/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How pure

Seriously, what was god thinking when he made it so females need to become cocklusting cumguzzling whores in order to reproduce?

Nice. I think eating their children like the spiders do fits /jp/ more, though.

welcome to parthenogenesis. They recently discovered that female boa serpents can do it too

>>6437941
>god
Your question is an answer itself.

>>6437945
That is nightmare fuel

There should be a galge where you interact with girls that can only asexually reproduce.

>>6437945
Eating their parents you mean. Which seems to happen alot with hikkis.

Suwako is a Good Girl again!

>>6438020

How can they call it an all female species if there is only one gender?

>>6438043
It has no penis.

>>6437945
Hamsters eating their babies because of their inability to cope with the stress and fear when taking care of them fits /jp/ more, I think.

>>6438020
>lizard
>reptile
>suwako
TAKE BIOLOGY CLASS AGAIN

Yeah, but they didn't have that in Ancient Japan's sexfest galore mythology.

>>6438079
>lizards
>frogs
>amphibians

>>6438061
That's terrible, I would never eat my little daughter. I would just wait patiently and raise her will until she blossoms into a beautiful woman around 10 and make love to her.

>>6438104
>he thinks reptiles and amphibians are the same type of animal
laughing suwako and sanae while they're having sex with twenty men.jpg

>>6437943
also sharks, albeit in rare cases.

>Parthenogenesis occurs in some fishes, several kinds of insects, and a few species of frogs and lizards.

>>6438113
That sounds like a doujin plot.

>they still believe that suwako is a virgin
Dude, her descendant is almost human. There's some crossbreeding shit going on with that fertility goddess.

>>6438131
This.

>>6438131
Just because Suwako's (pure virgin-birth) descendants had sex with humans doesn't mean Suwako herself did.

>>6438148
If Suwako had kids by virgin birth, there'd be another god/goddess just like her and we'd know about it. We don't now, do we. Stick with Occam's Razor, foo.

oh god, i love you /jp/
never change...

Is Sanae a lineal or collateral descendant?

>>6438190
There's tons of youkai/gods in and even outside of Gensokyo we don't know anything about. ZUN just pulls them out of his ass as he pleases.

Also, this happened many hundreds of years ago and I don't think her kids (and their kids and so on) would stick with her forever so they'd be scattered everywhere.

Do note that other parthenogenetic lizards (New Mexico whiptails) still keep their mating instict. Females of those lizards often try to mate with each other, and the lizards that don't engage in those mock matings cannot lay eggs.

When it comes to all-female species, though, bdelloid rotifers are my favorite. Those microscopic freshwater animals are exclusively female (other rotifers do have males, though) and the entire taxon apparently had no sexual reproduction for the last 40 million years, and possibly more. Their answer to sexual reproduction is simple: Like small, swimming tyranids, they can steal other organisms' DNA. Many other freshwater organisms have a back-up plan in case the pond they dwell in dries - for bdelloids, this involves drying themselves as well, surviving in an inert condition until the conditions are hospitable once more. Now, desiccation pretty much wrecks any sort of organic material, including DNA and the cell membrane, so the bdelloids are left with their both their cells and genetic material in shambles. In the process of patching themselves up, they start to incorporate foreign elements, such as DNA of other rotifers or even half-digested food they've previously eaten, into their own genetic code. Matthew Meselson of Harvard describes it as lesbian necrophilia.

This, by the way, also means that a part of you can live forever as the little bdelloid girl. Bdelloids are common and found in pretty much every pond, and you simply need to grow enough, dry them, add some of your tissue (scraping the inside of your mouth for some oral mucosa is good) onto them and pour back some water.

>This, by the way, also means that a part of you can live forever as the little bdelloid girl. Bdelloids are common and found in pretty much every pond, and you simply need to grow enough, dry them, add some of your tissue (scraping the inside of your mouth for some oral mucosa is good) onto them and pour back some water.

I like where this is going

>>6438775
Massive inbreeding of bdelloids spiked with my own DNA to produce ones ever more like myself, right?

>>6438838
>impact font

>>6438839

>>6438738
Can't I just masturbate into the pond?
They might even pick up on that Y chromosome!

>>6438897
At least it's not papyrus.

>>6438907
But getting near the lake is always Bad End...

>>6438913
Should have taken swimming ranks.

>>6438907
Going by VN logic, the next day you'll get a cute rotifer girl at your door claiming that you have ruined her purity (her kind hasn't known sex for millions of years, after all, and you've went ahead and cummed in their pool) and demanding that you take responsibility. Will you do so and show her the ways of sexual reproduction, Anonymous?

>>6438932
No way. I'm a proud working VIRGIN.

>>6438932
I.. I think I would... if she doesn't mind.

>>6438932
Wait, will she move in and cook and clean for me after this if I do? because COME ON IN if so.

>>6438959
She'll move in, but she's an even bigger slob than you and refuses to clean anything.

>>6438959
>>6438999
Rotifers eat algae, organic detrius and waste, so her idea of "cooking" would probably be gathering dead leaves and algae from the pond outside and serving them on a platter.

>>6439018
>waste
So she's fine with me pissing on her? Excellent.