leaving them in an openmouthed state of confusion as you fly past in your shrine maiden outfit, reeking of shit and old sperm.

As you clamber up the stairs, wheezing and panting heavily from your short run, you hear your parents resuming their argument with fervor. However, you soon forget them as the refrigerator beckons. There are also many packets of ramen noodles on the counter. So what will you, the little man-girl, eat?

>Action?

>>6444657
[x] Demand your parents order some pizza. You will dine fine tonight.

Janitor - this thread clearly violates the prohibition on CYOA bullshit as stipulated by moot. Please do your job and delete it.

>>6444657
[x]Unwrap ramen, throw it away. Eat wrapper.

>>6444657
>bustling past your confounded parents
Jesus Christ these people have nothing to do. They sat there arguing for hours while you're waiting for a thread to get deleted?

>You hyperventilate, gasping for breath as your heart pounds nearly a million miles a minute, gooseflesh prickling all over your skin.

I've had that feel before.

Who let fucking touhouproject and shrinemaiden.org in here?

You're all reported.

>>6444663

"MOOOOOOOOM!"

The argument downstairs comes to a screeching halt. You hear your father pounding away to his study, sounding obviously upset. The softer steps of your mother sound on the stairs, and soon she is in the kitchen with you, a strained smile on her face.

"Yes, dear? What's the matter?"

"I'm hungry. I want pizza," you say, with a pout.

"But, dear,"

"I'm hungry!" you wail, your eyes brimming with autistic tears.

Your mother freezes. She has seen enough of your Asperger-fueled meltdowns to know better about refusing you. She picks up the phone and dials the nearest pizza joint.

"Okay, honey. What do you want on top?"

>Action?

>>6444684
[x]Jalapenos.
Man food.

>>6444684
[x]Anchovies

>>6444684
Panties.

>>6444688

"Jalapenos," you say.

Your mother dutifully orders a pizza with jalapenos on top, with soda to drink. In a short while, the delivery man is at the door. She pays him and takes the pizza upstairs, where you are waiting with barely-repressed irritation. Without even thanking your mother, you fall upon the hot pie and devour a steaming slice. The cheese scorches your mouth, the jalapenos doubly so. You gulp down Pepsi between bites to cool your mouth, taking another slice.

Ahh, your hunger is somewhat sated, as is your thirst. Will you keep eating or leave some back for your mother?

>Action?

[x] Return to your room, pizza box in hand

>>6444681
We've had meta threads about THP before.

Arc's favorite story is Little Soldier Lost IIRC.

>>6444706
>You gulp down Pepsi
A Pepsi faggot?

>>6444706
It's best not to confront her again

[x] Retreat back to the warm glow of /jp/

>>6444715

>my face when you implied that niggers can read

ololol
loooolololol

lol. Anyway, back to the Fantastic Neet Voyage.

>>6444713

You hurry back to your room without leaving your mother any pizza, closing and locking the door so that you don't have to see her face. Wisely you also have snagged the Pepsi bottle so that you have something to drink.

All the food has energized you. You feel ready to take on /jp/ again and sage the fuck out of some shitty threads. You even feel as if you might report some posts.

>action?

>>6444729
[x]Spam Japanese Bird

>>6444715
Metathreads are shit, and tripfag circlejerk metathreads like this one are the worst of them all.

>>6444742
>tripfag circlejerk metathreads
>Exactly one tripfag
>No ones even talking about him
Full-retard.

>>6444738

You begin to spam /jp/'s frontpage with Japanese Bird. All of the tripfags on /jp/ at the moment seem extremely buttsore about this. You throb with a mighty sense of accomplishment at causing so much buttpain amongst the shittiest members of /jp/. It refreshes you even more than the crisp, cool Pepsi.

>action?

>>6444752
Start pretending you're a tripfag with open trips to annoy the tripfag population even more.

>>6444752
[x] Put Yukari fig in ass

>>6444767

You consider the Yukari figure. It would hurt a lot if you inserted it anally. Her hair is strewn around her shoulders in sharp PVC points. It would be a lot less comfortable than the buttplug and the egg vibrator you already own for anal play. You aren't entirely sure if you want to do this to your favorite fig, either.

>Action?

>>6444764

>You complete fuck-up, you forgot to enter your command with [X]. Try again.

>>6444742
>circlejerk
>one person

I don't know if Arc is that flexible.

Anyway, this is perhaps the most entertaining thing there's been here in weeks. I don't know why people are irritated.

[x] Change of heart. You just can't do that to your favorite fig. Better make it the Reisen.

>>6444774

[X] Leave room, punch mother.

>>6444774
[x]Insert into your sister's anus to test for pain.

>>6444750
Who do you think is responding to the tripfag, you fucking moron? They certainly aren't true NEET anonymous.

>>6444799
>>6444750 Here.
NEET with mental problems. I have been consistently voting on this story since its first snippet.
Your move.

>>6444789

Reisen's head is nice and smooth. It will enter your asshole perfectly. She's also a small fig, so this might be easier.

You squirt some Astroglide into your hand and coat Reisein up. You also pull your shit-crusted panties down and smear the lube on your asshole. For good measure, you stick two fingers in there and stretch your anus in preparation.

Then you stick Reisen in your butt, You wince a little as her hard plastic features poke your anal ring, but slowly and surely you manage to fit all but her legs in your asshole. Your hand is covered with a filthy mixture of shit and lube. You can feel the figuring poking you uncomfortably on the inside.

>action?

>>6444799
>TRUE NEET ONLY
Get out of /jp/.

>[x] Change of heart. You just can't do that to your favorite fig. Better make it the Reisen.

>>6444799
>true NEET anonymous.
What the fuck does this even mean?

>>6444803
[x] This is just the beginning! You can still fit a figure up there. Jam Tewi in your asshole.

>>6444803
[X] run outside.

>>6444782
>this is perhaps the most entertaining thing there's been here in weeks

/b/ called; they want you back there.

>>6444812

Indeed, the Reisen figurine is not nearly as large as the giant black dildo you pleasure yourself with frequently. You like to imagine that it is that unimaginably shitty tripfag Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6, wearing his White Princess costume while he is fucking you in the ass. Or you pretend that it is Black Tewi's cock.

Speaking of Tewi, that fig of her is looking mighty delectable right now. You squirt some more astroglide into your hand, lube her up, and shove her in, somewhat painfully. The two figs are now jockeying for position in your anus. You can probably fit another in there. Your cock is erect from all the prostate stimulation, and there is a damp patch of precum in your shit-stained panties.

>Action?

>>6444826
[x] This just feels too good! Fantasize about 50 niggers ramming their cocks into your filthy body, while masturbating furiously.

>>6444822
It's the satire, not the excrement and the masturbation, that makes it funny.

But, uh, there's getting to be a lot more of that than I'm comfortable with.

>>6444826
[X] Run out the door and show mom and dad and my crying little sister!

>>6444810
>>6444808
Get the hell out of my board, normalfags.

>>6444801
You're a scenester faggot who calls himself NEET just because he was fired from his job, kicked out of college and/or dumped by his whore girlfriend and who tries to justify his new lifestyle with a self-diagnosed "mental illness." You're no more of a true NEET than any of the other millions of fucking failure normalfags out there, and you need to get the hell out.

>>6444832
>>6444832

The time is right. You fantasize being Reimu, fucked from all sides by well-hung black males as you slide the figures in and out of your shit-smeared asshole, moaning sweetly all the while. You even open your mouth as if receiving a particularly large black dick there. Your cock throbs with need as you relentlessly mash Reisen's head into the soft bulb of your prostate, fresh moans bubbling out of you with each nudge.

You can't take it anymore. You cum explosively into your panties, soaking them with a fresh wad of cum. You fall back into your chair, panting for breath, your body sticky with sweat. The smell of cum and perspiration and shit fills your nose.

>Action?

>>6444850
>fired from his job, kicked out of college and/or dumped by his whore girlfriend
Haven't done a single one of these things. I browsed /jp/ for a full on year before posting anything, and I made my first email to someone at the age of 19, after having a honest to god panic attack.
Your move.

>>6444854
[x]Grab your Eirin fig and jam it in right when you're about to climax

>>6444854
[X] Get high.

>>6444854
[x] Go on /jp/ and see a thread about CYOA's. Write something using the experiences you just had.
DOHOHOHO

>>6444857

You already came! But for good luck, you lube up your Eirin fig and slide it into your gaping butthole. You're starting to feel a little full now. You are currently sitting before your computer, with three Touhou figurines lodged in your anus, your panties drenched with sperm.

>Action?

I'm pretty sure we had CYOA threads on here before, and then the person making them got banned and they moved to a new site.

>>6444866
[X] Get high.

>>6444866
[x] Dislodge the figs, and venture outside. You need something to clean them with.

>>6444866
[x] Suddenly come to your senses and realize how fucked up your life has become, vow forever to trash your figs and toys and use 4chan in moderation until you get a job and get your shit together

>>6444868

You are too autistic to have drugs. Social contact is too much for you, and so you've never contacted a dealer. You get panic attacks simply picking up a phone!

Your mom may have prescription medications at hand, though. And there's always the Robitussin Gelcaps in your closet. There may also be Benadryl there.

>Action?

>>6444877
[x] You dont know which of those would be best to get fucked up with, so you will take them all.

>>6444855
Supporting tripfags and shitposters shows that you have the heart and spirit of a normalfag, which makes you one. You should go back to /r9k/ with the rest of your kind.

>>6444867
They did. So? Arc has ways to get back. He actually should be banned by now.

>>6444880

You consider this. However, it involves another agonizing trip outside. You can't stand being in the gaze of your parents. Their eyes burn your soul. However, the fighting seems to have stopped, and all is quiet outside. You suspect your parents have gone to their respective rooms to cope with life in their own way.

>action?

>>6444890
[x]Grab Father's gun and head to Gensokyo

>>6444884
Cool story bro. Opinions may differ.

>>6444880
>satire
I'll bet you're one of those people who thinks the intentional nonsense that Studio Gainax makes is satire too.

Retard.

It seems that this story hits a little too close to home for some people.

>>6444894

Your father owns no guns, as he is a liberal and against the ownership of firearms. You have an Airsoft gun you begged your parents to get, though. You only manage to hurt the side of your head by shooting a pellet at it.

>action?

>>6444890
[x] Go anyway. After getting high it doesn't matter if they exist or not!

>>6444903
[x] The smell is really starting to get to you. Command your mother to clean the room.

>>6444903
[x]Sneak outside for the benadryl

>>6444903
[x] Clean yourself. A shrine maiden cannot be this unsophisticated!

>This entire thread.

>>6444910

You aren't sure if you want to face your mother again, and this would involve going outside - which you do not want to do, for any reason now that you have pizza and Pepsi. Besides, you are used to the smell of shit. You frequently shit on the floor at any rate.

>action?

[x] Sudden depression has set in. Make a /jp/ meetup thread, in the vain hopes that someone, somewhere, will take it seriously.

Reported.

>>6444919

[x] Examine and admire your room.

>>6444919
[x] As I said, get shooped up. While high it doesn't matter who exists or not.

>>6444919
[x] You need to go to the Toilet. Piss on the Floor. /jp/ needs to know about this, tell them.

This thread is a good example why CYOAs were banned and shunned by old /jp/.

>>6444920

You make a /jp/ meetup thread. After searching some, you find a picture of some 2D Dickgirls cumming in each other's mouths and anuses.

You post this with the text '/jp/ meetup, me on the right.'

To your dismay, that unimaginably shitty tripfag Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 posts in it!

You can't believe it.

Already he's posting there and shitting up your perfectly good thread with his insociable nigger attitude and his general niggery. You grind your teeth in annoyance - then you notice that the picture you posted has a dark-skinned futa having her oversized cock titfucked by another futa. That must have drawn him, you reckon. You imagine that maybe Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 if you post a picture of a black person making a clown out of themselves, or a black criminal being beaten by the police.

>Action?

[x] Steal the car and go to his house to beat him up, only traveling at night.

>>6444945
[x] Turn into a jet
[x] Bomb the russians

>>6444945
[x] That goshdarn nigger just makes you so angry! Call him out on his shit.

>>6444945
[x] Tell Arc that you want to suck his black cock and have him ram it up your ass. You want his cum all over you. God, you are so lonely.

>>6444945
Bump your own thread by shitposting. No one's gonna notice it's you anyway.

>>6444945
[x] Post niggers getting attacked by the police.

>>6444949

Your parents have the car keys. You do not want to interact with your parents, for obvious reasons. Their car is an expensive luxury model with an alarm and LOJACK, so stealing it is out of the question. You do not want to Go Outside, at any rate. Merely approaching the front door makes you break out in a cold sweat and your heart pound madly.

>Action?

>>6444972
[x]This is too much for you! Go back to your room and masterbate to your little sister.

>>6444976

Your little sister's door is locked. You suspect that your father has something to do with it, after he saw you watching your 'Japanese Cartoon Game' on your computer. He will never understand that Visual Novels are the greatest form of modern art known to mankind. After tugging at the door weakly with your flabby fingers, you realize that it isn't going to open.

>Action?

>>6444997
[x] You've prepared for this eventuality. Pick the lock.

>>6444997
[x]Call out to your sister, tell her you have something for her in your room, lock the door when she gets inside.

>>6444997
[x] That shit can't be. Tell your Father exactly why VNs are the best form of entertainment until he finally gets it.

>>6444997
[x] Lockpick the door! Nothing can possibly go wrong! Today I'm on fire!

>>6444997
[X] Fuck that shit, steam straight into it using our massive corpulent body as a battering ram this is hitting uncomfortably close to home

>>6445004
>>6445012
She's gonna hear you do this and come out to complain fucktards.

Might as well break the door down.

>>6445004

Slick little bastard, ain't ya? With eBay, you've purchased an industrial lockpick, used only by the finest locksmiths! No door is an obstacle to you. You feel as if you could invade Fort Knox with these bad boys.

In an instant you've opened your sister's door. There she is, lying flat on her back in the bed, snoring obliviously, smelling of soap and shampoo from her bath. You can already feel your penis stiffening in the silk of your panties as you survey her bare stomach. Her pajama shirt has rolled up her body from all of her tossing and turning!

>Action?

>>6445050
[x]Lock the door behind you, also put something on the door to block out the noise. Don't want your parents barging in, now.

>>6445050
[x] Today you will try and go all the way. With your sweaty fat man hands, try and remove her bottom wear

>>6445050
[x] Move her body into the optimal position and start fapping.

>>6445050
[x] Leap on our loli imouto from across the room, smothering her under our huge rolls of fat before she can make a sound or run away.

>>6445053

You lock the door behind you and wisely buffer it with some of your sister's numerous stuffed animals. Just smelling them makes your penis even harder. The scent of your sister's loli body is all over the toys, and you forcefully resist the urge to hold one to your nose and inhale deeply.
Your sister continues to snore away, quite oblivious. She's rolled over again, her flat loli butt stuck up in the air. She seems to be drooling slightly on her pillow.

>Action?
>Action?

>>6445050
[x] Today you will try and go all the way. With your sweaty fat man hands, try and remove her bottom wear
[x] J-J-JAM IT IN

>>6445072
Move her into the optimal position!

>>6445072
[x] Your sister is an otaku, though not a disgusting one like you. Trip over a stack of doujins in her room.

You guys better not cum inside. If you guys cum inside I swear to god

>>6445072
Attempt to make foreplay with your sister's body. In the case she wakes up, she'll be too horny and won't resist you.

>>6445093
Aw, forgot the box thing.

>>6445081

Tenderly, you cup your sister's nubile loli body with your flabby, pale hands and move her into the optimal position. You leave a trail of sweat upon her skin, much as a fat grey slug would leave a trail of slime. You can't believe how rapidly your heart is beating, Your brow is practically soaked in sweat, and you can feel your Reimu outfit growing moist from your perspiration. Your penis is throbbing mightily in your panties. You feel slightly dizzy, and you're trying your damnedest to breathe lightly as your sister snores.

>action?

>>6445109
[x]Get it together! You've practiced this on your blow-up doll

>>6445109
You actually did it!? I thought you weren't gonna do it!

>>6445109
[x]Consider an anal insertion.

>>6445117
He shouldn't have. My vote was first, man. I'm frustrated.

didn't we have somethin like this in the early days of /jp/ with GM and the mods put a stop to it?

>>6445115

You can't get it together! The mixture of arousal from your sister's sweet little body and your crushing social anxiety from being with another person in the room has you thoroughly flustered! You feel as if you might cum in your panties any moment now. You wonder vaguely if this is how the faceless men in your Touhou Doujinshi feel when they are approached by one of the flirtation, flat-chested Touhou lolis.

>Action?

>>6445130
Star pulling down her bottoms to see her pantsu.

And pull up her shirt a bit more.

>>6445130
[x] This just might be too much! Quickly cum on her face and get out. You will try again tomorrow night.

>>6445125
The J-J-J-JAM IT IN one? That one wasn't even directed to the right post, man.

>>6445125
Nah. My was first. It was just that I forgot to put the [x] so I deleted it.

>>6445141
Whoa. Looking back, I can see it wasnt. My apologies.

>>6445148
No worries.

>>6445137

Fingering your anus with anticipation, you creep over to your sister's unprotected face, holding your breath and working your silk panties down over your short, stubby cock as quietly as you can.

Your vision starts to blur slightly, your head spinning, your heart drumming in your ears loudly and insistently. You fondle your cock between your fat, sweaty fingers, and stifle a gasp as drops of runny white cum splatter your sister's cheeks and lips nearly at once. She twitches a little on the bed, but thankfully, her eyes do not open. You make a break for the door without bothering to look behind you, brushing the pile of stuffed animals you'd built up against it to the side, unlocking it, and entering the hallway. You shut the door behind you and lean upon the wall, wheezing pitifully for breath.

>action?

>>6445159
[x] You've overexerted yourself today. Pass out right here.

[x] You are a Failure. Go brag on the /jp/ about how your loli Sister wantd your cock.

>>6445159
[x]You forgot to wipe the com off faggot!

>>6445164

Your pale blobby NEET body can't handle all of this exercise. You barely move from your chair as it is. Today was unusually active for you. Profoundly exhausted from the near-sex and the running about, you slump down on the floor and fall into the welcome darkness of sleep nearly instantly,

YOUR SCORE: 9

LOLI FACES CUMMED ON: 1
LOLI VAGINA CUMMED IN: 0
LOLI ASS CUMMED IN: 0
PENISES SUCKED: 0
PENISES FUCKED: 0
SPERM EATEN: 1
FIGURES ANALLY INSERTED: 3
PIZZA EATEN: 1

GAME OVER

RETRY?

>Y/n

>>6445182
[x]Go back 7 choices.

>>6445182
[X] Extra Stage.

>>6445182
JOKES ON YOU! We only inserted 2 figures, and we never ate any cum.

>>6445182
We need to actually rape the imouto surprise rape style.

>Y

>>6445194
Someone inserted the third figure after cumming for some reason. wwww

>>6445186

>LOAD GAME

>SELECT SAVED GAME

-SAVE 10 - 11/13/10

>LOAD

>Loading....

>>6444949

Your parents have the car keys. You do not want to interact with your parents, for obvious reasons. Their car is an expensive luxury model with an alarm and LOJACK, so stealing it is out of the question. You do not want to Go Outside, at any rate. Merely approaching the front door makes you break out in a cold sweat and your heart pound madly.

>Action?

>>6445207
[x]Suddenly turn badass, summon servants, kill your parents, rape your sister.

>>6445207
[x]Get shooped up.

>>6445213

You try to turn badass, but only succeed in letting out a small, wet fart from around the figurines lodged in your rectum.

Your AUTISM stat is too high to turn badass!


>Action?

>>6445214
I knew we should have gone with that one

>>6445207

[X] Remember that every /jp/ CYOA thread protagonist has skills in wood cutting and decide to become a lumberjack.

>>6445223
[x]Realize this is an unhealthy lifestyle and try to get out of it. Step outside for the first time in years

>>6445223
[x]Get shooped up.

>>6445223
[X] Get drunk. Everyone knows alcohol cures the autisms.

>>6445227

Your crushingly high DEPRESSION and ANXIETY stats ensure that you embrace a self-destructing lifestyle. Realizing that your current behavior is unhealthy only spurs you on to continue. You become even more resolved to your TRUNEET status.

>action?

>>6445238
[x]You leave the room and go to the bathroom to take mom's drugs.

>>6445238
[x]Skip straight to the loli vagina

>>6445238
[x]All this depression is getting to you. Attempt to suicide with something in the room.

>>6445182
That was amazing.

>>6445242

Your mother has multitudes of prescription medication at hand. Like you, she has been seeing a psychiatrist, but unlike you, she continued to go to him even though his therapy has had little effect. It has, however, earned her prescriptions to such goodies as Xanax, Paxil, and other medications of that nature. You head off to the bathroom in search of a treat, hitching your shitty silk panties up around your hairy belly.

Upon opening the medicine cabinet, a host of prescription bottles greet your eyes. There are so many that you couldn't possibly get through them all in one night. There's also Benadryl and Robitussin.

>action?

>>6445256
Take the entire box of benadryl.

>>6445256
[x] You have little working knowledge of pills, so you will just take all of them

>>6445256
[x]Take 'em all.

NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG

>>6445256
Mix Benadryl and Robitussin in a bottle, take Beronabidrytulssin.

>>6445262

You take a fistful of all the pills in the bottles. Two fistfuls, in fact. You aren't sure if some of this medication is still good, but you swallow it down anyway, using great gulps of sink water to chase them down.

After a few moments, you start to feel sick from swallowing so many pills at once.

Your stomach churns violently and sour bile creeps up your throat. Suddenly you heave, pizza-flavored vomit filling your cheeks. You puke into the sink, tearing up from the acidic scent of vomit filing your nose and eyes, mostly undigested tablets spraying into the sink's bowl. It seems as if you made yourself ill drinking them all at once, and would have been better off taking perhaps two at a time. You lean against the sink weakly, stomach still churning irritably, the pizza swirling back up your throat.

>Action?

[x] Raid the alcohol cabinet and get drunk; everyone's asleep and they won't miss a bottle or two since they have hundreds.

>>6445281
[x] IRON HEART SURGE. ITLL WORK JUST LIKE IN THE VNS, RIGHT?

>>6445281
[x]Take more

DON'T THROW IT UP FAGGOT

>>6445281
[x]Take the pills slowly.

>>6445281
[x]Eat the puke

LIKE A TRUE NEET SHOULD

>>6445285

You stumble back outside, letting out a loud, wet belch. A little vomit squirts up into your mouth, but you swallow it down, feeling rather sick. You're not sure if you want alcohol while you're stomach's jumping around, but you head into the kitchen anyway. Upon opening the liquor cabinet, you find a diverse selection of fine wines and spirits. You are sure the fridge has lots of your dad's favorite beer as well.

>action?

[x] Take a bottle of 160 proof vodka back to the medicine cabinet, take pills slowly, using the vodka to wash them down.

>>6445314

You smuggle a bottle of your mother's finest vodka up to the bathroom, intent upon keeping the pills down. Your nausea has subsided somewhat by now.

You close the door and crack open the bottle, the smell of alcohol fumes already tickling at your nose.
The urge to puke creeps back up on you slightly, but you instead take two Paxil tablets and chase 'em down with a healthy shot of the vodka.

>Action?

Take a hot shower.

>>6445329
[x] Take more

>>6445329
[X] Fap until the deadly combination takes effect.

>>6445337

The alcohol burns your already searing stomach and throat, but you take another sip, shaking two more pills of Paxil into your sweaty hands, and tossing them into your mouth.

You take another few sips of vodka to ease the pills down, wincing a little at the burn and gasping for breath. You put a hand on the counter to steady yourself, feeling the room start to revolve slowly.

>action?

>>6445349
[x] go outside

>>6445349
[X] Attempt to fap. Surely the alcohol and medication will act as afrodisiac.

>>6445349
[x]Collapse to the floor and attempt to lucid dream.

[x] Just what you needed to calm down and get serious. Go to your Sisters room.

[x]forcefully wake sister up with rape go outside.

I'm laughing because you all went to the trouble of having him get drunk and high but you don't know what to do with it.

>>6445354

You have enough sense to put the medicine bottle back before your mother Yells At You. You wouldn't want that to happen again. Lord forbid she tells your father anything, either.

You do take the vodka bottle with you, however. You sway unsteadily upon your feet, your plump manchild body bouncing off the hallway's walls. Your brain is getting very fuzzy. Your thoughts have become random and fleeting, and you can't quite seem to concentrate.

>action?

>>6445375
I thought we just wanted to kill him.

>>6445380
[x] Go to sister's room, pick lock (yes, you are capable of doing it while drunk), pour vodka down her throat.

>>6445383
Hell yeah!
That's what I'll do in that situation

[Someone take over. Pressing issues are forcing me to abandon this venture. Or wait an hour until I return, it's your call. ]

You stumble drunkenly into a wall, giving your head a right bonk through the drywall. You pull your head our, you're covered in lacerations. Good job, you think. Making your way back down into the basement, to your otaku hideout, you hear something. Are you tripping off the Robitussin yet? No. Benadryl? Possibly. You pass through the entrance to your den. Suwako is standing there, in the flesh, looking rather pissed, a dark aura floating around her. How much freakin' DPH did you take?

>/

>>6445401
I say wait.

[x] Ask my sister why she's in cosplay

>>6445401
I doubt it'd be the same thing without you. And I'm getting a kick out of it, so I say wait.

I knew trusting a tripfag was a mistake!

>>6445410
"Who are you? Oh. Why are you in cosplay?" Was what you meant to say. All that comes out are wet gurgles and chokes. Suwako's nostrils flare, she bares her teeth. Holy shit, what the hell? Her body enlarges and bulges out, warts explode from her skin. Pyonta melts into her figure, his eyes fixate themselves on you as they assume themselves onto the figure of a giant, poisonous toad.
>/

>>6445420
[x] Use vodka bottle as an improvised weapon to kill demon suwako

>>6445420
[x] Confess your love. Even a hideous form such as that will not sway you from your waifu

>>6445405
>>6445405
Book reading yokai- forever a sexual tewi fan.

>>6445420
[X] Scream like a little girl

You slump against the wall, blood leaving your head as it redirects to fuel an erection. That's what you get for having a frog fetish. The toad's eyes instantly lock onto the rising bulge in your pants. Her jaws part to reveal an array of razor-sharp teeth, something no frog should ever have. Is.. is she smiling? You black out.
. . .
You come to. You're now fully fucked up on mommy's meds, the world is spinning, your body feels as if there's 200lb weights tied to every limb. Your erection has turned purple, every heartbeat sends more blood in, but none comes out. Did you manage to down some Viagra while you were in there? The toad is still sitting there, glaring at you.
>/

>>6445474
[x] You need release. Now. Use whatever is on hand to get off.

>>6445474
[x] Kill the toad, take its road

[x] Master bait in presence of the toad. The idea of being watched stimulates you.