/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What won't? Watermelons are easy to cut. You should try that instead.

Mystia, you didn't try to kill yourself, did you!?

>>6435191
no one ***** me...

>>6435253
I'll love you in a platonic manner.

>>6435253
no one whats you?

>>6435253
That's not true at all.

>>6435253
i'll fuck you

NO MYSTIA DON'T DIE

YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO SELLS DERICIOUS EEL IN THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN UNIVERSE

you we...re so nice to me... i'm so...rry. i wasn't strong enough...

i'm so...rry anon...

>>6435331
You don't have to be strong. I'll be strong enough for the both of us!

>>6435331
Mystia, don't worry, we're here for you

Hey, what's going on in here?

Don't do it, Mystia. Think this through; do you really believe killing yourself will keep a GHOST away from you?

Don't do it Mystia!

I'm sorry. I'm afraid Mystia-chan has passed on.
She was found near the human village... they tried to help her, but it was too late.
We're trying to investigate why this happened, and heard she visited "/jp/" quite a bit.
I know this is tough, but please bear with me, does this note mean anything to you? Anything at all?
"Even if no one loved me, I loved them... I wish they only knew..."
Please tell me if this means anything to you.

>>6435400
>I'm sorry. I'm afraid Mystia-chan has passed on.
Oh god, I have!?

this can't be happened

>>6435400

So let's go to the underworld and punch the ferry-touhou in the face until she coughs up her soul.

Violence. Solves everything.

>>6435420
Komachi has nothing to do with it.

>>6435425
Well then, I guess she's not dead, like >>6435413 implies.

>>6435420
I apologize, I should have explained the situation.
We investigated there as well, to obtain an explanation directly from her.
However, we did not find her there. The local ferrywoman explained to us that some souls upon death dissipate if they are particularly weak in some way. Our investigation corroborates with the ferrywoman's testimony, and we believe there is no way to obtain the victim's testimony directly at this point.

>>6435433
...
Aya, is that you? Come on, no one's going to believe that.

>>6435433

Oh. Well, in that case, last time I talked to her she was weeping about 'true love' and 'ending it all' or some shit like that. I figured she was sad about her dull knife, so I sharpened it for her. Razor-sharp. I figured that'd cheer her up but it didn't work.

Oh well. What can a guy do, right? Chicks, man. Chicks.

This is why RPing is bad.

>>6435455
I see. Well, would you please come down to the police station with us? Perhaps we can discuss this over a nice game of mahjong.

>>6435477
>Mahjong
>Not Shogi
Get the fuck out.

She's in the netherworld, you idiots. Hakugyokurou, specifically.
Upset about how sad she was over how she thought no one liked her? Want to help her? Well, get a move on, because she needs it now more than ever.
Time to be a hero, anonymous.

What kind of police officer plays mahjong

>>6435499

fat ones

>>6435539

You were taken from us too young. It's okay, though, you are no longer in any pain, and one day, we will join you. Rest in peace, young child.

>>6435491
>Mahjong
>Not go
At least play chess you goddamn weeaboo.

NO
NO
NO

>>6438195
I'll always remember how tasty she was. Truly too good for this world.

She's not really dead is she? ;_;

>>6438205

>>6438207
Of course not. There's plenty of Mystia cameos all over official works taking place after IN.

>>6438308
That and she's a playable character in PoFV.

During the autopsy, we discovered deep lacerations on her back, near her wings and extending down to her buttocks. This wound was no fatal, but rather, her death was caused by poisoning.
Given these new circumstances, we believe this was a homicide. We believe the killer knew the victim well, or perhaps was a friend.
You wouldn't happen to have any information, would you?

>>6438396
Youkai don't leave corpses. They vanish.

>>6438396
The anus was unremarkable.

>>6438308
>plenty of Mystia cameos all over official works

Some of which I'll never get over.