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Why is everyone so jealous of their love?

>> No.6429613

>>6429607
Its fannon shit, that's why.

>> No.6429616
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Because we wish to kiss the Alice ;_;

>> No.6429622
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You expect her to have a different reaction?

>> No.6429648

becuase we all will die thats why

>> No.6429868

>>6429613
that, and we're all such incredibly bitter individuals that we can no longer put up with PDA shit, whether it be 3D or 2D like in the OP.

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>> No.6430436

>>6429613
You jelly?!

>> No.6430476
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because it is all her imagination and she is in fact as lonely as /jp/

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>>6430476
Alice will always have Marisa!

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She'll always have Shanghai.

>> No.6430557

>>6430543
Marisa doll forever.

>> No.6430561
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>>6430557

>> No.6430570
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Onee~sama is the only one who can comfort me...

captcha: propose glainout

>> No.6430572

>>6430543
According to Touhou fanon there's an 80 % chance that Marisa will die either to: old age, an accident, in a fight, this in turn will make Alice really depressed and make her spew monologues how her life is empty and lonely now. The 20 % is reserved for assorted NTR, Patchouli interfering with the relationship or what's most plausible Alice being tsundere forever and never being able to tell Marisa her true feelings.

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>>6430570
vivid imagination

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>>6430572
Alice would definitely embalm her and turn her into another doll.

>> No.6430579

>>6430577
That's only slightly creepy.

>> No.6430586
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>>6430572
Fanon is fanon. In my fanon Marisa becomes youkai magician like Alice already did and live as long as she wants. Also Sakuya controls time so she can control and stop her aging as well.
My only concern is Reimu.

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>>6430579
It's not creepy at all.

>> No.6430591

>>6430586
Let Reimu die, please

>> No.6430592

Nobody would be jealous of their love if Parsee would quit being a little bitch.

>> No.6430595
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>>6430591
Reimu can become a vampire.

>> No.6430598

>>6430595
Over Yukari's dead body, bitch.

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>>6430595
Easily done.

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We all know what the real best pairing in Touhou is

>> No.6430605

>>6430595
Reimu can become an undead zombie.

>> No.6430607

>>6430586
I think that an essential part of Touhou's humans is their mortality. But to each their own.

>> No.6430611
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living together, not blood related, contractually bound together, taking one of the partner's surname.

Alice wishes she had what the Yakumo's have.

>> No.6430613

>>6430607
Mortality bites.

>> No.6430614

>>6430586
Since there must be a Hakurei, and Reimu is the last one (children eing completely out of the question), they (most likely Yukari) use hax to make her immortal.

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>>6430586
My Maris is strictly a heterosexual being. I can never get enough of it.

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>>6430607
Captcha-tan ate my picture.

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>>6430603
Why won't you use the corresponding picture then?

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>>6430586
My Marisa is strictly a heterosexual being. I can never get enough of it.

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OTP

>> No.6430628

Suika x Mongol, best pairing.

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>>6430616
Modification, but don't get me wrong SakuMei is love too.

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Everyone out of the way, best but more or less utterly nonsensical pairing coming through.

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>>6430632
Straight Meiling is fine too, but I'll take crack crossover pairing over faceless men.

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>>6430638
What's nonsensical about it? Cirno goes to see Reimu EVERY DAY, Reimu develops feelings for Cirno. Straightforward.

>> No.6430654

>>6430645
Ehh, I feel that there's not that much basis for it. It's not that the story itself is implausible, it's just that you could pair up Cirno and anyone that way.

>> No.6430663

>>6430632
>>6430639
>het

no

>> No.6430680

>>6430654
I'm okay with this. Cirno should be paired with everyone and no one.

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>>6430663
With so much Touhou yuri a little het won't kill you.

>> No.6430705

Where are my faceless females? I demand faceless yuri rape. Or faceless female het rape. Either is fine.

>> No.6430742

>>6430645
request a ddl for that

>> No.6430754

>>6430742
http://gallery.gensokyo.org/archive/Honey_Sakura_-_Cirno_and_Reimus_1-2-3_Volume_1.zip

>> No.6430769

>>6430754
Fucking Keine.

>> No.6430785

>>6430769
Would you refuse a request from the shrine maiden?

One who just OHKO'd Eirin, of all people, no less?

>> No.6430788

>>6430785
Not when I could make her forget the request was ever made, no.

>> No.6430801

>>6430769
What? What did she do?

>> No.6430813
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>>6430788
I feel like it's not very easy to erase the memory of the Hakurei shrine maiden when she's standing right in front of you. Not to mention she didn't have any idea what she was erasing, anyway.

Or maybe I just find it impossible to dislike this Keine.

>> No.6430814

>>6430801
You should really read the doujin if you care, but Keine erased the history of the entire doujin at Reimu's request. Now Reimu gets to confess to Cirno all over again, and presumably chickens out AGAIN prompting the third book.

>> No.6430819

>>6430813
Didn't she call Reimu a lolicon? Or was that Eirin? If it was Keine, that'd mean she knew what she was erasing.

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Out of the way bitches, superior pairing coming through.

>> No.6430832

>>6430819
Keine found out after she finished erasing it.

>> No.6430836

>>6430827
Nitori cares too much about Science to be paired with anyone, and Hina is a misfortune junkie (currently fixating on Kogasa).

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I'm going to post a bunch ofMarisa pairings that make no sense. Try to make sense of them.

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How to make sense of every Marisa pairing: Marisa is popular da ze.

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I really do have a lot of these.

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Well stopping now. Which of the Aki sisters is she eating a sweet potato with by the way?

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>> No.6431041

why is Marisa such a slut

>> No.6431066
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Don't worry Marisa, we love you even if you're a slut.

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Marisa ain't no slut. She a pimp of the highest order.

>> No.6431095

why is Marisa such a pimp

>> No.6431097

why is Marisa such a slutty pimp

>> No.6431111

I'm serious

what happened to make Marisa such a slut

was she abused as a child?

>> No.6431133

Marisa isn't a pimp, she's a cad.

>> No.6431139

>>6431133
Marisa isn't a cad, she's a carp.

>> No.6431259 [DELETED] 

>>6430935
>so how are you?
>it doesn't matter, right?
>no, I guess it doesn't.

Clearly true love.

>> No.6431265

>>6430935
>so who are you?
>it doesn't matter, right?
>no, I guess it doesn't.

Clearly true love.

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Love.

>> No.6432064
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Haters gonna hate

>> No.6432068

>>6430632
sauce

>> No.6432101

>>6432068
http://www.mediafire.com/?ayy7dqf2c8kflg8

>> No.6432103

>>6432101
thank you

>> No.6432106

>>6432064
Looking at the thumbnail I thought Marisa's dress was Uboa.

>> No.6433107
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Leave mai waifu alone!

>> No.6433138

>>6433107
Which one? It's fine if you're talking about Marisa.

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>>6433107
mandatory...

>> No.6433274

>>6430614
>and Reimu is the last one (children eing completely out of the question)
1. I don't see a problem about having children
2. There are surely some relatives either in Gensokyo or (very distant relatives) outside who could watch over the barrier.

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>>6430638
Reimu was drunk and Chirno is so baka that anyone that could get near enough could easily abuse her as long as she is treated kindly

>> No.6433678

>>6433667
Is it really abuse if she sees it as kind treatment?

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>>6432064
Are Marisa and Medicine making Christmas decorations during Halloween?

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What is this...

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>> No.6435485

Who would be jealous of some dykes?

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>> No.6437549
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Not jealous at all, she's right next to me.

>> No.6440831

>>6437549
Oh Lawd

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Alice daydreaming

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