/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>6435472

Does Kuroko shave or does she teleport her pubs away so she always has the mound of a 8 year old?

>>6435710
Good question.

>>6435710
Shaving is a hassle in comparison and doesn't last as long. I vote for teleportation.

>>6435710
Can she teleport away her own body parts? I don't watch this show so I don't know

>>6435723
Shaving also causes razor burn on the delicate skin in that area. Also it leaves the roots in there that distort the skin, making it bumpy. This is why you can always tell the difference between an old hag and the real thing.

I think Kuroko could bypass that and always maintain her purity.

>>6435729
>show
what a newfag.

>>6435710
>does she teleport her pubs away

I didn't know she was a human eighteenth amendment

>>6435729
There are weight and length limits to her teleportation. The only other requirement is that she has to be able to touch whatever she wants to teleport.

kuroko confirmed for the best anything.

If you had sex with Kuroko, could she teleport the semen out of herself and into the uterus of one of her friends, getting them pregnant just for kicks?

>>6435745
That's how jesus was born

>>6435745
>getting them pregnant
Kuroko would never inflict such a horrible thing on one of her friends.

>>6435745
Theoretically. Why would Kuroko ever want to teleport my semen away? The only reason she spends time with that Electrobimbo is she cant teleport in to the third dimension to be with me yet, YET.

>>6435755
I love this girl

>>6435745
I bet she would teleport it into your mouth instead. You'd think you're getting to ejaculate into a girl bareback. Nope, you're just giving yourself your own personal cumshot.

>>6435754
Oh I don't know. I could see Saten and Uiharu eating a ton at lunch wondering why their clothes are getting tight while Kuroko just smiles evilly.

>>6435755
mind BLOWN.

>>6435755
For some people on /jp/, this would be a turn on

>>6435772
I'm not sure whether or not it would turn me on, but if it meant that I could have sex with her, it would certainly be worth it.

>>6435758
We keep telling you how awesome she is, you fags keep ignoring us.

Kurkoko doesnt even suffer the common flaws that all girls have. For instance, shes doenst have to shit or fart.

>>6435745
>>6435754
>>6435761
I can totally see Kuroko having sex with a man and letting him ejaculate inside her, and then teleporting the sperm from her womb into Biribiri's, rationalizing that since she was the one who made her pregnant, it was 'her' baby with Biribiri.

>>6435801
Fund it

>>6435801
once kuroko feels the pleasure of being cummed inside she won't want that semen anywhere but in her own womb.

>>6435801
That's small scale.
Kuroko could get pregnant and teleport the fetus into Biribiri's womb, impregnating her with her own child.
Or if she were to practice she might be able to teleport her DNA into a donor sperm cell, teleport that sperm cell into Biribiri, and impregnate her that way.
Or vice versa.
I'm sure Biribiri's face during the paternity testing would be priceless.

>>6435801
>>6435822
I like the way you think.

>>6435822

Possibly the best Kuroko impregnating Biribiri theory ever.

WoW, Kuroko can even impregnate other girls. Kuroko is like God, only with DFC, so better.

>>6435891
Or she just teleports away her breastfat.
Or her fat in general.
She is way too thin. And too short.
That's one hell of an eating disorder.

>>6435902
You're insane. She's perfect.

I remember wanting to make Kuroko in APB and yell STOP CRIMINAL SCUM while running down criminals. Then it turned out you can't have a flat chest in APB. Also the game was awful

>>6435902
me again
>>6435904
After reading your statement I have realized that I only like hard cocks attached to hairy fat men.

>>6435911
maybe the new korean mmo overlords will allow DFC when they relaunch

http://pc.gamespy.com/pc/apb/1133673p1.html

>>6435911

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=cn9j6crd
(C78) (同人誌) [アルセノテリス (Rebis)] とある黒子の美琴完全攻略 (とある科学の超電磁砲)
Kurukko and Biribiri fucking about. Has futa so yeah.

>>6435911
It was fun. People in APB really didn't like being arrested by cute girls. But yeah it was a shit game

>>6435904
Hey, I'd just want to see her live a long and healthy life.
Sure, children, especially young girls, can be that thin. Usually after a large growth spurt that precedes filling out.
Without proper nutrition though she wouldn't be able to develop.
And without development she'd never be able to ovulate in a healthy fashion, and produce tele-lesbian-babies. Aka telesbabies.

>>6435918
What i wouldnt give to have Kuroko's frail little body frisk me, i would even give up my virginity.

>>6435904
No breasts. No hips. No butt. Horrible personality. Lesbian.

She might as well a boy. An innefectual, stupid, annoying boy.

>>6435927
dis nigga be gay

>>6435924
You are a moron. Go read the novels, you can read cant you?

Her body is more than perfection that Helen would swap her country for, its also functional. Her size makes it easier for teleportation.

However, as a gay chubby chaser you wouldnt know anything about that.

>>6435927
Well well, look at you

>>6435942
Dont look at him, you cant teleport ugly from your mind.

>>6435932
It's not the size of the hammer that it counts, it's how you wield it.

And she wields it like a retard beats a drum.

>>6435950
Or from herself.

>>6435956

>>6435956
No reason to be upset that Satenfags are the minority

Too bad she stabbed and shot

>>6435951
Im guessing "hammer" is an innuendo meaning Cock and how you wish someone was "hammering" your ass.

>>6435968
GETS stabbed and shot

>>6435968
Cant be helped, disgusting fast chests are always trying to keep superior girls down.

>>6435974
If by superior you mean ugly, then yes, she is quite superior.

>>6435990
>derp

Kuroko is perfect. The kuroko spammer showed me the light, and from now until eternities end she'll be my waifu.

>>6436005
>sample-0

Kuroko would never give her self to a retard that cant even save images with out failing.

By the way, what is the appeal of Index/Railgun? Just wondering.

AND THE DIRT IS GONE

Kuroko is gay

>>6436009
Its got a nice atmosphere. Lolis everywhere. Plenty of action while maintaining its depth. Its not afraid to go all out. But number 1, the atmosphere.

>>6436005
I came

>>6436009
It is only the moe. Cute girls doing cute things while eating cute slices of cake and drinking tea cutely kind of bullshit. The plot sucks.

>>6436009
It's like if the X-men were teenage girls in school uniforms and they spent their time between fights eating cakey and flirting with eachother. That's Railgun. It's the best.

>>6436007
How rude. Show me the rule book that says I need to change the file name when I download from danbooru?

>>6436028
The part were you are saving thumbnails like a moron.

>>6436030
>3309×7093
no thanks man. I'll take the resized file thanks.

>>6436040
Must such being poor.

>>6436043
nope. offtopic though needs more kuroko.

>>6436068
>thinks 1g hard drives cost money, trying to excuse him self that he cant handle 3 by 7s

Poor.

>>6436086
Get out of /jp/ fuckhead.

>>6436104
Stop saving thumbnails, poor fag.

>>6436117 433x620
If only you knew what irony is.

>>6436122
The argument played out rather ridiculously, but it wasn't about low resolution. It was about choosing low resolution when a higher res alternative is available.

>>6436086
>>6436117
your trolling skills are wonderful I'm laughing hard. You confused another anonymous for me though.

>>6436122
There is no irony at all. There is a point being made here.

Its common sense not to save thumbnails. Why save it if you are not even saving the best possible picture?

Its common fucking courtesy not to post your shitty thumbnails so other people download them then have to go searching for the full size picture.

Either way, you are retarded for dabbling in thumbnails.

The best part about Kuroko is how much she loves the cock

>>6436158
stop projecting your self on to Kuroko, its obscene.

>>6436160
no idea what you're talking about

>>6436155
Bullshit. It isn't common to upload 3309×7093 1.9mb files when your posting an image quickly to go along with text. How many times have I read idiots like you crying about resized file compared to the original? not as many as I've read about when people randomly post huge files randomly.

It isn't a thumbnail its a resized file because a 3000x7000 resized by 4chan doesn't show enough and having to scroll around a 3000x7000 isn't why I posted it.
>1920x1200 inb4 poor like you've really got a 2560x1600

Kuroko is a good girl. Look at her trying hard to take the whole thing.

>>6436176
If your machine cant handle little 2mg photos, go upgrade your POS machine more than once a decade.

>>6436192
before you start crying my 2 year old i7 isn't overclocked because I was having video card overheating issues and I reset it so I could make sure it wasn't apart of the problem a week ago.

The issue wasn't my computer or space I did it because I didn't want to upload a 3000x7000 file for no reason.

>>6436222
>i7
>2 years old
Fuck, time flies.

>>6436222
Your excuses keep changing. First you were like, ZOMG THATS HUUUUGE. Then you blame 4chan for resizing, 4chan doesnt resize, it blocks, now your saying you did it out of caring.

Shits really getting high in here.

Stop saving thumbnails, or at the very least stop posting your shit.

> 3000x7000

I believe there is a resolution limit on standard boards

Youfagetswillargueaboutanything.jar

>>6436253
At least it isn't the 10000th rendition of "Who can beat Accelerator?"

>>6436267
1. Toama.
end.

>>6436234
>how dose i take a screenshot right now and post it?

damn you guys are so fucking stupid. I can't even post the fucking original because its to large and high resolution pictures are only allowed on >>>hr and you're crying because I posted a fucking resized file which 849x1822 and calling it a thumbnail.


>>6436237
your argument falls apart at every sentence. Yeah I think the file was to large to post when I just wanted an image to go along with my text.
>implying a person can only have a singular reason to do something
you are a dumb fuck. The only part your correct on it that 4chan does block images that are too large and it was my mistake for thinking the file may fit earlier and wasting time arguing with you fucking retards when I could've just tested posting the original, but I don't usually ever post large resolutions so I've long since forgotten the image size limits.

She got her ass kicked by a superior teleporter anyway.

Meanwhile, Touma beats up nuns.